The best way to start your morning is with these funny good morning quotes and funny morning sayings. We have found that when it comes to good morning quotes, funny ones can give you a good laugh and help you start your day out right. This collection includes short good morning funny quotes, cute funny quotes about morning, funny inspirational morning quotes, funny Monday morning quotes, funny Sunday morning quotes, funny quotes of the day about morning, funny wake up quotes, funny sunrise quotes, funny have a good day quotes, funny morning sayings, and short funny morning sayings.
The way you start your morning will affect the entire day. If your day begins well, you’ll be in an excellent mood for the adventures and challenges ahead. If you’re able to jump out of bed feeling energized and motivated, you’ll likely be a lot more productive throughout the day. These funny good morning quotes will help you do just that.
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Funny Good Morning Quotes
Find the best funny good morning quotes in this section.
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” — J.R.R. Tolkien
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” — James Marsden
“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” — Rachel Caine
“My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door.” — Willie Geist
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.” — Kristen Chandler
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin
“I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.” — Kevin Hearne
“Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.” — Job Might
“Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it.” — Mitch Hedburg
“When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” — Crystal Woods
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.” — Moss Hart
“Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird.” — Kurt Cobain
“Today is a new day. Even if you were wrong yesterday, you can get it right today.” – Dwight Howard
“I’m sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” — Frank Sinatra
“Mornings are almost clean slates. I say almost because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them.” — Medeia Sharif
Short Good Morning Funny Quotes
Here are some of our favorite short good morning funny quotes. You might also like our list of Funny Short Quotes.
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” — Jim Davis
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.” — Marlo Thomas
“I hate mornings, they start so early.” — Janet Evanovich
“I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” — Jarod Kintz
“Morning will come, it has no choice.” — Marty Rubin
“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” — David Lynch
“You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.” — Bob Dole
“To greet a lovely morning, we much leave the night behind.” – Tarang Sinha
“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” — Ursula Le Guin
“Morning not only forgives, it forgets.” — Marty Rubin
“In the morning, I woke like a sloth in the fog.” — Leslie Connor
Cute Funny Quotes About Morning
These cute funny quotes about morning will make you smile.
“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” — Marcia Carrington
“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.” — Terry Pratchett
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” — Dorothy Parker
“Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.” — Catherynne Valente
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” — Tony Smite
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.” — Groucho Marx
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.” — H.G. Wells
“Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee.” — Aleksandra Ninkovic
“I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, “aw s***, he’s up!” — Steve Maraboli
Inspirational Funny Morning Quotes
You’ll be entertained by these inspirational funny morning quotes. We also have lists of Inspirational Morning Quotes and Funny Inspirational Quotes.
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook
“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” — Phil Dunphy
“Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke.’ Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.” — Gehenna Toss
“It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.” – Benjamin Dover
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.” — James Lileks
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” — Punit Ghadge
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” — Robert Heinlein
“The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.” — Jean Kerr
“Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness.” — Nanea Hoffman
“Now that your eyes are open, make the sun jealous with your burning passion to start the day. Make the sun jealous or stay in bed.” – Malak El Halabi
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” — Benjamin Franklin
“Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it.” — Richard Whately
“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” — Robert Orben
Funny Monday Morning Quotes
If you need a pick-me-up to start your week, these funny Monday morning quotes are just what you the doctor ordered. Also check out our full lists of Monday Morning Quotes and Funny Monday Quotes.
“What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That’s me.” ― Gemma Collins
“Every Monday you wake up is a day to make a change.” ― Irvine Welsh
“The only good Monday is a Monday in bed.” ― Lee Horton
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” – Ella Woodward
“Monday isn’t that bad to be honest, What makes it bad is living in it.” ― Day
“Monday is for people with a mission.” ― Christina Imre
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.” ― Julio Alexi Genao
“The best weeks start on Monday.” ― Nice Peter
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“Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” ― Andrea L’Artiste
“There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel in the pit of your stomach you can’t wait to go to work? And when you’re ready to go home Friday afternoon, do you say, ‘I can’t wait to go home?’” ― Chuck Schumer
“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays!” – John Wagner
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” ― Lisa Mantchev
“Don’t let the Monday morning quarterbacks stop you from being bold. You’ve got to set a high bar.” — Antonio Villaraigosa
“Sunday just came down like a nine-pound hammer … it was tainted with the closing-in feeling of the loss of freedom. Because after the sun went down, it came back up on Monday morning. And you had to go to work five more days. And it sucked.” ― Larry Brown
“In my life long study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they try, they have found no way yet to prevent the arrival of Monday morning. And they do try, of course, but Monday always comes, and all the drones have to scuttle back to their dreary workday lives of meaningless toin and suffering.” ― Jeff Lindsay
Funny Sunday Morning Quotes
Make your Sunday perfect with the help of our funny Sunday morning quotes. You can also check out our lists of Sunday Morning Quotes and Funny Sunday Quotes.
“Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” ― Joseph Addison
“How I long for the day to come when Sunday is every day of the week.” ― Byron Pulsifer
“Time flows in a strange way on Sundays.” ― Haruki Murakami
“Good morning Sunday, wish it was Saturday.” ― Bev Johnston
“The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible.” ― Mark Morris
“I’m easy like Sunday morning.” — Commodores
“You know what Sunday is, and it’s a day with a lot of potential for naps.” ― Polly Horvath
“Sunday, the day for the language of leisure.” ― Elfriede
“SUNDAY – The day I planned a lot but did nothing.” ― Lovely Goyal
“Feeling blessed, never stressed. Got that sunshine on my Sunday best.” — Surfaces, “Sunday Best”
“Sundays tend to be a day where just I do nothing but visit people. It’s kind of like trick-or-treating.” ― Chuck Palahniuk
“The frantic pace of life is only interrupted by the quietness of Sunday.” ― Byron Pulsifer
“Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed? – Marilyn Vos Savant
“Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest! D.S.” ― Mixell
“Sunday! A family day with a touch of weekend thrown in for good measure.” — Anthony T. Hincks
Funny Quotes of the Day About Morning
These funny quotes of the day about morning will surely brighten your day. Check out our Funny Quotes of the Day as well and, since there are obviously many other mornings besides Sunday and Monday here are a few more morning quotes for the days of the week. If you want a few more funny quotes about mornings for each day of the week check out our lists of Funny Saturday Quotes, Funny Friday Quotes, Funny Thursday Quotes, Funny Wednesday Quotes, and Funny Tuesday Quotes.
“I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.” — Audrey Hepburn
“Your body tells you what it needs, and if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it’s probably because you need the sleep.” — Sophia Bush
“No one likes Tuesday morning but at least it’s not Monday morning.” – Bev Johnston
“I’m not an early bird at all. Ideally, on Saturday morning I’d allow myself a lovely lie-in. 10:45 would be just right.” — Shilpa Shetty
“On a lazy Saturday morning when you’re lying in bed, drifting in and out of sleep, there is a space where fantasy and reality become one.” — Lynn Johnston
“Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face.” — Dan Pearce
“Saturday morning, you knew what was cool by what was on ‘Soul Train’.” — Nick Cannon
“I always wake up early Saturday morning, and I have a little bit more time.” — Ehud Olmert
“One small positive thought on this Thursday morning can change your whole day.” — Tahnni Dupre
“It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!” — Napz Cherub Pellazo
“When Wednesday morning came the weather was very fine, And the sun in the heavens brightly did shine, And continued so all the live long day.” — William Topaz McGonagall.
“Tuesday morning and its all uphill from here.” — Mark Yemen
Funny Wake Up Quotes
You’ll love these funny wake up quotes from our list of Wake Up Quotes.
“When you wake up every day, you have two choices. You can either be positive or negative; an optimist or a pessimist. I choose to be an optimist. It’s all a matter of perspective.” — Harvey Mackay
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.” — Kurt Vonnegut
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” — Benjamin Franklin
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” — Dean Martin
“If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.” — Muhammad Ali
“I’m living a dream I never want to wake up from.” — Cristiano Ronaldo
“I’m not sure what the future holds but I do know that I’m going to be positive and not wake up feeling desperate. As my dad said ‘Nic, it is what it is, it’s not what it should have been, not what it could have been, it is what it is.’” — Nicole Kidman
“Wake up, you are not lost, you are so close to winning.” – Santosh Kumar (San)
“I would rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on earth.” — Steve McQueen
“Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don’t complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don’t bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live!” — Bob Marley
“We have to wake up to the realisation that we all write our own autobiography, we are the authors of our life story. Realising that, write a good story with your life and make sure to write yourself as the protagonist. Be the hero of your journey.” — Yossi Ghinsberg
Funny Sunrise Quotes
Check out some of the best funny sunrise quotes. Check out our full list of Sunrise Quotes for more.
“Not all the creatures will be excited by the sunrise.” ― Kamaran Ihsan Salih
“Truly, were I every evening to depict sunrise, and every morning to see it, still I should cry, like the children, Once more, once more!” — Jean Paul Friedrich
“For a girl with such a dark mind, you’re a little too in love with the sunrise.” ― Sherry Namdeo
“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” — Mindy Kaling
“Dawn and its excesses always reminded me of heaven, a place where I have always known I would not be comfortable.” ― Marilynne Robinson
“I love to watch cities wake up, and Paris wakes up more abruptly, more startlingly, than any place I know.” ― Bill Bryson
“The sun rises before I do, but I break even by retiring after it does.” — Jules Rena
“Sunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip.” ― Kris Kidd
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes as such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook
“… I hadn’t been paying attention to things like the sunrise, but that old sun had been coming up anyway. It didn’t really care how I felt, it was going to rise and set regardless of whether I noticed it, and if I was going to enjoy it, that was up to me.” ― Jeanette Walls
Funny Have a Good Day Quotes
Make your day brighter with these funny have a good day quotes from our list of Good Day Quotes.
“We don’t “have” a great day, we “make it” a great day!” — Frosty Westering
“Any day above ground is a good day. Before you complain about anything, be thankful for your life and the things that are still going well.” — Germany Kent
“Every day is a good day to be alive, whether the sun’s shining or not.” — Marty Robbins
“When you’re wide awake, say it for goodness sake, it’s gonna be a great day.” — Paul McCartney
“I have learned over the years that the nicest thing I can do is to just say to myself, “Good Morning Darling, I love you; we’re going to have a really great day today.” — Louise Hay
“A good day is a good day. A bad day is a good story.” — Glennon Melton
“Every day is a good day. There is something to learn, care and celebrate.” — Amit Ray
“A lot of good days… makes a great life! Each day is important.” — Manoj Arora
“A day is a day. It’s just a measurement of time. Whether it’s a good day or a bad day is up to you. It’s all a matter of perception.” — Donald L. Hicks
“It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!” – Napz Cherub Pellazo
“I hope everyone that is reading this is having a really good day. And if you are not, just know that in every new minute that passes you have an opportunity to change that.” — Gillian Anderson
“You have to remember that the hard days are what make you stronger. The bad days make you realize what a good day is. If you never had any bad days, you would never have that sense of accomplishment!” — Aly Raisman
“You’re going to struggle. You’re going to do well. You can’t really let the past or the day before – whether you had a good day or bad day – dictate the day you have that certain day.” — Andrew Benintendi
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Funny Morning Sayings
If you like funny morning quotes, you’ll probably also love these funny morning sayings. Check out these funny morning sayings we wouldn’t know who said first. Check out our list of our Funny Sayings for more.
“Workout in the morning before your brain figures out what you’re doing.”
“All the coffee beans in Colombia won’t make me a morning person.”
“Good Morning! Come on, get up! The day does not mess up by itself.”
“I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed.”
“Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.”
“Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”
“I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen”
“I could be a morning person if morning happen to be around noon.”
“5 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter…”
“A person falls asleep the fastest when he turns off the alarm clock.”
“I was beautiful, rich, sexy … and then the alarm rang! Good Morning!”
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
“I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”
“Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I am functioning at full capacity.”
“Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction! Good Morning!”
“Good morning! Wishing you a day full of sunny smiles and happy thoughts.”
“My bed and I love each other but the alarm clock is not clear! Good Morning!”
“Of course I can start the day motivated. Just not in the morning! Good Morning!”
“Me & Morning don’t see eye to eye, mostly because I don’t want to open mine!”
“The coffee was added successfully. This body can now be started. Good Morning!”
Short Funny Morning Sayings
These short funny morning sayings are definitely worth browsing.
“Be strong’ I whisper to my coffee.”
“I drink coffee for your protection.”
“The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me.”
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”
“I like my bed more than I like most people.”
“I need to get up; my coffee needs me.”
“I don’t like morning people…or mornings…or people.”
“My mom said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.”
“Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction.”
“I think I’m allergic to morning.”
“Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!”
“I need something more than coffee but less than cocaine.”
“He who gets up early … is sleepy all day!” Good Morning!”
“You have a message: Wake up, you loafer!” Good Morning!”
“Hey you with all that energy of 6 a.m….You’re not human.”
“Tomorrow will come, you have no choice.” Good Morning!”
“Drink some coffee and pretend you know what you’re doing.”
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
“Good Morning! At the beginning of a new stressful day.”
“God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.”
Funny Good Morning Love Quotes and Funny Good Morning Messages
Here a few of our favorites that amused us from our list of Good Morning Love Quotes. Find your favorite funny good morning messages now!
“Wrapped within another’s arms further intensifies the divine beauty of a sunrise…” – Virginia Alison
“The most beautiful sunset is when you have it with your beloved one and the most beautiful sunrise is quite the same.”― Galina Nelson
“Surprises are one of the secrets of a good relationship. Find someone who, out of the blue, will grab you, and a blanket, take you to a secluded spot and canoodle as the sun rises…” ― Virginia Alison
“A girl in love with sunsets. A man hell-bent on being her sunrise.” ― Nitya Prakash
“True love is the tide that pulls out to sea, but always returns to kiss the shore at sunrise.” ― Shannon L. Alder
“For me, optimism is two lovers walking into the sunset arm in arm. Or maybe into the sunrise – whatever appeals to you.” – Krzysztof Kieslowski
Good morning, dear. I know you have so many goals to start the day with. Rising early is not one of them.
Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.
Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not a weekend yet. Good morning!
Good morning to the one who just earned one more day to have the privilege of spending time with me. I love you.
You are the only one that has the power to transform my bad days into the best ones. Good Morning my love! Have a wonderful day!
Don’t make me rise so early by sending good morning texts. I want to dream more about you and me.
Be it the dazzling sunlight or the magical moon, you are always a gorgeous person in my eyes. Good Morning, my love!
Sending you a good morning message in the wake of the day and hoping it’s not the only GOOD you see today.
Well, that’s our list! We hope you were able to find the funny good morning quote and saying you were looking for and that these funny quotes for morning helped you start your day on the right note.
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