If you are looking for funny winter quotes you have come to the right place. We have gathered all the best funny quotes about winter into one place including funny winter quotes for Instagram, funny cold weather quotes, funny snow day quotes, funny winter sayings and captions and funny snow sayings.
There is something about winter that is so special. The crisp air, fresh snow, frosty trees, snowball fights and short days are very memorable.
However, as we know having grown up in Canada, winter sometimes requires a sense of humor. These funny quotes about winter are great for that moment when you need a laugh.
We have also paired our favorite funny quotes on winter with our favorite winter photos.
Scroll on through or jump ahead to find your favorite funny winter quote.
Funny Winter Quotes
Here are our favorite funny winter quotes for when you need to lighten the mood.
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”
“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.”
― Richard Brautigan
“I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.”
– Will Rogers
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.”
– Anton Chekhov
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.”
– Deborah Kerr
“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.”
– Anne Bradstreet
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.”
– Neil Hilborn
“You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It’s their finest hour. About five o’clock they glow like copper. Then they come in and lie in front of the fire like a string of sausages.”
– Tasha Tudor
“The world was furred with late spring snow. It was the soft, thick stuff that excites you unless you are driving or half dead, packing snow already falling in caterpillars off the greening branches.”
― Marian Engel.
“While I relish our warm months, winter forms our character and brings out our best.”
– Tom Allen
“In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.”
– Albert Camus
“Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.”
– Alexandra Guarnaschelli
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.”
– Deirdre Sullivan
“Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do – or because you can now and then permit yourself the luxury of thinking so.”
– Stanley Crawford
“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.”
Funny Winter Quotes for Instagram
If you are looking for short funny winter quotes for Instagram to use as your caption for your next post this section is for you.
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.” – Victor Hugo
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” – Roger Ebert
“You can’t get too much winter in the winter.” – Robert Frost
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
“Nothing burns like the cold.” – George R. R. Martin
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
“No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.” – Hal Borland
“In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.” – William Blake
“Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.” – William Shakespeare
“I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.” – T. S. Eliot
“Like my father, I am a snow person.” ― Charlie English
“When snow falls, nature listens.” – Antoinette Van Kleeff
Funny Cold Weather Quotes
Winter and cold weather go hand in hand for us. Here are some great funny cold weather quotes.
“There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.”
– Billy Connolly
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.”
– Bill Watterson
“To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.”
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.”
– Bill Bowerman
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.”
– John Ruskin
“It’s the most wonderful time of the year …There’ll be parties for hosting, Marshmallows for toasting,
And caroling out in the snow.”
– Andy Williams, ‘It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year’.
Funny Snow Day Quotes
Who doesn’t love a snow day? We have great memories about childhood snow days. And here are some funny snow day quotes to go with your next snow day.
“It was the kind of snow that brought children running out their doors, made them turn their faces skyward, and spin in circles with their arms outstretched.”
– Eowyn Ivey
“Snow brings a special quality with it—the power to stop life as you know it dead in its tracks.”
– Nancy Hatch Woodward
“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.”
– Dylan Thomas
“Snow is the truth only when it’s snowing.”
– Marty Rubin.
” I love you snow much girl. It was love at frost sight.”
“Thank goodness for the first snow. It was a reminder–no matter how old you became and how much you’d seen–things could still be new if you were willing to believe they still mattered.”
– Candace Bushnell
“Snow flurries began to fall and they swirled around people’s legs like house cats. It was magical, this snow globe world.”
– Sarah Addison Allen, ‘The Sugar Queen’
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
– Carl Reiner
“The snow was endless, a heavy blanket on the outdoors; it had a way about it. A beauty. But I knew that, like many things, beauty could be deceiving.”
― Cambria Heber.
“They watched the snow fall and fall and fall until they thought that they were the ones falling.”
― Ann Patchett.
Funny Winter Sayings
No one is sure who said these funny winter sayings first but they are sure to bring a smile to your face.
“I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.”
“Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.”
“Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’”
“If there are ice cream trucks in the summer then why aren’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?”
“I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.”
“If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”
“Every mile is two in winter.”
“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.”
“I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.”
“Dear winter, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons. Summer is hotter than you.”
“Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.”
“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…somewhere else!”
“Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.”
“When it snows you have two choices. Shovel or snow angels.”
Funny Winter Captions
These are our favorite funny winter captions from our list of Perfect Winter Captions.
Every day I’m shovelin’
‘Tis the season to be freezin’
Chillin’ with my mug and blanket just like Baby Yoda
You are never too old for a snowball fight
Sleigh all day
Freeze the day
Wake me up when it’s summer
It’s colder than my soul out here!
All about that winter white
Jack Frost nipping at my nose…
Winter hibernation mode on
Sugar and ice and everything nice
Snowy hair don’t care
Funny Snow Sayings, Captions and Puns
These are our favorite funny snow sayings from our list of Perfect Snow Captions.
Snowflakes are just kisses from heaven
When there’s snow on the ground I like to pretend walking on clouds
Up to snow good
It’s freezing—snow joke!
It’s snow laughing matter
Let it snow…. but not on my hair
Ice to see you!
When life gives you snow, make snow angels
Snow happens, hot chocolate helps
Let it snow… somewhere else!
I see snow… so, where’s Elsa?
And there you have it! Our list of the best funny winter quotes and winter sayings. We hope you found one that spoke to you.
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