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Funny Thursday Quotes for 2022

Have you ever had one of those Thursdays where you need a good laugh? We think that when it comes to Thursday quotes, funny ones will make your day brighter, and help make your whole week more enjoyable! This collection of funny Thursday quotes includes short funny quotes about Thursday, funny Thursday morning quotes, funny happy Thursday quotes, funny Thursday inspirational quotes, cute funny quotes for Thursday, funny Thursday quotes for work, funny new day quotes on Thursday, and funny Thursday sayings.

You’ve been working hard all week, so it’s time to ease the battle fatigue and tuck in with a hearty chuckle and have a good laugh with these funny Thursday quotes. You will also find the best funny Thursday images here.

You might also like our list of Perfect Thursday Quotes.

If you like funny quotes for the days of the week, check out our lists of Funny Monday Quotes, Funny Tuesday Quotes, Funny Wednesday Quotes, Funny Friday Quotes, Funny Saturday Quotes and Funny Sunday Quotes.

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Funny Thursday Quotes

Here are some funny Thursday quotes to finish your week with a chuckle. And if you like funny quotes, you should head to our lists of Funny Love QuotesFunny Life QuotesFunny Short QuotesFunny Good Morning QuotesFunny Quotes of the Day, and Funny Inspirational Quotes.

“It’s Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.” ― Demetri Martin

“Thursday is end day in weekend. Today you are so tired, will think about how your week was, and how will go on Thursday. With everything that has happened to you, you can either feel sorry for yourself, or treat what has happened as a gift. Everything.” ― Wayne Dyer

“Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.” ― Jef Raskin

“Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long” ― Nicci French

Sunrise on mountains with funny Thursday quotes by Nicci French

“I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.” ― Howie Mandel

“The rain visited us last night, making the soil wet with desire. Today the breeze drifted around the trees, serenading the flowers and the breeze. And a few minutes ago, I drank a pint of Whisky to add a spin to my Thursday night!” ― Avijeet Das

“If I love you Wednesday, what is that to you? I do not love you Thursday; so much is true.” ― Edna St. Vincent Millay

“And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.” ― Spike Milligan

“When all else fails, there’s always delusion.” ― Conan O’Brien

“’Be yourself’is about the worst advice you can give some people.” ― Thomas Lansing Masson

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” ― Steve Carell, The Office

Short Funny Quotes About Thursday

Laugh your way through the week with these short Thursday funny quotes. You might also want to check out our list of Best Short Quotes.

“Thursday comes and the week’s gone.” ― George Herbert

“This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.” ― Douglas Adams

“Playing on a Thursday and then a Sunday is not a problem.” ― Michael Laudrup

“Thursday, I forecast as mostly sunny. It’s a much-needed break.” ― John Farley

“I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.” ― April Winchell

Mountains and river with short funny quotes about Thursday

“Thursdays bring a focus to our week to complete all that needs to be done.” ― Byron Pulsifer

“Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday.” ― Rebecca Black

“People should know, understand that not all Thursdays are the same.” ― Percival Everett

“The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.” ― Paul Fix

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” ― Albert Einstein

“I drink to make other people more interesting.” ― Ernest Hemingway

“I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.” ― Marc Maron

“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.” ― Alexander Woollcott

“I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.” ― Scott Adams

“Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.” ― Ozzy Ozbourne

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin

Sun on a lake iwth funny short quotes by Steve Martin

“My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.” ― Jean Rostand

“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?” ― John Barrymore

“All men are equal before fish.” ― Herbert Hoover

“A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.” ― Laurence J. Peter

“Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil.” ― J. Paul Getty

Funny Thursday Morning Quotes

Check out these funny Thursday morning quotes. Pick your favorite Thursday morning funny quotes here, and if you like early mornings you might like our lists of Sunday Morning Quotes, Monday Morning Quotes, Inspirational Morning Quotes, Good Morning Quotes and Funny Good Morning Quotes.

“The best thing about Thursday is that no one calls it hump day.” – Dean Johnston

“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” ― Tony Smite

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook

“Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird.” ― Kurt Cobain

“It was a sinking feeling, that feeling when you wake up thinking its Friday only to realize its Thursday.” ― Danielle Poulin

Orange sunrise with funny Thursday morning quotes by Poulin

“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” — Benjamin Franklin

“Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke.’ Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.” — Gehenna Toss

“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” — Jim Davis

“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black

“I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” — Jarod Kintz

“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.” — Kristen Chandler

“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” — Dorothy Parker

“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” — Ursula Le Guin

“Mornings are almost clean slates. I say almost because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them.” — Medeia Sharif

“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” — J.R.R. Tolkien

“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.” — Marlo Thomas

“I hate mornings, they start so early.” — Janet Evanovich

Sunrise over the hills with short good morning funny quotes by Evanovich

“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” — Rachel Caine

“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” — James Marsden

“When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” — Crystal Woods

“I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.” — Kevin Hearne

Funny Happy Thursday Quotes

These funny happy Thursday quotes will make you smile. You can head to our list of Short Happy Quotes to find more.

“Happy Thursday! Life at work and at home is so much HAPPIER when you speak and act with kindness. Share a smile and make it a great day.” ― Tracey Edmonds

“The only thing that will make you happy is being happy with who you are.” ― Goldie Hawn

“The truly wise and happy are never rushed.” ― Maxime Lagacé

“The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it’s all that matters.” ― Audrey Hepburn

“Simplicity makes me happy.” ― Alicia Keys

“Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.” ― Omar Khayyam

“To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others.” ― Albert Camus

“Happy Thursday! You got this! ” ― Tracey Edmonds

Person watching sunset with funny happy Thursday quotes by Edmonds

“I’d far rather be happy than right any day.” ― Douglas Adams

“If you want to be happy, be.” ― Leo Tolstoy

“Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.” ― Anne Frank

“Do not set aside your happiness. Do not wait to be happy in the future. The best time to be happy is always now.” ― Roy T. Bennett

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” ― Benjamin Franklin

“The mere sense of living is joy enough.” ― Emily Dickinson

“Be happy. It really annoys negative people.” ― Ricky Gervais

“One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.” ― Rita Mae Brown

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” ― Oscar Wilde

Funny Thursday Inspirational Quotes

This list of funny Thursday inspirational quotes will make you laugh a little. You can also check out our list of Thursday Motivation Quotes for more. And if you like inspirational quotes, see our lists of Short Inspirational Quotes, Inspirational Morning Quotes, Inspirational Quotes for Today, and Inspirational Quotes for Work.

“How many things in your life do you do without realizing that they are a waste of time? Use Thursday to take the time to eliminate time-wasters.” ― Byron Pulsifer

“Make your snacks on Sunday, and you will be good to go until Thursday or so.” ― Summer Sanders

“Do or do not. There is no try.” ― Yoda

“Start your Thursday with an attitude of optimism. It’s going to be a good day!” ― Kate Summers

Sunrise over mountains with funny Thursday inspirational quotes by Summers

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” ― Charlie Chaplin

“Thursday is one of the days of the week that I strive to maintain a positive outlook.” ― Byron Pulsifer

“Nothing is impossible. The word itself says “I’m possible!”” ― Audrey Hepburn

“Effort is what is required on Thursday to finish all that needs to be done.” ― Kate Summers

“Don’t underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” ― Winnie the Pooh

“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.” ― Yogi Berra

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” — Zig Ziglar

“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” — Robin Williams

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” ― A. A. Milne

Cute Funny Quotes for Thursday

These cute funny quotes for Thursday will put a smile on your face. You might also like our list of Short Cute Quotes.

“And whether it is Thursday or the day is stormy, With thunder and rain, or the birds attack each other, We have rolled into another dream.” ― John Ashbery

“She got the magazine on a Wednesday morning, and on Thursday announced our marriage was over.” ― David Gest

“Yes, every Thursday he thinks she’s doing SAT prep but really she’s hooking up with Shane Ohman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anyone that before because I am such a good friend.” ― Gretchen Wieners

“Wednesday’s child is full of woe, but Thursday’s child has far to go.” ― Elisse Boyd

Person on tree lined beach with cute funny quotes for Thursday by Boyd

“The Thursday night game is by far the most difficult game to prepare for.” ― Matt Cassel

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” ― Ashleigh Brilliant

“I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.” ― Howie Mandel

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” ― Steven Wright

“Chili, spice of red Thursday, which is the day of reckoning. Day which invites us to pick up the sack of our existence and shake it inside out. Day of suicide, day of murder.” ― Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” ― Joan Crawford

Thursday is a day transparent as an insect’s wing in the light. Just as Monday is a compact day.” ― Clarice Lispector

“If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.” ― Lawrence Ferlinghetti

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” ― Robin Williams

“I became insane with long periods intervals of horrible sanity.” ― Edgar Allen Poe

“I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.” ― Sarah Rees Brennan

Funny Thursday Quotes for Work

If you like these funny Thursday quotes for work, check out our other lists of Thursday Quotes for Work, Funny Work Quotes, Funny Teamwork Quotes, and Hard Work Quotes.

“As the end of the week approaches, Thursday should be a day for persistence not inconsistence.” ― Byron Pulsifer

“…By the time Thursday rolls around, you stay in, and you work, and you don’t go out because it’s horrible.” ― El-P

Stairs to beach with funny Thursday quotes for work by El-P

“Sunday just came down like a nine-pound hammer … it was tainted with the closing-in feeling of the loss of freedom. Because after the sun went down, it came back up on Monday morning. And you had to go to work five more days. And it sucked.” ― Larry Brown

“It’s called “teamwork” but most of the time it’s everyone sitting around until one man does all the work.” — Thomas Wilbur

“Sure, there’s no ‘i’ in team, but there is an ‘m’ and an ‘e’.” — Kevin Myers

“None of us is as smart as all of us.” — Ken Blanchard

“Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.” — George Burns

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” ― Drew Carey

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde

“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty

“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.” — Rita Mae Brown

“Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.” — Andrew Young

“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” – Leslie Nielsen

Town and mountains with funny work quotes by Nielsen

“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost

“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard

“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?”  — Kin Hubbard

“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins

Funny New Day Quotes on Thursday

Check out these funny new day quotes on Thursday. Check out our full list of New Day Quotes for more.

“Isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day, with no mistakes in it yet?” ― L.M. Montgomery

“If you’re not getting it perfect, life is still going to go around. The world still turns. It’s going to be OK. Tomorrow is a new day.” ― Katy Mixon

“Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.” ― Brad Paisley

“The beginning is the most important part of the work.” ― Plato

“Every day brings you a chance to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes and dance.” ― Oprah Winfrey

“Today is a new day. Even if you were wrong yesterday, you can get it right today.” ― Dwight Howard

Sunrise over a volcano with today is a new day funny quotes for Fridayby Dwight Howard

“Man starts over again every new day, in spite of all he knows, despite all he knows.” ― Emil Cioran

“Every day is new. It’s just a new day. I look at six hours at a time.” ― Wiz Khalifa

“Everyone has highs and lows that they have to learn from, but, every morning, I start off with a good head on my shoulders, saying to myself, it’s going to be a good day!” ― Lindsay Lohan

“My grandmother lived to 104 years old, and part of her success was she woke up every morning to a brand new day.” ― George Takei

“Each new day has a different shape to it. You just roll with it.” ― Ben Zobrist

“Every day is a new day. It is better to be lucky. But I would rather be exact. Then, when luck comes, you are ready.” ― Ernest Hemingway

Funny Thursday Sayings

Laugh a bit at these funny Thursday sayings.  These funny sayings about Thursday will help you get through the day. You might also want to browse our list of Funny Sayings for more.

“I wonder how to turn water into wine. Happy thirsty Thursday.”

“Happy Thursday! Pay day is almost here, I can almost taste it.”

“If 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?”

“If TGIF is Thank God It’s Friday, then today must be SH*T, Sure Happy It’s Thursday.”

“If you can stand on tiptoes, you can see Friday. There’s light at the end of the weekend tunnel!”

“It’s Thursday. Let’s get shaken and stirred. Do I smell the weekend?”

“Dear Thursday: Are you sure you’re not Friday? Because I could really go for it being Friday. Nothing personal, it’s just been a long week”

“It’s funny; your Man Crush Monday is my Throwback Thursday.”

“People who think Thursday is the new Friday have serious mental problems.”

“The only thing I throwback on Thursday is Scotch.”

“May your Thursday feel like pancakes and coffee on a Saturday morning.”

Two people at sunrise with funny Thursday sayings

“In case you have not made any plans for the weekend yet, it’s Thursday. Start planning!”

“Thursday. The most useless day. it only exists as a reminder that it’s been a really long week…and it’s still not over.”

“It’s Thursday… or as I like to call it… “Day 4 of the hostage situation”

“I wait until Thursday to ask people about their weekend plans so there’s a better chance they’re already busy.”

“Wednesday is hump day which makes Thursday ‘I wonder if he’ll call’ day.”

“Thursdays are just wannabes. They wannabe Friday but they’re not.”

“Friday just called. She’ll be here tomorrow and she’s bringing the wine.”

“Thursday, you’re only one day away from being two days away from doing the same work you’re doing right now!”

“You say Thursday. I say it’s Friday Eve.”

So that’s that! We hope we’ve helped you find the best funny Thursday quote you were looking for.

If you like days of the week quotes, check out our lists of Monday QuotesThursday QuotesThursday Quotes , Thursday QuotesFriday QuotesSaturday Quotes and Sunday Quotes.

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