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100 Perfectly Spooky Halloween Sayings for 2023

Halloween is just around the corner and the nights are getting longer. It’s time to start thinking about the perfect Halloween sayings for your friends, family or even strangers. Are you ready to scare people? If so, we’ve gathered a list of the best Halloween sayings, including short Halloween sayings, funny Halloween sayings, Halloween sayings for cards, Halloween sayings for signs, cute sayings about Halloween, clever Halloween sayings, Halloween tombstone sayings, scary sayings for Halloween, Halloween phrases, Halloween wishes and spooky sayings on Halloween. 

We have the best fun saying about Halloween that will help you whether you’re looking for a Halloween saying for decorations, a spooky welcome or for your next photo.

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Halloween Sayings

Choose your favorite Halloween sayings from the list below.

“Too cute to Spook!”

“Wishing you a very hunted Halloween.”

“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.”

“Happy Halloween, My creepy little Friend.”

“Be scared, be very scared.”

Candles with short Halloween sayings about haunted houses

“Where there is no imagination there is no horror.”

“I got bite by vampire and I liked it!”

“Happy Halloween where’s my candy?!”

“Can you be my Halloween treat.”

Hands holding dark drink with Halloween sayings

“Did someone say candy?”

“Don’t make me Flip my Witch Switch.”

“It’s Halloween, go totally catty, batty, deadly, ghostly and scary!”

“Today I can be moody and be a little witch!”

“Watching you a swift and smooth Flight.”

Short Halloween Sayings

On the big night, give these short Halloween sayings a try.

“Enter if you dare.”

“Whooo Wants Candy?”

“The blood is life.”

“Eat, drink and be scary!”

Lit up jack o'lantern and candle with funny Halloween captions that says eat, drink and be scary

“Trick or treat.”

“Casper won’t help you.”

“We warned you.”

“Ghosts live here.”

Hand reaching around tree with short Halloween sayings

“Say boo and scary on.”

“I put a spell on daddy.”

“If you’ve got it hunt it.”

“If you want a tasty sweet.”

“My blood type is Coffee.”

Funny Halloween Sayings

These funny Halloween sayings will make you smile. Pick the best funny sayings for Halloween out of this collection. You might also like our lists of Funny Halloween Quotes and Funny Halloween Captions.

“How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?”

“You are a bag full of treats!”

“May the ghost be with you.”

“I am guilty of eating candy in cold blood.”

“You are scary beautiful! Enjoy your Halloween!”

“May the ghost be with you.”

Foggy silhouette with funny Halloween sayings

“Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?”

“May you be the sweetest ghoul on Halloween!”

“What do spiders do for fun on Halloween?”

“Halloween is the one time of year where grown women can dress like hookers and no one will care.”

“If you have no time to buy a costume, go to your Halloween party in a suit, and say you’re a hit man.”

“You’re the wand that I want.”

Person with funny witch puns

“What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?”

“With the recent vampire craze, it’s no longer cool to dress like one for Halloween. Thanks, Twilight.”

“Know how Frankenstein likes his potatoes?”

Halloween Sayings for Cards

Send out some spooky greetings with these Halloween sayings for cards.

“Spooks, treats, and yummy eats. Wishing you the best Halloween ever!”

“Witching you a very haunted Halloween!”

“Hope your day doesn’t “suck” like a vampire. May you have an amazing day and a freakishly scary Halloween!”

“Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on.”

“Have a spook-tacular, boo-tiful, wooo-nderful, and fang-tastic Halloween!”

Skull with Halloween sayings for cards

“Wishing you lots of fun and lots of yummy treats!”

“May your Halloween be filled with scary times and scary memories. Happy Halloween!”

“Wishing you a spook-tacular Halloween and a great fall season this year! Happy Haunting!”

“Wishing you a night full of frights and a bag full of delights. Happy Halloween!”

“Prepare to be terrified.”

Old house iwth funny haunted house captions

“May you have a fang-tastic evening, ghoul-friend! I’m so lucky to have you in my life. Halloween wishes to you!”

“Have a killer Halloween!”

Halloween Sayings for Signs

Creepy Halloween sayings for signs to make your trick-or-treaters laugh.

“Have a fang-tastic night.”

“Have a beary scary Halloween.” (with bear)

“Forget the ghosts . . . beware of me!”

“Ghosts have real spirit.”

“Remember the gh’oul times!”

“Gone haunting. Will return at midnight.”

Spiderwebs wtih Halloween sayings for signs

“Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.”

“Time for a coffin break.”

“Blood donors needed. See the Count.”

“Free Broom Rides.”

“I boo believe in ghosts! I boo, I boo, I boo!”

“You are bootiful.”

“Broom Parking – 5 cents.”

“Beneath the moonlight, darkness reigns in this haunted house.”

Old house with haunted house captions

“Carve out some good times!” (with carved pumpkin)

“Have a frightfully spooky Halloween.”

“Have a bootiful Halloween.”

“Come as you aren’t!”

“Ghostly Greetings” (on welcoming door sign)

“It’s Hallo-scream!”

“Have a spooktakular good time.”

Cute Sayings About Halloween

Choose your favorite cute sayings about Halloween below. You might also like our list of Cute Short Halloween Quotes.

“Today I can be moody and be a little witch!”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m out of candy, look how scary are you.”

“When Halloween is here the monsters appear and the candies disappear.”

“Halloween is the only day you can take candy from strangers.”

“This letter is sealed with a vampire kiss and bite.”

Cartoon with moon and jack o lanterns with cute sayings about Halloween

“Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together?”

“Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on.”

“May you shake, rattle, and roll this Halloween!”

“Have fun witch hunting tonight.”

“Free flying lessons, BYOB. Bring your own broom.”

“Ghosts don’t give a sheet.”

Ghost with puns for ghost Instagram captions

“I have a sugar crush on you.”

“And God said “Let there be candy,” and there was candy. Happy Halloween!”

“Forget love — I’d rather fall in chocolate!”

Clever Halloween Sayings

Clever Halloween sayings to keep in mind. You might also like our list of Clever Captions.

“Have a bootiful Halloween.”

“Ghostly Greetings!”

“You totally rock, GHOULFRIEND.”

“If the broom fits, fly it!”

Cartoon witch with clever Halloween Sayings

“I got a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a boo night.”

“I’m a sexy ghoul and I know it.”

“Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”

“Life with you is just getting boo-tter and better. Happy Halloween!”

“Fangs for the memories.”

Vampire with vampire captions

“Hope all the candies don’t go to WAIST. Happy Halloween!”

“Know why mummies never reveal their true age?”

Halloween Tombstone Sayings

Here are our favorite Halloween tombstone sayings that are perfect for your spooky Halloween decorations.

“I Shall Return on All Hallows Eve”

“While living folks my tomb do view,

Remember well – there’s room for you!”

“Not Resting in Peace”

Graveyard with Halloween tombstone sayings

“The wise, the sober and the brave

Must try the cold and silent grave.”

“Here lies blood, and let it lie

Speechless still, and never cry.”

“Rest in Pieces”

“Here I lay, rotting away.”

“Don’t make me come up there!”

“You’re Next”

“Immortally Challenged”

Scary Sayings for Halloween

You’ll love these scary sayings for Halloween.

“Have a horrifying, magical, blood-curdling and candy-filled bag Halloween!”

“Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.”

“May you have a hair-raising experience, chills and thrills on Halloween!”

“There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.”

“Hocus pocus and chill?”

Black cauldron with a funny Halloween Instagram captions that says hocus pocus and chill?

“True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.”

“Learn to live with your Fear.”

“Keep calm and spook on!”

“I witch you a Happy Halloween.”

“A hug a day keeps Monster away.”

“Turn back if you want to live.”

Hand on a window with scary sayings for Halloween

“The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.”

“Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.”

“Happy Halloween whatever you are!”

“Give me something good to eat.”

Halloween Phrases

Take a look at these Halloween phrases and spook your friends with some Halloween catch phrases.

“Where there is no imagination there is no horror.”

“I am the ghost boo-ster! Happy Halloween!”

“If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.”

“A candy a day keeps the monsters away.”

“I’d have to be a ghoul not to appreciate you. I love you my Frankenstein.”

“Go back before it is too late.”

Two kids in skeleton costumes with Halloween phrases

“Trick or treat, bags of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.”

“Happy Halloween, whatever you are!”

“They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk.”

“Halloween is a real treat.”

“Come Haunt our House for Halloween!”

“We’re having a Monster Bash!”

Halloween Wishes

Send your friends and family these Halloween wishes.

“Wishing you a spook-tacular Halloween!”

“Hope you don’t have a scare in the world this Halloween!”

“May your candy supply last you well into the Christmas season.”

“Happy Halloween from someone who can be a real witch at times. Thanks for accepting me, warts and all.”

“Happy Howl-o-ween! No matter were you are on October 31, I’m sure you will wolf down a lot of candy.”

“Park your broom and sit for a spell.”

“Halloween is almost here! Best witches for a haunting All Hallows Eve!”

Holding a candle with Halloween wishes

“Eat, drink, and be scary.”

“I hope you get lots of trick-or-treaters this year. Unless, of course, you’d prefer to keep all that candy for yourself!”

“Wishing you a spooky good October and a fang-tastic Halloween!”

“Fangs for being a bloody good friend!”

“Happy October, from one Halloween fiend to another.”

“Happy Halloween, you handsome devil!”

“Eat as much Halloween candy as you want – I won’t say boo.”

“Just winging it this Halloween.”

Child with fairy captions for halloween

“This October, may your treats be many and your tricks be few. Hope you have a sweet Halloween.”

“Hope your Halloween is exactly as spooky as you want it to be – no more, and no less.”

“Have an awesome autumn, an outstanding October, and most of all, a Happy Halloween!”

“I’m so glad you’re my [boo-friend/ghoul-friend]. When I met you, it was love at first fright. Happy Halloween!”

“Halloween is a time for horror movie marathons, but if you want to watch something really scary, just turn on the news!”

“You’re so awesome, it’s spooky. Have a fiendishly fun Halloween!”

Spooky Sayings on Halloween

Find your favorite spooky sayings on Halloween now.

“Wishing you an eerie, spooky, hair-raising, spell-binding Halloween!”

“Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.”

“I’d kill for a bag full of candy. Happy Halloween wishes!”

“May tonight be the darkest, scariest night of the year!”

“Hope you have as much fun today as the spiders and bats living in your house. Happy Halloween!”

“Wishing you a boo-tiful and woo-nderful Halloween full of treats!”

Person in costume with spooky sayings on Halloween

“Evil owns this house.”

“Mummy mummy mummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like haunting you.”

“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.”

“Eat, drink and be scary.”

“Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.”

“Let’s have a scary and sweet candy filled Halloween!”

Halloween Couple Sayings

If you like these Halloween couple sayings check out our list of Halloween Couple Captions.

“You’re the treat to my trick”

“We don’t need candy to be happy – we have each other!”

“Hey, boo, let’s get sheet-faced”

“Making the most of our frightful night.”

“Our love is like a haunted house: scary, but amazing.”

Couple wtih Halloween couple captions

“You haunt my dreams, and I love it.”

“Would you be my little ghost tonight?”

“Who knew orange looks great on both of us?!”

“Can’t wait to see what horror comes next with you by my side.”

“Our love is the stuff of Halloween nightmares!”

“I’m so glad we’re together on this spooky night!”

“Had a spooktacular night!”

“Just because I’m undead doesn’t mean I can’t be romantic.”

Couple with Halloween couple sayings for Instagram captions

“You make my Halloween costume complete.”

“Loving each and every scary second with you.”

“My love for you is truly un-deadly.”

“If I were a ghost, you would still be my boo.”

“We’re the perfect pair for a scary night!”

“Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.”

“We’re the cutest couple in Halloweenland!”

“My undead boyfriend is better than yours”

Couple with short couple halloween sayings captions

“You make me feel like I’m your favorite witch.”

“We’re the perfect match because we both have a dark side!”

“One gourdgeous couple right here.”

“There’s nothing like a good scare with my boo!”

“Love is the stuff of Halloween horrors!”

Sayings About Pumpkins

In this collection you will find the best sayings about pumpkins. You should also check out our list of Pumpkin Patch Sayings, Captions and Quotes.

“Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.”

“There’s no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch.”

“Pumped for pumpkins!”

“Hey, pumpkin patch. Howl you doing?”

Let’s carve out some fun.”

two jack 0'lanterns with a pumpkin carving captions that reads let's carve out some fun

“Advice from a pumpkin: be well-rounded, get plenty of sunshine, give thanks for life’s bounty, have thick skin, keep growing, be outstanding in your field, think big.”

“I’m no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical.”

“One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away.”

“Autumn skies and pumpkin pies.”

“Ask not what your pumpkin can do for you, ask what you can do for your pumpkin.”

“What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.”

“I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like.”

two pumpkins on a hay bale with pumkin captions that reads I've never met a pumpkin I didn't like

“Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything.”

“Pretty sure I am sweeter than pumpkin pie.”

“Pure pumpkin goodness.”

“Easy as pumpkin pie.”

“Pumpkin season has begun.”

“Autumn leaves and pumpkins please.”

“Pumpkin-flavored kisses and autumn wishes.”

“Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about!”

“Chilling with the cutest little pumpkins.”

October Sayings

Here are some great sayings for the spooky month of October. Also check out our lists of October Quotes and Sayings and Fall Quotes and Sayings.

“May your month of October be filled with wonderful blessings of good health, love, peace, happiness, and a hint of spookiness.”

“October: Falling leaves, pumpkin spice and Halloween.”

“When the days start to decrease, autumn starts to grow in everything.”

“Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed”

“October shows us how beautiful it is to let things go.”

Fall leaves with October Sayings

“It’s October – Time to get ready for Halloween!”

“Happy people are the best, and October is the month of the happiest people.”

“The scent of October: Bright sunlit skies, nature’s warm colors, and the smell of seasons are about to change. The hint of new beginnings, knowing something wonderful is around the bend.”

“October: sweater weather and pumpkin season.”

“Feeling that October-y feeling.”

Fall leaves with Welcome October captions

“Some days are cool while others are hot; October is the month we are talking about.”

“Leaves are falling. Autumn is calling.”

“Make your August good, September better, and the month of October best.”

Short Halloween Quotes

You’ll enjoy these short Halloween quotes that work great for cards, signs or Instagram posts.

“Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” — Rusty Fischer

“If you’ve got it, haunt it.” — Rose Pressey

“Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.” — Judy Gold

“I’m wicked through and through.” — Elphaba, Wicked

“Never trust the living.” — Beetlejuice

Moon through clouds and tree branches with a short funny Halloween Quotes for Instagram that says never trust the living

“Where my ghouls at?” — Monster High

“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” — Andrew Gold

“On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” — Ava Dellaria

“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” — Brackett, Halloween

“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” — Rihanna

“Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” — Tim Burton

“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” – Gomez

Couple with short Halloween couple quotes for Instagram by Gomez

“A mask tells us more than a face.” — Oscar Wilde, Irish Poet

“Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” — Richelle E. Goodrich

“Where there is no imagination there is no horror.” — Arthur Conan Doyle

“I see dead people.” — The Sixth Sense

“Halloween shadows played upon the walls of the houses.” – Eleanor Estes

Carved pumpkins with Halloween quotes for October by Estes

“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” — Jay Hawkins

“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” — Bill Waterson

“Be afraid, be very afraid.” — Ronnie, The Fly

“It’s alive!” — Frankenstein

“Well, fancy! We desire children.” — Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

So there you have it! We hope we’ve helped you find the perfect Saying for Halloween.

Now get out there and have a great spooky Halloween!

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