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100 Funny Saturday Quotes

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Need a little inspiration? We all do! Our lives can get hectic and stressful but we all have the ability to turn things around. To start to feel happier and more positive about life. Here we’ve compiled a list of the best funny Saturday images for you to enjoy. This funny Saturday quotes collection also includes funny good morning Saturday quotes, short funny quotes about Saturday, funny Saturday night quotes, fun Saturday quotes, funny inspirational Saturday quotes, cute Saturday funny quotes, funny new day quotes for Saturday, funny weekend quotes, and funny Saturday sayings.

If you want to brighten someone else’s Saturday and make them feel better, or if you want to start your weekend with a laugh, you’ve come to the right place.

We have combined some of our favorite funny quotes on Saturday with some of our favorite photos to make funny Saturday images you can use.

Also check out our full list of Perfect Saturday Quotes, Happy Saturday Quotes and Saturday Captions.

If you like funny quotes for the days of the week, you should also head over to our lists of Funny Monday Quotes, Funny Tuesday Quotes, Funny Wednesday Quotes, Funny Thursday Quotes, Funny Friday Quotes, and Funny Sunday Quotes.

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Funny Saturday Quotes

These funny Saturday quotes will make you smile. If you like funny quotes and sayings, you should also check out our lists of Funny Good Morning QuotesFunny Love QuotesFunny Work QuotesFunny Quotes of the DayFunny Quotes About Life and Funny Inspirational Quotes

“On the sixth day, god created man, the sort of result you often get when you go in to work on a Saturday.” — Robert Brault

“My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on tv and eating.” — Alan King

“If they want to learn how to live life right they ought to study me on Saturday night.” — Maya Angelou

“Oh, my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days.” — Charmaine J. Forde

Hiker looking at view iwth funny Saturday quotes by Forde

“There are…just two kinds of girls. Those who go downtown Saturday nights, and those who don’t.” — Edna Ferber

“I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday.” — Chip Gaines

“Saturday is the mightiest day of the week. It’s unshakably, overwhelmingly superior. Not only is it a day off of school, the following day is also a day off, like some kind of Super Saiyan bargain sale.” — Wataru Watari

“Without the weekend, where would the week be?” — Anthony T. Hincks

“This weekend don’t think about Monday, it will come soon enough.” — Robert Rivers

“I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.” — Debasish Mridha

“You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing.” — Derek Jeter

Funny Good Morning Saturday Quotes

You’ll love these funny good morning Saturday quotes and hopefully you’ll find your favorite funny Saturday morning quotes in this list. You might also want to check out our list of Funny Good Morning Quotes, Inspirational Morning Quotes, Sunday Morning Quotes, Monday Morning Quotes, Good Morning Love Quotes and, of course, Sunrise Quotes about the best part of the day.

“I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.” — Audrey Hepburn

“Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face.” — Dan Pearce

Mountains and clouds with funny good morning Saturday quotes by Pearce

“On a lazy Saturday morning when you’re lying in bed, drifting in and out of sleep, there is a space where fantasy and reality become one.” — Lynn Johnston

“Saturday morning, you knew what was cool by what was on ‘Soul Train’.” — Nick Cannon

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” — Dean Martin

“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside—remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.”  — Charles Bukowski

“I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.” – Teri Guillemets

Sunrise over river with good morning funny quotes for today

“A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between, he does what he wants to do.” — Bob Dylan

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook

“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” — Phil Dunphy

Short Funny Quotes About Saturday

Check out these short funny quotes about Saturday. You might also like our list of Funny Short Quotes.

“There were many reasons to regard Saturday as the second best day after Friday.” — R. Phillip Ritter

“I wish that every day was Saturday and every month was October.” — Charmaine J. Forde

“It’s hard to nap on Saturday or the weekends.” —  Scott Eastwood

“Sunday would be lost without Saturday, and I would be lost without you.” — Anthony T. Hincks

Person on hiking trail with short funny quotse about Saturday by Hincks

“Come on, come on, turn the radio on, It’s Saturday, and it won’t be long” — Sia

“Margaritas in the moonlight, Just another American Saturday night.” — Brad Paisley

“Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but has to be lived through.” — Anthony Burgess

“Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend.” — Rebecca Black

“Weekend enjoyment start…” ― Navnath Godse

“Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend.” – Rebecca Black

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“The weekend is here and you deserve a medal for getting through this week.” — Anthony T. Hincks

“I still work weekends because I like it; I enjoy it. I just don’t care.” — Edgardo Osorio

“When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Saturday Night Quotes

Here are some of the best funny Saturday night quotes.

“I learned that the hardest party to pull off successfully is Saturday night dinner.” — Ina Garten

“I love Saturday nights with my best friend and a big bowl of pasta, wanting a good scare, something that will say, ‘Listen, your life is not as bad as this. Your life can be so much worse’.” — Vera Farmiga

“It’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.” — Jimmy Buffett

“Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.” — Ogden Nash

“Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have plans.” — Mike Birbiglia

Hiker looking at view funny Saturday night quotes by Birbiglia

“I still do love monsters. And when I was a kid, they were really important to me. I couldn’t wait for Saturday night.” — Emil Ferris

“Every night is a Saturday night.” — Travis Barker

“People still act differently on a Saturday night for no reason other than it’s Saturday night.” — Susan Orleans

“‘Cause Saturday night’s the night I like, Saturday night’s alright, alright, alright, ooh” — Elton John

“We’re gonna howl at the moon, shoot out the light, It’s a small town Saturday night” — Hal Ketchum

“Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you’re drunk on my love.” — C.J. Carlyon

If you like this quote head to our lists of: Short Love Quotes, Romantic Quotes and True Love Quotes

“There is nothing more I love more than being in a throw-down on a Saturday night.” — Donald Cerrone

Fun Saturday Quotes

Find your favorite fun Saturday quotes in the list below.

“Without Saturday, Sunday would just be another day of the week.” — Anthony T. Hincks

“The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.” — George Carlin

“There was nothing like a Saturday – unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation. That of course was all the Saturdays of your life rolled into one big shiny ball.” — Nora Roberts

If you like this quote you might like our lists of Short Quotes About Life, Enjoy Life Quotes, and Live Your Best Life Quotes

“We’re gonna howl at the moon, shoot out the light, It’s a small town Saturday night” – Hal Ketchum

“When you’re young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!” — Jonathan Brandis

“… Enjoy yourself. You work hard every day; you deserve to turn up on the weekends with your friends.” — Logic

Pink flower with fun Saturday quotes by Logid

“I try to treat each evening and weekend as little slices of retirement because no one is guaranteed a lengthy one at the end of their career.” — Mike Hammar

“A kind of joyous hysteria moved into the room, everything flying before the wind, vehicles outside getting dented to hell, the crowd sweaty and the smells of aftershave, manure, clothes dried on the line, your money’s worth of perfume, smoke, booze; the music subdued by the shout and babble through the bass hammer could be felt through the soles of the feet, shooting up the channels of legs to the body fork, center of everything. It is the kind of Saturday night that torches your life for a few hours, makes it seem like something is happening.” — Annie Proulx

Funny Inspirational Saturday Quotes

Consider the following funny inspirational Saturday quotes. If you like inspirational quotes, check out our lists of Funny Inspirational Quotes, Short Inspirational Quotes, Inspirational Quotes for Today, and Inspirational Quotes About Life.

”Have a great Saturday! Experience life in all possible ways: good-bad, bitter-sweet, dark-light, summer-winter. Experience all the dualities. Don’t be afraid of experience, because the more experience you have, the more mature you become.” — Osho

“It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine living a life where everyday are your Saturdays and Sundays. Make everyday your weekend. Make everyday a play-day…” — James A. Murphy

“We need the spirit of Sunday carried over to Monday and continued until Saturday.” — Edward McKendree Bounds

Sunset over the lake with funny inspirational Saturday quotes by Bounds

“My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday.” — Ludacris

“If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.” — H. G. Wells

“You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.” — James Allen

“Do or do not. There is no try. “ — Yoda

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” — A. A. Milne

“Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.” – Richard Rorty

Man looking at ocean cliff with Friday motivation quotes by Rorty

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” — Charlie Chaplin

“Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.” — Ellen DeGeneres

“Be happy, it drives people crazy.” — Paulo Coelho

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” — Steven Wright

Cute Saturday Funny Quotes

These cute Saturday funny quotes will make you feel good. You might also like our list of Cute Short Quotes.

“I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.” — Anna Scott

“The dog doesn’t know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.” — Donna Shalala

“Saturday is what gives us a weekend of enjoyment.” — Anthony T. Hincks

“Saturday night’s alright for fighting, Get a little action in” — Elton John

“Yesterday’s the past, tomorrow’s the future, but today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.” — Bil Keane

“Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.” — Richard Rorty

“Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football.” — S.A. Sachs

“Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?” — Marilyn Vos Savant

“Cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend.” ― Amy Krouse Rosenthal

Mountain road with cute Saturday funny quotes by Rosenthal

“A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.” — Robert M. Gates

“Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.” — Will Rogers

“The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today’s work superbly well.” — William Osler

“Today is your own. Tomorrow perchance may never come.” — Swami Sivananda

“The future starts today, not tomorrow.” — Pope John Paul II

“Yesterday is but today’s memory, and tomorrow is today’s dream.” — Khalil Gibran

“Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.” — James Dean

Funny Quotes of the Day

If you like these quotes head to our list of Funny Quotes of the Day. If you like days of the week quotes, check out our lists of Monday QuotesTuesday QuotesWednesday Quotes , Thursday QuotesFriday QuotesSaturday Quotes and Sunday Quotes.

“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” – Ella Woodward

“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.” – Julio Alexi Genao

“The best weeks start on Monday.” – Nice Peter

“Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” – Andrea L’Artiste

“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays!” – John Wagner

Sunrise over river with funny Monday morning quotes for work by Wagner

“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.” – Steven Wright

“Today I am doing better than yesterday, and tomorrow I hope to be doing better than I am today. And two days from now? Well, that’s a Monday, so I’ll be feeling shitty.” ― Jarod Kintz

“It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.” – George Weah

“Why does winter feel like one big Tuesday?” – Todd Stocker

“Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week.” – Emily P. Freeman

“A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” – Demetri Martin

“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” – Lee Fox Williams

“I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.” – April Winchell

“Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long” – Nicci French

“It was a sinking feeling, that feeling when you wake up thinking it’s Friday only to realize it’s Thursday.” – Danielle Poulin

Orange sunrise with funny Thursday morning quotes by Poulin

“Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.” – Nanea Hoffman

“It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” ― Amy Neftzger

“Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon.” – A.D. Posey

“The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible.” – Mark Morris

Funny New Day Quotes for Saturday

Here are funny new day quotes for Saturday that will brighten up your day. And check out our full list of New Day Quotes as well.

“Every day brings you a chance to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes and dance.” — Oprah Winfrey

“Yesterday ended last night, today is a brand-new day. And it’s yours.” — Zig Ziglar

“Every day is a new beginning, because you can’t turn the clock back.” — Mel Gibson

“Everyone has highs and lows that they have to learn from, but, every morning, I start off with a good head on my shoulders, saying to myself, it’s going to be a good day!” — Lindsay Lohan

“Today is a new day. Even if you were wrong yesterday, you can get it right today.” — Dwight Howard

Yellow flowers and sunset with funny new day quotes for Saturday by Howard

“Man starts over again every new day, in spite of all he knows, despite all he knows.” — Emil Cioran

“You cry and you scream and you stomp your feet and you shout. You say, ‘You know what? I’m giving up, I don’t care.’ And then you go to bed and you wake up and it’s a brand new day, and you pick yourself back up again.” — Nicole Scherzinger

“It’s a wise man who understands that every day is a new beginning, because boy, how many mistakes do you make in a day? I don’t know about you, but I make plenty. You can’t turn the clock back, so you have to look ahead.” — Mel Gibson

“Every day is a new day. It is better to be lucky. But I would rather be exact. Then, when luck comes, you are ready.” — Ernest Hemingway

“Each new day has a different shape to it. You just roll with it.” — Ben Zobrist

Funny Weekend Quotes

Make your weekend great with these funny weekend quotes. You might also like our full list of Best Weekend Quotes and New Week Quotes.

“Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.” — Bo Bennett

“There aren’t enough days in the weekend.” — Rod Schmidt

“Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.” — Florence Welch

“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.” — John Shirley

Mountains and lake with funny weekend quotes by Shirley

“Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.” — Zenna Schaffer

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“Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.” — Casey Stengel

“Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” — Joseph Addison

“Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it’s even begun.” — Catherine McCormack

“No weekend, all weakened.” ― Toba Beta

“Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?” ― Nitya Prakash

“Weekends welcome warriors for social fun that starts on Friday.” — David Chiles

“Time flows in a strange way on Sundays.” — Haruki Murakami

“SUNDAY – The day I planned a lot but did nothing.” — Lovely Goyal

“Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.” — Fred Allen

Funny Saturday Sayings

Check out these funny Saturday sayings that we’ll never know who said first. Check out our list of our Funny Sayings for more.

“It’s Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it.”

“There comes a time in our lives when the idea of going out on a Saturday night seems more trouble than it is worth. Saturday nights can be exciting even for those who prefer solitary and peaceful activities. It is all a matter of attitude.”

“Saturdays are for adventures, Sundays are for cuddling.”

“It’s Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make, bottle or draft.”

“It’s not Saturday, it’s Satur-yay!”

“My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday!”

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“Can we start the weekend over again I wasn’t ready.”

“I don’t know about you, but I am ready for the weekend to begin.”

“Saturday used to be for sleeping in, then I had kids.”

“Today is Saturday, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine.”

“Today is Saturday, which means that today I will be multi-slacking instead of multi-tasking.”

“Saturdays are made for sipping rosé with the besties.”

“No work is pending, all the duties done, join the Saturday party, let’s have some fun.”

So that is our list of Funny Saturday Quotes and Funny Saturday Sayings.

Hopefully, you found the funny Saturday quote you were looking for.

If you like quotes for days of the week, check out our lists of Monday QuotesTuesday QuotesWednesday QuotesThursday QuotesFriday QuotesSaturday Quotes and Sunday Quotes.

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