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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes: 120 Funny Thanksgiving Sayings and Wishes

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Thanksgiving is full of good food, time with family and, of course, football. But it is also a time when it’s handy to have some funny Thanksgiving quotes and sayings to keep everything light. Be prepared and check out our list of the best funny quotes for Thanksgiving that we gathered from across the internet. They include short funny Thanksgiving quotes for Instagram, funny Happy Thanksgiving quotes and sayings, funny Thanksgiving sayings, funny Thanksgiving wishes, funny turkey quotes and sayings and funny Happy Turkey Day sayings.

Whether you are looking for funny quotes for Thanksgiving to tickle your funny bone, an amusing caption for your Thanksgiving post or pics or just to add some humor to your day you should find what you are looking for here.

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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Here are our favorite funny Thanksgiving quotes to give you a chuckle.

“I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” —Jon Stewart

“Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” —Johnny Carson

Table with decorations and funny Thanksgiving quotes by Johnny Carson

“I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.” —Kumail Nanjiani

“It’s like being at the kids’ table at Thanksgiving – you can put your elbows on it, you don’t have to talk politics… no matter how old I get, there’s always a part of me that’s sitting there.” – John Hughes

“Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas; a dead bird in the street that forced a brief detour.” – Augusten Burroughs

“When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.” –  Sam Lefkowitz

“The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?” —Jim Gaffigan

“Thanksgiving—when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook.” – Melanie White

“I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults’ table. That’s ’cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.” —Andre Kelley

“Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” – Stephen Colbert

Piece of pumpkin pie and a funny Thanksgiving quotes by Stephen Colbert

“Even though we’re a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.” —Richard Roeper

“If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch you must first invent the universe.”—Carl Sagan

“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.”—Stephen Colbert

“For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.”—Andy Borowitz

“I like football. I find it an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”—Craig Ferguson

“Thanksgiving – fall’s finale. Best damn holiday of the year in my worldly estimation.” – Carew Papritz

Fall leaves with funny quotes about Thanksgiving

“Archeologists 10,000 years from now will believe this was a sacred feast where gravy boats were worshipped.”—Just Bill

“But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie!” – Margaret Junkin Preston

“Thanksgiving offers us an annual pause from the pace of life return to places we do not often visit and gather with people we do not often see.” – Jay Milbrandt

“I always think it’s funny when Indians celebrate Thanksgiving. I mean, sure, the Indians and Pilgrims were best friends during the first Thanksgiving, but a few years later, the Pilgrims were shooting Indians. So I’m never quite sure why we eat Turkey like everybody else.” – Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian

“When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was the cat!” – David Letterman

“I dropped the turkey after rubbing olive oil all over it. I rinsed it off, rubbed the oil on again, and cooked it. Didn’t tell anybody for 10 years… I just told them last year. Oh well, it didn’t kill anybody or make them sick!” – Debbie K. Jefferson

Short Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for Instagram

If you are looking for a funny caption for your next post that your followers will love check out this list of short funny Thanksgiving quotes for Instagram. You might also like our list of Short Thanksgiving Quotes, Very Short Quotes and Short Fall Quotes for Instagram.

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” —Kevin James

“It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.” —Phyllis Diller

“Here I am, 5 o’clock in the morning, stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt.” – Rosanne in Rosanne

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” —Erma Bombeck

Orange Pumpkins in a row with short funny Thanksgiving Quotes for Instagram by Erma Bombeck

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” —Jim Davis

“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.”—Rita Rudner

“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.”—Jay Leno

“Coexistence: What the farmer does with the turkey—until Thanksgiving.”—Mike Connolly

“If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken.”—Ina Garten

“Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftover in aluminum foil and throw them out.”—Nicole Hollander

“Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life.” —Lindsey Bareham

“Pie makes everybody happy.”—Laurie Halse Anderson

“It’s Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together!”—Rachel Green, Friends

“I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.”—Charlie Brown

“Overeating at Thanksgiving is a case in point. It’s a national tradition.” – Eric Samuel Timm

“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”—Kin Hubbard

Someone carving a turkey with short funny thanksgiving quotes for Instagram by Kin Hubbard

“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.”—Oscar Wilde

“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”—George Bernard Shaw

“Of all of the food filled holidays, Thanksgiving reigns king in the United States.” – Gia Scott

“People who love to eat are always the best people.” – Julia Child

“On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.”—William Jennings Bryan

“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” —Irv Kupcinet

Piles of gourds with a funny quotes about Thanksgiving by Irv Kupcinet

“Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.” – P.J. O’Rourke

“My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.” – Phyllis Diller

“We began to view Thanksgiving as just another paid holiday.” – Shari MacDonald

“I know what I’m having for Thanksgiving and it ain’t turkey.” – Anthony T. Hincks

“When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.” – Willie Nelson

Cute Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

We love these cute funny Thanksgiving quotes for a smile.

“The funny thing about Thanksgiving ,or any big meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it then go home and cook, chop, braise and blanch. Then it’s gone in 20 minutes and everybody lies around sort of in a sugar coma and then it takes 4 hours to clean it up.” – Ted Allen

“I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.” – Damien Fahey

“It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour.” – Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

“Hope my relatives are getting along with the professional line sitter I hired to hold my place at the front of the Thanksgiving food line.” —John Lyon

“There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.” – O. Henry

“My fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving. I get the total decorating Christmas itch.” –  Katharine McPhee

“What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?” – Erma Bombeck

“Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.” —Melanie White

“Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence.” —Erma Bombeck

Table with fall decorations and a funny Thanksgiving quotes for a smile by Erma Bombeck

“I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that?” —Howie Mandel

“We’re having something different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.” —George Carlin

“Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.”—Michael Dresser

“A new survey found that 80 percent of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear them consider saying ‘that smells good’ to be helping.”—Jimmy Fallon

“I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.”—Damien Fahey

“You know that just before the first Thanksgiving there was one wise old Native American woman saying, “Don’t feed them. If you feed them, they’ll never leave.”—Dylan Brody

Pumpkin on a table and a funny thanksgiving quotes for a smile by Dylan Brody

“I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.”—Robert Brault

“I love Thanksgiving because it is a holiday centered around food and family, two things that are of utmost importance to me.” – Marcus Samuelsson

“‘So what do we do?’ We do what all families do. Grin, bear it, and pass the mashed potatoes.” – Heather Brewer, Eleventh Grade Burns

Funny Happy Thanksgiving Quotes and Sayings

If you are looking for funny sayings for thanksgiving or funny Happy Thanksgiving quotes this section is for you.

“Turkey for the girls and Turkey for the boys. My favorite kind of pants are corduroys. Gobble gobble goo and Gobble gobble gickel. I wish turkey only cost a nickel. Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!” – Adam Sandler, The Thanksgiving Song

“Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you enjoy some moist turkey on your dinner table, and some juicy gossip around it.”

“May the wishbone snap in your favor this Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving!”

Flower and a pumpkin with a funny happy thanksgiving quotes and sayings

“A best friend is someone who lets you have the last piece of pumpkin pie. Happy Thanksgiving to you!”

“This Thanksgiving, my heart is bursting with gratitude, and my pants are bursting with several helpings of mashed potatoes.”

“This Thanksgiving, may your heart be as full as your belly.”

“I hope your Thanksgiving table is full of your favorite food and surrounded by your favorite people.”

“On this Thanksgiving day, let us be grateful that we were not born turkeys. Happy Thanksgiving!”

Funny Happy Thanksgiving Wishes

Here are a few funny Happy Thanksgiving wishes for the people in your life. Check out our list of Thanksgiving Wishes for more.

Happy Thanksgiving to someone who’s taught me how to not hate holidays.

If I got to choose how I spend Thanksgiving, I would spend my time with you: eating pumpkin pie straight from the pie pan from the grocery store and falling asleep on the couch. Happy Thanksgiving

Pumpkins spilling from containers with funny happy Thanksgiving wishes

Four hours for the turkey, two hours for the pie, and another three hours for the green bean casserole. Thanksgiving is all about hard work and using your time wisely. That’s why it’ll take me a thousand hours to lose the Thanksgiving weight! Have a Happy Thanksgiving

This year has been full of ups and downs. We’ve stood together on the peaks of high mountains, and the depths of low valleys. I’m so thankful to have been there with you for those times. Happy Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. You know how passionate I am about football: sweaty, attractive men rolling around on the grass together. Have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Promise me something on this special Thanksgiving: if you die in the Black Friday stampede, I’ll get to be the one to inherit your leftovers. Promise? Happy Thanksgiving!

“If I had a piece of pumpkin pie for every time I thanked my lucky stars for you, well… I’d have a whole pie!”

Piece of pie with cute wishes for Thanksgiving

Brightly colored leaves, an ornately laid out table filled with favorites, and the company of those we care about. This year, I am thankful for the opportunities to connect that this holiday brings. Hoping that your Thanksgiving brings all this and more.

Christmas is about presents. Easter is about chocolate. Valentine’s Day is about, well…nevermind. Happy Thanksgiving!

May your Thanksgiving travels be miserable enough to make spending time with family seem comparatively tolerable.

Wishing you all the joys of the season, including warmth when it is cold, support when it is needed, and the opportunity to stop and give thanks.

Sending you Thanksgiving wishes this year from many miles away.

This Thanksgiving, may your heart be as full as your belly.

pumpkins in a bowl on a table with funny thanksgiving wishes

You’re sweeter than pumpkin pie, sweet potato casserole, and apple cider all combined! I am the luckiest person in the world to have someone as delightful as you to celebrate Thanksgiving with. Wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving!

When we think about the Thanksgiving holiday, thoughts of turkey, dressing, and pumpkin pie fill our minds. However, as Thanksgiving draws near, my mind is filled with a year of reasons to be grateful. Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.

When I was a kid, I didn’t really understand Thanksgiving. All I knew was that I got to eat turkey! These past few years have shown me what this holiday is all about: being grateful for the wonderful people in our lives. Happy Thanksgiving!

Pies with funny happy Thanksgiving from our family to yours wishes

I hope your Thanksgiving table is full of your favorite food and surrounded by your favorite people.

I was going to wish you a Happy Turkey Day, but I didn’t want to use any fowl language.

Thanksgiving is here, and I cran-barely contain my excitement. Hope you have a great Turkey Day.

Funny Thanksgiving Messages

Use these funny Happy Thanksgiving message in any cards, emails or messages you are sending out this Thanksgiving.

May all the delightful attributes of the season be with you, a house filled with the delicious smells of your favorite foods, the Macy’s parade on television, and great conversations around the table.

Tomorrow we venture out to try and get the best deals of the season, fighting the crowds and participating in the madness. For today, however, we stop and give thanks for all the marvelous things we have in our lives. Happy Thanksgiving.

May the turkey leg be yours this Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving decorations with funny Thanksgiving messages

They say that Thanksgiving is the one day where we can gorge ourselves on food, go to sleep at eight in the evening, and ignore our family when they talk… Sounds about right.

The turkey is dressed and ready to go, your trimmings on the way. The football game is underway, and our loved ones are about to gather and express their gratitude. Happy Thanksgiving

Happy gobble gobble day. Eat up all that you can on this Thanksgiving, it’s a feast!

The only reason why I’m glad that thanksgiving comes once in a year is that good things should always be less or else we don’t value it! Glad that it’s here, Happy Thanksgiving to you!

Pumpkins with happy thanksgiving to your family from ours wishes

I hope you get a plump Turkey to fill you tummy with for this Thanksgiving Day. Enjoy the holiday to the fullest and have a quality time with the people who make your life worth thanking!

Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you enjoy some moist turkey on your dinner table, and some juicy gossip around it.

Funny Thanksgiving Sayings

Here are our favorite funny sayings about thanksgiving that no one quite knows who said first but still made us laugh. Check out our list of Thanksgiving Sayings for more.

“May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!”

“We may not have it all together, but together, we have it all.”

“It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.”

“There’s always something to be thankful for on Thanksgiving. Even if it’s just not being a turkey.”

Someone holding a yellow leaf and funny Thanksgiving sayings

“Thanksgiving: Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863.”

“Thanksgiving is a lot like Christmas, except you don’t get any presents for holding in your familial rage.”

“This is a reminder to set your scale back ten pounds this weekend.”

“It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds.”

A piece of pumpkin pie and funny Thanksgiving sayings

“May your pants stay stretchy, your glasses stay full, and your family avoid talking politics.”

“Leftovers are for quitters.”

Pumpkins with funny November sayings

“Cold hands, warm heart, can’t lose.”

“‘Tis the season to be freezing.”

“Easy as pumpkin pie”

“Eat, drink, and be thankful”

“Tea and fuzzy socks season”

“It’s too cold to dress cute.”

Funny Turkey Quotes and Sayings

The turkey is the star of Thanksgiving and here are some funny turkey quotes and funny turkey sayings.            

“May the turkey leg be yours this Thanksgiving.”

“Let’s talk turkey!”

Dinner table with funny turkey captions that says let's talk turkey

“It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it.” – Alistair Cooke

“It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with gourmet status.” – Russell Baker

“If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself.” —Mitch Hedberg

“Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.”—Tom Swyers

“Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shotgun going, Blam! Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?”—Kenny Rogerson

A roasted turkey with funny turkey quotes by kenny Rogerson

“Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries, has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.” —Ambrose Bierce

“You can’t have Thanksgiving without turkey. That’s like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas.”—Joey Tribbiani, Friends

“The turkey. The sweet potatoes. The stuffing. The pumpkin pie. Is there anything else we can agree so vehemently about? I don’t think so.” – Nora Ephron

“The Thankstini: A fun and delicious new novelty drink I invented. Cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube. Tastes just like a turkey dinner.” – Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother

Funny Happy Turkey Day Sayings

These funny Happy Turkey Day sayings are the best way to wish someone a Happy Thanksgiving.

“I was going to wish you a Happy Turkey Day, but I didn’t want to use any fowl language.”

Turkey decoration with a funny happy Turkey Day Sayings

“Thanksgiving is here, and I cran-barely contain my excitement. Hope you have a great Turkey Day.”

“Turkey Day is the moist wonderful time of the year.”

“May your Turkey Day be full of excitement… except for a couple of hours in there when you want to take a nap.”

“Hope your relatives stay relatively sober and relatively non-political this Turkey Day.”

Pumpkins with funny November turkey sayings

“Hope your Turkey Day is full of fun, food, family, and most importantly, football.”

Funny Thanksgiving Family Quotes

Here are a few of our favorites from our list of Thanksgiving Quotes for Family. Check out our lists of Funny Family Quotes, Short Family Quotes and Inspirational Family Quotes.

“Gratitude can transform common days into Thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings.” — William Arthur Ward

“For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.”—Andy Borowitz

“I like football. I find it an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”— Craig Ferguson

Turkey with funny Thanksgiving quotes on Family by Hebert

“I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.” — Damien Fahey

“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” — Oscar Wilde

“Hope my relatives are getting along with the professional line sitter I hired to hold my place at the front of the Thanksgiving food line.” — John Lyon

“Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.” — Melanie White

“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.” — Jerry Seinfeld

People around table with inspirational thankful quotes for family by Maxwell

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge

“It’s Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together!” — Rachel Green, Friends

“Family is a unique gift that needs to be appreciated and treasured, even when they’re driving you crazy. As much as they make you mad, interrupt you, annoy you, curse at you, try to control you, these are the people who know you the best and who love you.” — Jenna Morasca

“Family is not an important thing, it’s everything.” ― Michael J. Fox

Turkey with Thanksgiving quotes on Family by Hebert

“Nothing is better than going home to family and eating good food and relaxing.” ― Irina Shayk

“I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.” ― Barbara Bush

“If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.” — W. Clement Stone

Funny November Quotes

You can’t have Thanksgiving without it being November. Here are our favorites from our list of November Quotes.

“This is going to be a November to remember” ― Charmaine J. Forde

“We seldom think of November in terms of beauty or any other specially satisfying tribute. November is simply that interval between colorful and dark December. Then, nearly every year, come a few November days of clear, crisp weather that makes one wonder why November seldom gets its due. There is the November sky, clean of summer dust, blown clear this day of the urban smog that so often hazes autumn.” – Hal Borland

“In November, the smell of food is different. It is an orange smell. A squash and pumpkin smell. It tastes like cinnamon and can fill up a house in the morning, can pull everyone from bed in a fog. Food is better in November than any other time of the year.” – Cynthia Rylant

“Will you forgive me these November days?” – Anna Akhmatova

Fall trees reflected in lake with funny November quotes by Akhmatova

“In November, the trees are standing all sticks and bones. Without their leaves, how lovely they are, spreading their arms like dancers. They know it is time to be still.” – Cynthia Rylant

“This November there seems to be nothing to say.” – Anne Sexton

“November, n. The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.” – Ambrose Bierce

“November always seemed to me the Norway of the year.” – Emily Dickinson

“November is usually such a disagreeable month as if the year had suddenly found out that she was growing old and could do nothing but weep and fret over it. This year is growing old gracefully…just like a stately old lady who knows she can be charming even with gray hair and wrinkles. We’ve had lovely days and delicious twilights.” – L.M. Montgomery

Frosty morning with funny quotes about November weather

“In November, people are good to each other. They carry pies to each other’s homes and talk by crackling wood stoves, sipping mellow cider. They travel very far on a special November day just to share a meal with one another and to give thanks for their many blessings – for the food on their tables and the babies in their arms.” – Cynthia Rylant

“November. Crows are approaching, wounded leaves fall to the ground.” – Sir Kristian Goldmund Aumann

“How sad would be November if we had no knowledge of the spring.” – Edwin Way Teale

Icy lake with short November quotes by Teale

“November at its best—with a sort of delightful menace in the air.” – Anne Bosworth Greene

“The wind that makes music in November corn is in a hurry. The stalks hum, the loose husks whisk skyward in half-playing swirls, and the wind hurries on… A tree tries to argue, bare limbs waving, but there is no detaining the wind.” – Aldo Leopold

“The last seed falls from the sunflower, empty pond. The long awaited rattle of rain on rooftops. Thanksgiving Day.” – Michael P. Garofalo

Funny Thanksgiving Captions

These are our favorite funny Thanksgiving captions from our list of Funny Captions About Thanksgiving. You might also want to check out our full list of Perfect Thanksgiving Captions.

  • Turkey and wine and I’m feeling fine
  • Let’s get basted
  • Gobble ’til you wobble
  • Thanksgiving: A time to count blessings, not carbs
Thanksgiving table decorations with a clever Thanksgiving captions that says Thanksgiving: a time to count blessing, not carbs
  • Current status: stuffed like a turkey
  • This wine pairs well with a crazy family
  • Here’s the one photo we got before the food coma hit…
  • It’s all gravy, baby
  • Eat, drink, and be thankful
Pumpkins and veggies with a Thanksgiving captions that reads eat drink and be thankful
  • Stop, drop, and pass the rolls
  • Hit me, gravy, one more time
  • B-autumns up
  • Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants
  • Too blessed to be stressed
Horn of plenty with a cute Thanksgiving captions that says too blessed to be stressed
  • To do: Eat, drink, nap. Repeat.
  • Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed
  • Keep calm and gobble on

Funny Pumpkin Quotes and Captions

And what is Thanksgiving without pumpkins? Here are our favorites from our list of Perfect Pumpkin and Pumpkin Patch Captions.

  • Cutest pumpkins in the patch
  • Pumpkin Everything
  • Pumpkin season has begun
  • Pumped for pumpkins
Field of pumpkins at sunset with a pumpkin field captions that reads pumped for pumpkins
  • Pure pumpkin goodness
  • I’m no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical
  • What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
  • I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
two pumpkins on a hay bale with pumkin captions that reads I've never met a pumpkin I didn't like

“I don’t see how a pumpkin patch could be more sincere than this one.” —It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

“I’d say the first thing you need is … a pumpkin.” —Cinderella

“I tromped through the pumpkin patch.” —The Nightmare Before Christmas

“If you’re ever wondering what to wear, just dress like a pumpkin, you’re good to go. — Devendra Banhart

“Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin.”— Simone Schwarz-Bart

Funny Fall Quotes and Captions

Fall and Thanksgiving go hand in hand. You might want to check out our lists of Fall Quotes, Funny Fall Quotes, Funny Fall Captions and Perfect Fall Captions for those crisp autumn days.

Autumn skies and pumpkin pies

Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything

Pumpkin spice and everything nice

Pumpkin, bale of hay and wagon wheel with a fall selfie captions that reads pumpkin spice and everything nice

Autumn leaves and pumpkins please

Oh my gourd I love fall

By this time my blood type is pumpkin spice

Hay baby, hay baby, hay!

If you’re not into fall, you can leaf me alone

Don’t stop be-leafing

Four red canadian leaves held in a hand with a funny fall captions that reads don't stop be-leafing

Keep calm and fall on

Fall? You mean football season!

Falling for this season

Don’t sweat the fall stuff

“Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.” — David Letterman

“No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, no fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds — November!” — Thomas Hood

“It’s like going back to school. You know, autumn! Time for ‘Harry Potter’.” — Robbie Coltrane

Trees with yellow leaves and a funny fall quotes by Robbie Coltrane

Funny November Captions

If you like these funny November captions head to our list of November Captions for more.

  • Are you ready for the most thankful month of them all?
  • Happy November and hello holiday season!
  • Happy November: time to prep for Thanksgiving
  • *Starts listening to Christmas music.*
  • Welcome November: now go do what you do best
  • The first day of November is here, which means my favorite month is here.
Pumpkin with funny November captions
  • I love fall in November from the bautumn of my heart
  • Switching from ghost puns to turkey puns in 3… 2… 1.
  • Can’t believe that October is Octover.
  • Brace yourselves, November is coming.
  • I hope November never leafs me.
  • Keep calm and welcome November.
Fall leaves with November Instagram captions
  • Oh my gourd I love November
  • November? More like Novembrrrrr, am I right?
  • November: sweater weather and eating season.
  • Orange you happy it’s finally November?
  • Thankful for elastic waistbands
  • November…Chapter 11
  • It’s November and I am feeling: Thankful. Grateful. Blessed.

So that’s our list. We hope you found the funny quotes on Thanksgiving you were looking for.

Let us know in the comments below if we missed a funny Thanksgiving quote that should be added and have a Happy Thanksgiving!

If you like funny quotes and sayings, you should also check out our lists of Short Funny Quotes, Funny Good Morning QuotesFunny Love QuotesFunny Work QuotesFunny Quotes of the DayFunny Quotes About Life and Funny Inspirational Quotes.

And now that Thanksgiving is here Christmas is just around the corner. And for when Christmas rolls around we have a list of Funny Christmas Quotes, Funny Christmas Captions, Perfect Christmas Captions, Short Christmas Quotes, Christmas Tree Quotes, Cute Christmas Quotes, Cute Christmas Captions, and Christmas Tree Captions that will get you in the holiday spirit.

Since December is almost here its time to check out our December Quotes and Sayings to welcome this most festive of months.

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