I’m planning to write up some group previews eventually, as well as keep you posted on important developments and, if I’m feeling energetic, write about results and happenings during the tournament itself. For now, here are some good links if you want to read up on the World Cup participants, find out why most have no chance of winning and learn the names of a bunch of arrogant athletes who will never have any bearing on your real life. Time well spent, I find.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/worldcup2014/article-2516825/2014-World-Cup–team-team-guide.html

http://www.espnfc.com/league/_/id/fifa.world?cc=5901

http://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer/worldcup/lists/2014-fifa-world-cup-team-player-previews-32-qualified-nations-120413#photo-title=Algeria&photo=31976638

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2070956-world-cup-predictions-2014-early-projections-for-golden-boot-winner

Although what is even more fun is this gif of the incomparably ludicrous Cristiano Ronaldo celebrating his 15th Champion’s League goal to break Messi’s record. His joyous dance reminds us that no matter how many goals he scores he still has to get up every morning as the biggest douchebag in soccer.

 

Douchebag Dances How?