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100 Happy 33rd Birthday Captions, Quotes and Wishes

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So you or someone you know is turning 33 and you have the perfect pic. The best way to say Happy 33rd Birthday is with the perfect caption. We have gathered all the best happy 33rd birthday captions so you can find the best one for you.

Whether it’s your turn to celebrate your 33rd or a friend’s, these happy 33rd birthday quotes can help, especially if you’re at loss for words.

We also have a list of great happy 33rd birthday wishes to help you celebrate their special birthday.

You might also like our lists of Funny Birthday CaptionsFunny Birthday WishesFunny Belated Birthday Wishes and Funny Birthday Quotes.

If you like birthday captions, you might also want to see our lists of the best captions for 19th, 17th, 18th, 19th, 20th, 21st, 22nd, 23rd, 24th, 25th, 26th, 27th, 28th, 29th, 30th, 31st, 32nd, 34th, 35th, 36th, 37th, 38th, 39th, 40th and 50th birthdays.

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Happy 33rd Birthday Captions

Check out a few of our favorite 33rd birthday captions.

  • Well look who just turned 33…
  • I wonder what’s going to happen next.
  • 33 years, 33 reasons to celebrate.
  • It’s my birthday, so I’m celebrating everything.
  • Staying 33 until further notice.
  • A year older, a year bolder.
  • POV: You can’t believe I’m 33 now.
Palm trees with happy 33rd birthday captions
  • Couldn’t turn 33 without posting my birthday ‘fit.
  • Wow, never been 33 before.
  • Hey Siri, count the candles.
  • 33? Who cares. I just want cake.
  • Another year, another candle on the cake. #33
  • Made it to 33! I know. I’m as surprised as you are.
  • Year 33, I’m ready! Toss the confetti.
  • I’m wearing the smile my birthday gave me.
  • The only things getting LIT today are the candles on my cake!
  • Started from the bottom, now I’m 33.
  • Birthdays are good for me. The more I have, the longer I live. lol.
  • I’m grateful for life and for growth. I wish myself a happy birthday.
  • Is this what growing up feels like?

33rd Birthday Captions for Yourself

These 33rd birthday captions for yourself will make your day.

  • I want to thank everyone for my special 33rd birthday, come and join me as I celebrate it.
  • I’ll enjoy the best of today and laugh like never before because it’s my 33rd Birthday.
  • Life’s too short to not celebrate every chance you get! Happy 33rd Birthday to me!
  • I wish myself a happy 33rd birthday since I am the definition of awesomeness.
  • Selfies, kisses, and lovely 33rd birthday wishes.
  • Cheers to the one day of our lives, when we actually celebrate getting old. Happy 33rd Birthday to me.
  • Follow the call of the disco ball.
  • Doughnut crush my vibes on my 33rd birthday.
Lake water and 33rd birthday captions for yourself
  • I can’t keep calm, it’s my 33rd birthday.
  • Aged to perfection.
  • Now we start planning for 34!
  • The thing is I love birthday celebrations, but only when they’re mine.
  • Heaven has been really good to me by adding another year to my age.
  • 33 is looking pretty good to me.
  • It took 33 years to get this awesome.
  • 33 33 33 33 I feel like 33.
  • Woke up a little older… but not wiser.
  • Say hello to the world’s latest 33 year old.
  • On a scale of 1-10, feeling a solid 33.

Funny Captions About Turning 33

These funny 33rd birthday captions will make you smile. Check out our full lists of Funny Birthday Captions and Funny Captions for more. You might also like our lists of Funny Hiking Captions, Funny Sunset Captions, Funny Birthday Captions, Funny Couple Captions, Funny Selfie Captions, Funny Winter Captions, Funny Summer Captions, Funny Fall Captions, and Funny Travel Captions.

  • I’m ready for something new now that I’m 33.
  • It’s time to kiss 32 goodbye and welcome 33.
  • It’s my 33rd… I’ll wine if I want to.
  • I’m just here for the birthday cake.
  • 33 is so fun I think I’ll repeat it again next year.
  • Another year, another candle on the cake. #33
  • Made it to 33! I know. I’m as surprised as you are.
Lake sunset with funny captions about turning 33
  • Got so distracted by cake, I forgot it was my own birthday. #SoThisIs33
  • I don’t care how old I’m turning, so long as there’s cake.
  • Another year older, but I’ll need some extra time for that ‘wiser’ bit. #33
  • Today is a great day cause it’s my 33rd birthday!
  • Today is the day! You can finally “hit me with your best shot.”
  • It’s my birthday, so I’m celebrating everything.
  • Old enough to know better, still young enough to get away with it.
  • Happy Birthday to the smartest person in this world, Happy Birthday to Me!
  • 33 years old. That’s, like, a real adult.
  • My good vibes speak for themselves.
  • Going with the idea that nothing can stop me this year.
  • Be good to me, 33.
  • So this is where aging ends, right? #Forever33
  • 33 – time to make some pour decisions.
  • Pop the champagne, because this girl is 33.
  • Experience level: 33.
  • Here’s to the next chapter.
  • So am I a real adult now?!
  • You really gonna scroll without wishing me a happy 33rd birthday?
  • I think 33 chances aren’t enough!

Clever and Cute Birthday Captions for Your 33rd

Take a look at these clever birthday captions for your 33rd. If you like these, head to our Cute Captions and Clever Captions for more.

  • I’m officially the big 3-3.
  • Hugs, kisses, and 33 birthday wishes.
  • Made it to Level 33.
  • I don’t care how old I’m turning, so long as there’s cake. #SoThisIs33
  • Got so distracted by cake, I forgot it was my own birthday.
  • Never too old to wear a birthday crown.
  • Of course, I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this age before!
  • Talk thirty three to me.
  • I’m officially in birthday mode. #33
  • 33? Who cares. I just want cake.
  • Achievement unlocked: 33.
  • Wow, the cake’s really lit this year…
  • I’m too young to be this old.
Boat on water with cute birthday captions for your 33rd
  • Keep calm and celebrate 33 years.
  • I don’t get older; I level up.
  • Officially 33, but still mentally about five.
  • Schoolin’ Life
  • Follow your birthday bliss.
  • Wishing on 33 candles and chasing my dreams.
  • Wow, never been 33 before.
  • 33: When life truly begins.
  • Favorite day of the year. #33
  • May this 33rd birthday mark a fresh beginning in my life.
  • Ready to live my adult life blessed.
  • It took me 33 years to get this cute.
  • Stay in your birthday magic.
  • I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this age!
  • At 33 everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly.
  • Cheers to another lap around the sun. Hello, 33.

Short 33rd Birthday Captions for Instagram

Here are some of our favorite 33rd birthday Instagram captions. Choose the best 33rd birthday captions for Instagram now, then head to our list of Short Captions for more.

  • Chapter 33, Page 1.
  • 33 never felt better.
  • Hello, 33.
  • 33 and glowing.
Ocean sunset with short 33rd birthday captions for Instagram
  • So this is 33.
  • My day, my way. #33
  • Level up. #33
  • 33 is the new 29.
  • Cheers to 33!
  • 3.3.
  • Season 33, Episode 1.
  • Yes, I become 33.
  • Lap 33 around the sun…
  • Hey Siri, count the candles.
  • It’s no time to be 33.
  • 33? Bring it on.
  • My day, my way. #33
  • Make a wish. #33
  • Aging and raging. #33

It’s My Birthday Captions

Check out these happy 33rd birthday to me captions.

  • Getting older but my inner child is ageless.
  • Stuck in them thirty-somethings.
  • I didn’t choose this 33rd birthday, this birthday chose me.
  • Honestly, my birthday should be a holiday.
  • Turning 33 is a big deal so I deserve a big celebration!
  • Act my age? Maybe next year.
  • I’m not getting older. I’m getting better.
  • It’s my birthday, so I’m celebrating everything.
Person by ocean wtih happy birthday to me captions
  • I doubt tequila is the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
  • I have mixed drinks about turning 33.
  • Turning 33 is nothing to wine about.
  • I’m 33 now but age gives no guarantee on maturity.
  • Chapter 33. Time to make some memories.
  • Don’t wanna be sappy so… let’s just say 33 is already one for the books.
  • 33 has never looked this good. Happy birthday!
  • Say hello to my new favorite 33 year old.
  • Enjoying life, eating confetti cake.
  • It’s my 33rd birthday and that’s the tea.
  • I should start getting serious, but I’ll eat confetti cake and wear a crown instead.

Friend Birthday Captions

Choose the best birthday captions for friends from the list below. You might also like our lists of Funny Friendship QuotesBest Friend Quotes and True Friendship Quotes.

  • 33 and you’ve never looked better. Here’s to you!
  • I can’t think of a better gift than your friendship. Happy 33rd birthday!
  • Say hello to my new favorite 33 year old.
  • Happy 33rd birthday to the best confidante!
  • Cheers to another trip around the sun! Keep shining. Happy 33rd birthday!
  • Let the cake games begin! Happy 33rd birthday!
  • Can’t believe it’s your birthday. Here’s to another year of amazing memories.
Sunset with friend birthday captions
  • You’re the brightest star in the galaxy! Happy 33rd birthday, bff!
  • Thanks for letting me bother you for the past 33 years.
  • Wishing my favorite partner in crime a very happy birthday!
  • Wishing my bestie, the absolute best on her best day of the year!
  • Age 33 but forever the baby of the group.
  • Cheers to more fun, more memories and cake! …
  • Wishing my bestie, the best 33rd birthday ever!
  • HBD to my favorite secret keeper!
  • Thankful to be ringing in 33 with the best people I know.
  • I can’t imagine life without my best friend. …
  • Cheers to good friends, good vibes, and another 33 years.
  • Age is just a number, but friends like these are forever. Thank you all for helping me ring in 33.
  • Another lap around the sun with the best people I could have ever asked for. Here’s to 33!

Selfie Captions

You’ll love these selfie captions for 33rd birthday. Then you can check out our lists of Cute Selfie Captions and Funny Selfie Captions for more.

  • Celebrating 33 years of life.
  • 33rd birthday selfies hit a little different.
  • I think 33 looks good on me.
  • 33 years of me. Lucky you.
  • Here’s to another 365 days of being fabulous.
  • Birthday mode: the youngest I’ll ever be, and the oldest I’ve ever been. #33
  • Staying 33 until further notice.
  • Who knew that 33 would look this good?
  • Keep calm — it’s my birthday.
Person by ocean with selfie birthday captions
  • Sunshine and birthday wishes on my mind.
  • Manifesting the best 33rd birthday.
  • Vibin’ and thrivin’.
  • POV: this is what 33 looks like.
  • Growing and glowing. #33
  • Here for cake, and cake only.
  • Cheers and beers to 33 years.
  • And so begins Chapter 33.
  • That birthday glow. #Feeling33
  • Birthday behavior! #33

Happy 33rd Birthday Quotes

Here are some of the best birthday quotes for turning 33 from our list of Funny Birthday Quotes and Funny Quotes About Getting Older. Find your favorite 33rd birthday quotes for myself below!

  • “It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.” — E.E. Cummings
  • “I don’t know where I’m going from here, but I promise it won’t be boring.” — David Bowie
  • “The party don’t start till I walk in.” — Kesha
  • “Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!” – Nicky Gumbel
  • “Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.” — Ausonius
  • “Turned my birthday into a lifestyle.” — Drake
People on dock with happy 33rd birthday quotes
  • “Go shawty, it’s your birthday.” — 50 Cent
  • “Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.” — Sammy Hagar
  • “Throw some glitter, make it rain.” — Kesha
  • “That’s the funny thing about birthdays, they’re kind of an annual thing.” – Rapunzel
  • “I’m ready to paaaaarty.” — Bridesmaids
  • “It’s my birthday. I’ma do what I like. I’ma wear what I like. I’ma party tonight.” — Anne-Marie
  • “There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.” — Lewis Carroll
  • “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” — Steven Wright
  • “My life is better with every year of living it.” — Rachel Maddow

Birthday Cake Quotes for 33rd Birthdays

Find your favorite birthday cake quotes for 33rd birthdays, then head to our lists of Birthday Cake Quotes and Cake Captions for more.

  • “Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room, so you don’t have to chase it.” – Greg Tamblyn
  • “I like birthday cake. It’s so symbolic. It’s a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just ‘Happy birthday!’ because it’s this emblem of childhood and a happy day.” — Aimee Bender
  • “For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 21. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade.” — Yotam Ottolenghi
  • “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” — Edward Morykwas
  • “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope
Sunset with quotes for 50th birthday cake by Hope
  • “If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness.” – Aberjhani
  • “Celebration is life’s frosting: isn’t frosting the very best part of the cake?” – Bethenny Frankel
  • “Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?” – Bobby Kelton
  • “You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’” — Jerry Seinfeld
  • “Cake, cake, cake, cake.” — Rihanna, “Birthday Cake”
  • “Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It’s all about the memories.” — Buddy Valastro

Happy 33rd Birthday Wishes

You’ll love these meaningful or funny happy 33rd birthday wishes. You might also like our lists of Funny Birthday Wishes and Short Birthday Wishes. Find your favorite 33 years birthday wishes here!

  • “Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy 33 Birthday!”
  • “We live, we learn, we love, we smile, and sometimes, life hits us hard, but still, we try to survive. Your life has been an exemplary one. Happy 33rd birthday.”
  • “Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottoms up!”
  • “Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy 33rd birthday.”
Ocean sunset with happy 33rd birthday wishes
  • “May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.”
  • “Life without you would have no meaning, so take a seat, let us bring out the birthday cake, and celebrate many more years with you. Happy 33rd birthday, friend!”
  • “Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Happy 33rd Birthday.”
  • “Happy 33rd Birthday! For your special day I made you a cake. BOOM YOU’RE A CAKE! You’re so very welcome.”
  • “Let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night. Happy 33rd birthday!”
  • “A little bird told me that you’re turning 33 today! Congratulations! I hope this very special birthday of yours is everything you hoped it would be!”
  • “I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy 33rd Birthday.”
  • “Happy birthday to the celebrant of the day, living for 33 years on this complicated planet is not an easy feat.”
  • “You know what they say about more candles… A bigger wish! Happy 33 Birthday.”
  • “Preparation, they say, can only take one far. One must still take a leap of faith. Through your earlier years, you have prepared. Now is the time to exercise faith. Happy 33rd birthday.”
  • “Happy 33rd bday! Live every moment so that it remains unforgettable in your memories, as memories will be the ones that’ll allow you to make good decisions.”
  • “For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life. Happy 33rd Birthday!”
  • “Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you I’m the second kind.”
  • “Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy 33rd!”
  • “I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy 33rd Birthday!”
  • “You’re turning the perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!”

So that’s our list! Hopefully we were able to help you find the best 33rd birthday Instagram caption and 33 years old quote you were looking for.

Now get out there and enjoy that birthday!

Please let us know in the comments section below if you have a favorite birthday caption for your 33rd we missed.

About the Author

Laynni Locke

Laynni Locke

Laynni has been sharing her travel adventures and day-to-day life on Routinely Nomadic social media for over 15 years and appreciates the importance of finding the perfect quote or caption to showcase those experiences. Putting her extensive writing and education background to good use, Laynni has become passionate about researching and curating comprehensive lists of all the best quotes and captions for every occasion.

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