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100 Happy 29th Birthday Captions, Quotes and Sayings

Turning 29 means you are at the end of your 20’s and that is definitely worth a birthday pic. And you will need to find the best 29th birthday captions that your friends and followers will love. You will find what you are looking for here as our list includes funny 29th birthday captions, 29th birthday Instagram captions, clever birthday captions for your 29th, cute birthday captions for turning 29 years old, 29th birthday captions for yourself, birthday captions for friend on 29th birthday, selfie captions for 29th birthday, Happy 29th birthday quotes, 29th birthday puns and messages for a 29th birthday.

Whether it’s you turning 29 or a friend is, these captions will help you celebrate the day.

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29th Birthday Captions

Check out a few of our favorite 29th birthday captions.

  • Turning 29 and feeling fine.
  • 29 years down, and many more to go.
  • They never tell you that turning 29 comes with a whole lot of nostalgia.
  • TFW you almost made it through your 20s…
  • This is an appreciation post for myself, on my 29th birthday.
  • My only wish on my 29th birthday is for more good times and tan lines.
  • 29 years, 29 reasons to celebrate.
Person walking in water with 29th birthday captions
  • Year 29, I’m ready! Toss the confetti.
  • Looking at my twenties in the rear view mirror.
  • Hello, 29.
  • Never too old to wear a birthday crown.
  • I’m too young to be this old.
  • Wow, the cake’s really lit this year…
  • Officially 29, but still mentally about five.
  • Keep calm and celebrate 29 years.
  • Cheers and beers to 29 years.
  • Gonna party like it’s my birthday… ’cause it is.
Person taking photo with happy 29th birthday to me captions
  • And so begins Chapter 29.
  • Birthday behavior! #29
  • Well look who just turned 29…
  • POV: You can’t believe I’m 29 now.
  • Staying 29 until further notice.
  • Another year older, but I’ll need some extra time for that ‘wiser’ bit. #29
  • Today is the day! You can finally “hit me with your best shot.”
  • I don’t care how old I’m turning, so long as there’s cake.
  • Experience level: 29.
  • Chapter 29, Page 1.

Funny 29th Birthday Captions

These funny 29th birthday captions will make you smile. Check out our lists of Funny Birthday Captions and Funny Captions for more.

  • Dear 30, I’m ready when you are now.
  • Here’s to 21 years (with another 8 years of experience).
  • Shoutout to my 20s for the very best memories.
  • Be good to me, 29.
  • So this is where aging ends, right? #Forever29
  • Pop the champagne, because I’m 29.
Sunset over ocean with funny 29th birthday captions
  • 29 – time to make some pour decisions.
  • Aged to perfection.
  • Here’s to the next chapter.
  • 29 is so fun I think I’ll repeat it again next year.
  • Made it to 29! I know. I’m as surprised as you are.
  • Old enough to know better, still young enough to get away with it.
  • Woke up a little older… but not wiser.
Sunset over ocean with funny 29th birthday captions
  • Got so distracted by cake, I forgot it was my own birthday. #SoThisIs29
  • Made it to Level 29.
  • 29 years old. I’ve put off adulting long enough
  • 29? Who cares. I just want cake.
  • Only one more year until my 30s!
  • I should start getting serious, but I’ll eat confetti cake and wear a crown instead.

Selfie Captions for 29th Birthday

You’ll love these selfie captions for 29th birthday. You might also like our lists of Cute Selfie Captions and Funny Selfie Captions.

  • I think 29 looks good on me.
  • Here’s to another 365 days of being fabulous.
  • Favorite day of the year. #29
  • Birthday mode: the youngest I’ll ever be, and the oldest I’ve ever been. #29
  • POV: this is what 29 looks like.
Palm trees with selfie captions for 29th birthday
  • Staying 29 until further notice.
  • Keep calm — it’s my 29th birthday.
  • Who knew that 29 would look this good?
  • Manifesting the best 29th birthday.
  • Couldn’t turn 29 without posting my birthday ‘fit.
  • Hey Siri, count the candles.
  • I’m probably going to regret this in 3…2…1…
Person taking selfie with funny Instagram captions for selfies
  • Another year, another candle on the cake. #29
  • Wow, never been 29 before.
  • Made it to 29! I know. I’m as surprised as you are.
  • 29? Who cares. I just want cake.

Short 29th Happy Birthday Captions

Here are some of our favorite 29th birthday captions. You can head to our list of Short Captions for more.

  • Dressed to the 29s.
  • 29 – time for wine.
  • Feeling fine at 29.
  • Level up. #29
  • Cheers to 29!
Person looking at ocean with short 29th happy birthday captions
  • So this is 29.
  • My day, my way. #29
  • Ending the roaring twenties.
  • 29 is the new 19.
  • Aging and raging. #29
  • Season 29, Episode 1.
  • Yes, I become 29.
  • Roaring twenties
Person walking in garden with short 29th birthday captions for Instagram
  • Lap 29 around the sun…
  • My day, my way. #29
  • It’s no time to be 29.
  • 29? Bring it on.
  • Hey Siri, count the candles.
  • Make a wish. #29

Friend Birthday Captions on 29th Birthday

Choose the best birthday captions for friend on 29th birthday from the list below. You might also like our lists of Funny Friendship Quotes, Best Friend Quotes and True Friendship Quotes.

  • Thanks for letting me bother you for the past 29 years.
  • 29 and you’ve never looked better. Here’s to you!
  • Say hello to my new favorite 29 year old.
  • Helping this one ring in 29. Cheers to another lap around the sun!
  • Your countdown to 30 officially begins.
Person looking at ocean iwth friend birthday captionson 29th birthday
  • Can’t believe you’re 29. Here’s to another year of amazing memories.
  • 29 years of being your favorite pain in the butt. Here’s to 29 more.
  • Cheers to good friends, good vibes, and another 29 years.
  • Ringing in 29 with the best crew.
  • Thankful to be ringing in 29 with the best people I know.
  • How good is 29? It’s only the best age of all time. Enjoy your birthday, friend!
  • Age 29 but forever the baby of the group.
  • Age is just a number, but friends like these are forever. Thank you all for helping me ring in 29.
  • Another lap around the sun with the best people I could have ever asked for. Here’s to 29!

29th Birthday Instagram Captions

Choose the best 29th birthday captions for Instagram here.

  • I just turned 29, and even the cake is in tiers about it.
  • POV: You just turned 29, and realized you’re so happy with life.
  • Getting older but my inner child is ageless.
  • I didn’t choose this 29th birthday, this birthday chose me.
  • Turning 29 is a big deal so I deserve a big celebration!
  • Enjoying this year like it’s the last year of my 20s… because it is.
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  • Stuck in them twenty-somethings.
  • Honestly, my birthday should be a holiday.
  • One more year left until I’m 21 so I better make the most of misbehaving!
  • Act my age? Maybe next year.
  • I don’t get older; I level up.
  • 29th birthday selfies hit a little different.
  • Turning the big 2-9 with my fam by my side.
  • Schoolin’ Life
  • Got so distracted by cake, I forgot it was my own birthday. #SoThisIs29
  • That birthday glow. #Feeling29
  • You really gonna scroll without wishing me a happy 29th birthday?
  • I don’t care how old I’m turning, so long as there’s cake.
  • Growing and glowing. #29

29th Birthday Captions for Yourself

These 29th birthday captions for yourself will make your day.

  • Cheers to the one day of our lives, when we actually celebrate getting old. Happy 29th Birthday to me.
  • I’ll enjoy the best of today and laugh like never before because it’s my 29th Birthday.
  • I want to thank everyone for my special 29th birthday, come and join me as I celebrate it.
  • I wish myself a happy 29th birthday since I am the definition of awesomeness.
  • Life’s too short to not celebrate every chance you get! Happy 29th Birthday to me!
  • I can’t keep calm, it’s my 29th birthday.
  • I think 29 chances aren’t enough!
  • Now I start planning for 30!
Tree in water with 29th birthday captions for yourself
  • Today is a great day cause it’s my birthday!
  • The only things getting LIT today are the candles on my cake!
  • It’s my birthday, so I’m celebrating everything.
  • I’m grateful for life and for growth. I wish myself a happy birthday.
  • Heaven has been really good to me by adding another year to my age.
  • Birthdays are good for me. The more I have, the longer I live. lol.
  • Of course, I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this age before!
  • The thing is I love birthday celebrations, but only when they’re mine.
  • Happy Birthday to the smartest person in this world, Happy Birthday to Me!

Clever Birthday Captions for Your 29th

Take a look at these clever birthday captions for your 29th. If you like these, head to our Clever Captions for more.

  • Partying when you’re 29 looks like this.
  • OK, I turned 29. What now?
  • Is this what growing up feels like?
  • There’s nobody I’d rather say goodbye to my 20s with.
  • I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this age!
  • It took 29 years to get this awesome.
  • 29 29 29 29 I feel like 29.
  • On a scale of 1-10, feeling a solid 29.
  • Say hello to the world’s latest 29 year old.
Person looking at ocean with clever birthday captions for your 29th
  • Woke up a little older… but not wiser.
  • Don’t wanna be sappy so… let’s just say 29 is already one for the books.
  • Chapter 29. Time to make some memories.
  • 29 has never looked this good. Happy birthday!
  • Say hello to my new favorite 29 year old.
  • I doubt tequila is the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
  • I have mixed drinks about turning 29.
  • Turning 29 is nothing to wine about.
  • I’m 29 now but age gives no guarantee on maturity.

Cute Birthday Captions for Turning 29

Enjoy these cute birthday captions for turning 29. You might also like our full list of Cute Captions.

  • 29, but with no filter.
  • 29 – time to wine and dine.
  • Me and 29? Yeah, we’re going to be just fine.
  • Wow, never been 29 before.
  • 29: When life truly begins.
Person walking in water with cute birthday captions for turning 29
  • Achievement unlocked: 29.
  • Favorite day of the year. #29
  • May this 29th birthday mark a fresh beginning in my life.
  • It took me 29 years to get this cute.
  • 29 and glowing.
  • 29 never felt better.
  • Too lit to quit
Ocean and beach with cute short captions
  • Cheers to another lap around the sun. Hello, 29.
  • 29 is looking pretty good to me.
  • It’s my 29th… I’ll wine if I want to.
  • Here for cake, and cake only.
  • Another year, another candle on the cake. #29
  • I’m just here for the birthday cake.
  • At 29 everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly.
  • I’m not getting older. I’m getting better.

Fun 29th Birthday Couple Captions

If you like these birthday captions for when your significant other gets a year older you might like our lists of Funny Couple Captions and Cute Couple Captions.

  • Every age looks good on you, but here’s to 29!
  • Birthdays are better with you.
  • No need for 29th bday candles because you’ve already set my heart on fire.
  • Another trip around the sun with the love of my life.
Couple by ocean with birthday captions for couples
  • The greatest gift I ever got was you.
  • You’re worth celebrating every day.
  • I’m so happy to be getting old with you.
  • Making the years count instead of counting the years.
  • I love you more than I love cake.
  • It may be your 29th birthday, but you’re my greatest gift.
  • You’re not aging — you’re leveling up!
  • Hugs, kisses, and 29th birthday wishes!
Couple on beach with fun 29th birthday couple captions
  • You’re another year older… and I’d fall in love with you all over again today. Happy birthday!
  • It’s not the years that count, it’s the memories we’ve made over these years.
  • You’re aging like a fine wine.
  • Really grateful you were born.
  • The only other birthday as important as mine.
  • Blessed to see another year with you.
  • Here’s to you babe, celebrating all the good times we have had.

Happy 29th Birthday Quotes

Here are some of the best birthday quotes for turning 29 from our list of Funny Birthday Quotes. Find your favorite quotes about turning 29 now.

“There’s glitter on the floor after the party.” — Taylor Swift

“Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.” – Plautus

“You’ve won.” — Stevie Budd, Schitt’s Creek

“I know I’ll be A-O, A-O-K.” — Tai Verdes, “A-O-K”

“This is for them twenty somethings. Time really moves fast, you were just sixteen.” — Beyonce

Person on ferry with happy 29th birthday quotes

“Someday you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.” – C.S. Lewis

“Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!” – Nicky Gumbel

“Count your age by friends, not years, your life by smiles, not tears.” – John Lennon

“Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.” — Ausonius

“You’re never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” – Les Brown

“Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.” — Sammy Hagar

“With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.” – William Shakespeare

“That’s the funny thing about birthdays, they’re kind of an annual thing.” – Rapunzel

“Today you are You; that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”  – Dr. Seuss

“Youth has no age.” – Pablo Picasso

Sunset on beach with meaningful 40th birthday quotes by Picasso

“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.” — Lewis Carroll

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” — Steven Wright

“Your age isn’t you. Use today to feel your best, celebrate and be your very happiest.” – M. Rivers

“A birth-date is a reminder to celebrate the life as well as to update the life.” – Amit Kalantri

“My life is better with every year of living it.” — Rachel Maddow

Birthday Cake Quotes for 29th Birthdays

Find your favorite birthday cake quotes for 29th birthdays, then head to our list of Birthday Cake Quotes and Captions for more.

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” — Edward Morykwas

“Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room, so you don’t have to chase it.” – Greg Tamblyn

“I like birthday cake. It’s so symbolic. It’s a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just ‘Happy birthday!’ because it’s this emblem of childhood and a happy day.” — Aimee Bender

“For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade.” — Yotam Ottolenghi

“If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness.” – Aberjhani

“If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.” – Lorelai Gilmore

Cupcakes with birthday cake quotes by Gilmore

“Celebration is life’s frosting: isn’t frosting the very best part of the cake?” – Bethenny Frankel

“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?” – Bobby Kelton

“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’” — Jerry Seinfeld

“Cake, cake, cake, cake.” — Rihanna, “Birthday Cake”

“Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It’s all about the memories.” — Buddy Valastro

29th Birthday Wishes

You’ll love these meaningful 29th birthday wishes. Then you can check our list of Funny Birthday Wishes for more.

“Let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night. Happy 29th birthday!”

“Happy 29th Birthday! For your special day I made you a cake. BOOM YOU’RE A CAKE! You’re so very welcome.”

“Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy 29 Birthday!”

“Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottoms up!”

“Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy birthday queen.”

“I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy 29th Birthday.”

People watching sunset with 29th birthday wishes

“May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.”

“Pst, don’t grow up! It’s a trap. Happy 29th birthday!”

“Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Happy 29th Birthday.”

“It’s so great that my crazy really vibes with your weird. Happy 29th birthday!”

“You know what they say about more candles… A bigger wish! Happy 29 Birthday.”

“Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.”

“Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy 29th!”

“It’s your party and you’ll cry if you want to; however, I don’t recommend it. You’ll ruin your makeup, and we will be taking a lot of pictures tonight. Happy birthday!”

“I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy 29th Birthday!”

“For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life. Happy 29th Birthday!”

“You’re turning the perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!”

“Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you I’m the second kind.”

And that’s our list! Hopefully we were able to help you find the best 29th birthday Instagram caption you were looking for.

Please let us know in the comments section below if you have a favorite birthday caption for your 29th we missed.

About the Author

Laynni Locke

Laynni Locke

Laynni has been sharing her travel adventures and day-to-day life on Routinely Nomadic social media for over 15 years and appreciates the importance of finding the perfect quote or caption to showcase those experiences. Putting her extensive writing and education background to good use, Laynni has become passionate about researching and curating comprehensive lists of all the best quotes and captions for every occasion.

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