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It’s that time of the year again! Halloween is here! The air is crisp, the leaves are turning and the scary decorations are going up. We have scoured the internet for the best funny Halloween captions because we thing that when it comes to Halloween captions funny ones are the best.
So, whether you are picking out your favorite costume, putting up your best scary decorations, carving a masterpiece or just enjoying all that is so amazing about Halloween you will find the perfect funny Halloween captions here.
Jump ahead to your favorite category or just start scrolling to find the perfect funny Halloween caption for you.
Funny Halloween Captions
Here are our favorite funny Halloween captions! If you like captions with a bit of humor head to our list of Funny Captions for more.
New face, who ‘dis?
Drop dead gorgeous
Catch me on the dark side
Eat, drink & be scary
I’m the ghostest with the mostest
Trick or tequila
Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
#SquadGhouls
You’re the treat to my trick
Swish, swish, witch
Trick or treat, motherpupper
Howl you doin’?
You better work, witch
Keep calm and carry a wand
100 percent that witch
You say witch like it’s a bad thing
Only bad witches can drive stick
I put a spell on you
A wee bit wicked
Boo from the crew
Something wicked this way comes
Be witched!
I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween
This is the one time a year I could truly be myself
Don’t make me get the flying monkeys
Not every witch lives in Salem
All my best ghoulfriends are total witches
This is my resting witch face
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Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
You make me batty
Hey, boo-tiful
#HotGhoulFall
Straight outta coffin
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Funny Halloween Instagram Captions
If you are looking for funny Halloween Instagram captions that your followers will love, this section is for you.
Psst…This isn’t a costume
Killin’ it
Putting the ‘boo’ in booty
Every angel has a devilish side
I’m here for the boos
Hot ghoul Halloween
Ghouls just wanna have fun
With the boo crew
Hallow Howl-o-ween!
No more treats? This is unBOOlievable
99 problems but a witch ain’t one
Hocus Pocus and chill?
Witch better have my candy
Bugs and hisses, witches!
Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus
This is where the magic happens
This witch likes wine
Mischief managed
Hocus pocus and chill?
Basic witch
Creepin’ it real!
Had a spooktacular night!
Let’s get spooky
Fangs for the memories
Funny Halloween Puns
Some of the best funny Halloween captions are puns. Find your favorite Halloween pun in this list.
Halloween puns are so corny
Bad and boo-jee
Hey, boo, let’s get sheet-faced
BYOBoos
You’re in ghoul company
My costume is eerie-sistible
Having a howling good time!
Forever your Zom-bae
Looking fur-ocious
Looking pawsitively bootiful
Not going to eat candy? That’s witchful thinking.
If you’ve got it, haunt it
Fangs for the memories
Happy Hallo-weenie!
Time to get this party startled!
Ghouls just wanna have fun
Bat to the bone
Shake your BOOty
Have a fang-tastic night!
Happy Hollow-ween!
Creepin’ it real
Cute Halloween Captions
If you are looking for both funny and cute Halloween captions we gathered this list just for you. You might also like our list of Cute Short Halloween Quotes and Cute Captions.
It’s always Halloween inside my head
Fright Night
Sweet like candy
Angel by day. Devil by night
More boos, please
Too cute to spook
With the boo crew
Where my ghouls at?
Did you say treat?
Just a broom and a little perfume
Straight Outta Salem
If the broom fits, fly it
Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.
Witch, please
What’s up, my witches?
It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus
Double, double toil and trouble!
This witch can be bribed with chocolate
When he gets spooky with you
A real witch is nothing without her ghoulfriends
This is my magic happy potion
Don’t make me drop a house on you
I’m a haunt mess
Boo-in it for the ‘gram
Bite me
A nightmare before coffee
Funny Skeleton Captions
Skeletons should be part of all Halloween decorations. Here are some funny skeleton captions.
Don’t worry, I got your back. Literally.
I’m only human, I’ve got a skeleton in me
I hope you find this humerus
It’s going tibia okay!
Keep calm and cartilage on
Have a humerus Halloween
No bones about it!
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless
Let’s bone
Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!
I have one thing to say about this candy: Bone appétit!
It’s time to have some skele-fun
There aren’t any skeletons in my closet, but I do have some in my trunk
Funny Pumpkin Captions
These are our favorite funny pumpkin captions from our list of Perfect Pumpkin Captions.
Hey, pumpkin!
Cutest pumpkin in the patch
Let’s get (pumpkin) smashed
Let’s give em pumpkin to talk about
The pumpkin to my spice
Pumped for pumpkins!
Keep calm and buy pumpkins
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
You had me at pumpkin patch
Gourd out of my mind
At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
Go big or gourd home
I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!
Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed
I never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
Pumpkin season has begun
Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything
Pure pumpkin goodness
I’m ahead of the carve
You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.
Let’s carve out some fun
Waaay ahead of the carve!
Lookin’ gourd-geous!
World’s okayest pumpkin carver
Catch me carving out a little fall fun
Carving out fun
Let’s carve out some fun this October!
Ahead of the carve
Funny Candy Captions
One of the best parts of Halloween is the candy. If you feel the same then you’ll love this list of funny candy captions.
Twix or treat!
I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy
Halloween makes me so (candy) corny
Starbursting to eat all this candy
Hope your Halloween is full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy!
Halloween night Pop Rocks my world
I can’t Reese-ist a good Halloween pun
Your costume is so realistic that it’s un-candy!
Don’t go goblin up all my candy
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers
Funny October Captions
If you like these funny October captions you might like our list of Funny October Quotes.
October: sweater weather and pumpkin season
Well hello there October
Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed
October shows us how beautiful it is to let things go
Spooktober
It’s October – Time to welcome fall
Hello, October!
Please be good to me, October
October…Chapter 10
Short Funny Halloween Quotes for Instagram
Here are some amazing short funny Halloween quotes for Instagram from our list of the best Funny Halloween Quotes and Short Halloween Quotes.
“Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” – Rusty Fischer
“Well, fancy! We desire children.” – Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
“I’m wicked through and through.” – Elphaba, Wicked
“Where there is no imagination there is no horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle
“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice
“If you’ve got it, haunt it.” – Rose Pressey
“Every day is Hal”There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” – The Nightmare Before Christmas
“Where my ghouls at?” – Monster Highloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” – Tim Burton
“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family
“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” – Mason Cooley
“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” – Rihanna
“I see dead people.” – The Sixth Sense
“Listen to them—the children of the night. What music they make!” – Bram Stoker
“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.”- Jay Hawkins
“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” – Max, Hocus Pocus
“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” – Andrew Gold
“I’m a mouse, duh.” – Mean Girls
“We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!” – Humbert Wolfe
“On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” – Ava Dellaria
“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” – A Nightmare on Elm Street
“It’s alive!” – Frankenstein
“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” – Brackett, Halloween
“That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.” – Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow
“There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.” – Collette
“Be afraid, be very afraid.” – Ronnie, The Fly
“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” – Steve Almond
“I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family
“A mask tells us more than a face.” – Oscar Wilde, Irish Poet
“When the witches went waltzing.” – Linda Williams
“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” – Bill Waterson
“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” – Gomez, The Addams Family
“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” – Dani, Hocus Pocus
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“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice
“Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” – Richelle E. Goodrich
“It reeks of children!” – Mary Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” – Edgar Allan Poe
“Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” – Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin
Funny Halloween Sayings
There are funny Halloween sayings that are so popular that no one knows who said them first. Scroll through these funny sayings about Halloween to find your favorite. For more check out our list of Halloween Sayings.
“During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.”
“There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.”
“The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.”
“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”
“When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.”
“Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.”
“I’m a witch every day. Not just for Halloween.”
“May the ghost be with you.”
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and spiders.”
“Witch parking. All others will be toad.”
“Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October days.”
Well, that’s it for our list of funny Halloween captions. Let us know in the comments below if we missed a funny caption about Halloween that should be added.
And Thanksgiving is coming soon! Check out our lists of Funny Thanksgiving Captions, Best Thanksgiving Captions and Funny Thanksgiving Quotes. And for when Christmas rolls around we have a list of Funny Christmas Captions, Perfect Christmas Captions, Short Christmas Quotes, Christmas Tree Quotes and Christmas Tree Captions.
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Laynni Locke
Laynni has been sharing her travel adventures and day-to-day life on Routinely Nomadic social media for over 15 years and appreciates the importance of finding the perfect quote or caption to showcase those experiences. Putting her extensive writing and education background to good use, Laynni has become passionate about researching and curating comprehensive lists of all the best quotes and captions for every occasion.
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