Are you looking for the best funny snow quotes for a wintery day? You’ve come to the right place! We think that when it comes to snow quotes funny ones are the best and these will help you feel better about trying to keep warm in snowy weather. Our list includes short funny quotes on snow, cute funny quotes about snow and the cold, fun in the snow quotes, funny snowflake quotes, funny winter quotes, funny quotes on snow and the winter months, funny snow day quotes, funny snow sayings, and funny snow captions.
If you’re a fan of winter and live for the holidays, snowy days, and cold weather, then this list of the best funny snow quotes is just what you need.
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Funny Snow Quotes
These funny snow quotes are a great way to brighten up your day.
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” — Jeff Valdez
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
“I don’t give sick days if you’re playing in the snow. He’s being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which.” — Zoe Cruz
“I noticed that the snow was gone and the ground looked greener. It’s funny how the good stuff can wipe away the bad stuff so quickly.” — Melody J. Bremen
“Nature is full of genius, full of divinity; so that not a snowflake escapes its fashioning hand.” ― Henry David Thoreau
“Advice is like the snow. The softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon and the deeper it sinks into the mind.” ― Samuel Taylor Coleridge
“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.” ― Dylan Thomas
“You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It’s their finest hour. About five o’clock they glow like copper. Then they come in and lie in front of the fire like a string of sausages.” ― Tasha Tudor
“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.” ― Richard Brautigan
“The wind crooned softly as it dusted the snow against the windows, wrapping them in a thick and fluffy cotton blanket.” ― Soheir Khashoggi
“The snow of home, which is no less shimmering and white as it falls. The earth is covered with it, and it is falling still in silence so deep that you can hear its silence.” ― Frederick Buechner
“The snow was too light to stay, the ground too warm to keep it. And the strange spring snow fell only in that golden moment of dawn, the turning of the page between night and day.” ― Shannon Hale
“The world was furred with late spring snow. It was the soft, thick stuff that excites you unless you are driving or half dead, packing snow already falling in caterpillars off the greening branches.” ― Marian Engel
“The hard soil and four months of snow make the inhabitants of the northern temperate zone wiser and abler than his fellow who enjoys the fixed smile of the tropics.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.” ― Deirdre Sullivan
“Thank goodness for the first snow. It was a reminder–no matter how old you became and how much you’d seen–things could still be new if you were willing to believe they still mattered.” ― Candace Bushnell
“Snow flurries began to fall and they swirled around people’s legs like house cats. It was magical, this snow globe world.” ― Sarah Addison Allen
“Snow creates that quality of awe in the face of a power greater than ours. It epitomises the aesthetic notion of the sublime, in which greatness and beauty couple to overcome you—a small, frail human—entirely.” ― Katherine May
Short Funny Quotes on Snow
Check out these short funny quotes on snow. You might also want to check out our lists of Short Winter Quotes, Funny Short Quotes and Best Short Quotes.
“Like my father, I am a snow person.” ― Charlie English
“When snow falls, nature listens.” ― Antoinette Van Kleeff
“Snow is the truth only when it’s snowing.” ― Marty Rubin
“The snow fell as softly as a poet’s tears.” ― Kevin Ansbro
“Let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me anyway.” — Elsa from Frozen
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” ― Roger Ebert
“Kindness is like snow. It beautifies everything it covers.” — Kahlil Gibran
“We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt.” ― Walter Scott
“Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood.” ― Andy Goldsworthy
“I confess, I hope she does not hurry. It is good to be alone in the snow.” ― Pierce Brown
“Do you want to build a snowman?” — Anna from Frozen
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.” ― Neil Hilborn
“Every Autumn now my thoughts return to snow. Snow is something I identify myself with.” ― Charlie English
“Close your eyes. Hear the silent snow. Listen to your soul speak.” ― Adrienne Posey
“I know now, I know a little more how much a simple thing like a snowfall can mean to a person.” ― Sylvia Plath
Cute Funny Quotes About Snow and the Cold
You’ll love these cute funny quotes about snow and the cold. You might also like our list of Short Cute Quotes.
“The first snow is like the first love.” — Lara Biyuts
“Nothing burns like the cold.” ― George R. R. Martin
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” ― Bill Watterson
“What good is the warm of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” ― John Steinbeck
“To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” ― Aristotle
“The snow doesn’t give a soft white damn whom it touches.” ― E.E. Cummings
“I love you because no two snowflakes are alike, and it is possible, if you stand tippy-toe, to walk between the raindrops.” — Nikki Giovanni
“Even if you took it as cascading snowy mountains, it was not a cool snow-white. The cold of the snow and its warm color made a kind of music.” ― Yasunari Kawabata
“I love snow for the same reason I love Christmas. It brings people together whilst time stands still.” ― Rachel Cohn
“Snow falling soundlessly in the middle of the night will always fill my heart with sweet clarity.” ― Novala Takemoto
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” – Bill Watterson
“In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was me in an invincible summer.” ― Albert Camus
“A snow day literally and figuratively falls from the sky unbidden and seems like a thing of wonder.” ― Susan Orlean
“The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event. You go to bed in one kind of world and wake up in another quite different.” ― J.B. Priestley
Fun in the Snow Quotes
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“Snowfall rouses your inner child to dream and play once more.” ― Angie Weiland-Crosby
“Powder snow skiing is not fun. It’s life, fully lived – life lived in a blaze of reality.” ― Dolores LaChapelle
“There’s just something beautiful about walking on snow that nobody else has walked on.” ― Carol Rifka Brunt
“When there’s snow on the ground, I like to pretend I’m walking on clouds.” ― Takayuki Ikkaku
“With every falling flake, a unique spark of interest falls from heaven.” ― P. Miller
“The snow began to fall again, drifting against the windows, politely begging entrance and then falling with disappointment to the ground.” ― Jamie McGuire
“The snow was endless, a heavy blanket on the outdoors; it had a way about it. A beauty. But I knew that, like many things, beauty could be deceiving.” ― Cambria Hebert
“It was the kind of snow that brought children running out their doors, made them turn their faces skyward, and spin in circles with their arms outstretched.” ― Eowyn Ivey
“At the winter solstice, the wind is cold, trees are bare, and all lies in stillness beneath blankets of snow.” – Gary Zukav
“I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.'” — Lewis Carrol
Funny Snowflake Quotes
If you are looking for something amusing, these funny snowflake quotes and sayings are for you. Head to our list of Snowflake Quotes and Captions for more.
“You are not a special snowflake.” ― Sophia Amoruso
“Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.” ― Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.” ― R. G. Daniels
“We writers – we’re the snowflakes of the literary world. We each have our own shape.” ― Alice Walker
“They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?” ― Terry Pratchett
“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!” ― Robyn Schneider
“We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.” ― Lewis Black
“No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.” ― Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.” ― Chuck Palahniuk
“I was watching souls going down into the abyss as thick and fast as snowflakes falling in the winter mist.” ― Benedict Joseph Labre
“No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place.” – Zen Proverb
“Snowflakes fascinate me… Millions of them falling gently to the ground… And they say that no two of them are alike! Each one completely different from all the others… The last of the rugged individualists!” ― Charles M. Schulz
“Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think we might all learn a lesson from how this utterly unique and exquisite crystal turns into an ordinary, boring molecule of water just like every other one when you bring it into the classroom. And now, while the analogy sinks in, I will be leaving you drips and going outside…” ― Bill Watterson
Funny Winter Quotes
Here are some of our favorite funny winter quotes from our full list of Funny Winter Quotes.
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” ― John Burroughs
“To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring.” — W.J. Vogel
“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.” ― Victor Hugo
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.” ― Deborah Kerr
“You can’t get too much winter in the winter.” ― Robert Frost
“There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.” ― Billy Connolly
“What’s the point of complaining? We live in the north. Winter exists.” — Viki Mather
“Winter collapsed on us that year. It knelt, exhausted, and stayed.” — Emily Fridlund
“The biggest problem with Winter is that it’s always yanking our chain.” — Jerry Nelson
“The problem with winter sports is that–follow me closely here–they generally take place in winter.” — Dave Barry
“In the middle of winter I at last discovered that there was in me an invincible summer.” — Albert Camus
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.” ― Carl Reiner
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” ― Patricia Briggs
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” ― Anton Chekhov
“In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.” ― Albert Camus
“They watched the snow fall and fall and fall until they thought that they were the ones falling.” ― Ann Patchett
Funny Quotes on Snow and the Winter Months
These funny quotes on snow and the winter months will put a smile on your face. You can also check out our lists of December Quotes, January Quotes and February Quotes for inspiration during those snowy months.
“I wander forth this chill December dawn: John Frost and all his elves are out, I see, As busy as the elfin world can be, Clothing a world asleep with fleecy lawn.” ― Robert Buchanan
“Do your heart and head keep pace? When does hoary Love expire, when do frosts put out the fire? Can its embers burn below all that chill December snow?” ― Edmund Clarence Stedman
“It was snowing. It was always snowing at Christmas. December, in my memory, is white as Lapland, though there were no reindeers. But there were cats.” ― Dylan Thomas
“The crisp path through the field in this December snow, in the deep dark, where we trod the buried grass like ghosts on dry toast.” – Dylan Thomas
“Outside the house it was storming, a busy downfall of flakes that the wind blew lightly across acres of old snow left from December.” ― Gladys Hasty Carroll
“If we make it through December, everything’s gonna be alright I know; it’s the coldest time of winter and I shiver when I see the falling snow.” ― Merle Haggard
“I heard a bird sing in the dark of December. A magical thing. And sweet to remember. We are nearer to spring than we were in September. I heard a bird sing in the dark of December.” ― Oliver Herford
“December drops no weak, relenting tear, by our fond summer sympathies ensnared. Nor from the perfect circle of the year, can even winter’s crystal gems be spared.” ― Christopher Pearse Cranch
“January brings the snow, makes our feet and fingers glow.” ― Sara Coleridge
“It is deep January. The sky is hard. The stalks are firmly rooted in ice.” ― Wallace Stevens
“January is here, with eyes that keenly glow, A frost-mailed warrior striding a shadowy steed of snow.” ― Edgar Fawcett
“Bare branches of each tree on this chilly January morn look so cold so forlorn. Gray skies dip ever so low left from yesterday’s dusting of snow. Yet in the heart of each tree waiting for each who wait to see new life as warm sun and breeze will blow, like magic, unlock springs sap to flow, buds, new leaves, then blooms will grow.” ― Nelda Hartmann
“It’s January and I’m kicking snow off the ground.” – Charlotte Eriksson
“On the wind in February, snowflakes float still. Half inclined to turn to rain, nipping, dripping, chill.” ― Christina Georgina Rossetti
“Cold and snowy February does seem slow and trying, very. Still, a month made gay by Cupid never could be wholly stupid.” ― Louise Bennett Weaver
“Groundhog found fog. New snows and blue toes. Fine and dandy for Valentine candy. Snow spitting. If you’re not mitten-smitten, you’ll be frostbitten. By jing-y feels spring-y.” ― The Old Farmer’s Almanac
Funny Snow Day Quotes
Enjoy these funny snow day quotes from our full list of Snow Day Quotes.
“If snow melts down to water, does it still remember being snow?” — Jennifer McMahon
“Don’t complain about the snow on your neighbour’s roof when your doorstep is unclean.” — Confucius
“The majority of boys think the highest form of creativity is weeing a pattern into snow.” — Beth Garrod
“The snow did not even whisper its way to earth, but seemed to salt the night with silence.” — Dean Koontz
“Snow in April is abominable, said Anne. Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.” — L.M. Montgomery
“Snow brings a special quality with it, the power to stop life as you know it dead in its tracks.” ― Nancy Hatch Woodward
“Nothing is as tedious as the limping days, when snowdrifts yearly cover all the ways.” — Charles Baudelaire
“Snow always makes me think of ice-cream. Glaciers look like where it’s dribbled.” — Jane Wilson-Howarth
“Snowflakes are one of nature‘s most fragile things, but just look what they can do when they stick together.” — Vesta M. Kelly
“It’s New York, people. It’s winter. We get snow. If you aren’t prepared to deal with it, move to Miami.” — Kelley Armstrong
“A snow day literally and figuratively falls from the sky—unbidden—and seems like a thing of wonder.” — Susan Orlean
“Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful. And since we’ve no place to go, Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!” — Sammy Cahn
“It is the life of the crystal, the architect of the flake, the fire of the frost, the soul of the sunbeam. This crisp winter air is full of it.” — John Burnside
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” ― Markus Zusak
“Is it snowing where you are? All the world that I see from my tower is draped in white and the flakes are coming down as big as pop-corns.” — Jean Webster
“…I am staring at the view out of the window, which is like a giant snow globe. Someone has shaken my world and I’m watching as it rearranges itself.” — Mae Leveson
“It is snow to be shoveled, to make driving even worse than usual, snow to be joked about and cursed at, but unless the child in you is entirely dead, it is snow, too, that can make the heart beat faster when it catches you by surprise that way, before your defenses are up. It is snow that can awaken memories of things more wonderful than anything you ever knew or dreamed.” — Frederick Buechner
Funny Quotes About Snow and Christmas
If you like these quotes check out our list of Funny Christmas Quotes and Short Christmas Quotes.
“Christmas snow can never disappear completely. It sometimes goes away for almost a year at a time and takes the form of spring and summer rain. But you can bet your boots that when a good, jolly December wind kisses it, it will turn into Christmas snow all over again.” — Santa Claus from Frosty the Snowman
“I love snow for the same reason I love Christmas: It brings people together while time stands still. Cozy couples lazily meandered the streets and children trudged sleds and chased snowballs. No one seemed to be in a rush to experience anything other than the glory of the day, with each other, whenever and however it happened.” — Rachel Cohn
“I celebrate the spirist of Christmas. It’s the winter solstice celebration, rebirth and new possibilities.” – Ian Astbury
If you like this quote head to our list of Winter Solstice Quotes for more.
“Oh the weather outside is frightful,
but the fire is so delightful.
And since we’ve no place to go
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!” — Sammy Cahn
“Lights from across the bay twinkled in the night and Christmas carols played softly in the background. She wished for snow to fall to add to the season.” —Sharon Brubaker
“In my heart is a Christmas tree farm, There’s a light in the barn, We’d run inside out from the cold, In the town, kids are dreaming of sleighs, And they’re warm and they’re safe, They wake to see a blanket of snow.” — Taylor Swift
Funny Snow Sayings
Check out these funny snow sayings that we don’t know who said first. You might also like our overall list of Funny Sayings.
“Snowflakes are kisses from heaven.”
“No snowflake ever fell in the wrong place.”
“Everything is magical when the snow is softly falling.”
“Snowflakes are snow angels blowing kisses from heaven.”
“We are like snowflakes, all different in our beautiful way.”
“Grandchildren are like snowflakes, each wonderfully unique.”
“A snowflake is winter’s butterfly.”
“No one is sure who said these popular snowflake sayings first.”
“Good friends are like snowflakes—all different and all beautiful.”
“Remember our souls are like snowflakes, all different and beautiful.”
“When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.”
“Advice from a snowflake: Keep your cool, take time to chill, Always sparkle, celebrate your uniqueness, know it’s OK to be a little flakey!”
Funny Snow Captions
These funny snow captions from our full list of Funny Winter Captions are perfect for your next post
If you are looking to add some humor these funny snow captions for Instagram are for you.
“Snow excited!”
“Say freeze!”
“Brrrrring on the snow.”
“Ice to see you!”
“I can’t feel my toes!”
“Feeling frosty.”
“It’s freezing—snow joke!”
Snowball fight in progress.”
“It’s snow laughing matter.”
“Cue the snowflakes, please.”
“I see snow… so, where’s Elsa?”
“Let it snow… somewhere else!”
“Who said paradise has to be tropical.”
“Let it snow…. but not on my hair.”
“Snow happens, hot chocolate helps.”
“Up to snow good.”
“You’re never too old for a snowball fight.”
“When life gives you snow, make snow angels.”
“When life sends a blizzard, make a snow angel.”
“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow… somewhere else.”
“Looking a lot like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.”
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