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100 Perfect Halloween Couple Captions for 2023

Checking out a big Halloween party with your significant other? Well, there will probably be some photos afterward and to help you out, we have put together a list of the best Halloween couple captions for your next post. So if you are looking for Halloween couple captions for Instagram, we have you covered.

We have also included the best Halloween couple quotes for Instagram for when someone else has said it best first and funny Halloween couple captions to make them smile.

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Now scroll through to find your favorite Halloween captions for couples.

Halloween Couple Captions

Here are some of our favorite Halloween couple captions.

  • Eat, drink, and be scary.
  • You’re the treat to my trick
  • We’re a team, and Halloween is our time to shine!
  • We don’t need candy to be happy – we have each other!
  • I’m so glad I picked you as my Halloween partner
  • Wishing you a haunting night.
  • Hey, boo, let’s get sheet-faced
  • Making the most of our frightful night.
  • I’m here for my boo
Couple wtih Halloween couple captions
  • Our love is like a haunted house: scary, but amazing.
  • Forever your Zom-bae
  • I think I’m going to have to put a spell on you to keep you away from my candy.
  • I’m a living, breathing piece of Halloween.
  • You haunt my dreams, and I love it.
  • I think I’m in love with a pumpkin.
  • The only way to beat the Halloween chill is with a cute, cuddly spiders by my side.
  • The only thing getting ‘lit’ this weekend are my fall scented candles.
  • I think I’m going to have to keep you captive in my haunted cave.
  • Would you be my little ghost tonight?
  • You are the pumpkin spice to my fall
Couple with pumpkin head captions
  • You make me want to be a monster for the day.
  • Our love is the perfect mix of sweet and scary.
  • Who knew orange looks great on both of us?!
  • Can’t wait to see what horror comes next with you by my side.
  • I can’t wait to spend another Halloween with you.
  • You’re the pumpkin to my spice latte.
  • I’m so glad we met on Halloween!
Decorations with short captions about ghosts puns
  • Share these smiles.
  • Just because it’s Halloween doesn’t mean we can’t get naughty!
  • Sweet like pumpkin pie.
  • Our love is the stuff of Halloween nightmares!
  • I picked a good apple.
  • I’m so glad we’re together on this spooky night!
  • Hello, pumpkin.

Funny Halloween Couple Captions

We think that when it comes to Halloween couple captions, funny ones are often the best. If you like these funny captions about Halloween couple, you can also browse through our lists of Funniest Captions, Funny Family Captions, Funny Food Captions, Funny Selfie CaptionsFunny Couple Captions, Funny Travel Captions, Funny Graduation Captions, and Funny Birthday Captions.

  • We’re the ghostest with the mostest
  • Be witched!
  • I’ll always love you, even on Halloween.
  • Our costumes will let everyone know that we’re in this for the long haul!
  • Ghouls just wanna have fun
  • Tonight the main food groups are candy, candy, and more candy.
  • Fangs for the memories
  • My love for you is the stuff of legend.
  • Our love does not die easily.
  • Had a spooktacular night!
Couple with funny Halloween couple captions
  • Have a fang-tastic night!
  • Angel by day. Devil by night
  • Just because I’m undead doesn’t mean I can’t be romantic.
  • I can’t wait to take you out on a real date, pumpkin.
  • Cutest pumpkin in the patch
  • You make my heart feel like it’s pumping pumpkins.
  • No one ever looked so good as you in a witch suit.
  • Feeling cute, might carve some pumpkins later.
  • Autumn leaves and pumpkins patch dates, please.
Hat and broom with funny witch captions for couples
  • You make my Halloween costume complete.
  • We go together like sweaters and the autumn sun.
  • You’re the only thing that makes me feel like Halloween is really worth it.
  • Loving each and every scary second with you.
  • Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
  • My love for you is truly un-deadly.
  • If I were a ghost, you would still be my boo.
  • My undead boyfriend is bitter than yours.
  • Here’s to a frightfully fun night!
Lit up jack o'lantern and candle with funny Halloween captions that says eat, drink and be scary
  • Keep calm and scare on.
  • I’ll follow you into the dark – because I love you.
  • Keep calm and kiss me.
  • We’re the perfect pair for a scary night!
  • Happy Halloween from my zombie love!
  • My love for you is the stuff of Halloween dreams!

Halloween Couple Instagram Captions

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  • Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
  • I’m not afraid to be spooky, because I’m in love with you!
  • We’re the cutest couple in Halloweenland!
  • My undead boyfriend is better than yours
  • This is where the magic happens
  • You’re my perfect Halloween costume
  • Our spook-tacular Halloween!
Couple with Halloween coupld Instagram captions
  • You’re in ghoul company
  • My boo loves Halloween!
  • You’re my Halloween spirit guide!
  • Sweet like candy
  • You’re like a shadow, always following me.
  • You make me feel like I’m your favorite witch.
  • Let’s get (pumpkin) smashed
  • You are the cutest, spookiest, most delicious pumpkin I’ve ever seen.
  • Nothing to see here, just cozy along now
Fall leaves with funny fall couple captions
  • Fall is the perfect time of year to spice things up.
  • I love being surrounded by all of your pumpkin spice.
  • My special blend is you and pumpkin spice.
  • Get you a boo who does all the cute fall things with you.
  • We’re the perfect match because we both have a dark side!
  • One gourdgeous couple right here.
  • Spending Halloween with you is the best thing ever!
  • Fall so hard motherpumpkins wanna spice me.
  • I can’t wait to see what scares you next!
Full moon and a bat with funny Halloween captions that says you make me batty
  • Cutest pumpkins in the patch
  • I put a spell on you because you’re mine.
  • Let the gourd times roll.
  • My heart is filled with love and fright on this Halloween!
  • There’s nothing like a good scare with my boo!
  • Love is the stuff of Halloween horrors!
  • Spice, spice baby.

Short Couple Halloween Captions

If you like these short couple Halloween captions, we also have a full list of Short Captions. You might also like our lists of Two Word Captions and One Word Captions  for when you really like them short and sweet!

  • You make me batty
  • Hocus Pocus and chill?
  • Having a boo-tiful time!
  • Feeling fa-boo-lous.
  • Let’s get spooky
  • BYOBoos
  • Having a howling good time!
  • I’m in love with a ghost!
  • My half skull pair.
  • I put a spell on you
Couple with short couple halloween captions
  • Creepin’ it real
  • Did you say treat?
  • Boo-in it for the ‘gram
  • Bite me
  • Go big or gourd home
  • Would you be my pumpking tonight?
  • I could get lost in your coffin all day.
  • Here for the boos.
  • Life is scary; find your boo!
  • Lit like my fall-scented candles.
  • Making Halloween all about us!
  • I’m so in love with you, it’s scary.
Fall leaves with short fall captions for couples
  • Trick-or-treating with my arm candy.
  • Having a fang-tastic night!
  • Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
  • Our life is gourd.
  • I still FALL for you every day.
  • We’re spicing things up.
  • Apple-y ever after
  • You’re the apple of my pie.
  • Boo to the world!
  • Dare to be spooky!
Pumpkins with pumpkin Halloween captions for couples
  • Let’s go trick or treating, my love!
  • Ready to spice things up.
  • Feeling gourdeous.
  • Oh my gourd, we love fall.
  • Happy fall, y’all.
  • Hey, pumpkin!
  • You warm my heart on a cold day.
  • Me and my boo

Short Halloween Couple Quotes for Instagram

Here are our favorite short Halloween couple quotes for Instagram. You can also check out our list of Short Quotes.

“It’s Halloween. Everyone is entitled to one good scare.” — Brackett, Halloween

“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” — Edgar Allan Poe

“I’m the ghost with the most, babe.” — Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice

“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” — Jay Hawkins

Spooky path with short cute Halloween quotes by Hawkins

 “I’m wicked through and through.” — Elphaba, Wicked

“When the witches went waltzing.” — Linda Williams

“If you’ve got it, haunt it.” — Rose Pressey

“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” — Bill Waterson

“We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!” — Humbert Wolfe

“This is the gateway to Hell, baby… Welcome to The Underworld.” ― Kassandra Cross, Black Magic

“It took a pair of ghosts to open my eyes.” ― Kelly Moran, Ghost of a Promise

“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” — Gomez, The Addams Family

Couple with short Halloween couple quotes for Instagram by Gomez

“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” — Andrew Gold

“Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” — Richelle E. Goodrich

“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” — Dani, Hocus Pocus

“Halloween creatures both friendly & gruesome peered out of the rustling leaves.” ― Kevin Purdy

“Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!” — Billy Butcherson, Hocus Pocus

Funny Halloween Couple Instagram Quotes

These funny Halloween couple quotes will put a smile on your face. If you like funny quotes and sayings, you should also check out our lists of Short Funny Quotes, Funny Good Morning QuotesFunny Love QuotesFunny Work QuotesFunny Quotes of the DayFunny Quotes About Life and Funny Inspirational Quotes.

“You could have my heart or we could share it like the last slice [of pumpkin pie].” —Drake

“I’m still in love with you on this harvest moon.” —Neil Young

“There is something haunting in the light of the moon.” — Joseph Conrad

“On Halloween, you get to become anything you want to be.” — Ava Dellaira

“Double, double toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble.” — Shakespeare

Orange moon with fun Halloween Quotes short

“Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” — Rusty Fischer

“Shadows mutter, mist replies; darkness purrs as midnight sighs.” — Rusty Fischer

“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” — Rihanna

“Beware! As you trick or treat. These creatures will find you and make you smell their feet.” ― Casey Browning, Ol’ Halloween Night

“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” — Mason Cooley

“’Trick or treat…No, thank you.'” — Rita Rudner

Fall leaves with fall couple quotes for Instagram by Young

“Ghosts and goblins come to play on October’s final day!” — Rusty Fischer

“But I miss you most of all, my darling, when autumn leaves start to fall.” —Frank Sinatra

“Only lovers see the fall, a signal end to endings.” – Maya Angelou

“Oh your sweet disposition/And my wide-eyed gaze/We’re singing in the car getting lost upstate/Autumn leaves falling down like pieces into place/And I can picture it after all these days.” — Taylor Swift

And there you have it! Our list of Couple Halloween Quotes and Couple Halloween Captions. We hope you found the perfect one for you.

You might also like our lists of Haunted House Captions, Angel Captions and Devil Captions.

Now go share your couple photo!

Let us know if there is a caption on Halloween for couples that we missed and we will add it.

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