November is here and so are the falling leaves, a hint of frost and the changing of the seasons. We have gathered all the best funny November quotes because we think that when it comes to November quotes, funny ones are the best. We also included some funny November sayings and funny November captions for more ideas.
November also has many people’s favorite holiday – Thanksgiving! So enjoy everything about the most thankful month of the year.
If you like these funny quotes for November, you should also check out our other lists:
- Perfect November Quotes
- November Captions
- Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
- Funny Fall Quotes
- Funny Winter Quotes
- Funny October Quotes and Funny December Quotes
Now scroll on through and find your favorite funny quotes on November!
Funny November Quotes
Here are a few of our favorite funny November quotes.
“November is usually such a disagreeable month as if the year had suddenly found out that she was growing old and could do nothing but weep and fret over it.” – L.M. Montgomery
“November. Crows are approaching, wounded leaves fall to the ground.” – Sir Kristian Goldmund Aumann
“In November, some birds move away and some birds stay. The air is full of good-byes and well-wishes. The birds who are leaving look very serious. No silly spring chirping now. They have long journeys and must watch where they are going. The staying birds are serious, too, for cold times lie ahead.” ― Cynthia Rylant
“There is October in every November and there is November in every December. All seasons melted in each other’s life.” – Mehmet Murat ildan
“The house was very quiet, and the fog we are in November now pressed against the windows like an excluded ghost.” – E.M. Forster
“The November evening had a bite; it nibbled not-quite-gently at her cheeks and ears. In Virginia the late autumn was a lover, still, but a dangerous one.” – J. Aleksandr Woott
“When shriek’d the bleak November winds, and smote the woods, and the brown fields were herbless, and the shades.” – William Cullen Bryant
“Some of the days in November carry the whole memory of summer as a fire opal carries the color of moon rise.” – Gladys Taber
“My lovely November. Have you seen my heart, somewhere in your castle of yellow leaves?” – A Waltz for Zizi
“Welcome sweet November, the season of senses and my favorite month of all.” – Gregory F. Lenz
“The wild November comes at last beneath a veil of rain. The night wind blows its folds aside, her face is full of pain. The latest of her race, she takes the Autumn’s vacant throne. She has but one short moon to live and she must live alone.” – R.H. Stoddard
“The thinnest yellow light of November is more warming and exhilarating than any wine they tell of. The mite which November contributes becomes equal in value to the bounty of July.” – Henry David Thoreau
“Spring’s wakening bugle long is hushed, long dimm’d is Summer’s splendour October yields her easel bright to “black and white” November.” – James Rigg
“Fallen leaves lying on the grass in the November sun bring more happiness than the daffodils.” – Cyril Connolly
“Autumn is the hardest season. The leaves are all falling, and they’re falling like they’re falling in love with the ground.” – Andrea Gibson
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” – Roger Ebert
“When snow falls, nature listens.” – Antoinette Van Kleeff
Short Funny November Quotes
When it comes to November quotes, we think funny and short ones are usually the best. You might also like our lists of Funny Short Quotes and Very Short Quotes.
“November’s sky is chill and drear, November’s leaf is red and sear.” – Sir Walter Scott
“I know that I have died before once in November.” – Anne Sexton
“This is going to be a November to remember” ― Charmaine J. Forde
“Jam on November took away the worries, It was like tasting summer.” – El Fuego
“It is the first day of November and so, today, someone will die.” – Maggie Stiefvater
“To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” – Aristotle
“November always seemed to me the Norway of the year.” – Emily Dickinson
“Now in November nearer comes the sun down the abandoned heaven.” – D. H. Lawrence
“Will you forgive me these November days?” ― Anna Akhmatova
“November woods are bare and still. November days are clear and bright.” – Helen Fiske Hunt Jackson
“Write about winter in the fall.” – Annie Dillard
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” – Anton Chekhov
“So dull and dark are the November days.” – John Clare
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.” – Neil Hilborn
“How sad would be November if we had no knowledge of the spring.” – Edwin Way Teale
“The world is tired, the year is old, the faded leaves are glad to die.” – Sara Teasdale
“All Nature mourns, I said, November wild hath torn the fairest pages from her book.” – Albert Laighton
“You can’t get too much winter in the winter.” – Robert Frost
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
“I have come to regard November as the older, harder man’s October.” – Henry Rollins
“Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.” — Doug Larson
“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree.” — Emily Bronte
“This November there seems to be nothing to say.” – Anne Sexton
“November came roaring in with gusty winds and more wet weather.” – Julie Andrews Edwards
“It’s hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain.” – Guns N’ Roses
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.” – Deborah Kerr
“There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.” – Billy Connolly
“Flurries early, pristine and pearly. Winter’s come calling.” – Old Farmer’s Almanac
“The month of November makes me feel that life is passing more quickly.” – Henry Rollins
“November at its best—with a sort of delightful menace in the air.” – Anne Bosworth Greene
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.” – Deirdre Sullivan
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.” – Carl Reiner
“November, n. The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.” – Ambrose Bierce
Funny Quotes About November Weather
Here are our last funny quotes about November. If you like funny quotes and sayings, you should also check out our lists of Funny Good Morning Quotes, Funny Love Quotes, Funny Work Quotes, Funny Quotes of the Day, Funny Quotes About Life and Funny Inspirational Quotes
“October extinguished itself in a rush of howling winds and driving rain and November arrived, cold as frozen iron, with hard frosts every morning and icy drafts that bit at exposed hands and faces.” – J.K. Rowling
“We seldom think of November in terms of beauty or any other specially satisfying tribute. November is simply that interval between colorful and dark December. Then, nearly every year, come a few November days of clear, crisp weather that makes one wonder why November seldom gets its due.” – Hal Borland
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” – Bill Watterson
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.”- Bill Bowerman
“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.” – Dylan Thomas
“The river this November afternoon rests in an equipoise of sun and cloud. A glooming light, a gleaming darkness shroud.” – Cecil Day-Lewis
“Fear not November’s challenge bold. We’ve books and friends, and hearths that never can grow cold.” – Alexander L. Fraser
“Whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul, I shall recall the memory of warm, sunny, late summer afternoons like this one.” – Peggy Toney Horton
“There comes a time when people get tired of being pushed out of the glittering sunlight of life’s July and left standing amid the piercing chill of an alpine November.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.
“But there is always a November space after the leaves have fallen when she felt it was almost indecent to intrude on the wood for their glory terrestrial had departed and their glory celestial of spirit and purity and whiteness had not yet come upon them.” – L.M. Montgomery
“In November, the trees are standing all sticks and bones. Without their leaves, how lovely they are, spreading their arms like dancers. They know it is time to be still.” – Cynthia Rylant
“Wind warns November’s done with. The blown leaves make bat-shapes, Web-winged and furious.” – Sylvia Plath
“There is the touch of November in the air, chill enough to have a slight tang, like properly aged cider. Not air that caresses, nor yet air that nips.” – Hal Borland
“November is the most disagreeable month in the whole year,” said Margaret, standing at the window one dull afternoon, looking out at the frostbitten garden. “That’s the reason I was born in it,” observed Jo pensively. – Louisa May Alcott
“No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease, no comfortable feel in any member. No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees. No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds, November.” – Thomas Hood
“The wind that makes music in November corn is in a hurry. The stalks hum, the loose husks whisk skyward in half-playing swirls, and the wind hurries on… A tree tries to argue, bare limbs waving, but there is no detaining the wind.” – Aldo Leopold
“That soft autumnal time, the woodland foliage now is gathered by the wild November blast.” – John Howard Bryant
November comes and November goes. With the last red berries and the first white snows. – Clyde Watson
“In rough October earth must disrobe her, stars fall and shoot. In keen November, and night is long, and cold is strong and bleak December.” – Christina G. Rossetti
“All in November’s soaking mist we stand and prune the naked tree, while all our love and interest seem quenched in the blue-nosed misery.” – Ruth Pitter
“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.” ― Richard Brautigan
“Nothing burns like the cold.” – George R. R. Martin
“It was the kind of snow that brought children running out their doors, made them turn their faces skyward, and spin in circles with their arms outstretched.” – Eowyn Ivey
Funny November Sayings
These funny November sayings will make you smile. We also have a full list of Funny Sayings.
When the days start to decrease, autumn starts to grow in everything.
Autumn skies and pumpkin pies
Sweater weather is better together.
Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.
Are you ready for the most thankful month of them all?
Hot cocoa, fuzzy socks, and bae by my side.
Today is the first day of November which means it’s time to celebrate!
Happy November and hello holiday season!
Can confirm that the start of November means I’m always in the turkey mood.
Happy November: time to prep for Thanksgiving
Wishing you the best on your first day of November.
Take some advice from the weather and chill out.
Hello, November! Let the celebrations begin.
Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.
Thankful to be welcoming the month of November
Hello, November! Now, the days are going to be cooler and the days shorter.
Turning over a new leaf at the start of this new month.
They who sing through the summer must dance in the winter.
Happy November! May the crisp days ahead fill you with joy!
The 1st day of November has arrived, and it’s time to get ready for sweater weather.
November? More like Novembrrrrr, am I right?
The scent of November: Bright sunlit skies, nature’s warm colors, and the smell of changing seasons.
Cue everyone saying they can’t believe that there are only two months left in the year.
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
Will be daydreaming about mashed potatoes and stuffing until the last Thursday of the month.
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
A few of our favorites from our list of Funny Thanksgiving Quotes.
“I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” —Jon Stewart
“Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” —Johnny Carson
“Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas; a dead bird in the street that forced a brief detour.” – Augusten Burroughs
“Thanksgiving—when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook.” – Melanie White
“Even though we’re a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.” —Richard Roeper
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” —Kevin James
“Here I am, 5 o’clock in the morning, stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt.” – Rosanne in Rosanne
“Coexistence: What the farmer does with the turkey—until Thanksgiving.”—Mike Connolly
“Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftover in aluminum foil and throw them out.”—Nicole Hollander
“Overeating at Thanksgiving is a case in point. It’s a national tradition.” – Eric Samuel Timm
“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”—Kin Hubbard
Funny End of Fall Quotes
Here are some of our favorites from our list of Funny Fall Quotes. If you are interested in more fall quotes, you should check out our lists of the Best Fall Quotes and Sayings, Short Fall Quotes, Falling Leaves Quotes, Cute Fall Quotes, and End of Summer Quotes.
“Fall colors are funny. They’re so bright and intense and beautiful. It’s like nature is trying to fill you up with color, to saturate you so you can stockpile it before winter turns everything muted and dreary.” — Siobhan Vivian
“Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale.” — Lauren DeStefano
“But I miss you most of all, my darling, when autumn leaves start to fall.” — Frank Sinatra
“I cannot endure to waste anything so precious as autumnal sunshine by staying in the house.” — Nathaniel Hawthorne
“Autumn! The greatest show of all times!” ― Mehmet Murat Ildan
“Autumn…the year’s last, loveliest smile.” — William Cullen Bryant
“The heat of autumn is different from the heat of summer. One ripens apples, the other turns them to cider.” — Jane Hirshfield
“If a year was tucked inside of a clock, then autumn would be the magic hour.” — Victoria Erickson
“I can smell autumn dancing in the breeze. The sweet chill of pumpkin, and crisp sunburnt leaves.” — Ann Drake
“A wind has blown the rain away and blown the sky away and all the leaves away, and the trees stand. I think, I too, have known autumn too long.” — E. E. Cummings
“I see the turning of a leaf dancing in an autumn sun, and brilliant shades of crimson glowing when the day is done.” — Hazelmarie Mattie Elliott
“Autumn leaves are falling, filling up the streets; golden colors on the lawn, nature’s trick or treat!” — Rusty Fischer
“I hope I can be the autumn leaf, who looked at the sky and lived. And when it was time to leave, gracefully it knew life was a gift.” — Dodinsky
“Autumn is the hardest season. The leaves are all falling, and they’re falling like they’re falling in love with the ground.” — Andrea Gibson
“Anyone who thinks fallen leaves are dead has never watched them dancing on a windy day.” — Shira Tamir
Funny November Captions
Use these funny November captions for your next November pic. Then head to our list of November Captions for more.
- Tea and fuzzy socks season
- ‘Tis the season to be freezin’
- Chillin’ with my mug and blanket just like Baby Yoda
- Freeze the day
- *Starts listening to Christmas music.*
- Go out there and earn your hot cocoa.
- I love fall in November from the bautumn of my heart
- Switching from ghost puns to turkey puns in 3… 2… 1.
- Can’t believe that October is Octover.
- Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed
- It’s only cold if you’re standing still.
- Pumpkin spice and chill
- It’s November – Time to be thankful
- Long sleeves and autumn leaves
- My favorite color is autumn
- Brace yourselves, November is coming.
- FALLing in love with November.
- I hope November never leafs me.
- Eat, drink and be cozy.
- Keep calm and welcome November.
- Oh my gourd I love November
- November: sweater weather and eating season.
- Not to be corny, but I’m feeling thankful
- The snuggle has never been more real.
- November always leafs me smiling.
- Hello November! I’m ready for Thankgiving.
- Cold hands, warm heart, can’t lose.
- Feeling frosty.
- November…Chapter 11
- Winter is coming…
- Eat, drink, and be thankful
- Wake me up when it’s summer
- It’s colder than my soul out here!
- Winter hibernation mode on
- Snowy hair don’t care
- Let it snow…. but not on my hair
- Up to snow good
So that is it for our list of Funny November Quotes and Funny November Sayings! We hope you found the perfect quote for November here.
If you like monthly quotes, you can also check out our lists of January Quotes, February Quotes, March Quotes, April Quotes, May Quotes, June Quotes, July Quotes, August Quotes, October Quotes, Funny October Quotes, and December Quotes.
Now get out there and enjoy November!
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