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Funny Thanksgiving Captions for 2023

Thanksgiving is a time for family, eating too much and watching football. It is all about being thankful but also there are also moments that call for a funny caption on Thanksgiving for that amusing pic. We have scoured the internet for the best funny Thanksgiving captions including funny Thanksgiving Instagram captions, funny Thanksgiving puns, short and funny captions about Thanksgiving, funny turkey captions, funny thankful captions, funny pumpkin captions, funny fall captions, short funny Thanksgiving quotes for Instagram and funny quotes about Thanksgiving day for Instagram.

So take the time to relax, let the turkey digest and enjoy these funny captions for Thanksgiving.

You might also want to check out our other lists of quotes, sayings and captions for Thanksgiving: Funny Thanksgiving Quotes, Short Thanksgiving Quotes, Thanksgiving Quotes for Family, Thanksgiving Sayings, Thanksgiving Wishes, and Thanksgiving Captions.

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Funny Thanksgiving Captions

We love these funny Thanksgiving captions which sum up all the amusing chaos of Thanksgiving. If you like amusing captions head to our list of Funny Captions for more.

This wine pairs well with a crazy family

Here’s the one photo we got before the food coma hit…

Casse-rollin’ with the fam!

Birds of a feather flock together

Happy Piesgiving, folks!

Top of a pumpkin and funny Thanksgiving captions that says happy piesgiving folks!

Official occupation: couch potato

Is butter(ball) a carb?

Hit me, gravy, one more time

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater

All you knead is love — and pumpkin pie

Fifty shades of gravy

We go together like turkey and cranberries

Bowl of cranberries with a funny Thanksgiving captions that says we go together like turkey and cranberries

More rolls? You butter believe it

Can’t nobody tell me stuffin’

Family, turkey, and football — oh my!

Funny Thanksgiving Instagram Captions

If you are looking for a caption for your next post, this is the section for you. Check out these funny Thanksgiving captions for Instagram.

Turkey and wine and I’m feeling fine

Candle, apples and a gourd with funny Thanksgiving Instagram captions that says turkey and wine and I'm feeling fine.

I cran and I will go back for seconds

Nobody puts gravy in the corner

Winner, winner, turkey dinner

I can’t eat another bite. Oh look, pie!

It doesn’t get any butter than this

Gobble ’til you wobble

Give thanks and pass the mashed potatoes

It’s all gravy, baby

Stop, drop, and pass the rolls

You call it chaos. We call it family.

Thanksgiving: A time to count blessings, not carbs

Funny Thanksgiving Puns

Some people can’t resist a pun. If that’s you, then you will love this list of funny Thanksgiving puns for Instagram.

Because you know I’m all about that baste

Gourd times

Talk turkey to me

Zero plucks given

What a cluster pluck

Pie plucking love this holiday

Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about

Thanksgiving is plucking awesome

Thanksgiving decorations on a table and funny Thanksgiving puns that says Thanksgiving is plucking awesome

I yam what I yam

Oh my gourd-ness, I love Thanksgiving

And they lived apple-y ever after

My gobble-let overfloweth

Let the gourd times roll

Short and Funny Thanksgiving Captions

Sometimes you want something short and sweet which brings us to this list of short funny Thanksgiving captions. Check out our list of Short Captions for more.

They whine. I wine.

The gravy train

B-autumns up

Easy as pie!

Let’s get basted!

Table full of food and decorations with short and funny Thanksgiving captions that ways Let's get basted!

Eat, drink, and cranberry

Thanksgiving indulging

Happy Winesgiving

Eat hard, nap harder

Funny Turkey Captions

Let’s face it, Thanksgiving is all about the turkey. Enjoy these funny turkey captions.

Current status: stuffed like a turkey

It’s turkey time!

Because you know I’m all about that baste

Let’s talk turkey

Dinner table with funny turkey captions that says let's talk turkey

We go together like turkey and gravy

Fitness? More like fitness whole turkey in my mouth

Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey

Talk turkey to me

Touchdowns, tailgates, and turkey

Family, turkey, and football — oh my!

Funny Thankful Captions

We love these funny thankful captions that mesh the importance of being thankful on Thanksgiving with humor.

Thankful for elastic waistbands

Thankful. Grateful. Blessed.

Eat, drink, and be thankful

Wine glass with funny Thankful captions that says eat, drink and be thankful

Thankful today and every day

Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed

I’m thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do

Thankful for friends that turned into family

A happy heart is a thankful heart

Not to be corny, but I’m feeling thankful

Funny Pumpkin Captions

You can’t have Thanksgiving without pumpkins. These are the best funny pumpkin captions from our list of Perfect Pumpkin Captions and Pumpkin Patch Captions.

Cutest pumpkins in the patch

Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes

I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like

two pumpkins on a hay bale with pumkin captions that reads I've never met a pumpkin I didn't like

Gourd out of my mind

There’s a new pumpkin in the patch!

Give ’em pumpkin to talk about

Go big or gourd home

Pure pumpkin goodness

I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin

You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!

At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice

A pumpkin and a coffee cup with a pumpkin spice captions that reads AT this point my blood type is pumpkin spice

Gourd your loins!

I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!

Autumn skies and pumpkin pies

Pumpkin season has begun

Autumn leaves and pumpkins please

Easy as pumpkin pie

Pumpkin is the spice of life

Pumpkin spice and chill

Funny Fall Captions

Fall and Thanksgiving go hand in hand. Check out our favorite funny fall captions from our list of Perfect Fall Captions and Funny Fall Captions.

I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall

Leaves are falling, autumn is calling

Meet me under the falling leaves

Falling fall leaves with a falling leaves caption that reads meeting me under the falling leaves

Long sleeves and autumn leaves

The only thing getting lit this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle

In an autumn state of mind

Oh my gourd I love fall

I never want to leaf this beautiful place

I love fall from the bautumn of my heart

Don’t stop be-leafing

Four red canadian leaves held in a hand with a funny fall captions that reads don't stop be-leafing

Never fear, pumpkin-flavored everything is here!

My favorite color is autumn

Orange is the new black

Don’t even chai to say you love fall more than me

Orange you glad it’s fall?

Funny November Captions

Check out these funny November captions and head to our list of November Quotes and Captions for more.

Well hello there November

It’s November so I’m off enjoying fall

The trees are standing all sticks and bones.

It’s November – Time to be thankful

Fall trees reflected in lake with November captions

Hello, November!

Please be good to me, November

November comes and November goes, with the last red berries and the first white snows

November is the time to have an attitude of gratitude

November…Chapter 11

November: Cardigans. Moccasins. Flannel Shirts. Big Sweaters. Scarves. Pumpkin. Leaves. Cool nights.

Life is better in November

Short Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for Instagram

If you are looking for a funny caption for your next post that your followers will love check out this list of short funny Thanksgiving quotes for Instagram. They are from our list of the Best Funny Thanksgiving Quotes and Short Thanksgiving Quotes.

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” —Kevin James

“It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.” —Phyllis Diller

“Here I am, 5 o’clock in the morning, stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt.” – Rosanne in Rosanne

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” —Erma Bombeck

Orange Pumpkins in a row with short funny Thanksgiving Quotes for Instagram by Erma Bombeck

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” —Jim Davis

“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.”—Rita Rudner

“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.”—Jay Leno

“Coexistence: What the farmer does with the turkey—until Thanksgiving.”—Mike Connolly

“If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken.”—Ina Garten

“Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftover in aluminum foil and throw them out.”—Nicole Hollander

“Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life.” —Lindsey Bareham

“Pie makes everybody happy.”—Laurie Halse Anderson

“It’s Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together!”—Rachel Green, Friends

“I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.”—Charlie Brown

“Overeating at Thanksgiving is a case in point. It’s a national tradition.” – Eric Samuel Timm

“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”—Kin Hubbard

Someone carving a turkey with short funny thanksgiving quotes for Instagram by Kin Hubbard

“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.”—Oscar Wilde

“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”—George Bernard Shaw

“Of all of the food filled holidays, Thanksgiving reigns king in the United States.” – Gia Scott

“People who love to eat are always the best people.” – Julia Child

“On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.”—William Jennings Bryan

“Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.” – P.J. O’Rourke

“When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.” – Willie Nelson

Funny Quotes about Thanksgiving Day for Instagram

Use these funny quotes about Thanksgiving Day as a caption for your next post about your hilarious Thanksgiving day.

“Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas; a dead bird in the street that forced a brief detour.” – Augusten Burroughs

“The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?” —Jim Gaffigan

“Thanksgiving—when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook.” – Melanie White

“I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults’ table. That’s ’cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.” —Andre Kelley

“Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” – Stephen Colbert

“For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.”—Andy Borowitz

“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” – Irv Kupcinet

Piles of gourds with a funny quotes about Thanksgiving by Irv Kupcinet

“The funny thing about Thanksgiving ,or any big meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it then go home and cook, chop, braise and blanch. Then it’s gone in 20 minutes and everybody lies around sort of in a sugar coma and then it takes 4 hours to clean it up.” – Ted Allen

“I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.” – Damien Fahey

“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.”—Stephen Colbert

“It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour.” – Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

“Hope my relatives are getting along with the professional line sitter I hired to hold my place at the front of the Thanksgiving food line.” —John Lyon

“Thanksgiving – fall’s finale. Best damn holiday of the year in my worldly estimation.” – Carew Papritz

Fall leaves

“There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.” – O. Henry

“What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?” – Erma Bombeck

“Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.” —Melanie White

“Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.”—Michael Dresser

“Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence.” —Erma Bombeck

Table with fall decorations and a funny Thanksgiving quotes for a smile by Erma Bombeck

“A new survey found that 80 percent of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear them consider saying ‘that smells good’ to be helping.”—Jimmy Fallon

“I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.”—Damien Fahey

“I love Thanksgiving because it is a holiday centered around food and family, two things that are of utmost importance to me.” – Marcus Samuelsson

“‘So what do we do?’ We do what all families do. Grin, bear it, and pass the mashed potatoes.” – Heather Brewer, Eleventh Grade Burns

Funny Thanksgiving Sayings

Here are a few of our favorite funny sayings from our list of Thanksgiving Sayings. If you like these head to our list of Funny Sayings for more.

“November is the time to be thankful, a time to remember and to embrace those who enrich our lives.”

“Give thanks for a little and you’ll find a lot.”

“Let our hearts be full of both “Thanks” and “Giving”!”

“It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds.”

A piece of pumpkin pie and funny Thanksgiving sayings

“May the wishbone snap in your favor this Thanksgiving.”

“It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.”

“Thanksgiving is a lot like Christmas, except you don’t get any presents for holding in your familial rage.”

“We’re thankful for football, recliners, and elastic waistbands.”

“Thanksgiving. Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863.”

“There’s always something to be thankful for on Thanksgiving. Even if it’s just not being a turkey.”

Someone holding a yellow leaf and funny Thanksgiving sayings

“Eat – Watch Football – Eat – Repeat.”

“Eat, Drink, and be Thankful!”

“Leftovers are for quitters.”

I hope you found the perfect funny Thanksgiving caption for your next post or great Thanksgiving pic.

And for when Christmas rolls around we have a list of Funny Christmas Quotes, Funny Christmas Captions, Perfect Christmas Captions, Short Christmas Quotes, Christmas Tree Quotes, Cute Christmas Quotes, Cute Christmas Captions, and Christmas Tree Captions that will get you in the holiday spirit.

Since December is almost here its time to check out our December Quotes and Sayings to welcome this most festive of months.

Let us know in the comments below if we missed any funny captions about Thanksgiving that should be added.

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Table full of food

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