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Funny Selfie Captions for 2022

You took the perfect selfie and now want to add a little humor to it because when it comes to selfie captions, funny ones are the best ones. Well, we have a list of the best funny selfie captions for every occasion. Find your perfect short funny captions for selfies, funny Instagram captions for selfies, clever selfie captions, funny cute selfie captions, funny selfie couple captions, funny work selfie captions, funny captions for friend selfies, funny captions for picture of yourself and all the best funny selfie quotes.

You might also like our list of Funny Captions.

Jump ahead to your favorite category or start scrolling to find your favorite funny selfie caption.

Funny Selfie Captions

Here are a few of our favorite funny selfie captions.

Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.

If I was funny, I’d have a better Instagram caption for this.

I have no selfie control.

Less perfection, more authenticity.

Getting my pose on!

Happy mind, happy life

I always bring my Slay game.

Keep calm and take a selfie.

I know that looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.

Person standing on dock with funny selfie captions

Stress less and enjoy the best.

50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.

Good or bad? You decide.

Just a pic of me being an idiot.

Don’t mind me. I’m just flexing.

I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

When you take a selfie and your hair looks perfect but not your face.

Some people grow up, I glow up.

Stress doesn’t go with my outfit.

Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.

I sparkle from the inside out.

Short Funny Captions for Selfies

If you like these short funny captions for selfies, head to our list of Short Captions for more.

Best. Selfie. Ever.

Just chillin’.

Just livin’ life.

Me, myself and I.

Person taking selfie with short funny captions for selfies

Selfie Sunday.

Selfie in paradise.

Sizzling hot!

Coffee and Confidence.

Notice me, senpai!

Vanity is the new trend!

Catch a glimpse.

Me doing me.

Someone taking a selfie with short cute captions for selfies

Crazy hair, don’t care.

Fresher than you.

It’s the sexy time!

Reality called, so I hung up.

Funny Instagram Captions for Selfies

Your followers will love these funny Instagram captions for selfies.

New look, same mistakes.

A selfie once a day keeps the depression away.

When you are laughing life seems to be better

Did I make your heart skip a bit?

You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

I don’t need to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT!

Real men don’t take selfies. Ironic, isn’t it?

I’m probably going to regret this in 3…2…1…

Person taking selfie with funny Instagram captions for selfies

I took these photos to distract myself from intense hunger.

This is the most magical picture you’ll ever see in your life.

This princess needs no prince!

Life isn’t perfect. But my hair is!

Today, I will be as useless as the letter ‘G’ in the word ‘lasagna’.

Don’t let your eyes be blinded by my handsomeness.

If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will.

I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!

Clever Selfie Captions

Check out these clever selfie captions, then head to our list of Clever Captions for more.

Fill your life with adventures, not things. Have stories to tell, not stuff to show.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy!

I’m a selfie lord. Bow before your king!

Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.

I woke up like this. (Because I fell asleep in this getup and makeup.)

I’m a selfie royalty. Now bow before your queen!

My dog dared me to do this selfie.

I am not taking a selfie, I am just checking my camera quality.

Person taking a selfie with clever selfie captions

I took 37 of this pic before I finally got it right.

I had fun once, it was horrible.

If I was funny, I would have a good selfie caption.

This is called a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistic’ is too hard to spell.

I need a six-month holiday, twice a year!

A selfie a day keeps the mental breakdown away.

Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

How do I get out of this glass prison? Someone, please help me!

Funny Cute Selfie Captions

If you like these funny cute selfie captions, you should also check out our lists of Cute Selfie Captions and Cute Captions.

Being the EXTRA in extraordinary.

Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.

Be you. Do you. For you.

The best of me is yet to come.

As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.

This is me in all my glory

I don’t always take a selfie, but when I do…

What do you think of this?

Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.

Someone taking a selfie with funny captions for cute selfies

Life isn’t perfect, but my hair is.

A sassy day keeps the basics away.

Maybe she’s born with it…maybe it’s an Instagram filter.

But first, let me take a selfie.

Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?

I didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose me.

In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.

Smile big, laugh often.

When nothing goes right, go left instead.

Some things look very good in dreams

I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was ALIENS!

Funny Selfie Couple Captions

Here are some funny selfie couple captions. You might also like our list of Funny Couple Captions and Cute Couple Captions.

Your smile makes me smile.

When you hold my hand, you hold my heart.

Together is the best place you and I could be.

Are we saying goodbye in this photo or see you soon?

With you, I can be myself. That’s saying a lot.

I fell for you, and it left a mark.

Keep calm and take a selfie.

Couple at sunset with cute funny couple selfie captions

An adventure with you is never dull.

The first time I saw you…butterflies; today, still butterflies.

Am I staring at you? Sorry, I can’t help it.

I know I’m annoying, but still cute, right?

You’re all mine, and I’m not sharing.

You + Me = True Love.

Share these smiles.

You are my dream come true

I don’t always take a selfie, but when I do…

Live for the moments you can’t put into words.

You make me egg-stra happy.

Thank you for a beautiful life.

Us weirdos gotta stick together.

couple walking in snow with short funny couples captions

My heart is yours

Loving you is easy

All of me loves you

You smile, I melt

A day without you is ugly. A day with you is beautiful.

These two parts make a better whole.

Is that a night light or just your smile?

My heart beats faster when I’m near you, or is it the coffee?

Funny Work Selfie Captions

Check out these funny work selfie captions. We’ve got you covered for the whole work week with our lists of Monday Caption, Tuesday Captions, Wednesday Captions, Thursday Captions and Friday Captions.

The expert in anything was once a beginner.

Work hard. Dream big.

Stay humble. Work hard. Be kind.

Never give up on things that make you smile.

You got this.

I’m not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.

Person taking selfie with funny Instagram captions for selfies

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward rage screams.

Rule one: Trust no one…especially at work!

Good things come to those who hustle.

You’ve never felt betrayal until your work wife leaves you.

Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday.

If you like this caption you might like our list of Saturday Captions, Sunday Captions and Weekend Captions.

Happiness is a three-day weekend.

Selfie from my lazy Sunday

Person in bed with Sunday Selfie captions

This is the Mondayest Monday that EVER Mondayed.

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.

Funny Captions for Friend Selfies

You will love these funny captions for friend selfies.

Never let your friends feel lonely. Disturb them all the time.

No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.

You are my person.

Friends ‘till the end.

A true friend is one soul in two bodies.

Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.

Love is beautiful, friendship is better

No friendship is an accident.

Your vibe attracts your tribe.

Group taking a selfie with cute friend selfie captions

I love my crazy best friends.

Friends become our chosen family!

Good Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!

Life was meant for best friends and good adventures!

You’re the Betty to my Veronica.

Real queens fix each other’s crowns.

On our worst behavior.

Friends who slay together, stay together.

Funny Captions for Picture of Yourself

Check out these funny captions for a picture of yourself AKA a selfie.

I may not have a six-pack, but I like to think of myself as sexy in my way.

As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.

I know that looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.

When people tell me, ‘You’re gonna regret that in the morning,’ I just sleep until afternoon

Someday someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.

They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same.

I think you are lacking vitamin ME!

Person taking selfie with funny captions for picture of yourself

This girl is on fire! No really, my muscles are burning from all the exercise I did.

Why be moody when you can shake yo booty?

Confidence Level: Selfie with no filter.

The cat made me do it, I swear!

I’ve got it, I’m flaunting it, and you’re liking it.

All of my imaginary friends say I need therapy.

I’m sexy and I know it. And now you do too.

Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.

If you have eyes, look at me now!

Funny Selfie Quotes

If you like funny selfie quotes, you might also like our list of Short Funny Quotes.              

“Whatever you are, be a good one.” ― Abraham Lincoln

“I think people should look cute all the time.” ― Rachel Zoe

“I don’t get cute, I get drop-dead gorgeous.” ― Alyssa Edwards

“A smile is happiness you’ll find right under your nose.” ― Tom Wilson

“I love dressing up. It’s the best part of being a girl, I think.” ― Emma Roberts

“Cute is when a person’s personality shines through their looks.” ― Natalie Portman

“A real girl isn’t perfect and a perfect girl isn’t real.” ― Harry Styles

“The most wasted of days is one without laughter.” ― E.E. Cummings

Person taking selfie with funny selfie quotes by Cummings

“No great thing is created suddenly.” — Epictetus

“Change in all things is sweet.” ― Aristotle

“Wherever you go, go with all your heart.” ― Confucius

“You look like you. Only with the volume turned up.” ― Rainbow Rowell

“People see me as cute, but I’m so much more than that.” — Ashley Tisdale

“When you feel your best, everyone else can feel it too.” ― Ariana Grande

“Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.” ― Paris Hilton

“You shouldn’t want to be like everyone else. Then you wouldn’t be like you.” ― Cristina Henriquez

“Thankfully, I have other skills than just standing there and looking cute.” — Frances Bean Cobain

“Life is either a great adventure or nothing.” ― Helen Keller

“If you want to be happy, be.” ― Leo Tolstoy

“Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me?” -Mulan

“Time to witness the handsome!” – Lancelot (Mobile Legends)

Funny Quotes for Selfies

If you like funny quotes and sayings, you should also check out our lists of Funny Good Morning QuotesFunny Love QuotesFunny Work QuotesFunny Quotes of the DayFunny Quotes About Life and Funny Inspirational Quotes.

“You don’t have to like me. I love me enough for the both of us.” — Lisa Barlow

“I’m conceited / I gotta reason.” — Remy Ma

“There’s no other way I’d rather be. Confidence is all I see.” — Kelly Rowland

“The party don’t start till I walk in.” — Kesha

“I’m the whole damn cake and the cherry on top.” — Doja Cat

“I am my own work of art.” — Madonna

Someone taking a selfie with cute selfie quotes by Madonna

“I’m in love with my future. Can’t wait to meet her.” — Billie Eilish

“Tell the paparazzi get my lens right.” — Rihanna

“Only see the truth when I’m staring in the mirror.” — Drake

“There’s 1,000 yous, there’s only one of me.” — Kanye West

“And my bitches with me pretty too they look like bridesmaids.” — Cardi B

“Trendin’ off a selfie.” — Saweetie

“Look at how I bodied that.” — Megan Thee Stallion

So that’s our list! We hope we’ve helped you find the funny caption for selfies you were looking for.

Now get out there and take your best selfie.

Let us know in the comments if you have a favorite cute selfie Instagram caption we missed.

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