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100 Perfectly Funny Good Night Quotes

The day is over and it’s time to go to sleep. Why not end your day with a little humor with these funny good night quotes? In our opinion, when it comes to good night quotes, funny ones are the best and our list includes short funny good night quotes, good night love quotes, funny night quotes, good night quotes funny and inspirational, funny good night messages, funny good night messages for friends, funny good night messages for her, funny good night messages for him, funny good night wishes, funny good night sayings and funny good night captions.

If you are trying to find an amusing way to tell someone good night, you have come to the right place!

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Funny Good Night Quotes

Here are some of our favorite funny good night quotes.

“I have late-night conversations with the moon. He tells me about the sun; I tell him about you.” – S.L. Gray

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” – Dr. Seuss

“I don’t wanna close my eyes, I don’t wanna fall asleep, cuz I’d miss you babe and I don’t wanna miss a thing.” – Aerosmith

“Good night. May you fall asleep in the arms of a dream so beautiful you’ll cry when you awake.” – Michael Faudet

“Don’t fight with the pillow but lay down your head and kick every worriment out of the bed.” – Edmund Vance Cooke

“Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight. What more is there to say than goodnight?” – Jimmy Durante

“Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made.” – Tyler Kent

“Good night now, and rest. Today was a test. You passed it, you’re past it. Now breathe ‘til unstressed.” – Lin-Manuel Miranda

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“Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep.” – Mesut Barazany

“Good night, sleep tight, awake full of joy at the morning light.” -Theodore Higgingsworth

“Goodnight stars Goodnight air; Goodnight noises everywhere.” -Margaret Wise Brown

“Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.” – Mahatma Gandhi

“My idea of a good night out is staying in.” – Martin Freeman

“Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

Short Funny Good Night Quotes

Check out these short funny good night quotes, then you might also want to check out our list of Best Short Quotes.

“Before you fall asleep every day, say something positive to yourself.” – Enid Bagnold

“I miss you in waves, and tonight I am drowning.” – Denice Envall

“Sleep is the golden chain that binds health and our bodies together.” – Thomas Dekker

“A well-spent days brings happy sleep.” – Leonardo da Vinci

“I can’t close my eyes without you in my dreams.” – Luke Bryan

“I like the night. Without the dark, we’d never see the stars.” – Stephenie Meyer

“Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes at night.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

Night sky with short funny good night quotes by Bonaparte

“Good night, my angel. Time to close your eyes.” – Billy Joel

“Listen to the night sky; the mockingbird always sings you my lullaby.” – Jmemo

“How did it get so late so soon?” – Dr. Seuss

“May the good memories of today lull you to sleep.” – Kate Summer

“Goodnight stars, goodnight air, goodnight noises everywhere.” – Margaret Wise Brown

“May you dream of lovely things and wake to find them real.” – J.J. Heller

“Let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.” – J.K. Rowling

“Dreaming of you is my greatest escape.” – Perry Poetry

“Sweet dreams, because anything else would be just a nightmare. Good night!” – Anthony T. Hincks

“Old dreams come in the still twilight to kiss goodnight…” – Frank L. Stanton

“Some nights are made for torture, or reflection, or the savoring of loneliness.” – Poppy Z. Brite

“Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.” – Jane Curtin

“Good night, dear Heart, Good night, good night.” – Mark Twain

Good Night Love Quotes

If you like these good night love quotes, you might also like our lists of Short Love Quotes, I Love You Quotes for Her, I Love You Quotes for Him, Romantic Quotes, True Love Quotes, Love You More Quotes, Love of My Life Quotes, Thinking of You Quotes, Lost Love Quotes, Cute Love Quotes, Funny Love Quotes and Love Yourself Quotes.

“Sleep, my love, dream happy dreams. You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will forever be yours.” – Stephanie Meyer

“You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I will always love you.” – J.M. Barrie

“And I start sleeping and dreaming and I think I’ll dream about you all through the night.” – John Mayer

Night sky with good night love quotes by Mayer

“I wonder how well you sleep at night, and what kind of dreams you have. I wish I could step into them as you step into mine. Goodnight, my beautiful.” – Fred Parquet

“Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.” – William Shakespeare

“Go to sleep knowing that I loved you this day, and each tomorrow my love grows stronger. Good night!” – Catherine Pulsifer

“Good night my dearest love and have pleasant dreams. Here’s to hope that tomorrow will be as sunny and bright as you are.” – Anthony T. Hincks

“To hearts which near each other move; From evening close to morning light, The night is good; because, my love, They never say good-night.” – Percy Bysshe Shelley

“Good night, sweet prince, may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.” – William Shakespeare

“But though first love’s impassioned blindness Has passed away in colder light, I still have thought of you with kindness, And shall do, till our last goodnight. The ever-rolling silent hours Will bring a time we shall not know, When our young days of gathering flowers Will be an hundred years ago.” – Thomas Love Peacock

“Adieu! ’tis love’s last greeting, The parting hour is come! And fast thy soul is fleeting; To seek its starry home.” – Pierre-Jean de Beranger

Funny Night Quotes

You’ll love these funny night quotes.

“May tonight be a lovely and serene bridge that will lead you to a wonderful tomorrow.” – E. Joseph Cossman

“As the night gets dark, let your worries fade. Sleep peacefully knowing you’ve done all you can do for the day.” – Roald Dahl

“Day is over, night has come. Today is gone, what’s done is done. Embrace your dreams through the night. Tomorrow comes with a whole new light.” – George Orwell

“An ending is always the start of something new. Good night.” – S.H. BoBu

“The moon is full, the night is deep, nature is alive—the only thing missing is you, next to me as we sleep.” – Nicholas Staniszewski

Night sky with funny night quotes by Nicholas

“I close my eyes, then I drift away, into the magic night I softly say. A silent prayer, like dreamers, do, then I fall asleep to dream of you.” – Roy Orbison

“The night is longer than a day for those who dream, and the day is longer than night for those who make their dreams come true.” – Jack Kerouac

“I love the silent hour of the night, for blissful dreams may then arise, Revealing to my charmed sight What may not bless my waking eyes.” – Anne Brontë

“Night is the wonderful opportunity to take rest, to forgive, to smile, to get ready for all the battles that you have to fight tomorrow.” – Allen Ginsberg

“For the wretched one night is like a thousand; for someone faring well death is just one more night.” – Sophocles

“I love the silent hour of night, For blissful dreams may then arise, Revealing to my charmed sight – What may not bless my waking eyes.” – Anne Brontë

“The days are cold, the nights are long, The North wind sings a doleful song; Then hush again upon my breast; All merry things are now at rest, Save thee, my pretty love!” – Dorothy Wordsworth

“I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this going to be a good night.” – Liam Gallagher

“To all, to each, a fair good-night, and pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.” – Walter Scott

Good Night Quotes: Funny and Inspirational

Check out these good night quotes that are both funny and inspirational. And if you like inspirational quotes, check out our lists of Short Inspirational Quotes, Inspirational Morning Quotes, Inspirational Quotes for Today, Funny Inspirational Quotes and Inspirational Quotes for Work.

“Always end the day with a positive thought. No matter how hard things were, tomorrow’s a fresh opportunity to make it better.” – Harry Dean Stanton

“The night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.” – Vincent Van Gogh

“Good night. Let the stars light the way to where your dreams can be found awaiting your arrival.” – Anthony T. Hincks

“I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.” – Sarah Williams

Night sky with good night quotes funny and inspirational

“Slow down your thoughts. Focus on your breaths. Get rid of the clutter in your mind. Prepare your body for rest. It’s time to sleep and wake up refreshed and rejuvenated in the morning. Good night!” – J. Bastianich

“If someone wishes you good night every day, you’re happier than so many people.” – Martin Freeman

“I wish for you a good night, a good sleep, and when you awake with energy and passion you will abound.” – Kate Summers

“There is something to be said for the night. The darkness holds a sense of promise as if anything could happen. Good night!” – Meg Collett

“Good night! God keep you till the morning, and guard you safe from every harm.” – Lyliam Williams

“Life is full of new beginnings, and a new day tomorrow brings. Sleep well.” – Catherine Pulsifer

“When I say good night to you, I am wishing you a pleasant and restful sleep. Not a night where you have to count sheep, but one that you will wake rested and fine.” – Catherine Pulsifer

“Good night. Sleep awaits those of us who dare to dream.” – Anthony T. Hincks

“When I got to bed and cannot sleep, I don’t waste time by counting sheep; I count all my blessings, one by one. Good night.” – Eldred Herbert

“No human being can achieve all he or she desires in this life except in dreams, so good night all.” – Jose Saramago

“I think the best way to get a good night sleep is to work hard throughout the day. If you work hard and, of course, work out.” – William H. McRaven

“Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That’s the truth. And on that note, I’ll say goodnight. “ – Bobby Darin

“The sky grew darker, painted blue on blue, one stroke at a time, into deeper and deeper shades of night.” – Haruki Murakami

Night and sunrise with quotes about the sky and night

“Good night, then – sleep to gather strength for the morning. For the morning will come.” – Winston Churchill

“Music is love, love is music, music is life, and I love my life. Thank you and good night.” – A. J. McLean

“Good-night! good-night! as we so oft have said Beneath this roof at midnight, in the days; That are no more, and shall no more return. Thou hast but taken up thy lamp and gone to bed; I stay a little longer, as one stays; To cover up the embers that still burn.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“Never let the darkness or negativity outside affect your inner self. Just wait until morning comes and the bright light will drown out the darkness.” – Haruki Murakami

Funny Good Night Messages

Here are some very funny good night messages.

“The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Good night and sweet dreams!”

“Don’t waste thinking about your lost past, Don’t waste time for planning your future. Better kill some mosquitoes with that time so that you can sleep better. Good Night.”

“Good night! Please don’t show up in my dream; I don’t want a nightmare tonight.”

“May tomorrow be finally the day you win at life. Sleep well!

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“Sleeping is the only thing you’re good at besides breathing, so good night.”

“The quietness of this beautiful night reminds me of you. How can I sleep peacefully at this night without disturbing you?”

“Good night! May you be safe from the ghost under your bed!”

“Have a good night. Be wary of bed bugs hiding beneath your bed.”

“You’ve seen enough of the cruel world so better close your eyes already.”

“Good night, and drool well. I’d say sleep well, but you sleepless and drool more.”

“Good night. Do not feel lonely while going to sleep tonight. You have the boogeyman under your bed keeping you company.”

“Welcome to Sweet Dreams airlines. We’ll be shortly arriving at Dreamland. Fasten blankets, puff the pillow, close your eyes and get ready to doze off! Good Night!”

“The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. Good night!”

Funny Good Night Messages for Friends

Check out these funny good night messages for friends. You might also like our lists of Best Friend Quotes and Funny Friendship Quotes.

“Good night dear friend! I say good night to thee. Across the moonbeams, tremulous and white, bridging all space between us.” – Hester A. Benedict

“My friend, I don’t want you to fall asleep during class tomorrow so call it a day and go to sleep! Good night to you!”

“Dear friend, as your sole well-wisher, I want to inform you that you’re gonna regret playing games all night so much tomorrow. Please sleep!”

“Hey you, don’t hit the ‘Next episode’ button on Netflix anymore and give your eyes some rest! It’s time to sleep!”

Night sky with funny good night messages for friends

“Dear friend, I absolutely refuse to listen to your ranting about your lack of sleep tomorrow so don’t be annoying and sleep on time! Goodnight!”

“You are my best friend but I’m not going to stay up listening to you rant about your insomnia.”

“It’s time to do your favorite thing in the world, mate. It’s time to go to bed and sleep.”

Funny Good Night Messages for Her

She’ll love these funny good night messages for her.

“Sleepy text from a sleepy boyfriend to a sleepy girlfriend at a sleepy time on a sleepy day, in a sleepy mood to say sleep tight my dear goodnight.”

“Hey babe, you’re the prettiest girl in the world in my eyes but I don’t want you to get dark circles around your eyes! Sleep tight love!”

“If you can’t find sleep and you are always peeping on the phone to chat, just switch it off and enjoy your sleep. Good Night.”

“This message is full of hugs. Hold it tight to receive. Wishing you a sweet night, Good night!”

Night sky with funny good night messages for her

“Is there any girlfriend who is funnier than you, I don’t think so. As you go to sleep have the sweetest dreams and enjoy your night. Sleep tight!”

“You haunt me every night because I see you in my dreams all the time. I wish a lovely night to my darling filled with the sweetest dreams.”

“If you feel a little bored, a little sick, a little lost, a little sad, you know what’s wrong? Your suffering from lack of Vitamin Me! Good Night!”

“Good night and sleep well! I hope you have dreams as sweet as I am!”

“The sun is red, the sky is blue, I cannot stay happy without disturbing you. Goodnight my love.”

“If you feel lonely don’t worry. I am here to disturb you all the time. Now sleep well. Good night dear. Have a wonderful scary dream!”

“Thinking about you mode activated! Missing you in progress! If you are awake reply to deactivate thinking mode. Good night!”

“Do you know why we close our eyes? When we pray, when we cry, when we dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are unseen and felt by the heart only, Goodnight my love.”

Funny Good Night Messages for Him

Or maybe you are looking for funny good night messages for him.

“I’m sending angels like me to come watch you sleep and guide you, I just hope they won’t be disturbed by your loud snores. Goodnight my prince!”

“Even if the size of your bed is not as big as you, do not stop yourself from dreaming king size. Good night. Sleep tight.”

“I hope your dreams are filled with visits from the prettiest & loveliest angels. But don’t make it a habit because I’m not free every night.”

Night sky with funny good night messages for him

“Hi love, it’s time to get to bed and take some rest. Remember not to take rest from the rest. Just give your body some time to rest but your heart shouldn’t take a rest from me. Goodnight!”

“Now 4.7 million people are going to sleep, 2.5 million are dreaming, 1.3 million are watching TV. But one cute hearties reading my sweet jokes, good night!”

“Good night my darling, if you see a nightmare tonight, do not call me. I need to sleep.”

“Good night sweetheart! Don’t look at the window at night. Also, don’t look under the bed. There may be something! Just kidding! Have a sweet dream my love!”

“When I say GOOD night, I actually want you to be a GOOD boy at night. So don’t think about any girl except me. Good night handsome.”

“Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight. Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight but don’t make it a habit, Because I’m not free every night, Good Night!”

“The only way I can guarantee you a sweet dream is by dreaming about me. So, what are you waiting for? Sleep tight!”

“Nothing can take your valuable place in my life except a good night’s sleep. I am off to it, you do that too. Love yaa. Sweet dreams.”

Funny Good Night Wishes

Check out these funny good night wishes.

“Saying good night is not a formality or due to a free message. It’s the art of saying that I remember you in “My last minute of the Day”! Good Night.”

“Saying good night is not a formality or due to free message, It’s the art of saying that I remember you in “My last minute of the Day”! Good Night.”

“Good night! May you be safe from the ghost under your bed!”

“Twinkle, twinkle little star. How do I wonder where you are? Up above the sky so high, where you are, I wish you were mine. Twinkle, twinkle little star. Can I keep you near or far? Goodnight my little shining star.”

“Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I’m talking in my sleep. Good night!”

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“Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing you! Good Night!”

“As the thief was leaving the house, the child woke up and said to the thief “Take my school bag also, or else I’ll wake up my mum”. Good Night!”

“Snuggle in tight and wait for me. I can’t wait to come to wrap my arms around you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear. Good night!”

“Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to comfort you, and my blanket to keep you warm. I can’t sleep now because I don’t have a bed! Good Night!”

“People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. Good night!”

“The bed bugs are gone and the boogeyman has gone away. All that’s left is just you and me. Let’s close our peepers and get to sleepers!”

Funny Good Night Sayings

If you like these funny good night sayings, head on over to our list of Funny Sayings for more.

“Good Night, Just look up, we are both under the same sky full of stars.”

“Enjoy every moment of your dreams and then make them true.”

“No matter how you feel tonight… Just shine like stars even in the night.”

“Go to your bed, good night and sweet dreams.”

“My bed has a supernatural force and at this moment it is calling me.”

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“Darkness is not always bad it is so beautiful just you should have eyes to see it.”

“For the day you want to start, you have to cross your dreams this night.”

“The more the darkness, the more beautiful night that is.”

“The night has always welcome you to give a hug to you.”

“When I go to sleep I die, I am reborn every next morning.”

“Go to the bed and leave your worries in the cupboard.”

“The darker the night is, the brighter the stars are.”

“Real dreams are those who don’t let you sleep at night. Good night.”

“I can manage a day without you but not a night.”

“Dark nights are ghost nights.”

“No matter how long you have slept, the story of your dreams is always incomplete.”

“A candle is enough to bring light to the night.”

Funny Good Morning Quotes

After night comes morning and you might like our lists of Sunday Morning Quotes, Monday Morning Quotes, Inspirational Morning Quotes, Good Morning Quotes and Funny Good Morning Quotes.

“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” — J.R.R. Tolkien

“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” — Rachel Caine

“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.” — Kristen Chandler

“Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.” — Job Might

“When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” — Crystal Woods

“I hate mornings, they start so early.” — Janet Evanovich

Sunrise over the hills with short good morning funny quotes by Evanovich

“Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird.” — Kurt Cobain

“Mornings are almost clean slates. I say almost because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them.” — Medeia Sharif

“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” — Jim Davis

“Morning will come, it has no choice.” — Marty Rubin

“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” — Tony Smite

Sunrise over ocean with cute funny quotes about morning by Smite

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook

“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” — Phil Dunphy

“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” — Mindy Kaling

Funny Good Night Captions

If you like these funny good night captions, have a look at our list of Funny Captions, Night Captions, Darkness Captions and Black and White Captions.

Sleep Tight. What does that even mean?!?

Don’t let your bad dreams awake your whole night.

Night comes with darkness but that darkness is so romantic, sometimes.

Shine like a sun and be dark as night.

I want you next to me sometimes and just want to say good night and get sleep.

Dear sleep, I am sorry please come back.

Just hold my hand and tell me goodnight, not goodbye.

Sleeping is the best meditation

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If the night isn’t dark we wouldn’t see stars.

Read me a story and then hug me tight. Kiss me on my forehead and say Good Night.

Let your dream hug you tight in the night.

Stars can’t shine without darkness.

Day is over, night has come, forget all the worries and have some fun.

I’ll fall asleep with our beautiful memories.

Sweet Night with Sweet Dreams.

Have a beautiful night… Good night.

The night has fallen in love with me.

Sweet Dreams, bad dreams, I don’t give a F.

Good Night bae.

Love to spend each and every night with you…

I am not alone I have my darkness.

So that’s our list! We hope you were able to find the funny good night quote and saying you were looking for.

Now get to bed and have a great sleep!

If we missed your favorite funny good night wish or funny good night message, let us know in the comments below.

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