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Funny Friendship Quotes
These funny friendship quotes will make you smile.
“You have to have one person in your life that you know would never do anything to steer you wrong. They may disagree with you. They could even break your heart, from time to time. But you have to have one person, at least, who you know will always tell you the truth. You need one person who, when the shit hits the fan, grabs your stuff, throws it in the suitcase, and gets you away from the Italian prince.” ― Taylor Jenkins Reid
“Candor is a compliment; it implies equality. It’s how true friends talk.” ― Peggy Noonan
“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” ― Sylvia Plath
“‘Are we going to be friends forever?’ asked Piglet. ‘Even longer,’ Pooh answered.” ― A.A. Milne
“Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.” ― Edwin Arlington Robinson
“There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.” ― Benjamin Franklin
“True friends fiercely debate issues and still walk away as friends.” ― Frank Sonnenberg
“Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” ― Robert Brault
“The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.” ― Aaron Machado
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
“If you have two friends in your lifetime, you’re lucky. If you have one good friend, you’re more than lucky.” ― S.E. Hinton
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” ― C.S. Lewis
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” ― Laurence J. Peter
“I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.” ― Robert Brault
“A good friend is a connection to life — a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.” ― Lois Wyse
“Two things you will never have to chase: True friends & true love.” ― Mandy Hale
“Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.” ― C.S. Lewis
“Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.” ― Anne Morrow Lindbergh
“Part of the journey in life is slipping and falling along the way; in these times true friends are the ones who pick you up and dust you off.” ― Ken Poirot
“The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.” ― Mark Twain
“I think if I’ve learned anything about friendship, it’s to hang in, stay connected, fight for them, and let them fight for you. Don’t walk away, don’t be distracted, don’t be too busy or tired, don’t take them for granted. Friends are part of the glue that holds life and faith together. Powerful stuff.” ― Jon Katz
Funny Short Friendship Quotes
Here are some of our favorite funny short friendship quotes. Pick the best funny short friend quotes here, then check out our lists of Short Friendship Quotes, Funny Short Quotes and Short Quotes for more.
“Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.” — Woodrow T. Wilson
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” — Linda Grayson
“‘Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” — Charles Lamb
“A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.” — Donna Roberts
“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” — Marlene Dietrich
“No friendship is an accident.” — O. Henry
“Friends are the family you choose.” — Jess C. Scott
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“Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
“There’s not a word yet for old friends who’ve just met.” — Jim Henson
“No one is a friend to his friend who does not love in return.” — Plato
“A friend can tell you things you don’t want to tell yourself.” — Frances Ward Weller
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.” — Sicilian Proverb
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.” ― Samuel Butler
“Friends are the siblings God never gave us.” — Mencius
“Friends are relatives you make for yourself.” ― Eustache Deschamps
“Talk between women friends is always therapy…” ― Jayne Anne Phillips
“The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.” ― Jay McInerney
“If you are ever lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.” — Matthew Gray Gubler
“Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.” ― C. J. Langenhoven
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” ― Markus Zusak
Funny Best Friend Quotes
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“Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.” ― Richelle Mead
“A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” ― Jim Hayes
“Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.” ― Terri Guillemets
“Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.” ― Sarah Desse
“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” — Bill Watterson
“It’s not that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but it’s your best friends who are your diamonds.” — Gina Barreca
“There is a reason why you are my best friend. Destiny.” ― Almira Bastari
“Best friends are life’s truth tellers.” ― T.J. Condon
“Never let your best friends get lonely…keep disturbing them.” — Candlelight Publications
“A messy house is a must – it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!” ― Jennifer Wilson
“True caring friends are a gift; be careful not to tear the wrapping when you open it.” ― RJ Intindola
“My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.” ― Henry Ford
“A true friend doesn’t have guts; they beat you up and later plead with you to beat them back.” ― Michael Bassey Johnson
“It’s a funny thing, friendship. One minute a person is driving you crazy, making you want to shake them, and the next minute you realize what a crappy place the world would be without them in it.” ― Natasha Friend
“My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.” ― Matt Schucker
“We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.” ― Mignon McLaughlin
“I’m so jealous. That’s it. I’ve got to get some dumb, ugly friends.” ― Gilmore Girls
“Ferris: If you’re not over here in 15 minutes, you can find yourself a new best friend.”
Cameron: “Ha, you’ve been saying that since the fifth grade.” ― Ferris Beuller’s Day Off
Funny True Friendship Quotes
Brighten up your day with these funny true friendship quotes from our list of True Friendship Quotes.
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” ― Bernard Meltzer
“True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.” ― Emilie Saint-Genis
“True friends are those who came into your life, saw the most negative part of you, but are not ready to leave you, no matter how contagious you are to them.” ― Michael Bassey Johnson
“A true friend is rare, a true friend is the best, a true friend is needed, like east needs west.” – Matt Haig
“One has many more supposed friends when one is up than when one is down, because most people like to be with winners and shun losers. True friends are the opposite.” ― Ray Dalio
“True friendship is trading photos from toilets. It’s a willingness to be vulnerable and stupid and irreverent in a way that other people can’t accept and that you can’t accept from other people.” ― Mike Wehner
“True friends chop the onions and cry together.” ― Ljupka Cvetanova
“True friends walks in when the rest of the world has walked out.” ― Walter Winchell
“The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend.” ― Ellen J. Barrier
“The knives of betrayal and drama cut deep and hurt… but they also trim away the nonsense and reveal your true friends.” ― Steve Maraboli
“Me! Books and cleverness! There are more important things: friendship and bravery.” ― Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Funny Friend Quotes
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“First impression is not the last reflection of a true friend, so if you are head over heels for someone who just bought you a cake, you’d better think twice before devouring your misery.” ― Michael Bassey Johnson
“You know that you’re a true friend when somebody says “But what about that wart on the end of his nose?” and your honest response is “What wart?”. You see true friends accept you for what you are, wart and all.” ― Jeffrey Michael
“… a true friend has your best interests at heart and the pluck to tell you what you need to hear.” ― E.A. Bucchianeri
“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” ― Elbert Hubbard
“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” — Arnold H. Glasgow
“The best mirror is an old friend.” ― George Herbert
“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face.” — Maya Angelou
“A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.” ― Jim Morrison
“An acquaintance merely enjoys your company, a fair-weather companion flatters when all is well, a true friend has your best interests at heart and the pluck to tell you what you need to hear.” ― E.A. Bucchianeri
“A true friend makes your problem their problem.” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“I don’t need another friend. I already have two. How many more friends does a guy need?” — Freaks and Geeks, 2000
Funny Quotes About Friends
You’ll surely love these funny quotes about friends.
“A friend to all is a friend to none.” ― Aristotle
“It takes a long time to grow an old friend.” ― John Leonard
“One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.” — Euripides
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.” — Oscar Wilde
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.” — Marx
“Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.” ― Otto von Bismarck
“We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.” ― William Somerset Maugham
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” ― Mark Twain
“I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.” ― Ann Richards
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.” ― Len Wein
“Every man should have a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.” — Henry Brooks Adams
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success.” ― Oscar Wilde
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.” ― Arnold H. Glasgow
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” ― Oprah Winfrey
“Never leave a friend behind. Friends are all we have to get us through this life–and they are the only things from this world that we could hope to see in the next.” ― Dean Koontz
“One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.” — George Carlin
“I’ll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends—and my friends are hilarious.” — Issa Rae
“It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them and important to the friendship that we are not.” ― Mignon McLaughlin
“I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends – they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!” ― Warren G. Harding
“A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow.” ― William Shakespeare
Last Funny quotes about friendship
These last funny quotes about friendship will make you feel good.
“Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives and remembering what one receives.” ― Alexandre Dumas
“If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.” ― Oprah Winfrey
“Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!” ― Bronwyn Polson
“Friendship is a wildly underrated medication.” — Anna Deavere Smith
“Marriage: a friendship recognized by the police.” — Robert Louis Stevenson
“Never contract friendship with a man that is not better than thyself.” — Confucius
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” ― Greg Tamblyn
“Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.” ― Patrick to Spongebob
“Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?” ― Abraham Lincoln
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.” — Sallust
“Friendship is being there when someone’s feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.” — Randy K. Milholland
“Some people only get called by their nicknames. Usually, it sounds weird to even say their real name.” ― Kishore
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” ― Joan Powers
“Love is friendship that has caught fire.” — Ann Landers
“You can’t stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.” ― A.A. Milne
“There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.” ― J.K. Rowling
“I am always saying ‘Glad to’ve met you’ to somebody I’m not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though.” ― J.D. Salinger
“It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.” — Mark Twain
“Don’t regret about growing old my friend, we can share memories and each day renew our friendship.” — Catherine Pulsifer
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.” — Charles Dickens
Funny Friend Sayings
Here are some of the best funny friend sayings no one knows who said first. You can find some of our favorite funny sayings about friendships in the list below and you might also like our full list of Funny Sayings.
“A friend will bail you out of jail; a true friend will be sitting beside you.”
“True friends are the people in your life who make you laugh louder, smile brighter and live better.”
“A true friend is like a four-leaf clover; hard to find and lucky to have.”
“A true friend is one who overlooks your broken fence and admires the flowers in your garden.”
“Friendship is having those your conversations with your best friend and thinking if anyone heard you, you would be put in a mental hospital.”
“Best friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.”
“Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.”
“Best friends don’t necessarily have to talk every day. They don’t even need to talk for weeks. But when they do, it’s like they never stopped talking.”
“We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends!”
“I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.”
“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.”
“Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.”
“Friends don’t let friends do stupid things. Alone.”
“Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.”
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
“A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke each other with straws.”
“True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.”
Funny Captions for Friends
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Friends are the family you choose.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder. Priceless!!
Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Friends are the beaches of life.
Good friends show their love in times of trouble, not just in times of happiness.
It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
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