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100 Happy 35th Birthday Quotes, Captions and Wishes

It’s time to shout happy 35th birthday to me from the rooftops. Turning 35 means you are officially halfway through your 30’s and it’s time to celebrate! But first you need the best happy 35th birthday quotes and 35th birthday captions that capture that feeling perfectly for your birthday post. We have you covered with this list of 35th birthday captions for Instagram and 35th birthday slogans.

Whether it’s your turn to celebrate your 35th or a friend’s, these happy 35th birthday to me captions can help you mark the occasion.

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Happy 35th Birthday Captions

Check out a few of our favorite 35th birthday captions.

  • 35? Who cares. I just want cake.
  • I have mixed drinks about turning 35.
  • 35 years, 35 reasons to celebrate.
  • Chapter 35. Time to make some memories.
  • Turning 35 is nothing to wine about.
  • I’m 35 now but age gives no guarantee on maturity.
  • In honor of my birthday, please share 35 reasons why you love me.
  • It’s my birthday, so I’m celebrating everything.
  • Clock ticks, and suddenly I’m 35. #timeflies
  • May this 35th birthday mark a fresh beginning in my life.
  • Another year older, but I’ll need some extra time for that ‘wiser’ bit. #35
  • Favorite day of the year. #35
Person looking at ocean with happy 35th birthday captions
  • 35: When life truly begins.
  • The thing is I love birthday celebrations, but only when they’re mine.
  • Another year, another candle on the cake. #35
  • It took 35 years to get this awesome.
  • 35 is looking pretty good to me.
  • Say hello to the world’s latest 35 year old.
  • Woke up a little older… but not wiser.
  • 35 35 35 35 I feel like 35.
  • On a scale of 1-10, feeling a solid 35.
  • Is this what growing up feels like?

Happy 35th Birthday to Me Captions

Check out these happy 35th birthday to me captions and quotes. Find your favorite happy 35th birthday to me caption now!

  • Got so distracted by cake, I forgot it was my own birthday.
  • Of course, I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this age before!
  • I don’t care how old I’m turning, so long as there’s cake. #SoThisIs35
  • Talk thirty five to me.
  • Never too old to wear a birthday crown.
  • Let’s do some ‘we shouldn’t be doing this’ things.
  • Made it to Level 35.
Perosn looking at sunset with happy 35th birthday to me captions
  • Getting older but my inner child is ageless.
  • Stuck in them thirty-somethings.
  • TFW you’re halfway through your 30s.
  • Aged to perfection.
  • I didn’t choose this 35th birthday, this birthday chose me.
  • 35 is so fun I think I’ll repeat it again next year.
  • Made it to 35! I know. I’m as surprised as you are.
  • I’m wearing the smile my 35th birthday gave me.
  • Started from the bottom, now I’m 35.
  • Year 35, I’m ready! Toss the confetti.
Person looking at ocean with cute birthday captions for your 35th
  • The only things getting LIT today are the candles on my cake!
  • I’m grateful for life and for growth. I wish myself a happy birthday.
  • Got so distracted by cake, I forgot it was my own birthday. #SoThisIs35
  • Another year older, but I’ll need some extra time for that ‘wiser’ bit. #35
  • I don’t care how old I’m turning, so long as there’s cake.
  • Today is the day! You can finally “hit me with your best shot.”
  • Honestly, my birthday should be a holiday.
  • It’s my 35th birthday and that’s the tea.
  • Turning 35 is a big deal so I deserve a big celebration!
  • Enjoying life, eating confetti cake.
  • Act my age? Maybe next year.
  • I should start getting serious, but I’ll eat confetti cake and wear a crown instead.

Happy 35th Birthday Quotes

Here are some of the best birthday quotes for turning 35 from our lists of Funny Birthday Quotes and Funny Getting Older Quotes. Find your favorite 35th birthday quotes for myself below!

  • “Make it pop like pink champagne.” — Ariana Grande, “Pink Champagne”
  • “I make the moves up as I go.” — Taylor Swift, “Shake It Off”
  • “Rollin’ with my homies.” — Coolio, “Rollin’ With My Homies”
  • “30 is the new 20, unless you’re 20, then it’s the new 40.” -Dane Peddigrew
  • “After 30, a body has a mind of its own.” — Bette Midler
  • “Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes.” — Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
  • “When you turn 30, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.” — Blair Sabol
  • “It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.” — E.E. Cummings
Person looking at ocean with happy 35th birthday quotes by Cummings
  • “Turned my birthday into a lifestyle.” — Drake, “Pop Style”
  • “The party don’t start till I walk in.” — Kesha
  • “I don’t know where I’m going from here, but I promise it won’t be boring.” — David Bowie
  • “Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!” – Nicky Gumbel
  • “Go shawty, it’s your birthday.” — 50 Cent
  • “Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.” — Ausonius
  • “Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.” — Sammy Hagar
  • “That’s the funny thing about birthdays, they’re kind of an annual thing.” – Rapunzel
  • “Throw some glitter, make it rain.” — Kesha
  • “I’m ready to paaaaarty.” — Bridesmaids
  • “It’s my birthday. I’ma do what I like. I’ma wear what I like. I’ma party tonight.” — Anne-Marie
  • “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” — Steven Wright
  • “There are three hundred and fivety-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.” — Lewis Carroll
  • “My life is better with every year of living it.” — Rachel Maddow

Short 35th Birthday Captions for Instagram

Here are some of our favorite 35th birthday Instagram captions. Choose the best 35th birthday captions for Instagram, then head to our full list of Short Captions for more.

  • So this is 35.
  • Level up. #35
  • 34 no more.
  • Big 35 energy.
Person looking at lake with short 35th birthday captions for Instagram
  • I’m 34 plus one.
  • 35 is the new 29.
  • My day, my way. #35
  • 3.5.
  • Season 35, Episode 1.
  • Cheers to 35!
  • Lap 35 around the sun…
  • It’s no time to be 35.
  • Yes, I become 35.
  • Hey Siri, count the candles.
  • 35? Bring it on.
  • My day, my way. #35
  • Make a wish. #35
  • Aging and raging. #35

Funny Birthday Captions for Your 35th

These funny 35th birthday captions will make you smile. You can also check out our lists of Funny Birthday Captions and Funny Captions for more.

  • Here for cake, and cake only.
  • Birthdays are good for me. The more I have, the longer I live. lol.
  • Heaven has been really good to me by adding another year to my age.
  • It’s my 35th… I’ll wine if I want to.
  • Follow your birthday bliss.
  • A year older, a year bolder.
  • Wow, never been 35 before.
  • Cheers and beers to 35 years.
  • I’m just here for the birthday cake.
Person looking at ocean with funny birthday captions for your 35th
  • I’m ready for something new now that I’m 35.
  • 35, the year to thrive.
  • Shine like gold, sparkle like glitter.
  • Cheers and beers to my 35 years.
  • It’s perfectly OK and normal to not have your sh*t together at 35.
  • 35 years old. That’s, like, a real adult.
  • Old enough to know better, still young enough to get away with it.
  • Ready to live my adult life blessed.
  • And so begins Chapter 35.
  • Birthday behavior! #35
  • Well look who just turned 35…
  • I doubt tequila is the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
  • Staying 35 until further notice.
  • I’m too young to be this old.
Boat on water with cute birthday captions for your 33rd
  • Cheers to another lap around the sun. Hello, 35.
  • At 35 everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly
  • 35 has never looked this good. Happy birthday!
  • POV: You can’t believe I’m 35 now.
  • Wow, the cake’s really lit this year…
  • Keep calm and celebrate 35 years.
  • Officially 35, but still mentally about five.
  • I don’t get older; I level up.

35th Birthday Captions for Yourself

These 35th birthday captions for yourself will make your day.

  • Now we start planning for 36!
  • It took me 35 years to get this cute.
  • I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this age!
  • Say hello to my new favorite 35 year old.
  • Hello, 35.
  • Stay in your birthday magic.
  • Don’t wanna be sappy so… let’s just say 35 is already one for the books.
Person by ocean with 35th birthday captions for yourself
  • I’ll enjoy the best of today and laugh like never before because it’s my 35th Birthday.
  • Life’s too short to not celebrate every chance you get! Happy 35th Birthday to me!
  • Love, kisses, and birthday wishes.
  • I want to thank everyone for my special 35th birthday, come and join me as I celebrate it.
  • I wish myself a happy 35th birthday since I am the definition of awesomeness.
  • Cheers to the one day of our lives, when we actually celebrate getting old. Happy 35th Birthday to me.
  • Doughnut crush my vibes on my 35th birthday.
  • Going with the idea that nothing can stop me this year.
  • I can’t keep calm, it’s my 35th birthday.
  • I’m not getting older. I’m getting better.
  • It’s my birthday, so I’m celebrating everything.
  • Today is a great day cause it’s my birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to the smartest person in this world, Happy Birthday to Me!

Selfie Birthday Captions

You’ll love these selfie captions for 35th birthday. Then check out our lists of Cute Selfie Captions and Funny Selfie Captions for more.

  • I think 35 looks good on me.
  • 35 years of me. Lucky you.
  • Celebrating 35 years of life.
  • 35th birthday selfies hit a little different.
  • Here’s to another 355 days of being fabulous.
  • This is my obligatory birthday selfie.
  • Me, myself and I
Person taking selfie with short funny captions for selfies
  • Birthday mode: the youngest I’ll ever be, and the oldest I’ve ever been. #35
  • Manifesting the best 35th birthday.
  • POV: this is what 35 looks like.
  • Couldn’t turn 35 without posting my birthday ‘fit.
  • Hey Siri, count the candles.
  • Wow, never been 35 before.
  • Favorite day of the year. #35
  • Staying 35 until further notice.
  • Keep calm – it’s my birthday.
Person by ocean with selfie birthday captions
  • Who knew that 35 would look this good?
  • Keep calm — it’s my 35th birthday.
  • Sunshine and birthday wishes on my mind.
  • Vibin’ and thrivin’.
  • Another year, another candle on the cake. #35
  • 35? Who cares. I just want cake.
  • Made it to 35! I know. I’m as surprised as you are.

Friend Birthday Captions

Choose the best birthday captions for friend on 35th birthday from the list below. You might also like our lists of Funny Friendship QuotesBest Friend Quotes and True Friendship Quotes.

  • 35 years of being your favorite pain in the butt. Here’s to 35 more.
  • How good is 35? It’s only the best age of all time. Enjoy your birthday, friend!
  • Can’t believe you’re 35. Here’s to another year of amazing memories.
  • Ringing in 35 with the best crew.
  • Can’t believe it’s your birthday. Here’s to another year of amazing memories.
Sunset with friend birthday captions
  • 35 and you’ve never looked better. Here’s to you!
  • Say hello to my new favorite 35 year old.
  • Thanks for letting me bother you for the past 35 years.
  • Helping this one ring in 35. Cheers to another lap around the sun!
  • Who knew 35 could look this good? Aging looks good on you.
  • Age 35 but forever the baby of the group.
  • Cheers to good friends, good vibes, and another 35 years.
  • Thankful to be ringing in 35 with the best people I know.
  • Another lap around the sun with the best people I could have ever asked for. Here’s to 35!
  • Age is just a number, but friends like these are forever. Thank you all for helping me ring in 35.

Clever and Cute Captions for Your 35th Birthday

Enjoy these cute birthday captions for turning 35. You might also want to look through our longer lists of Cute Captions and Clever Captions.

  • 35 – time to make some pour decisions.
  • Wishing on 35 candles and chasing my dreams.
  • Schoolin’ Life at 35
  • Selfies, kisses, and lovely birthday wishes.
  • Growing and glowing. #35
  • Follow the call of the disco ball.
  • That birthday glow. #Feeling35
  • Act my age? Maybe next year.
Person looking at ocean with cute birthday captions for your 35th
  • It’s time to kiss 34 goodbye and welcome 35.
  • You really gonna scroll without wishing me a happy 35th birthday?
  • 35 never felt better.
  • Thanks for letting me bother you for the past 35 years.
  • I’m officially in birthday mode. #35
  • Achievement unlocked: 35.
  • 35, what a time to be alive.
  • I’m officially the big 3-5.
Person walking with cute captions for your 35th birthday
  • Hugs, kisses, and 35 birthday wishes.
  • 35 and glowing.
  • My good vibes speak for themselves.
  • Be good to me, 35.
  • So this is where aging ends, right? #Forever35
  • Here’s to the next chapter.
  • Pop the champagne, because this girl is 35.
  • Chapter 35, Page 1.
  • Experience level: 35.
  • So am I a real adult now?!
  • I think 35 chances aren’t enough!

Happy 35th Birthday Wishes

You’ll love these meaningful or funny happy 35th birthday wishes. Head to our lists of Funny Birthday Wishes and Short Birthday Wishes for more. Find your favorite 35 years birthday wishes below!

  • “Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy 35 Birthday!”
  • “Are you having that amazing feeling when you wake up and realize that today is your 35th birthday?  Well it is, and now we get to celebrate you all day long.”
  • “Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottoms up!”
  • “Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy 35th birthday.”
  • “On your 35th birthday, I hope you take time to reflect on all your blessings and give thanks for another year of life.”
  • “Life without you would have no meaning, so take a seat, let us bring out the birthday cake, and celebrate many more years with you. Happy 35th birthday, friend!”
  • “May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.”
  • “Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Happy 35th Birthday.”
  • “I can’t believe you are turning 35 years old.  Does that mean you’re old now, or worse am I old now? Lol, just kidding, happy 35th birthday!”
Person by ocean with happy 35th birthday wishes
  • “You know what they say about more candles… A bigger wish! Happy 35 Birthday.”
  • “Happy 35th Birthday! For your special day I made you a cake. BOOM YOU’RE A CAKE! You’re so very welcome.”
  • “35 looks good on you.  May all your dreams come true today.”
  • “Let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night. Happy 35th birthday!”
  • “I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy 35th Birthday.”
  • “My 35th birthday wish for you is that you all your birthday gifts are exactly what you had hoped for.”
  • “For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life. Happy 35th Birthday!”
  • “Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you I’m the second kind.”
  • “Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy 35th!”
  • “I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy 35th Birthday!”
  • “You’re turning the perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!”

Birthday Cake Quotes for 35th Birthdays

Find your favorite birthday cake quotes for 35th birthdays here, then you can head over to our lists of Birthday Cake Quotes and Cake Captions for more.

  • “I like birthday cake. It’s so symbolic. It’s a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just ‘Happy birthday!’ because it’s this emblem of childhood and a happy day.” — Aimee Bender
  • “Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room, so you don’t have to chase it.” – Greg Tamblyn
  • “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” — Edward Morykwas
Birthday cake with quotes for 40th birthday cake by Morykwas
  • “If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness.” – Aberjhani
  • “Celebration is life’s frosting: isn’t frosting the very best part of the cake?” – Bethenny Frankel
  • “Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It’s all about the memories.” — Buddy Valastro
  • “Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?” – Bobby Kelton
  • “You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’” — Jerry Seinfeld
  • “Cake, cake, cake, cake.” — Rihanna, “Birthday Cake”

And there you have it! Hopefully we were able to help you find the best 35th birthday Instagram caption and 35 years old quote you were looking for.

Now get out there and celebrate!

Please let us know in the comments section below if you have a favorite birthday caption for your 35th we missed.

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Laynni Locke

Laynni Locke

Laynni has been sharing her travel adventures and day-to-day life on Routinely Nomadic social media for over 15 years and appreciates the importance of finding the perfect quote or caption to showcase those experiences. Putting her extensive writing and education background to good use, Laynni has become passionate about researching and curating comprehensive lists of all the best quotes and captions for every occasion.

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