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100 Best Funny Snow Quotes for Those Snowy Days

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Are you looking for the best funny snow quotes for a wintery day? You’ve come to the right place! We think that when it comes to snow quotes funny ones are the best and these will help you feel better about trying to keep warm in snowy weather. Our list includes short funny quotes on snow, funny snow sayings, and funny snow captions.

If you’re a fan of winter and live for the holidays, snowy days, and cold weather, then this list of the best funny quotes is just what you need.

Scroll on through to find the best funny snow quote or skip ahead to your favorite category.

Funny Snow Quotes

These funny snow quotes are a great way to brighten up your day.

“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” — Jeff Valdez

“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt

“I don’t give sick days if you’re playing in the snow. He’s being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which.” — Zoe Cruz

“I noticed that the snow was gone and the ground looked greener. It’s funny how the good stuff can wipe away the bad stuff so quickly.” — Melody J. Bremen

“Nature is full of genius, full of divinity; so that not a snowflake escapes its fashioning hand.” ― Henry David Thoreau

“Advice is like the snow. The softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon and the deeper it sinks into the mind.” ― Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Frosty trees wtih funy snow quotes by Coleridge

“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.” ― Dylan Thomas

“You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It’s their finest hour. About five o’clock they glow like copper. Then they come in and lie in front of the fire like a string of sausages.” ― Tasha Tudor

“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.” ― Richard Brautigan

“The wind crooned softly as it dusted the snow against the windows, wrapping them in a thick and fluffy cotton blanket.” ― Soheir Khashoggi

“The snow of home, which is no less shimmering and white as it falls. The earth is covered with it, and it is falling still in silence so deep that you can hear its silence.” ― Frederick Buechner

“The snow was too light to stay, the ground too warm to keep it. And the strange spring snow fell only in that golden moment of dawn, the turning of the page between night and day.” ― Shannon Hale

“The world was furred with late spring snow. It was the soft, thick stuff that excites you unless you are driving or half dead, packing snow already falling in caterpillars off the greening branches.” ― Marian Engel

“The hard soil and four months of snow make the inhabitants of the northern temperate zone wiser and abler than his fellow who enjoys the fixed smile of the tropics.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.” ― Deirdre Sullivan

Snowy trees and field with funny winter quotes by Deirdre Sullivan

“Thank goodness for the first snow. It was a reminder–no matter how old you became and how much you’d seen–things could still be new if you were willing to believe they still mattered.” ― Candace Bushnell

“Snow flurries began to fall and they swirled around people’s legs like house cats. It was magical, this snow globe world.” ― Sarah Addison Allen

“Snow creates that quality of awe in the face of a power greater than ours. It epitomises the aesthetic notion of the sublime, in which greatness and beauty couple to overcome you—a small, frail human—entirely.” ― Katherine May

“I love you because no two snowflakes are alike, and it is possible, if you stand tippy-toe, to walk between the raindrops.” — Nikki Giovanni

“Even if you took it as cascading snowy mountains, it was not a cool snow-white. The cold of the snow and its warm color made a kind of music.” ― Yasunari Kawabata

“I love snow for the same reason I love Christmas. It brings people together whilst time stands still.” ― Rachel Cohn

“Snow falling soundlessly in the middle of the night will always fill my heart with sweet clarity.” ― Novala Takemoto

“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” – Bill Watterson

Woman throwing snow in air with funny cold weather quotes by Bill Watterson

“In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was me in an invincible summer.” ― Albert Camus

“A snow day literally and figuratively falls from the sky unbidden and seems like a thing of wonder.” ― Susan Orlean

“The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event. You go to bed in one kind of world and wake up in another quite different.” ― J.B. Priestley

“Snowfall rouses your inner child to dream and play once more.” ― Angie Weiland-Crosby

“Powder snow skiing is not fun. It’s life, fully lived – life lived in a blaze of reality.” ― Dolores LaChapelle

“There’s just something beautiful about walking on snow that nobody else has walked on.” ― Carol Rifka Brunt

“When there’s snow on the ground, I like to pretend I’m walking on clouds.” ― Takayuki Ikkaku

Hiker on snowy trail with fun in the snow quotes by Ikkaku

“With every falling flake, a unique spark of interest falls from heaven.” ― P. Miller

“The snow began to fall again, drifting against the windows, politely begging entrance and then falling with disappointment to the ground.” ― Jamie McGuire

“The snow was endless, a heavy blanket on the outdoors; it had a way about it. A beauty. But I knew that, like many things, beauty could be deceiving.” ― Cambria Hebert

“It was the kind of snow that brought children running out their doors, made them turn their faces skyward, and spin in circles with their arms outstretched.” ― Eowyn Ivey

“At the winter solstice, the wind is cold, trees are bare, and all lies in stillness beneath blankets of snow.” – Gary Zukav

Hiker in the snow with winter solstice quotes by Zukav

“I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.'” — Lewis Carrol

“You are not a special snowflake.” ― Sophia Amoruso

“Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.” ― Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.” ― R. G. Daniels

“We writers – we’re the snowflakes of the literary world. We each have our own shape.” ― Alice Walker

“They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?” ― Terry Pratchett

Frozen lake with a funny snowflake quotes and sayings by Terry Pratchett

“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!” ― Robyn Schneider

“We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.” ― Lewis Black

“No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.” ― Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

“Snowflakes are one of nature‘s most fragile things, but just look what they can do when they stick together.” — Vesta M. Kelly

“It’s New York, people. It’s winter. We get snow. If you aren’t prepared to deal with it, move to Miami.” — Kelley Armstrong

“A snow day literally and figuratively falls from the sky—unbidden—and seems like a thing of wonder.” — Susan Orlean

“Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful. And since we’ve no place to go, Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!” — Sammy Cahn

“It is the life of the crystal, the architect of the flake, the fire of the frost, the soul of the sunbeam. This crisp winter air is full of it.” — John Burnside

“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” ― Markus Zusak

Frosty tree with funny snow day quotes by Markus Zusak

“Is it snowing where you are? All the world that I see from my tower is draped in white and the flakes are coming down as big as pop-corns.” — Jean Webster

“…I am staring at the view out of the window, which is like a giant snow globe. Someone has shaken my world and I’m watching as it rearranges itself.” — Mae Leveson

“You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.” ― Chuck Palahniuk

“I was watching souls going down into the abyss as thick and fast as snowflakes falling in the winter mist.” ― Benedict Joseph Labre

“No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place.” – Zen Proverb

Snow pile and snowy trees with short snowflake quotes for Instagram on top

“Snowflakes fascinate me… Millions of them falling gently to the ground… And they say that no two of them are alike! Each one completely different from all the others… The last of the rugged individualists!” ― Charles M. Schulz

“Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think we might all learn a lesson from how this utterly unique and exquisite crystal turns into an ordinary, boring molecule of water just like every other one when you bring it into the classroom. And now, while the analogy sinks in, I will be leaving you drips and going outside…” ― Bill Watterson

Short Funny Quotes on Snow

Check out these short funny quotes on snow. You might also want to check out our lists of Short Winter Quotes, Funny Short Quotes and Best Short Quotes.

“Like my father, I am a snow person.” ― Charlie English

“When snow falls, nature listens.” ― Antoinette Van Kleeff

“Snow is the truth only when it’s snowing.” ― Marty Rubin

“The snow fell as softly as a poet’s tears.” ― Kevin Ansbro

“Let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me anyway.” — Elsa from Frozen

Hiker on snowy trail with short funny quotes on snow by Elsa

“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” ― Roger Ebert

“Kindness is like snow. It beautifies everything it covers.” — Kahlil Gibran

“We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt.” ― Walter Scott

“Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood.” ― Andy Goldsworthy

“I confess, I hope she does not hurry. It is good to be alone in the snow.” ― Pierce Brown

“Do you want to build a snowman?” — Anna from Frozen

Snowman with snow day quotes from Frozen

“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.” ― Neil Hilborn

“Every Autumn now my thoughts return to snow. Snow is something I identify myself with.” ― Charlie English

“Close your eyes. Hear the silent snow. Listen to your soul speak.” ― Adrienne Posey

“I know now, I know a little more how much a simple thing like a snowfall can mean to a person.” ― Sylvia Plath

“The first snow is like the first love.” — Lara Biyuts

“Nothing burns like the cold.” ― George R. R. Martin

“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” ― Bill Watterson

“What good is the warm of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” ― John Steinbeck

“To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” ― Aristotle

Hiker on snowy trail with cute funny quotes about snow by Arisotle

“The snow doesn’t give a soft white damn whom it touches.” ― E.E. Cummings

“If snow melts down to water, does it still remember being snow?” — Jennifer McMahon

“Don’t complain about the snow on your neighbour’s roof when your doorstep is unclean.” — Confucius

“The majority of boys think the highest form of creativity is weeing a pattern into snow.” — Beth Garrod

“The snow did not even whisper its way to earth, but seemed to salt the night with silence.” — Dean Koontz

“Snow in April is abominable, said Anne. Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.” — L.M. Montgomery

“Snow brings a special quality with it, the power to stop life as you know it dead in its tracks.” ― Nancy Hatch Woodward

Snowy trees by a river with funny snow day quotes by Nancy Woodward

“Nothing is as tedious as the limping days, when snowdrifts yearly cover all the ways.” — Charles Baudelaire

“Snow always makes me think of ice-cream. Glaciers look like where it’s dribbled.” — Jane Wilson-Howarth

Funny Snow Sayings

Check out these funny snow sayings that we don’t know who said first. You might also like our overall list of Funny Sayings.

  • “Snowflakes are kisses from heaven.”
  • “No snowflake ever fell in the wrong place.”
  • “Everything is magical when the snow is softly falling.”
  • “Snowflakes are snow angels blowing kisses from heaven.”
  • “We are like snowflakes, all different in our beautiful way.”
  • “Grandchildren are like snowflakes, each wonderfully unique.”
  • “A snowflake is winter’s butterfly.”
Piles of snow with funny snow sayings on top
  • “No one is sure who said these popular snowflake sayings first.”
  • “Good friends are like snowflakes—all different and all beautiful.”
  • “Remember our souls are like snowflakes, all different and beautiful.”
  • “When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.”
  • “Advice from a snowflake: Keep your cool, take time to chill, Always sparkle, celebrate your uniqueness, know it’s OK to be a little flakey!”
  • “Snow excited!”
  • “Say freeze!”
  • “Brrrrring on the snow.”
  • “Ice to see you!”
  • “I can’t feel my toes!”
  • “Feeling frosty.”
Person walking on snow trail in front on mountain with a short funny captions for snow that reads feeling frosty

So that’s our list! We hope we were able to help you find the best funny quote about snow.

If you like funny quotes and sayings, you should also check out our lists of Funny Good Morning QuotesFunny Love QuotesFunny Work QuotesFunny Quotes of the DayFunny Quotes About Life and Funny Inspirational Quotes

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Laynni Locke

Laynni Locke

Laynni has been sharing her travel adventures and day-to-day life on Routinely Nomadic social media for over 15 years and appreciates the importance of finding the perfect quote or caption to showcase those experiences. Putting her extensive writing and education background to good use, Laynni has become passionate about researching and curating comprehensive lists of all the best quotes and captions for every occasion.

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