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125 Best Funny Food Captions

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We think that food is one of the most important parts of the day. And whether it was an exceptional meal or you were just indulging in some comfort food, your photo of it will need the perfect caption. And we think that when it comes to food captions, funny ones are often the best. So we did the hard work and gathered all the best funny food captions here for you to choose from.

We have also included the best funny food quotes for Instagram captions for those times when someone else said it best first.

If you like these funny food captions for Instagram, you should also check out our lists of Food Captions, Cooking Captions, Breakfast Captions, Brunch Captions, Lunch Captions, Dinner Captions, Pizza Captions, Burger Captions, Pasta Captions and Taco Captions.

And if you like to finish with a sweet treat, you can check out our lists of Ice Cream Captions, Cake Captions, Chocolate Captions, Donut Captions, and Desert Captions.

Now scroll on through to find your favorite funny food Instagram captions!

Funny Food Captions

Check out these great funny food captions.

  • Love is in the air, and it’s medium-rare.
  • I make ice cream disappear. What’s your superpower?
  • Either I eat all my food or I eat all my food. There is no in-between.
  • To live a full life, you have to fill your stomach first.
  • I followed my heart and it led me to this restaurant.
  • I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
  • First, we eat breakfast. Then, we change the world.
  • BYOB: bring your own burrito.
Burrito with funny food captions
  • There are three food groups — crust, cheese, and sauce.
  • Burgers are my favorite food group.
  • Tomorrow we can eat broccoli, but today is for ice cream.
  • Blessed are the pizza-makers, for they shall be called children of God.
  • Can you be addicted to guac? Asking for a friend.
  • A life without food is like a library without books.
  • I always keep some snacks around, just in case I get hungry…or need a friend.
  • When you’re a downie, eat a brownie.
  • Find someone who looks at you the way I look at pizza.
  • Television + food, a match made in heaven.
Pizza with funny captions about pizza
  • Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles.
  • Keep your friends close, and your pizza closer.
  • Eating just in case I get hungry later!
  • I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.
  • Life is a combination of magic and pasta.
  • If someone else is paying for it, food tastes a lot better.
  • Love and sushi are a lot alike. You can never have too much of either.
  • If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
  • Honey comes from bees, but pancakes come from heaven!
  • Food is for eating, and good food is to be enjoyed…
Cake with funny captions about dessert
  • When I’m eating, I’m deaf and stupid.
  • Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza and that’s almost the same thing.
  • The ultimate comfort food.
  • Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too!
  • Love and food are alike. I can never get enough of both.
  • I left my heart in this restaurant.
  • Most people eat to live… I live to eat!
  • My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.
  • Calories can not be calculated at the weekend.
  • If you combine wine and dinner, the new word is winner.
Food with funny captions about lunch
  • I spread love like how I spread Nutella and peanut butter.
  • Life is like ice cream. Enjoy before it melts.
  • Goodies for the foodies.
  • Just visiting the best restaurant in town. Again.
  • Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti.
  • A little chocolate a day never hurts.
  • Square box, round pizza, triangular slice, it’s so misleading.
  • Guess which part of this meal I did not eat. (Hint: it was the salad).
  • I’m no glutton — I’m an explorer of food!
  • Our pickles are kind of a big dill.
  • Does this make your heart MELT?
  • Penne for your thoughts?
  • With my two best buddies – you and food.
  • Brunch is just an excuse to day drink.
Mimosas with funny captions for brunch
  • Lunch is a meal, but brunch is a culture.
  • Happiness is knowing there‘s cake later.
  • Count the memories—not the calories.
  • There is no issue that dessert cannot solve.
  • Off to dinner, be back never.
  • Live, love, and eat dinner.
  • I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
  • People disappoint, pasta never does
  • Ways to my heart: 1) Buy me pasta 2) Make me pasta 3) Be pasta.

Funny Food Captions for Instagram

If you are looking for funny food captions for Instagram, this is the section for you. Pick your favorite funny Instagram captions about food below!

  • I love Instagram because it allows me to maintain a record of every meal I partake in.
  • Being a grown-up is the best, you don’t need permission to have dessert for dinner.
  • I’d hate to lie on my deathbed and think: “I could have eaten that!”
  • Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
  • I love to sleep, because it’s like a time machine for breakfast.
  • Everything tastes good when you’re hungry.
  • First, we eat breakfast. Then, we change the world.
  • I have hunger management issues.
Pancakes with funny food captions for Instagram
  • I hate tacos” said no Juan ever.
  • The truth is I’ve never met a chocolate I didn’t like.
  • In a relationship with tacos.
  • If ice cream for dinner is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
  • A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.
  • The most essential part of a well-balanced diet is — food!
  • We don’t want none unless you got buns hun.
  • Life is short, so make it sweet.
  • I’m not like other girls. I know what I want for dinner. I’ve been thinking about it since lunch.
  • Beyond the boundaries of taste.
Tacos with funny captions about tacos
  • When you think you see your food coming at a restaurant, and then you realize it’s not yours.
  • If I can, I love staying in pajamas all day and watching movies and eating good food.
  • It’s never too early for sushi.
  • My friends tell me that cooking is easy, but it’s not easier than not cooking.
  • Whatever the question, pizza is the answer.
  • A burger is meant to be eaten like you love it.
  • One does not simply not have seconds.
  • First, we eat, then we do everything else.
  • All you need is a fork and a thirst for adventure.
  • Love you from my head to my burri-toes.
  • Share my dessert? You do have high hopes.
Sundae with funny captions about ice cream
  • Sadness is no ice cream in the freezer.
  • Love is in the air…it smells like pizza.
  • Being thin would be nice, but have you ever tasted pizza.
  • Food is always more satisfying after a day’s hard work.
  • Yeah, I’m into fitness… fitness whole taco in my mouth.
  • A day is best started on a full stomach.
  • Burying my problems in pasta.
  • Cutest dessert moment ever!
  • The best brunches are a bit eggy.
  • Cake is for life, not just for birthdays!
  • Come to the dark side. We have cupcakes.
  • I was led to believe there would be dessert…
  • Dinner is to a day what dessert is to a dinner.
Breakfast food with funny captions about breakfast
  • I followed my heart and it led me to dinner.
  • Putting on my stretchy pants for lunch.
  • I’m such a hopeless ramen-tic.
  • Save the planet, there’s pasta here.
  • You can finish that cheeseburger. I believe in you.
  • You can’t spell “friends” without “fries”.
  • Life is like a box of chocolates. We take turns, then it ends.
  • The only way to ruin my day is to cancel lunch plans.
  • Brunch is breakfast without alarm.
  • I like hashtags because they look like waffles.
  • If only taking a picture made this meal last longer.

Short Funny Captions for Food

If you like these short funny captions for food, you should also check out our lists of Short Captions, One Word Captions and Two Word Captions.

  • Good food, good mood.
  • No words needed.
  • Enjoy a taste of heaven.
  • You gotta nourish to flourish.
  • Live, love, eat.
  • I think my soulmate might be carbs.
  • My heart’s GPS location is fixed here.
  • Happiness is homemade.
Plates on table with short funny captions for food
  • Food is my number 1 priority.
  • But first, brunch.
  • You had me at tacos.
  • Dream big, eat sushi.
  • Muffin much going on here.
  • You had me at happy hour.
  • Adulting happens. Gelato helps.
  • Worry less and eat more pizza.
  • You are spec-taco-lar.
  • Never-ending pastabilities.
  • Status: in a relation-chip.
  • A well-rounded treat.
Pizza and short captions on pizza
  • Donut worry, be happy.
  • Donut kill my vibe.
  • Eat, play, die anyway.
  • All I want is food and hugs.
  • Take a seat, grab a treat.
  • My favorite hobby is eating.
  • Fueled by ramen.
  • Every day I’m brusselin.
  • I only came for the food.
  • I’m so eggcited to eat!
  • Take a guac on the wild side.
  • In the mood for noods.
  • Pork-fection on a plate.
Pasta with short captions on pasta
  • Stuffed to the gills.
  • They see me rollin’…
  • Party like a guac star.
  • Fry-day is the best day.
  • Oven-fresh goodness.
  • Bliss on a plate.
  • Me, pasta, and selfie.
Burger with short captions on burgers
  • Go big or go home.
  • Grill and chill!
  • Italian food is lit!
  • Flipped to perfection.
  • Wining and dining.
  • I’m not drooling. You are!
  • Easy breezy cheesy.
  • It’s a sunnyside day.

Cute Funny Captions About Food

If you like these cute funny captions about food, you might also want to check out our longer list of Cute Captions.

  • Carbs might be my soulmate.
  • Seconds, thirds… who’s counting?
  • You are what you eat, so it is not quick, cheap, and easy.
  • It’s always ice cream weather.
  • I am sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
  • The secret to success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
  • If you combine good flavors, food turns into an orchestra.
  • Round or square, thick or thin, every pizza is beautiful.
  • Food is the best remedy for a bad mood
Plate of food with cute funny captions about food
  • Food always feels like luxury when you’re hungry.
  • Always in the mood for sprinkles and sugar cones.
  • Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we may die.
  • I’m having fruit for dinner. Okay, it’s mainly grapes. Fermented grapes. Okay, fine, I’m having wine for dinner.
  • Home is wherever I’m with food.
  • Eating breakfast is a nice way of saying thank you to your body.
  • Whenever you see me seemingly thinking deep thoughts, I’m probably just thinking about food.
  • There’s nothing more romantic than a serene walk to the fridge.
  • A well-balanced meal is a slice in both hands.
  • If history has taught us anything, it’s that reheated french fries are gross.
Strawberry cake with funny cake captions
  • A burger is a miracle that happened to meat.
  • Say no to drugs, say yes to pizza.
  • Pizza makes the world go ‘round.
  • Magic happens in the kitchen during lunchtime and dinner time.
  • I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food.
  • All you have to do is eat great food and travel with your friends, the rest will follow.
  • Tgitt — thank god it’s taco Tuesday.
  • Sorry – I’m in a relationship. With food.
  • No one eats ice cream with a sad face.
  • We’ve solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
Chocolate shavings with funny captions about chocolate
  • Brunch without champagne is just a sad breakfast.
  • Breakfast of Champions, and normal people like me.
  • Usually when you roll something this good, it’s illegal.
  • When you eat with your family and friends, it always tastes better!
  • The only thing better than brunch is brunch with friends.
  • Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
  • Forget the calories and just be happy.
  • I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
  • Never trust anyone who doesn’t like dessert.
  • What the fork is for dinner?
Plate of food with funny captions about dinner
  • I eat my problems for dinner.
  • To live a full life, you have to fill your stomach first.
  • Life is about experiencing the pasta-bilities.
  • Gelato cravings are not to be taken lightly.
  • I did not go to the gym today, but … the name of the McDonald’s cashier was Jim. So the same.
  • I like big rolls and I cannot lie.
  • Avocado toast for breakfast? Groundbreaking.
  • You did something today to deserve a burger.
  • Waiting on time travel so I can come back and eat this again.

Funny Food Quotes for Instagram Captions

They will love these funny food quotes for Instagram. And if you like funny quotes and sayings, you should also check out our lists of Short Funny Quotes, Funny Good Morning QuotesFunny Love QuotesFunny Work QuotesFunny Quotes of the DayFunny Quotes About Life and Funny Inspirational Quotes.

“The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.” –John Walters

“Laughter is brightest in the place where food is.” – Irish Proverb

“Another day, another 13,000 calories.” – Andy Lassner

“People who love to eat are always the best people.” – Julia Child

“Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.” – Oscar Wilde

“Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.” – Ernestine Ulmer

Chocolate cake iwth funny food Instagram quotes by Ulmer

“Sometimes me think, ‘What is Friend?’ and then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’” – Cookie Monster

“Food has a culture. It has a history. It has a story. It has relationships.” – Winona LaDuke

“Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don’t forget food. You can go a week without laughing. – Joss Whedon

“Life is a combination of magic and pasta.” – Federico Fellini

“The way you make an omelet reveals your character.” – Anthony Bourdain

“Food feeds both the body and soul – there are clear reasons to eat a balanced diet, but there are also reasons you cling to your mom’s secret chicken noodle soup recipe when you’re sick.” – Michael Mina

“One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.” – Virginia Woolf

“Food is not just eating energy. It’s an experience.” – Guy Fieri

Plate of food with short funny food quotes for Instagram

“Tell me what to eat, and I will tell you what you are.” – Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives.” – Oscar Wilde

“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” – J.R.R. Tolkien

“There’s not a better feeling in the world than a warm pizza on your lap.” – Kevin James

“If soup isn’t hot enough to make a grown man wince, it’s undrinkable.” – Terri Guillemets

“He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.” – Jonathan Swift

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.” – Erma Bombeck

“Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal.” – Voltaire

TAble of food with funny dinner quotes

 “My doctor told me I had to stop throwing intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people.” – Orson Welles

“We all eat, and it would be a sad waste of opportunity to eat badly.” – Anna Thomas

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”- A. Whitney Brown

“I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they’re either allergic to avocado or too joyless to live.” – Frank Bruni

“Food can be very transformational, and it can be more than just about a dish. That’s what happened to me when I first went to France. I fell in love. And if you fall in love, well, then everything is easy.” – Alice Waters

Brunch food with funny brunch Instagram quotes by Garcia

“One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.” – Luciano Pavarotti

“Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It’s a grain. It’s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.” – James Patterson

“I’ve long believed that good food, good eating, is all about risk. Whether we’re talking about unpasteurized Stilton, raw oysters or working for organized crime associates, food, for me, has always been an adventure.” – Anthony Bourdain

“The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.” – Julia Child

Soup with funny lunch quotes for Instagram

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” – Jim Davis

“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.” – Orson Welles

And there you have it, our list of funny captions on food and funny food Instagram quotes. We hope you found the perfect one for you.

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