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145 Perfect Cake Captions for 2023

The perfect way to celebrate anything is with cake. And once you have the perfect cake photos it’s time to find those perfect cake captions. That’s where we come in. We have gathered all the best cake captions for Instagram so you will know just what to say.

You can never go wrong with cake. It makes every day just a little bit brighter. And if you are looking for funny cake captions or cake quotes for Instagram, we have you covered.

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We hope you enjoy our list of captions about cake.

Cake Captions

Here are some great cake captions.

  • Think inside the cake box.
  • How do I like my eggs? In a cake, duh.
  • Life’s too short to say no to cake.
Chocolate cake with cake captions
  • Happiness is eating leftover birthday cake.
  • Without icing, it’s just bread. I don’t like bread.
  • Forget the fork and dig right in!
  • There’s nothing better than cake but more cake.
  • Chocolate cake has eggs in it, which is a perfectly good breakfast.
  • Man cannot live on bread alone, so they made cake.
  • Sometimes you just need cake.
  • I’m so happy to have all my friends around, that I’m in tiers.
  • Cut my cake into pieces. This is my last re-torte.
  • Cake is mostly air, right?
  • Just another sweet moment in life.

Funny Cake Captions

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  • Cake is for life, not just for birthdays!
  • I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
  • A birthday can never have too much cake.
  • Cake is always a good idea.
Strawberry cake with funny cake captions
  • Put “eat cake” on top of your to-do list today and you’re sure to get at least one task done.
  • Happiness is knowing there is cake in the oven.
  • I am pretty sure chocolate cake tastes as good as skinny feels.
  • I’m not a cake addict! I’m just a little clingy to it.
  • I decorate cakes, what’s your superpower?
  • I like the concept of ‘have your cake and eat it, too.’
  • Forget the calories and just be happy.
  • I have abs-olutely no control when it comes to cake.
  • You’re so sweet.
  • I could give up cake, but I’m not a quitter.
Cake with first birthday puns
  • Count the memories—not the calories.
  • A ready-to-eat slice of heaven.
  • Sugarcoating everything is my specialty.
  • Count the memories—not the calories.
  • Icing for joy when I see cake.
  • Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.
  • I’m here for the cupcakes.
  • A balanced diet is having a piece of cake in each hand.

Cake Captions for Instagram

Check out these cake captions for Instagram.

  • Cake will always be the answer. The question is irrelevant.
  • If I was turned into cake, I would eat myself before anyone else could.
  • Cake never asks me dumb questions. Cake understands.
  • If eating cake is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
  • There’s always room for cake.
Layered cake with cake captions for Instagram
  • Tastes as good as it looks.
  • Where there is cake, there’s hope.
  • If there are no cakes in heaven, I’m not going.
  • If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
  • Happiness is knowing there‘s cake later.
  • Come to the dark side. We have cupcakes.
  • It’s an emotional day. Even the cake is in tiers.
  • Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.
  • Nothing in this world is better than cake but more cake.
  • I couldn’t find a candle holder, so I bought a cake.
  • I want someone who looks at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Cake Quotes for Instagram

If you think that someone might have said it best first, these cake quotes for Instagram are for you. You might also like our list of Short Quotes that are perfect for captions.

  • “A party without cake is just a meeting.” — Julia Child
  • “Remember, no matter what life throws at us, we can always bake a cake!” – Sarah Ban Breathnach
  • “Love love and cherish life. Also, just eat the cake.” – Aaron Paul
  • The most dangerous food is wedding cake.” — James Thurber
  • “We’ll take the cake with the red cherry on top.” – Navjot Singh Sidhu
  • “So if I have two pieces of cake, do I have twice as good an experience as the first piece of cake? One of the things I’ve found in life is that the first piece of cake is the best.” – David Frum
  • “I’m not saying I don’t enjoy the days that I’m not eating chocolate cake. But I do particularly like those days when I am eating chocolate cake.” — Trisha Yearwood
  • “If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.” — Lorelai Gilmore
Cupcakes with cake quotes for Instagram by Gilmore
  • “Celebration is life’s frosting: isn’t frosting the very best part of the cake?” – Bethenny Frankel
  • “Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.” – Karl Pilkington
  • “I ask you, what is the use of having your ‘cake’ if you can’t eat it? What exactly are you supposed to do with it? Put it on your mantle and look at it? Cake is meant to be eaten and enjoyed.” – T. Harv Eker
  • “Cupcakes – when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.” – Dana Gould
  • “Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.” — Lady Gaga
  • “Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any further for joy!” ― C. JoyBell C.
  • “Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.” – Cynthia Nixon
  • “Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people.” — Audrey Hepburn
  • “Romance is the icing but love is the cake.” – Julia Child
  • “Cake, cake, cake, cake.” — Rihanna, “Birthday Cake”
  • “Success is not like a cake that needs to be divided.” — Maeve Binchy

Funny Cake Instagram Quotes

Or if you want them to smile, use these funny cake Instagram quotes.

  • “Let them eat cake.” — Marie Antoinette
  • “I want to be the girl with the most cake.” – Courtney Love
  • “For goodness sake, look at those cakes.” – James Brown
  • “May I feel like I feel when I’m about to eat cake.” – Greg Walloch
  • “I don’t want to die tomorrow knowing I could’ve had a piece of cake tonight.” – Gabriel Iglesias
  • “Irony is a way of having one’s cake while appearing to eat it.” – John Updike
  • “My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.” – Boris Johnson
  • “Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.” – Dean Koontz
  • “For me, almost always, the answer was cake.” – Diana Abu- Jaber
Cake with candles with funny cake Instagram quotes by Jaber
  • “Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it’s the very last piece, but you let him have it.” – E. Lockhart
  • “I’d choose truth over cake but I’d try to find a way to get both to be honest.” – Craig Benzine
  • “Cake baking has to be, however innocently, one of the great culinary scams: it implies effort, it implies domestic prowess; but believe me, it’s easy.” – Nigella Lawson
  • “Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first.” — Helen Keller
  • “But of course you can have your cake and eat it, too – if you decide to bake a second cake. And you may well find that baking two cakes does not take twice the work of baking one.” – Robert Kuttner
  • “Great! He has indigestion, so let’s torture him with cake.” – Kristin Cashore
  • “When you look at a cupcake, you’ve got to smile.” – Anne Byrn
  • “If I was made of cake I’d eat myself before somebody else could.” ― Emma Donoghue
  • “I’ve always told my children that life is like a layer cake. You get to put one layer on top of the other, and whether you frost it or not is up to you.” – Ann Richards
  • “What makes life so sweet? Cupcakes to eat and someone to love.” – Marie Williams Johnstone
  • “Cake is a very beautiful thing.” — Milly Shapiro
  • “Freedom is not to be bound by my wounds. And to be able to eat cake every day.” — Amanda de Cadenet

Short Captions About Cake

If you like these short captions about cake, you’ll also love our full list of Short Captions.

  • My sweet tooth is tingling.
  • So what if it’s not my birthday?
  • Crazy for cakes!
  • Bring on the cake!
  • Happiness is homemade cake.
  • Love at first bite.
Chocolate cake with short captions about cake
  • I’ll take another slice of that.
  • Whip it. Whip it good.
  • Keep calm and eat cake.
  • Fresh out of the oven.
  • Slice, slice, baby.
  • Babycakes.
  • Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.
  • Cake is my happy place.
  • You make life so fun-fetti.
  • You want a piece of me?
  • Happiness starts here.

Cute Cake Instagram Captions for Couples

These cute cake Instagram captions are great for couples. You might also like our lists of Cute Couple Captions, Funny Couple Captions, Love Captions, and Cute Captions.

  • Home is where the cake is.
  • All you need is love. And also, cake.
  • All is fair in love and cupcakes.
  • I whale always love cake.
  • Only love could make me share this cake.
  • Love bakes the world go ’round.
  • Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.
  • This cake’s been sprinkled with love.
  • All you need is love. But a cupcake would also be nice.
  • You, me and cake.
Chocolate layer cake with cute cake Instagram caption for couples
  • I love this cake almost as much as I love you.
  • Love is sharing the last piece of cake.
  • Let us celebrate our love with cake.
  • Live. Love. Cake
  • Love has four letters, and so does cake.
  • Made with love.
  • Love at first bite.
  • Made just for me.
  • Love is the frosting of life.
  • Love is when you have a mouth-watering slice of cake, and it’s the very last piece, but you let your loved ones have it.
  • Romance is the icing in the game of love.

Birthday Cake Captions

We love these birthday cake captions.

  • I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
  • A birthday can never have too much cake.
  • Birthday cake calories don’t count.
  • Happiness is eating leftover birthday cake.
  • You‘re the icing on my birthday cake.
  • Happiness is knowing there‘s birthday cake later.
  • It‘s someone‘s birthday somewhere.
  • Sprinkling you with birthday wishes.
Cupcakes with birthday cake captions
  • Birthday cake is the answer. Who cares what the question is?
  • I want’ more birthday cake.
  • Sprinkling you with birthday wishes.
  • My birthday cake brings all the boys to the yard.
  • How do I like my eggs? In a birthday cake, duh.
  • I couldn’t find a candle holder, so I bought a birthday cake.
  • Sometimes you need to eat birthday cake and get over it.
Cake with 1st birthday captions for girls or boys
  • Let them eat birthday cake.
  • You can have your birthday cake and eat it too.
  • It’s a piece of birthday cake.
  • Life‘s too short to say no to a birthday cake.
  • I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
  • Have an eggcellent birthday.

Birthday Cake Quotes for Instagram

If you like these birthday cake quotes for Instagram, head to our list of Birthday Cake Quotes for more.

  • “Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room, so you don’t have to chase it.” – Greg Tamblyn
  • “Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.” – Jim Gaffigan
  • “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” — Edward Morykwas
Birthday cake with quotes for 40th birthday cake by Morykwas
  • “I like birthday cake. It’s so symbolic. It’s a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just ‘Happy birthday!’ because it’s this emblem of childhood and a happy day.” — Aimee Bender
  • “For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade.” — Yotam Ottolenghi
  • “If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness.” – Aberjhani
  • “Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?” – Bobby Kelton
  • “When the candles on your cake burn down before they are all lit you know you are getting up there.” – Catherine Pulsifer
Cake with sparkler and cute cake quotes for birthdays by Pulsifer
  • “At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can’t eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum!” – Abraham Lincoln
  • “Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It’s all about the memories.” — Buddy Valastro

Cake Puns

Cake puns sometimes make the best captions on cakes.

  • Cake back and relax.
  • You cake me so happy!
  • Manners caketh a man.
  • Cake-up – What girl cakes use to look pretty.
  • For goodness cakes…
  • Say cheese…cake!
  • Bake it till you make it.
  • I’m muffin without you.
  • Life is what you bake of it.
  • History in the baking.
  • This is a cake, not a pun-cake.
  • This is heart-cake.
  • Release the cake-n!
  • Cake care of yourself.
Cake on place with cake puns
  • Cake-tus – a prickly cake.
  • Cakewondo – Martial arts for cupcakes.
  • Baking soda -Soda that bakes..
  • I’m gonna beat you!
  • Oh, give me a bake!
  • Baking bad.
  • Bake in black.
  • Life’s batter with cake.
  • Cake is my butter half.
  • Butter late then never.
  • I like big bund’s and I cannot lie…
  • Cakes have nice butt-ers.
  • Dessert island – The kind of island you’d want to be stuck on..
  • Egg-cellent – That’s an egg-cellent recipe!
  • That’s the cream…
  • Oh just gateaux-ver it already…
  • Peekaboo, icing you!
  • Oh, icing…
  • You bake me so happy.
  • You want a piece of me?
  • Cream-work makes the dream work!
  • She was in tiers over her toppled cake.
  • A real cake up call.
  • Every baker-cat has whisk-ers.

Cute Cake Sayings

Check out these cute cake sayings.

  • Come to the dark side—we have cake.
  • When life hands you lemons, eat cake!
  • We almost didn’t put icing on your cake ’cause you’re so damn sweet already.
  • Let’s celebrate your aging with this cake.
Pink cake with cute cake sayings
  • We decided to skip the candles—they’re a fire hazard.
  • I have a secret to tell you. It’s inside the cake, so start eating!
  • Yeah, abs are great… but have you tried cake?
  • Whisking you a happy birthday.
  • When life goes awry, having a piece of cake is the way to go about it.
  • Where there is cake, there is hope.
  • Without dreams, one would be no greater than a cake with no icing.
  • You will never see an unhappy person holding a cupcake.
  • If we are what we eat, then I’m awfully sweet.
  • If there’s a whisk, there’s a way.
  • I always carry a knife in my purse… in case we’re having cake.
  • It’s a piece of cake.
  • No occasion is ever complete without a cake.
  • Pick up all the broken shards of your life and bake them into a delicious cake.

Funny Sayings About Cake

If you like these funny sayings about cake, you’ll love our list of Funny Sayings.

  • Obsessive doesn’t even begin to describe my love for cake. I’ll even fight little children if I have to.
  • Put “eat cake” on top of your to-do list today and you’re sure to get at least one task done.
  • Remember, you don’t need to justify eating a whole cake to anyone.
  • A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.
  • Always carry a knife with you. Sometimes, cake appears without any warning.
  • Begin each day like it’s your birthday.
  • Cake is happiness in a tangible and edible form.
Cake with purple icing with funny sayings about cake
  • Cake will always be the answer. The question is irrelevant.
  • Chocolate cake has eggs in it, which is perfectly good for breakfast.
  • Eating cake every day is totally acceptable and justifiable. After all, it’s somebody birthday somewhere in the world.
  • Every unique individual deserves an equally special cake.
  • Never say no to cake.
  • I wish I was full of chocolate cake instead of feelings.
  • Slice, slice, baby.
  • Man cannot live on bread alone, so they made cake.
  • Merriment is cakes, cupcakes, and even more cakes.
  • My stomach has a separate compartment for cake.

So that is our list of Cake Instagram Captions. We hope you found the perfect one.

The best of all cakes are birthday cakes. And if you need some birthday captions, check out our lists of Funny Birthday Captions and captions for: 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th, 20th, 21st, 22nd, 23rd, 24th, 25th, 26th, 27th, 28th, 29th, 30th, 31st, 32nd, 33rd, 34th, 35th, 36th, 37th, 38th, 39th, 40th and 50th birthdays.

And for the most epic of all cakes – the wedding cake – check out our lists of Funny Wedding Captions and Wedding Captions for Friends.

Now get out there and enjoy that cake!

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