Funny Halloween Captions for 2021

It’s that time of the year again! Halloween is here! The air is crisp, the leaves are turning and the scary decorations are going up. We have scoured the internet for the best funny Halloween captions including funny Halloween Instagram captions, funny Halloween puns, funny and cute Halloween captions, funny sayings about Halloween, funny skeleton captions, funny pumpkin captions, funny pumpkin carving captions, funny candy captions, and short funny Halloween quotes for Instagram.

So, whether you are picking out your favorite costume, putting up your best scary decorations, carving a masterpiece or just enjoying all that is so amazing about Halloween you will find the perfect funny Halloween captions here.

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Funny Halloween Captions

Here are our favorite funny Halloween captions!

New face, who ‘dis?

Drop dead gorgeous

Catch me on the dark side

Eat, drink & be scary

Lit up jack o'lantern and candle with funny Halloween captions that says eat, drink and be scary

I’m the ghostest with the mostest

Trick or tequila

Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.

#SquadGhouls

You’re the treat to my trick

Swish, swish, witch

Witch hat on fall leaves with a funny Halloween captions that says swish, swish, witch

Trick or treat, motherpupper

Howl you doin’?

You better work, witch

Keep calm and carry a wand

100 percent that witch

You say witch like it’s a bad thing

Only bad witches can drive stick

I put a spell on you

A wee bit wicked

Boo from the crew

Person in ghost costume and funny Halloween captions that reads boo from the crew

Something wicked this way comes

Be witched!

I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween

This is the one time a year I could truly be myself

Don’t make me get the flying monkeys

Not every witch lives in Salem

All my best ghoulfriends are total witches

This is my resting witch face

Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!

You make me batty

Full moon and a bat with funny Halloween captions that says you make me batty

Hey, boo-tiful

#HotGhoulFall

Straight outta coffin

Funny Halloween Instagram Captions

If you are looking for funny Halloween Instagram captions that your followers will love, this section is for you.

Psst…This isn’t a costume

Killin’ it

Putting the ‘boo’ in booty

Every angel has a devilish side

I’m here for the boos

Jack o'lantern under a sheet with funny Halloween Instagram captions that says I'm here for the boos

Hot ghoul Halloween

Ghouls just wanna have fun

With the boo crew

Hallow Howl-o-ween!

No more treats? This is unBOOlievable

99 problems but a witch ain’t one

Hocus Pocus and chill?

Black cauldron with a funny Halloween Instagram captions that says hocus pocus and chill?

Witch better have my candy

Bugs and hisses, witches!

Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus

This is where the magic happens

This witch likes wine

Mischief managed

Hocus pocus and chill?

Basic witch

Creepin’ it real!

Had a spooktacular night!

Let’s get spooky

Fangs for the memories

Funny Halloween Puns

Some of the best funny Halloween captions are puns. Find your favorite Halloween pun in this list.

Halloween puns are so corny

Bad and boo-jee

Hey, boo, let’s get sheet-faced

BYOBoos

You’re in ghoul company

My costume is eerie-sistible

Black cat's eyes with funny Halloween puns that says my costume is eerie-sistible

Having a howling good time!

Forever your Zom-bae

Looking fur-ocious

Looking pawsitively bootiful

Not going to eat candy? That’s witchful thinking.

If you’ve got it, haunt it

Fangs for the memories

Happy Hallo-weenie!

Time to get this party startled!

Ghouls just wanna have fun

Two people dressed as ghosts with funny halloween puns that says ghould just wanna have fun

Bat to the bone

Shake your BOOty

Have a fang-tastic night!

Happy Hollow-ween!

Creepin’ it real

Funny and Cute Halloween Captions

If you are looking for both funny and cute Halloween captions we gathered this list just for you.

It’s always Halloween inside my head

Fright Night

Sweet like candy

Angel by day. Devil by night

More boos, please

Too cute to spook

With the boo crew

Two ghosts with sunglasses on and funny and cute halloween captions that says with the boo crew

Where my ghouls at?

Did you say treat?

Just a broom and a little perfume

Straight Outta Salem

If the broom fits, fly it

Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.

Witch, please

What’s up, my witches?

It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus

Double, double toil and trouble!

This witch can be bribed with chocolate

A real witch is nothing without her ghoulfriends

This is my magic happy potion

Don’t make me drop a house on you

I’m a haunt mess

Boo-in it for the ‘gram

Bite me

A nightmare before coffee

Funny Skeleton Captions

Skeletons should be part of all Halloween decorations. Here are some funny skeleton captions.

Don’t worry, I got your back. Literally.

I’m only human, I’ve got a skeleton in me

I hope you find this humerus

It’s going tibia okay!

Keep calm and cartilage on

Have a humerus Halloween

Skeleton with a funny skeleton captions that says have a humerus Halloween

No bones about it!

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless

Let’s bone

Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!

I have one thing to say about this candy: Bone appétit!

It’s time to have some skele-fun

There aren’t any skeletons in my closet, but I do have some in my trunk

Funny Pumpkin Captions

These are our favorite funny pumpkin captions from our list of Perfect Pumpkin Captions.

Hey, pumpkin!

 Cutest pumpkin in the patch

Let’s get (pumpkin) smashed

Let’s give em pumpkin to talk about

The pumpkin to my spice

Pumped for pumpkins!

Field of pumpkins at sunset with a pumpkin field captions that reads pumped for pumpkins

Keep calm and buy pumpkins

Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes

You had me at pumpkin patch

Gourd out of my mind

At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice

A pumpkin and a coffee cup with a pumpkin spice captions that reads AT this point my blood type is pumpkin spice

You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!

Go big or gourd home

I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!

Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed

I never met a pumpkin I didn’t like

two pumpkins on a hay bale with pumkin captions that reads I've never met a pumpkin I didn't like

Pumpkin season has begun

Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything

Pure pumpkin goodness

Funny Pumpkin Carving Captions

You can’t have Halloween without some pumpkin carving.

I’m ahead of the carve

You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.

Let’s carve out some fun

two jack 0'lanterns with a pumpkin carving captions that reads let's carve out some fun

Waaay ahead of the carve!

Lookin’ gourd-geous!

World’s okayest pumpkin carver

Catch me carving out a little fall fun

Carving out fun

Let’s carve out some fun this October!

Ahead of the carve

Funny Candy Captions

One of the best parts of Halloween is the candy. If you feel the same then you’ll love this list of funny candy captions.

Twix or treat!

I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy

Bowl of candy with funny candy captions that says I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy

Halloween makes me so (candy) corny

Starbursting to eat all this candy

Hope your Halloween is full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy!

Halloween night Pop Rocks my world

I can’t Reese-ist a good Halloween pun

Your costume is so realistic that it’s un-candy!

Don’t go goblin up all my candy

I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers

Funny Fall Captions

These funny fall captions are from our list of Perfect Fall Captions. You might also like our list of the Best Short Fall Quotes that work perfectly for captions.

These colors are unbe-leaf-able!

It’s fall coming back to me now

Fall foliage is my favorite color

Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything

Happy fall, y’all!

Yellow fall trees reflected in green water and a cute fall captions that reads happy fall, y'all

I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall

Don’t stop be-leafing

The only thing getting lit this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle

Oh my gourd I love fall

Keep calm and stay cozy

Tea and fuzzy socks season

Sweater weather – the better weather

Yellow trees in the fall with mountains in the background and a sweater weather captions that reads sweater weather - the better weather

The most colorful season of all is here

I love fall beyond a seasonable doubt

Keep calm and enjoy fall

Channeling all the flannel

Fall is just a part of leaf

By this time my blood type is pumpkin spice

Living in golden hour when it’s fall

So many of my smiles begin with autumn

Short Funny Halloween Quotes for Instagram

Here are some amazing short funny Halloween quotes for Instagram from our list of the best Funny Halloween Quotes.

“Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” – Rusty Fischer

“Well, fancy! We desire children.” – Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

“I’m wicked through and through.” – Elphaba, Wicked

“Where there is no imagination there is no horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle

“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice

Moon through clouds and tree branches with a short funny Halloween Quotes for Instagram that says never trust the living

“If you’ve got it, haunt it.” – Rose Pressey

“Every day is Hal”There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” – The Nightmare Before Christmas

“Where my ghouls at?” – Monster Highloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” – Tim Burton

“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.”- Jay Hawkins

“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family

“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” – Mason Cooley

“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” – Rihanna

“I see dead people.” – The Sixth Sense

“Listen to them—the children of the night. What music they make!” – Bram Stoker

“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” – Max, Hocus Pocus

“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” – Andrew Gold

“I’m a mouse, duh.” – Mean Girls

“We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!” – Humbert Wolfe

“On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” – Ava Dellaria

“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” – L.M. Montgomery

“It’s alive!” – Frankenstein

“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” – Brackett, Halloween

“That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.” – Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow

“There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.” – Collette

“Be afraid, be very afraid.” – Ronnie, The Fly

“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” – Steve Almond

“I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family

“A mask tells us more than a face.” – Oscar Wilde, Irish Poet

“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” – Bill Waterson

“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” – Gomez, The Addams Family

“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” – Dani, Hocus Pocus

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“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice

“Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” – Richelle E. Goodrich

“It reeks of children!” – Mary Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” – Edgar Allan Poe

“Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” – Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin

Funny Sayings About Halloween

There are funny Halloween sayings that are so popular that no one knows who said them first. Scroll through these funny sayings about Halloween to find your favorite.

“During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.”

“There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.”

“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”

“When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.”

“Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.”

“The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.”

A skull under a hood with a funny Halloween sayings

“I’m a witch every day. Not just for Halloween.”

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and spiders.”

“Witch parking. All others will be toad.”

“Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October days.”

Well, that’s it for our list of funny Halloween captions. Let us know in the comments below if we missed a funny caption about Halloween that should be added.

And Thanksgiving is coming soon! Check out our lists of Funny Thanksgiving Captions, Best Thanksgiving Captions and Funny Thanksgiving Quotes. And for when Christmas rolls around we have a list of Funny Christmas Captions, Perfect Christmas Captions, Short Christmas Quotes, Christmas Tree Quotes and Christmas Tree Captions.

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