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100 Best Funny Sunday Quotes

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Sunday is the best day of the week. It is the day to relax and gear up for the start of another week. We think that when it comes to Sunday quotes, funny ones are the best. Here are some funny Sunday quotes to lighten your mood before heading into the work week. These funny quotes on Sunday include short Sunday funny quotes, funny Sunday morning quotes, funny happy Sunday quotes, funny lazy Sunday quotes, funny Sunday motivation, sarcastic Sunday quotes and sayings, Sunday fun quotes, funny new day quotes on Sunday, funny weekend quotes, and funny Sunday sayings.

If you need a pick-me-up or just want a few laughs, these funny Sunday quotes can help. Here, you will also find the best funny Sunday images.

If you like funny quotes for the days of the week, you should also head over to our lists of Funny Monday Quotes, Funny Tuesday Quotes, Funny Wednesday Quotes, Funny Thursday Quotes, Funny Friday Quotes, and Funny Saturday Quotes.

You might also like our list of Perfect Sunday Quotes

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Funny Sunday Quotes

Here are some funny Sunday quotes to finish your week with a chuckle. And if you like funny quotes, you should check out our lists of Funny Love QuotesFunny Life QuotesFunny Short QuotesFunny Good Morning QuotesFunny Quotes of the Day, Funny Teamwork Quotes and Funny Inspirational Quotes.

“Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it’s even begun.” ― Catherine McCormack

“Sundays are like confetti floating in the air in slow motion, in the evening they reach the ground and you hope a bit of wind could blow on them so they could fly a bit longer.” ― Alain Bremond-Torrent

“SUNDAY – The day I planned a lot but did nothing.” ― Lovely Goyal

“Sundays tend to be a day where just I do nothing but visit people. It’s kind of like trick-or-treating.” ― Chuck Palahniuk

“The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible.” ― Mark Morris

Mountains with funny Sunday Quotes by Mark Morris

“It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people do what they enjoy most in those two days. Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturdays and Sundays. Make every day for your weekend. Make every day a play-day…” ― James A. Murphy

“Sunday! A family day with a touch of weekend thrown in for good measure.” ― Anthony T. Hincks

“Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest! D.S.” ― Mixell

“Sunday is the day when I prepare for the week ahead by making improbable To-Do lists and browsing Pinterest for ideas on how to decorate my imaginary mansion.” ― Nanea Hoffman

“Sunday just came down like a nine-pound hammer … it was tainted with the closing-in feeling of the loss of freedom. Because after the sun went down, it came back up on Monday morning. And you had to go to work five more days. And it sucked.” ― Larry Brown

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” – Will Rogers

Person looking at sunset with short funny quotes of the day by Rogers

“Sunday on the beach, having sea shells in the pocket, sand in the shoes, was the day to refuel our souls and be grateful to the blessings.” ― Ejump

“Is there any place on Earth that smells better than a laundromat? It’s like a rainy Sunday when you don’t have to get out from under your covers, or like lying back on the grass your father’s just mowed – comfort food for your nose.” ― Jodi Picoult

Short Sunday Funny Quotes

Laugh your way through the week with these short Sunday funny quotes. Also check out our lists of Best Short Quotes and Funny Short Quotes.

“Poetry is truth in its Sunday clothes.” ― Philibert Joseph Roux

“Time flows in a strange way on Sundays.” ― Haruki Murakami

“Sunday, the day for the language of leisure.” ― Elfriede Jelinek

Person paddleboarding with short Sunday funny quotes by Jelinek

“May your Sunday be full of fun and laughter.” ― Kate Summers

“I’m easy like Sunday morning.” ― Commodores

“How I long for the day to come when Sunday is every day of the week.” ― Byron Pulsifer

“Feeling blessed, never stressed. Got that sunshine on my Sunday best.” ― Surfaces

“Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” ― Joseph Addison

“This weekend don’t think about Monday, it will come soon enough.” – Robert Rivers

Volcano and clouds with weekend quotes by Robert Rivers

“It was the kind of Sunday to make one ache for Monday morning.” ― Joan Didion

“Ah, Sunday, the day of rest… now THAT’S something to be thankful for!” ― Aaron P. Taylor

“Why is Sunday a day of rest because it is different than all the rest.” ― Byron Pulsifer

Funny Sunday Morning Quotes

Check out these funny Sunday morning quotes. Pick your favorite Sunday morning funny quotes, then head to our list of Sunday Morning Quotes. And if you like early mornings, you might also like our lists of Inspirational Morning Quotes, Good Morning Quotes, Good Morning Love Quotes and Funny Good Morning Quotes.

“Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week.” ― Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“Without Sunday, I wouldn’t know when to put on the brakes of a hurtling life.” ― Byron Pulsifer

“Sunday is my favorite day.” ― Emma Caulfield

“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” ― Tony Smite

“I hate mornings, they start so early.” — Janet Evanovich

Sunrise over the hills with short good Sunday morning funny quotes by Evanovich

“Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird.” ― Kurt Cobain

“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” — Benjamin Franklin

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook

“Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke.’ Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.” — Gehenna Toss

“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” — Jim Davis

“I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” — Jarod Kintz

“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black

“I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.” – Terri Guillemets

Sunrise over river with good morning funny quotes for today

“When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” — Crystal Woods

“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” — Ursula Le Guin

“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” — Dorothy Parker

“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” — James Marsden

“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” ― Rachel Caine

Funny Happy Sunday Quotes

These funny happy Sunday quotes will make you smile. You can also check out our list of Short Happy Quotes.

“Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon.” ― A.D. Posey

“Simplicity makes me happy.” ― Alicia Keys

“The only thing that will make you happy is being happy with who you are.” ― Goldie Hawn

“The truly wise and happy are never rushed.” ― Maxime Lagacé

“Be happy. It really annoys negative people.” ― Ricky Gervais

Person jumping with funny happy Sunday quotes by Gervais

“The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it’s all that matters.” ― Audrey Hepburn

“Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.” ― Omar Khayyam

“To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others.” ― Albert Camus

“I’d far rather be happy than right any day.” ― Douglas Adams

“Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.” ― Anne Frank

“If you want to be happy, be.” ― Leo Tolstoy

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” ― Benjamin Franklin

Someone floating in the ocean with funny and short happy quotes by Benjamin Franklin

“Do not set aside your happiness. Do not wait to be happy in the future. The best time to be happy is always now.” ― Roy T. Bennett

“The mere sense of living is joy enough.” ― Emily Dickinson

“One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.” ― Rita Mae Brown

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” ― Oscar Wilde

Funny Lazy Sunday Quotes

Brighten up your day with these funny lazy Sunday quotes.

“Well, there’s nothing better than putting your feet up on a Sunday afternoon and grabbing a good book.” ― Chris Klein

“The frantic pace of life is only interrupted by the quietness of Sunday.” ― Byron Pulsifer

“You know what Sunday is, and it’s a day with a lot of potential for naps.” ― Polly Horvath

“The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible.” – Mark Morris

Person with raised arms with funny lazy Sunday quotes by Morris

“You can’t teach people to be lazy – either they have it, or they don’t.” ― Dagwood Bumstead

“Towards evening the lazy person begins to get busy.” ― German Proverb

“The only time a lazy man ever succeeds is when he tries to do nothing.” ― Evan Esar

“Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.” ― Jimmy Lyons

“Cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend.” – Amy Krouse Rosenthal

Sunset on lake with fun weekend quotes by Amy Rosenthal

“Lazy Sunday Rule: if you spill water, it will eventually dry.”

“True Sunday laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.”

“I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.”

Funny Sunday Motivation

This list of funny Sunday motivation quotes will make you laugh a little. Check out our list of Funny Inspirational Quotes for more.

“Sunday is like this entertainment scrum for me because I’ve only got a day, one day of fun. So I want to have brunch, and I want to see a movie, and I want to watch ‘Game of Thrones,’ and I’m trying to watch ‘The Sopranos’ from the beginning, and I want to play four hours of video games. So, it’s, like, as disciplined as my work life.” ― Aisha Tyler

“Have a great Sunday! Experience life in all possible ways: good-bad, bitter-sweet, dark-light, summer-winter. Experience all the dualities. Don’t be afraid of experience, because the more experience you have, the more mature you become.” ― Osho

“We need the spirit of Sunday carried over to Monday and continued until Saturday.” – Edward McKendree Bounds

Sunset over the lake with funny inspirational Sunday quotes by Bounds

“Sunday is a day to clear the mind of all that has transpired the week before.” ― Byron Pulsifer

“Do or do not. There is no try.” ― Yoda

“People can be great competitors on Sunday and mates on Monday.” ― Casey Stoner

“The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.” ― Art Rooney

“Don’t underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” ― Winnie the Pooh

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” ― A. A. Milne

Sunrise and clouds with Funny Sunday motivation quotes by Milne

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” ― Charlie Chaplin

“Nothing is impossible. The word itself says “I’m possible!”” ― Audrey Hepburn

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” — Zig Ziglar

“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.” ― Yogi Berra

“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” — Robin Williams

Sarcastic Sunday Quotes and Sayings

These sarcastic Sunday quotes and sayings will put a smile on your face.

“Do not let Sunday be taken from you. If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.” ― Albert Schweitzer

“Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.” — Fred Allen

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” ― Steven Wright

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” ― Robin Williams

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” ― Ashleigh Brilliant

Person walking on beach with sarcastic Sunday quotes and sayings

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” ― Joan Crawford

“If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.” ― Lawrence Ferlinghetti

“I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.” ― Sarah Rees Brennan

“I became insane with long periods intervals of horrible sanity.” ― Edgar Allen Poe

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” ― Drew Carey

“Sunday just came down like a nine-pound hammer … it was tainted with the closing-in feeling of the loss of freedom. Because after the sun went down, it came back up on Monday morning. And you had to go to work five more days. And it sucked.” ― Larry Brown

Sunday Fun Quotes

Choose your favorite Sunday fun quotes from the list below.

“I try not to work too many Sundays. At least on Sunday nights, I try to chill out a little bit. I call it Sunday Funday.” ― Miley Cyrus

“Out with my Sunday Funday crew.”

“Sunday Funday vibes only.”

Rock arch by ocean with Sunday fun quotes

“Who’s ready for Sunday gotta-make-this-count-the-weekend’s-almost-over Funday?”

“And let us never forget the best day of the week: Sunday Funday.”

“My definition of Sunday Funday is do nothing and chill.”

“On Sunday Fundays, we wear our cozy pants.”

“Ain’t got time for lazy Sunday when I have Sunday Funday.”

Mountains at sunset with Sunday Funday quotes

“I decided to be the person who has Sunday Funday rather than the Sunday scaries.”

“Sunday’s a Funday until you realize tomorrow’s Monday.”

“Time to Sunday Funday.”

“Sundays are meant to be fun days.”

Funny New Day Quotes on Sunday

Check out these funny new day quotes on Sunday. See our full list of New Day Quotes for more.

“The beginning is the most important part of the work.” ― Plato

“Every day is new. It’s just a new day. I look at six hours at a time.” ― Wiz Khalifa

“Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.” ― Brad Paisley

“Today is a new day. Even if you were wrong yesterday, you can get it right today.” ― Dwight Howard

Yellow flowers and sunset with funny new day quotes for Sunday by Howard

“Isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day, with no mistakes in it yet?” ― L.M. Montgomery

“Every day brings you a chance to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes and dance.” ― Oprah Winfrey

“Each new day has a different shape to it. You just roll with it.” ― Ben Zobrist

“Man starts over again every new day, in spite of all he knows, despite all he knows.” ― Emil Cioran

“If you’re not getting it perfect, life is still going to go around. The world still turns. It’s going to be OK. Tomorrow is a new day.” ― Katy Mixon

Every new day begins with possibilities.” – Ronald Reagan

Fisherman at sunrise with inspirational new day quotes by Ronald Reagan

“My grandmother lived to 104 years old, and part of her success was she woke up every morning to a brand new day.” ― George Takei

“Every day is a new day. It is better to be lucky. But I would rather be exact. Then, when luck comes, you are ready.” ― Ernest Hemingway

“Everyone has highs and lows that they have to learn from, but, every morning, I start off with a good head on my shoulders, saying to myself, it’s going to be a good day!” ― Lindsay Lohan

Funny Weekend Quotes

Make your weekend great with these funny weekend quotes chosen from our full list of Best Weekend Quotes. You might also like our lists of Funny Friday Quotes, Funny Saturday Quotes and Funny Monday Quotes.

“Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.” — Richard Rorty

“Without the weekend, where would the week be?” — Anthony T. Hincks

“Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.” — Bo Bennett

“Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football.” — S.A. Sachs

“This weekend don’t think about Monday, it will come soon enough.” — Robert Rivers

“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.” — John Shirley

Pink clouds with funny weekend quotes by John Shirley

“Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.” — Florence Welch

“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” — Bill Watterson

“Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.” — Zenna Schaffer

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“There are 365 days and 52 weekends in a year. Even if you are short on time off, you can still take weekend getaways. Does that count as a vacation? Of course it does.” — Anita Kaltenbaugh

“Oh, my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days.” — Charmaine J. Forde

Hiker looking at view iwth funny Saturday quotes by Forde

“Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.” — Casey Stengel

“No weekend, all weakened.” ― Toba Beta

“Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?” — Nitya Prakash

“Weekends welcome warriors for social fun that starts on Friday.” — David Chiles

“Someday is not a day of the week.” — Denise Brennan-Nelson

“All days from the week are typical, that’s all… nothing less, nothing more.” ― Deyth Banger

“The week is full of rainbow fruit.” ― Anthony T. Hincks

“There aren’t enough days in the weekend.” — Rod Schmidt

Hiker on trail with cute Friday Funny quotes by Schmidt

“If they want to learn how to live life right they ought to study me on Saturday night.” — Maya Angelou

“There are…just two kinds of girls. Those who go downtown Saturday nights, and those who don’t.” — Edna Ferber

“I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday.” — Chip Gaines

Sunday Funny Quotes of the Day

If you like these funny quotes for each day of the week check out our list of Funny Quotes of the Day.

“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” – Ella Woodward

“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.” – Julio Alexi Genao

“The best weeks start on Monday.” – Nice Peter

“Every day is Monday…. till Friday.” – Viktor Volksprater

Highway and clouds with short Monday funny quotes by Volksprater

“Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” – Andrea L’Artiste

“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays!” – John Wagner

“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.” – Steven Wright

“Today I am doing better than yesterday, and tomorrow I hope to be doing better than I am today. And two days from now? Well, that’s a Monday, so I’ll be feeling shitty.” ― Jarod Kintz

“It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.” – George Weah

Person by ocean with funny Tuesday quotes for work by Weah

“Why does winter feel like one big Tuesday?” – Todd Stocker

“Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week.” – Emily P. Freeman

“A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” – Demetri Martin

“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” – Lee Fox Williams

Ocean and cliffs with funny motivational Wednesday quotes by Williams

“I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.” – April Winchell

“Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long” – Nicci French

“It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” ― Amy Neftzger

Country landscape with funny motivational Friday quotes by Neftzger

“Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.” – Nanea Hoffman

“Oh, my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days.” – Charmaine J. Forde

Funny Sunday Sayings

Have a laugh at these funny Sunday sayings.  These funny sayings about Sunday will help you get through the day. You might also like our list of Funny Sayings.

“Sunday checklist: Do nothing and chill.”

“On Sundays, my coffee is recreational.”

“God is not a Sunday plumber – he’s always available…”

“Smonday: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”

“Sundays are made for sipping rosé with the besties.”

“If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine & yoga pants you’re doing it wrong.”

Ocean with funny Sunday sayings

“This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.”

“A person and their bed on a Sunday is an endless love affair.”

“Brunch so hard, mimosas wanna find me.”

“If I don’t move, maybe Monday won’t be able to see me.”

“There’s no better feeling than waking up and realizing you can go back to sleep.”

“Sunday?! But, I wasn’t done with Saturday yet…”

So there you have it! We hope you found the best funny quote for Sunday you were looking for.

If you like days of the week quotes, you can also check out our lists of Monday QuotesTuesday QuotesWednesday Quotes , Thursday QuotesFriday QuotesSaturday Quotes and Sunday Quotes.

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