By popular demand, here are the latest standings (as of the end of the Germany-Portugal beating). Still basking in the slobbery glow of his first birthday, young Beckett Yemen is already demonstrating an unusual aptitude for the beautiful game. Of course, there are still teams that haven’t even stepped on the pitch yet so he should be careful not to get ahead of himself, and for the moment maybe just worry about growing a full set of teeth.
Slightly older Angela Walters is currently bringing up the rear (ha).
Here are both the standings and a photo of our current leader.
Stay Away From Me Lucky Charms!