Funny Fall Puns to Truly Be-Leaf In Autumn

Fall can be a bit depressing as we say goodbye to summer, so we have put together a list of all the best fall funny puns to share a laugh and keep your spirits up. And if you’re looking for short autumn jokes for Instagram, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Fall Puns

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What does autumn do when winter comes? Autumn leaves.

What kind of gourd hates the city? A country pumpkin.

What does one leaf say when he is angry? Leaf me alone!

Pie beg to differ!

Sometimes s’more is s’more.

What did the tree say at the end of autumn? Fall’s well that ends well.

Why do birds fly south in the fall? Because it’s too far to walk.

Let it tree.

You autumn know…

What do you call a dude who loves autumn? A fall guy.

Quit being so witchy-washy!

Sweater late than never.

What happens when fall is over? Autumn leaves.

Where do apples vacation? The Big Apple.

Why didn’t Cinderella medal at the Olympics? Because her coach was a pumpkin.

Pumpkin spice up your life!

This chilly weather is soup-er!

Orange you glad it’s fall?

A pumpkin a day keeps the doctors away.

Are you fall real?

Why was the pumpkin surprised? It was caught off gourd.

Pumpkin spice, spice, baby.

Let’s get lit.

Spicetacular!

It’s time to fall in love.

What do leaves say at the end of autumn? See you next fall.

Make like a tree and leaf.

With summer over, it’s time to chill.

Why kind of computers do apples use? Macs.

I’m turning over a new leaf this fall.

Witchy-washy

What kind of dog does a pumpkin have? A gourd dog.

I’m so excited to chai on all the fall sweaters.

Why do jack-o’-lanterns avoid conflict? They don’t have any guts.

What do apples learn about in math class? Apple pi.

Falls well that ends well.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!

Pumpkin pi.

Hay there!

What’s the best car to drive in the fall? An autumn-mobile.

That’s fall folks!

What sport do pumpkins like to play? Squash.

Hay there, hot stuff!

Donut know what I ever did without my PSL.

Let’s squash this rumor right now.

Nothing to seed here. (Seriously, we ate all the pumpkin seeds.)

Rakes-n-pains.

Are you oakay? Yes, I’m pine.

Falling in puppy love.

New pinecone, who dis?

Oh my gourd!

Don’t stop be-leafing.

How do pumpkins get their gossip? Through the vine.

Beautifall

I’m so corn-fused.

Crisp air, don’t care.

May the forest be with you.

Fall is amaizing.

It’s the most wonderfall time of the year.

Don’t sweat the fall stuff

What did the gingko tree say when the phone rang? Yellow!

Why did the apple wait to make cider? It was mulling it over.

I heard it’s awwtumn.

And then they lived apple-y ever after.

This latte is spice-tacular.

Did you hear about the fruit that went to jail? It was a bad apple.

What did the tree say when it passed its test? What a re-leaf!

How do you get an apple to stop snoring? Make it turn over.

Looking for puns? I’m a pun-king.

What’s a gourd’s least favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins.

Leaf operating officer.

What do you call grouchy apples? Crabs.

Carving out some time for fun

I’m the pum-king of fall.

You’re the apple of my pie.

Hop in the autumn-mobile for a fall drive.

Did someone say “sweater weather”?

Why are apples so popular? They’ve got a-peal.

Fall is a-maize-ing.

Don’t leaf me hanging.

How do books stay warm in the fall? They put on a jacket.

Witch fall flavor is your favorite?

Who is the best apple picker? We need a de-cider.

These pumpkins are simply gourd-ous.

Even books wear jackets in the fall.

Mum’s the word!

I’m at your beck and fall.

What month does every tree dread? Sept-timberrrrrrr!

I always fall head over heels for fall.

What did the tree get when it went on vacation? Paid leaf.

Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.

Don’t even chai to say you love fall more than me.

You truly a-maize me!

You a-maize me.

Witches get stitches.

At the gym getting jacked.

What kind of pumpkin works at a pool? A life-gourd.

It’s fall coming back to me now.

Blessed and pumpkin spice obsessed!

I’m ahead of the carve.

It feels like scarecrows are stalking us.

Which part of town do apples avoid? The seedy part.

I wrote a big book about autumn. I titled it A Tome.

Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.

Why shouldn’t you invite trees to your party? They never leaf.

Fall aboard!

Bet your autumn dollar, fall is my favorite.

Don’t leaf out! It’s fall.

Don’t be acorn-y.

If it isn’t pumpkin flavored, I don’t want it.

Who helps little pumpkins cross the road? The crossing gourd.

Putting the “pup” in “pup-kin.”

Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.

What do apples do for exercise? Core-strengthening exercises.

Fall is the best season fur-real.

This cooler weather is soup-er.

Orange you happy it’s fall?

FALLing in love.

Pumpkin spice and everything nice

Let’s all breathe a sigh of re-leaf.

Fall in love with moments.

Pumpkin spice and chill.

Summer is better than autumn? That’s a fallacy.

Fall down once, stand up twice.

Smashing pumpkins.

You’re the (caramel) apple of my eye.

Squash goals

I truly think that you’re my sweater half.

Let’s squash the drama and leaf it all behind.

How do leaves know if they’re related? They trace their family tree.

Leaf me alone.

Feelin’ gourd.

What do squirrels watch on TV? Nut-flix.

Piece (of pie) out.

Hay there!

How do you know when a pumpkin is sick? It doesn’t feel so gourd.

This weather is un-be-leafable.

I spy with my little pie.

I like you a (pumpkin spice) latte.

I love you a latte.

Dear gourd!

Why did the apple cry? Someone hurt its peelings.

What do pumpkins use for money? Pumpkin bread.

If money grew on trees, we’d be raking it in.

How did the apple get hurt? It fell too far from the tree.

Let’s pumpkin spice things up!

Don’t even chai.

Bautumns up! It’s time for fall cocktails.

What should you wear to keep warm in autumn? A har-vest.

When is corn not corn? When it’s a maize.

What’s a tree’s least favorite month of the year? Sep-timber.

Which pumpkin band is everyone’s favorite? The Spice Girls.

With all the pumpkins around, autumn is definitely the most gourd-geous season.

Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.

Summer Jokes

Trick or treat yo’ self.

Pumpkins are the only fruit that I’ll be eating for the foreseeable future.

Go big or gourd home.

Easy as pumpkin pie

Too cute to spook.

How can you tell if a pumpkin is a pirate? It’s got a patch.

I’m the commander-in-leaf.

This weather is paw-some.

Sweater weather is always better.

What do you get when you run over a pumpkin? Squash.

What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the pumpkin? I’m on fire for you.

Carve out the good times!

You’re my sweater half.

Every pumpkin should have a gourd dog.

(Pumpkin) pie beg to differ!

If you don’t like sappy puns, you better leaf right now.

You’re the pick of the patch.

What’s the best way to fix a broken pumpkin? Use a pumpkin patch.

What is the cutest season of the year? Awwwtumn.

What did the leaf name its baby? Rustle.

This maze is going to be a piece of spice cake.

How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

Hey pumpkin, you’re looking boo-tiful.

That’s fall, folks!

Hello, gourd-geous.

I’m falling for you.

What happens when apples drink too much? They get sauced.

Why did the scarecrow go to bed? It was time to hit the hay.

What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? Your teeth.

I would never leaf you.

I’m acorn-y person.

I’m a pun-king.

Why did the tree laugh? It heard acorn-y joke.

Why did the scarecrow take first prize? It was out-standing in its field.

Hello gourdgeous.

I’m fallin’ for you.

Nuttin’ to see here.

Why did the pumpkin get robbed? It let its gourd down.

Do you have anything to fall back on?

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.

Unleashing the joy this season.

You’re the candy apple of my eye.

Your pumpkin carving skills are a-maize-ing!

Resting witch face

Life is gourd.

Go on, bake my day.

Let’s just fall it a day.

I donut know what I ever did without pumpkin spice.

Don’t gossip in the cornfield, there are too many ears around.

I’m feeling gratefall for these autumn days.

Fall-elujah

These treats just really bake my day!

Orange you glad it’s autumn?

Have a gourd time!

Why did the tree change its color? It wanted to turn over a new leaf.

Do you think Gourdon Ramsay would have some good pumpkin recipes?

You’re my gourd luck charm.

Happy hollow-ween.

And they lived apple-y ever after.

Wow, you’re jacked.

Don’t leaf me!

You’re my lil’ chunk of pumpkin!

My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.

Did you hear about the shocked tree? It was in disbe-leaf.

What do trees need to us Why shouldn’t you gossip in a corn field?

Pride comes before the fall.

Isn’t this season just wonder-fall?!

FALLing in love with autumn.

Did you hear about the leaf that lost its tree? It was stumped.

Don’t be afraid to fall.

Don’t let your gourd down this fall.

Who rules the pumpkin patch? The pump-king.

No more Mr. Spice guy.

I yam what I yam.

I love pumpkin spice a latte.

What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.

Snack-o-lantern

Why was the leaf humiliated? It had a fall from grace.

What did the sign at the corn maze say? Don’t get lost in the maize.

You’re nuttier than a fruitcake!

Gourd of the Rings.

Spice, spice, baby.

I only have pies for you.

The Amazing Cider-Man.

Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern.

What’s the sweetest season of the year? Aww-tumn.

Be-leaf in yourself.

The scarecrow hits the hay before 9:00 PM.

You really autumn know…

Where should a leaf go when its bank is closed? To another branch.

Dad is such acorn-y person.

Here today, acorn tomorrow.

After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.

How do you know when an apple is embarrassed? It turns red.

What did the ginkgo tree say when it answered the phone? “Yellow!”

What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? The straw-berry.

Hay girl, hay!

I’ve just been promoted to commander-in-leaf.

Let’s squash that rumor.

You’re so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.

Can’t help fallin’ in love.

We declare this land autumnomous.

I’m acorn-y person.

What do jack-o’-lanterns do when they go out? Get lit.

Bet your Autumn dollar, it’s my favorite season!

I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall.

So that is it for our list of Fall Puns. We hope you found the perfect one for you!

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Autumn Quotes, Short Fall Sayings, Happy Thanksgiving Sayings, Funny Thanksgiving Quotes and Short Fall Letter Board Quotes.