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100 Funny Halloween Captions to Get Spooky With

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It’s that time of the year again! Halloween is here! The air is crisp, the leaves are turning and the scary decorations are going up. We have scoured the internet for the best funny Halloween captions because we thing that when it comes to Halloween captions funny ones are the best.

So, whether you are picking out your favorite costume, putting up your best scary decorations, carving a masterpiece or just enjoying all that is so amazing about Halloween you will find the perfect funny Halloween captions here.

Jump ahead to your favorite category or just start scrolling to find the perfect funny Halloween caption for you.

Funny Halloween Captions

Here are our favorite funny Halloween captions! If you like captions with a bit of humor head to our list of Funny Captions for more.

New face, who ‘dis?

Drop dead gorgeous

Catch me on the dark side

Eat, drink & be scary

Lit up jack o'lantern and candle with funny Halloween captions that says eat, drink and be scary

I’m the ghostest with the mostest

Trick or tequila

Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.


You’re the treat to my trick

Swish, swish, witch

Witch hat on fall leaves with a funny Halloween captions that says swish, swish, witch

Trick or treat, motherpupper

Howl you doin’?

You better work, witch

Keep calm and carry a wand

100 percent that witch

You say witch like it’s a bad thing

Only bad witches can drive stick

I put a spell on you

A wee bit wicked

Boo from the crew

Person in ghost costume and funny captions for Halloween that reads boo from the crew

Something wicked this way comes

Be witched!

I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween

This is the one time a year I could truly be myself

Don’t make me get the flying monkeys

Not every witch lives in Salem

All my best ghoulfriends are total witches

This is my resting witch face

If you like this Halloween selfie caption head to our list of Cute Selfie Captions for more.

Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!

You make me batty

Full moon and a bat with funny captions for Halloween that says you make me batty

Hey, boo-tiful


Straight outta coffin

If you like Halloween quotes and sayings head to our lists of Funny Halloween Quotes, Short Halloween Quotes, Halloween Sayings, Halloween Couple Captions, Pumpkin Carving Captions, Witch Captions, Ghost Captions, Vampire Captions and Fairy Captions .

Funny Halloween Instagram Captions

If you are looking for funny Halloween Instagram captions that your followers will love, this section is for you.

Psst…This isn’t a costume

Killin’ it

Putting the ‘boo’ in booty

Every angel has a devilish side

I’m here for the boos

Jack o'lantern under a sheet with funny Halloween Instagram captions that says I'm here for the boos

Hot ghoul Halloween

Ghouls just wanna have fun

With the boo crew

Hallow Howl-o-ween!

No more treats? This is unBOOlievable

99 problems but a witch ain’t one

Hocus Pocus and chill?

Black cauldron with a funny Halloween Instagram captions that says hocus pocus and chill?

Witch better have my candy

Bugs and hisses, witches!

Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus

This is where the magic happens

This witch likes wine

Mischief managed

Hocus pocus and chill?

Basic witch

Creepin’ it real!

Had a spooktacular night!

Let’s get spooky

Fangs for the memories

Funny Halloween Puns

Some of the best funny Halloween captions are puns. Find your favorite Halloween pun in this list.

Halloween puns are so corny

Bad and boo-jee

Hey, boo, let’s get sheet-faced


You’re in ghoul company

My costume is eerie-sistible

Black cat's eyes with funny Halloween puns that says my costume is eerie-sistible

Having a howling good time!

Forever your Zom-bae

Looking fur-ocious

Looking pawsitively bootiful

Not going to eat candy? That’s witchful thinking.

If you’ve got it, haunt it

Fangs for the memories

Happy Hallo-weenie!

Time to get this party startled!

Ghouls just wanna have fun

Two people dressed as ghosts with funny halloween puns that says ghould just wanna have fun

Bat to the bone

Shake your BOOty

Have a fang-tastic night!

Happy Hollow-ween!

Creepin’ it real

Cute Halloween Captions

If you are looking for both funny and cute Halloween captions we gathered this list just for you. You might also like our list of Cute Short Halloween Quotes and Cute Captions.

It’s always Halloween inside my head

Fright Night

Sweet like candy

Angel by day. Devil by night

More boos, please

Too cute to spook

With the boo crew

Two ghosts with sunglasses on and funny and cute halloween captions that says with the boo crew

Where my ghouls at?

Did you say treat?

Just a broom and a little perfume

Straight Outta Salem

If the broom fits, fly it

Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.

Witch, please

What’s up, my witches?

It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus

Double, double toil and trouble!

This witch can be bribed with chocolate

When he gets spooky with you

Couple with pumpkin head captions

A real witch is nothing without her ghoulfriends

This is my magic happy potion

Don’t make me drop a house on you

I’m a haunt mess

Boo-in it for the ‘gram

Bite me

A nightmare before coffee

Funny Skeleton Captions

Skeletons should be part of all Halloween decorations. Here are some funny skeleton captions.

Don’t worry, I got your back. Literally.

I’m only human, I’ve got a skeleton in me

I hope you find this humerus

It’s going tibia okay!

Keep calm and cartilage on

Have a humerus Halloween

Skeleton with a funny skeleton captions that says have a humerus Halloween

No bones about it!

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless

Let’s bone

Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!

I have one thing to say about this candy: Bone appétit!

It’s time to have some skele-fun

There aren’t any skeletons in my closet, but I do have some in my trunk

Funny Pumpkin Captions

These are our favorite funny pumpkin captions from our list of Perfect Pumpkin Captions.

Hey, pumpkin!

 Cutest pumpkin in the patch

Let’s get (pumpkin) smashed

Let’s give em pumpkin to talk about

The pumpkin to my spice

Pumped for pumpkins!

Field of pumpkins at sunset with a pumpkin field captions that reads pumped for pumpkins

Keep calm and buy pumpkins

Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes

You had me at pumpkin patch

Gourd out of my mind

At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice

A pumpkin and a coffee cup with a pumpkin spice captions that reads AT this point my blood type is pumpkin spice

You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!

Go big or gourd home

I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!

Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed

I never met a pumpkin I didn’t like

two pumpkins on a hay bale with pumkin captions that reads I've never met a pumpkin I didn't like

Pumpkin season has begun

Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything

Pure pumpkin goodness

I’m ahead of the carve

You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.

Let’s carve out some fun

two jack 0'lanterns with a pumpkin carving captions that reads let's carve out some fun

Waaay ahead of the carve!

Lookin’ gourd-geous!

World’s okayest pumpkin carver

Catch me carving out a little fall fun

Carving out fun

Let’s carve out some fun this October!

Ahead of the carve

Funny Candy Captions

One of the best parts of Halloween is the candy. If you feel the same then you’ll love this list of funny candy captions.

Twix or treat!

I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy

Bowl of candy with funny candy captions that says I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy

Halloween makes me so (candy) corny

Starbursting to eat all this candy

Hope your Halloween is full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy!

Halloween night Pop Rocks my world

I can’t Reese-ist a good Halloween pun

Your costume is so realistic that it’s un-candy!

Don’t go goblin up all my candy

I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers

Funny October Captions

If you like these funny October captions you might like our list of Funny October Quotes.

October: sweater weather and pumpkin season

Well hello there October

Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed

October shows us how beautiful it is to let things go


Couple with pumpkins on head with October captions

It’s October – Time to welcome fall

Hello, October!

Please be good to me, October

October…Chapter 10

Short Funny Halloween Quotes for Instagram

Here are some amazing short funny Halloween quotes for Instagram from our list of the best Funny Halloween Quotes and Short Halloween Quotes.

“Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” – Rusty Fischer

“Well, fancy! We desire children.” – Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

“I’m wicked through and through.” – Elphaba, Wicked

“Where there is no imagination there is no horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle

“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice

Moon through clouds and tree branches with a short funny Halloween Quotes for Instagram that says never trust the living

“If you’ve got it, haunt it.” – Rose Pressey

“Every day is Hal”There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” – The Nightmare Before Christmas

“Where my ghouls at?” – Monster Highloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” – Tim Burton

“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family

“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” – Mason Cooley

“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” – Rihanna

“I see dead people.” – The Sixth Sense

“Listen to them—the children of the night. What music they make!” – Bram Stoker

“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.”- Jay Hawkins

Spooky path with short cute Halloween quotes by Hawkins

“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” – Max, Hocus Pocus

“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” – Andrew Gold

“I’m a mouse, duh.” – Mean Girls

“We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!” – Humbert Wolfe

“On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” – Ava Dellaria

“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” – A Nightmare on Elm Street

Spooky road with scary and short quotes on Halloween

“It’s alive!” – Frankenstein

“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” – Brackett, Halloween

“That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.” – Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow

“There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.” – Collette

“Be afraid, be very afraid.” – Ronnie, The Fly

“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” – Steve Almond

“I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family

“A mask tells us more than a face.” – Oscar Wilde, Irish Poet

“When the witches went waltzing.” – Linda Williams

Orange moon with fun Halloween Quotes short

“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” – Bill Waterson

“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” – Gomez, The Addams Family

“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” – Dani, Hocus Pocus

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“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice

“Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” – Richelle E. Goodrich

“It reeks of children!” – Mary Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” – Edgar Allan Poe

“Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” – Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin

Funny Halloween Sayings

There are funny Halloween sayings that are so popular that no one knows who said them first. Scroll through these funny sayings about Halloween to find your favorite. For more check out our list of Halloween Sayings.

“During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.”

“There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.”

“The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.”

A skull under a hood with a funny Halloween sayings

“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”

“When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.”

“Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.”

“I’m a witch every day. Not just for Halloween.”

“May the ghost be with you.”

Foggy silhouette with funny Halloween sayings

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and spiders.”

“Witch parking. All others will be toad.”

“Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October days.”

Well, that’s it for our list of funny Halloween captions. Let us know in the comments below if we missed a funny caption about Halloween that should be added.

And Thanksgiving is coming soon! Check out our lists of Funny Thanksgiving Captions, Best Thanksgiving Captions and Funny Thanksgiving Quotes. And for when Christmas rolls around we have a list of Funny Christmas Captions, Perfect Christmas Captions, Short Christmas Quotes, Christmas Tree Quotes and Christmas Tree Captions.

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Laynni Locke

Laynni Locke

Laynni has been sharing her travel adventures and day-to-day life on Routinely Nomadic social media for over 15 years and appreciates the importance of finding the perfect quote or caption to showcase those experiences. Putting her extensive writing and education background to good use, Laynni has become passionate about researching and curating comprehensive lists of all the best quotes and captions for every occasion.

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