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100 Funny Friday Quotes

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Many people look forward to Friday all week. The work week is over and everyone is ready for the weekend. It’s not just about the weekend, though, but also about relaxation and fun. For that, we’ve gathered the best funny Friday quotes, including short funny quotes about Friday, funny Friday motivational quotes, fun Friday quotes, funny work quotes for Friday, funny happy Friday quotes, last funny quotes for Friday, and funny Friday sayings.

Whether you’re getting ready for the weekend or just enjoying the last few days of the week, these quotes will help you start your Friday off right.

You should also check out our list of Perfect Friday Quotes, Friday Captions for Instagram and Funny Quotes of the Day.

If you like funny quotes for the days of the week, you should also head over to our lists of Funny Monday Quotes, Funny Tuesday Quotes, Funny Wednesday Quotes, Funny Thursday Quotes, Funny Saturday Quotes, and Funny Sunday Quotes.

Keep scrolling or skip ahead to your favorite category and find your favorite funny quote about Friday.

Funny Friday Quotes

These funny Friday quotes will put a smile on your face.

“Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!!” ― Neil Leckman

“Its always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves..they tend to spill over..” ― Parag Tipnis

“Music always sounds better on Friday.” ― Lou Brutus

“The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Friday, and the Muslims gave Him Saturday. God has a three-day weekend.” ― George Carlin

“Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” — Lauren Oliver

“I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.” — Hanna Rhoades

Person on board walk over river with funny Friday quotes by Rhoades

“Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest.” ― D.S. Mixel

“It’s finally Friday, I’m free again. I got my motor running for a wild weekend.” — George Jones

“Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.” ― Richard Nelson Bolles

“Being in love is what makes working all week bearable. It makes cruising with your windows rolled down feel like you’re riding in a convertible. It makes you dance to the rhythm of the copy machine and makes Friday night really feel like The Weekend.” — Julie Hintz

Short Funny Quotes About Friday

Check out these short funny quotes about Friday. You might also like our list of Funny Short Quotes and Best Short Quotes.

“Friday fills my day with hope & happiness.” ― Anthony T. Hincks

“Friday afternoon feels like heaven…” ― El Fuego

Sailboat on ocean with short funny quotes about Friday by Fuego

“If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.” ― Noel Coward

“It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” ― Amy Neftzger

“It’s bad luck to begin work on Fridays.” ― Southern Mothers

“Your turn comes on Friday, so think about it.” ― Irma Grese

“Everybody’s working for the weekend.” — Loverboy

“I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.” — Debasish Mridha

“Without the weekend, where would the week be?” — Anthony T. Hincks

“This weekend don’t think about Monday, it will come soon enough.” — Robert Rivers

Funny Friday Motivational Quotes

If you are looking for some motivation, check out these funny Friday motivational quotes. And check out our lists of Friday Motivation Quotes, Short Inspirational Quotes, Inspirational Quotes About Life and Funny Inspirational Quotes to help get you motivated. You might want to head to our Tuesday Motivation Quotes, Wednesday Motivation Quotes, and Thursday Motivation Quotes for those days you need a little extra motivation.

“Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.” — S. O’Sade

“Friday is a day to finish your goals for the week. It is a day to celebrate that which you set out to accomplish at the beginning of the week. Well done.” — Byron Pulsifer

“I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too. Thursday I don’t care about you. It’s Friday I’m in love.” — The Cure

If you like this quote check out our lists of Short Love Quotes, Romantic Quotes and True Love Quotes

Hiker on cliff looking at view with funny Friday motivational quotes

“Every Friday, I like to high five ourselves for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, will power, and inappropriate humour.” — Nanea Hoffman

“Take the time to do what you love to do this weekend.” — Catherine Pulsifer

“Why wait for the weekend to have fun?” — Loesje

“Every day is a gift. But some days are packaged better.” — Sanhita Baruah

“If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.” — H. G. Wells

“Wherever you go, go with all your heart.” – Confucius

Ocean and beach with short motivational quotes

“Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!” — Dr. Seuss

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“Change your life today. Don’t gamble on the future, act now, without delay.” — Simone de Beauvoir

“The future starts today, not tomorrow.” — Pope John Paul II

“What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.” — Ralph Marston

“The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.” — Elbert Hubbard

Fun Friday Quotes

Here are some of our favorite fun Friday quotes.

“Weekends welcome warriors for social fun that starts on Friday.” — David Chiles

“And on a Friday fell all this mischance.” — Chaucer

“Fridays, however have been regarded as unlucky since medieval times.” — Steve Roud

“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.” — James Johnson

Sunny day with pine trees and fun Friday quotes by Johnson

“Don’t worry about letting the dogs out. It’s Friday! Let them have a great weekend, too.” ― Anthony T. Hincks

“Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.” ― Richard Rorty

If you like this quote check out Weekend Quotes

“When you’re young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!” — Jonathan Brandis

“… Enjoy yourself. You work hard every day; you deserve to turn up on the weekends with your friends.” — Logic

“Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.” — Benjamin Franklin

“Dreams are today’s answers to tomorrow’s questions.” — Edgar Cayce

“I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today!” — William Allen White

Cute Friday Funny Quotes

You’ll love these cute Friday funny quotes. You might also like our list of Short Cute Quotes.

“It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!” — Napz Cherub Pellazo

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays; I go to Fridays.” — Henny Youngman

“Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends when they can go do what they want to do.” — Richard Nelson Bolles

“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.” — John Shirley

“There aren’t enough days in the weekend.” — Rod Schmidt

Hiker on trail with cute Friday Funny quotes by Schmidt

“Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.” — Zenna Schaffer

If you like this quote head to Fishing Quotes and Funny Fishing Quotes

“Weekend enjoyment start…” ― Navnath Godse

“Cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend.” ― Amy Krouse Rosenthal

“No weekend, all weakened.” ― Toba Beta

“The weekend is here and you deserve a medal for getting through this week.” — Anthony T. Hincks

Funny Work Quotes for Friday

Find some of the best funny work quotes about Friday below. If you like these head to our list of Friday Quotes for Work for more. And we have you covered for the rest of the work week with Monday Work Quotes, Tuesday Work Quotes, Wednesday Work Quotes, and Thursday Work Quotes. Now find your favorite funny Friday quotes for workplace now!

“Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in the time to the next paycheck.” — Byron Pulsifer

“Finally, FRIDAY! Be easy today! Remember, it’s a job. I know it is how we eat and pay bills and provide health care to our family. But keep it in perspective; get there, do the best job you can, earn your check, and leave it at your desk at 5! Your REAL life begins when you end the workday. Save your emotional energy for that!!” ― Liz Faublas

“Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!” — Kate Summers

Check out our list of New Week Quotes

Person sitting on cliff with funny work quotes for Friday by Summers

“This Friday, finish your work and be done. Look forward to the weekend and have some fun!” — Kate Summers

“Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.” — Rico

“Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two-day break from it.” — Robert Black

“This Friday, finish your work and be done. Look forward to the weekend and have some fun!” — Kate Summers

Funny Happy Friday Quotes

These funny happy Friday quotes will make you smile. Find your favorite happy Friday funny quotes now. You might also like our list of Short Happy Quotes.

“Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.” — Nanea Hoffman

“Work starts on Monday. Life begins on Friday. Happy Friday!”

Someone on dock looking at lake with funny happy Friday quotes

“I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Friday. Happy Friday.”

“Happy Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.”

“Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday. Happy Friday!”

“Happy Friday. A brand new day. A clean slate. The possibilities are endless.”

“Forget all the bad memories of a week that’s already gone. Prepare yourself for yet another beautiful week that starts with a delightful Friday experience. Happy Friday!”

“A new day! Be open enough to see the opportunities. Be wise enough to be grateful. Be courageous enough to be happy! Happy Friday!”

“Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.” – Omar Khayyam

Person silhouetted on cliff at sunrise with short happy quotes about life by Omar Khayyam

“Be in love with every minute of your life – live every day like it’s your last. Happy Friday!”

“I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.”

“Happy Friday! May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Friday.”

““But it’s Friday” is a valid excuse for almost anything today.”

“You deserve a round of applause cause you make it to Friday alive. Happy Friday!”

Friday Funny Quotes of the Day

Now that you have seen all the best Friday funny quotes of the day check out our funny daily quotes: Monday QuotesTuesday QuotesWednesday QuotesThursday QuotesFriday QuotesSaturday Quotes and Sunday Quotes.

“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.” – Julio Alexi Genao

“The best weeks start on Monday.” – Nice Peter

“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” – Ella Woodward

Waterfall with funny quotes about Monday by Ella Woodward

“Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” – Andrea L’Artiste

“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays!” – John Wagner

“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.” – Steven Wright

“Today I am doing better than yesterday, and tomorrow I hope to be doing better than I am today. And two days from now? Well, that’s a Monday, so I’ll be feeling shitty.” ― Jarod Kintz

“It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.” – George Weah

“Why does winter feel like one big Tuesday?” – Todd Stocker

Woman throwing snow with funny quotes about Tuesday by Todd Stocker

“Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week.” – Emily P. Freeman

“A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” – Demetri Martin

“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” – Lee Fox Williams

“I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.” – April Winchell

“Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long” – Nicci French

“Oh, my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days.” – Charmaine J. Forde

“I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.” – Anna Scott

Ocean with rainbow and funny Saturday quotes by Anna Scott

“Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon.” – A.D. Posey

“The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible.” – Mark Morris

Funny New Day Quotes on Friday

Check out these funny new day quotes on Friday. And check out our full list of New Day Quotes.

“Every day brings you a chance to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes and dance.” – Oprah Winfrey

“Today is a new day. Even if you were wrong yesterday, you can get it right today.” – Dwight Howard

“Isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day, with no mistakes in it yet?” – L.M. Montgomery

“If you’re not getting it perfect, life is still going to go around. The world still turns. It’s going to be OK. Tomorrow is a new day.” – Katy Mixon

“Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.” – Brad Paisley

“The beginning is the most important part of the work.” – Plato

Sunrise over a volcano with today is a new day funny quotes for Friday by Dwight Howard

“Everyone has highs and lows that they have to learn from, but, every morning, I start off with a good head on my shoulders, saying to myself, it’s going to be a good day!” – Lindsay Lohan

“My grandmother lived to 104 years old, and part of her success was she woke up every morning to a brand new day.” – George Takei

“Man starts over again every new day, in spite of all he knows, despite all he knows.” – Emil Cioran

“Every day is a new day. It is better to be lucky. But I would rather be exact. Then, when luck comes, you are ready.” – Ernest Hemingway

“Each new day has a different shape to it. You just roll with it.” – Ben Zobrist

“Every day is new. It’s just a new day. I look at six hours at a time.” – Wiz Khalifa

Last Funny Quotes for Friday

Consider our last funny quotes for Friday.

“I understand what’s it like to work all week and on Friday night want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn, and be thrilled by something.” — Don Cheadle

“On a Friday night, I like to go out because my friends, who have been working normal hours, just want to let go after a stressful week at work.” — Douglas Booth

“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Ocean and lighthouse with funny quotes for Friday by Mokhonoana

“I have never in my life found myself in a situation where I’ve stopped work and said, ‘Thank God it’s Friday.’ But weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit.” — Helen Mirren

“Does your life have a purpose? Are you contributing anything useful to this world, or just shuffling papers, banging on a keyboard, and coming home to a drunken existence on the weekends?” — Tim Ferris

“It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturdays and Sundays. Make every day your weekend. Make every day a play-day.” — James A. Murphy

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Funny Friday Sayings

You’ll enjoy these funny Friday sayings. Find the best funny sayings about Friday in the list below. Check out our list of our Funny Sayings for more.

“It’s Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday.”

“Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.”

“Life is good especially on a Friday.”

“Today is Friday night, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine.”

“How do you know it’s Friday? Look at everyone around you counting down the seconds until the weekend starts.”

“Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”

“It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.”

“I know everyday is a gift but where are the receipts for Mondays? I want to return it for another Friday.”

“There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka.”

Hiker on cliff by ocean with funny Friday sayings

“Drink in hand, sparkle in my eye, smile on my face yep, it’s Friday.”

“I haven’t been so excited about Friday since last Friday.”

“A weekend wasted isn’t a wasted weekend.”

“Collect your energy during the week, you’ll need it if you still want to dance during the whole weekend!”

“I haven’t been so excited about the weekend since the last weekend.”

Funny Friday Captions

Here are a few of our favorites from our list of Friday Captions. Check out our Monday Captions, Tuesday Captions, Wednesday Captions, Thursday Captions, Saturday Captions and Sunday Captions for every day of the week.

When you realize that it’s the weekend.

It’s Fri-yay! Our favourite time of the week.

Happiness is not having to set an alarm for the next day.

Friendly Friday is here.

A little Friday night humor

Coffee makes my mornings, but Fridays make my week!

Ocean and sailboats with funny Instagram Friday captions

It’s Friday! I’m alive. I’m breathing. I’m living. I’m blessed. Life is good.

No plans, no problems.

Happy Friday friends! Have some fun this weekend!

It’s Friday so act like it

Friday Netflix and chill

May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Fridayed.

Say goodbye to the week and welcome the weekend.

Keep calm and relax – it’s Friday

Sunset on beach with Friday captions

You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine.

Let’s get real with some Friday feels!

I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday.

If love has a meaning it would be Friday.

I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already’ said No one in history, ever.

So that is our list of Funny Quotes About Friday and Funny Sayings About Friday.

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