There is never a bad time for pizza! It’s perfect for any meal and any time of day or night. And, of course, your perfect slice of pizza needs the perfect pizza caption. Because, really, did you even eat pizza if you don’t post a picture of it? Whether you got delivery or are out with friends or family we have the perfect pizza captions for Instagram for you.
We have also included pizza Instagram quotes and funny pizza quotes for Instagram for when you think that someone else said it best first.
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Pizza Captions
Here are some great pizza captions.
- Love is in the air…it smells like pizza.
- Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity.
- Pizza is an acceptable meal at any time of the day.
- I cut carbs by dividing them into 8 slices.
- On the eighth day, God created pizza.
- A slice a day keeps the sadness away.
- You can’t just eat good food. You’ve got to talk about it, too.
- Happiness sounds like “pizza” to me.
- I’m into fitness. Fitten this whole pizza into my mouth.
- Pizza means a moment of uninterrupted peace.
- I love you to the fridge and back.
- It’s not a dream. Pizza is real!
- Pizza is my life.
- Pizza the pain away.
- Live, love, and eat pizza.
- Pizza… Are you my soulmate?!
- All you need is love, but sometimes a pizza break works wonders.
- Today is a good day to have a great pizza!
- Pizzatime is coworker bonding time!
- The best weekends begin with pizza.
- Enjoy the little things, like pizza dates and free bread.
- I knew it was gonna be a good day when you said, ‘Let’s do pizza.’
- If I share my pizza with you, it’s a big deal.
- Have no fear, the pizza lady is here.
- Did someone say pizza?
- A good pizza can cure anything.
Pizza Captions for Instagram
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- You wanna pizza me?
- A slice on your plate is a smile on your face.
- I would love you if you were pizza.
- A slice of heaven.
- All I need are wifi and pizza.
- Yes pizza, I will marry you.
- Less drama, more pizza.
- It’s only during days that end with “y” that I eat pizza.
- When your tummy chooses pizza time.
- Sorry, I’m in a relationship. With pizza.
- I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
- Of course size matters, no one wants a small piece of pizza.
- You can’t pizza with us.
- Pizza hour is the best hour of the day.
- Buy me pizza and I’ll move mountains for you.
- Key to my heart: make me pizza.
- I believe in stopping work and eating pizza.
- Love is in the air. It smells like pizza.
- I make pizza disappear. What’s your superpower?
- Life begins after pizza.
- Pizza each day keeps the doctor away.
- Don’t forget to eat pizza today!
- Count the memories, not the calories.
- I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
Funny Captions About Pizza
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- If pizza can’t fix it, it’s a serious problem.
- I’m into fitness — fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
- Life is not about finding yourself, it’s about finding pizza.
- Seven days without pizza makes one weak.
- Is an all pizza diet healthy? Asking for a friend.
- After exercising, I eat pizza. Just kidding, I don’t exercise.
- Life happens, pizza helps.
- Off to pizza, be back never.
- Why don’t you make your pizza time me time?
- Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what’s for pizza.
- Stole a pizza my heart.
- Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
- Sorry, couldn’t hear you, thinking about pizza.
- It’s pizza o’ clock somewhere.
- If my plate is full of pizza, I’m happy.
- A well balanced meal is a full plate in both hands.
- Nothing changes my mood like a pizza break.
- Ways to my heart: 1) Buy me pizza 2) Make me pizza 3) Be pizza.
- Keep calm and take pizza breaks!
- The only thing better than pizza is pizza with friends.
- I just want someone to look at me the way I look at pizza.
- To live a full life, you have to fill your stomach first.
- I eat my problems for pizza.
- Keep calm and eat pizza.
- Pizza soothes the nerves.
- Eating pizza is a nice way of saying thank you to your body.
- The Pizza Club.
Short Pizza Quotes for Instagram
These pizza time quotes are perfect for captions. You might also like our list of Short Quotes.
- “If you want to eat pizza, have the pizza.” – Tess Holliday
- “Pizza is like the entire food pyramid.” – Madeline Oles
- “I’d rather have leftover pizza than leftover feelings.” – Sarah Burgess
- “The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.” – Charles Pierce
- “Pizza makes anything possible.” – Henry Rollins
- “I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.” – Jason Barnett
- “When life gives you pizza, eat it quickly before anyone realizes that you have it.” – Anay
- “I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.” – Lara Stone
- “A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.” – Jet Paacal
- “I would never win an award for not loving pizza.” – Dwayne Johnson
- “Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.” – Bill Murray
- “You know what? Part of me just wants to eat a pizza and go to sleep.” – Gwen Stefani
- “You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I am not hungry enough to eat six.” – Yogi Berra
- “There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box in your lap.” – Kevin James
- “I want pizza with my face on it.” – Jennifer Lawrence
Funny Pizza Instagram Quotes
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- “I love pizza. I want to marry it but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.” – Mike Birbiglia
- “My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.” – Dora J. Arod
- “I love pizza, meaning: even when I’m in the middle of eating pizza, I wish I were eating pizza.” – Jandy Nelson
- “Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.” – Bill Murray
- “There’s very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won’t set right.” – G.A. Mckevett
- “When working, my diet degrades to pizza three times a day, because I don’t want to distract myself from anything.” – Chuck Palahniuk
- “The closest thing I use to beauty products is the grease on the pizza from John’s pizzeria.” – – Mark Feuerstein
- “Any pizza can be personal if you cry while eating it.” – – Aparna Nancherla
- “You can do irrefutably impossible things with the right amount of planning and support from intelligent and hardworking people and pizza.” – Scott Gimple.
- “I’ve been making pizza dough lately. And I’m pretty sure the calzone was invented when a pizza got stuck on the peel.” ‒ Richard Blais
- “You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza.” – Unknown
- “Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.”-Andrew W.K.
- “Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!” – Aubrey Plaza as April Ludgate.
- “Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.” — Amy Neftzger
- “I don’t eat fast food, but I can’t live without pizza.” – Trevor Donovan
Short Captions on Pizza
Check out these short captions on pizza, then check out our full list of Short Captions.
- Ti amo Pizza.
- Make pizza, not war.
- Say “cheese”.
- Buon appetito!
- I lust for crust!
- Let’s get sauced.
- Pizza time.
- Let there be pizza.
- But first, pizza.
- Time for second pizza.
- Pizza more, worry less.
- Good food. Good mood.
- Pizza now, nap later.
- Life happens. Pizza helps.
- Ask me on a pizza date.
- Just pizzain’.
- Let’s do pizza.
- I’d rather be pizza-ing.
- I believe in pizza.
- You had me at pizza.
Cute Captions About Pizza for Couples
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- I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
- I love you from my head tomatoes.
- I love you, hot or cold.
- I pepper-only have eyes for you.
- It might sound cheesy, but you’ve melted my heart.
- Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
- No matter how you slice it, we make a great combination.
- No matter how you slice it, you’re awesome.
- No one adoughs you as much as I do.
- My love language is pizza.
- I followed my heart and it led me to pizza.
- Olive the gouda thyme we had together.
- She is the only girl who can steal the pizza of my heart.
- Take another little pizza my heart now, baby.
- The only love triangle I want is a slice of pizza.
- Unlike this pizza, you can’t be topped.
- You have stolen a pizza my hut!
- You will always have a pizza my heart.
- You’re a lot like a pizza – no matter how you slice it, you’re amazing.
- You’re the greatest thing since sliced pizza.
Pizza With Friends Captions
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- The only thing better than pizza is pizza with friends.
- Besties who pizza.
- If Sundays were made for anything, it’s to have pizza with friends!
- With kindred spirits, the bond of a lifetime can happen at pizza time.
- Pizza is better eaten with friends.
- Friends buy you pizza. Best friends eat your pizza.
- When Sunday calls for #pizza with friends
- Saturday pizza with friends are my favorite.
- First, we eat pizza. Then, we change the world.
- The weekend is perfect for pizza with friends!
- I love my friends, but I’ll be honest… I’m just here for the pizza.
Clever Captions for Pizza
Check out these cute and clever captions for pizza and then head to our larger list of Clever Captions for more.
- Save the planet, there’s pizza here.
- Pizza tastes better than skinny feels.
- Round or square, thick or thin, every pizza is beautiful.
- Keep calm and eat pizza.
- Well, pizza has tomatoes, doesn’t that count as veggies?
- Every meal would be better if it were pizza.
- There’s food…and then there’s pizza.
- You had me at pizza.
- Problems come and go, but pizza is forever.
- Work hard, be nice, and eat pizza.
- There is always time for pizza.
- I followed my heart and it led me to pizza.
- Weekend pizza cures the workweek blues.
- Putting on my stretchy pants for pizza.
- Nothing brings people together like good food.
- I just don’t want to look back and think, ‘I could’ve eaten that.’
- Pizza time, my favorite time of the day.
- A pizza a day keeps the worries away.
- Sunshine and pizza.
- Good food, good mood.
- Pizza is my therapy.
- My thoughts are consumed with important things, like pizza.
- You can never have too much pizza.
- People who love to eat are always the best people.
- Pizza buddies.
- Pizza: The three most important meals of the day.
Pizza Sayings
You’ll love these pizza sayings.
- Roses are red, pizza sauce is, too. I ordered a large, and none of it is for you.
- I can’t turn lead into gold, but I can turn pizza into breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
- Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your pizza closest.
- Square box, round pizza, triangle slices. I’m confused!
- Being thin would be nice, but have you ever tasted pizza.
- People disappoint, pizza never does.
- Fitness Tip: “If you eat 3 slices of pizza without separating them, it counts as just one.”.
- Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to disagree?
- Let this pizza serve as a reminder that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.
- The answer to “What time is it?” is always “Pizza time”.
- Never sit around and wait for someone unless they’re delivering a pizza.
- Pizza is a synonym for happiness.
- Say no to drugs, say yes to pizza.
- Keep calm and eat pizza.
- All I need is sunshine, you, and pizza.
- VIP means Very Important Pizza.
- People come and go, but pizza is for life.
- All the best things are round.
Funny Pizza Sayings
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- The last supper artwork by Da Vinci is really a fantastic pizza work.
- Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
- Life is not about finding yourself. It’s about finding pizza.
- I can’t turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast.
- You can’t buy happiness. But you can buy pizza, and that’s kind of the same thing.
- Pizza is not a ‘trend’ it’s a way of life.
- Keep your friends close and your pizza closer.
- Don’t listen to people who tell you you can’t eat a whole pizza, you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
- I dream of eating pizza even when I’m already eating one.
- We live in a society where pizza arrives before the police or the ambulance.
- Pizza makes my world go round.
- Be happy. Be yourself. If you can be pizza, then that’s even better!
- Whatever the question, pizza is the answer.
Pizza Puns
These pizza puns will put a smile on your face.
- Let’s taco ’bout it over pizza.
- All I’m saying is give pizza a chance.
- Slice, slice baby!
- Do you want a pizza me?
- Another one bites the crust.
- At yeast let me explain.
- Get out there and cheese the day.
- C’mon, you can crust me!
- Here today, gone tomato.
- I burnt my Hawaiian pizza. Should have used aloha temperature.
- I like Hawaiian pizza just fine-apple.
- Carbe diem.
- I’m stressed and desperately need pizza of mind.
- In pizza we crust.
- Pizza dates are kind of a big dill for me.
- It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
- Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
- Let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
- My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch – pizza.
So that is it for our list of Captions for Pizza and Quotes About Pizza for Instagram! We hope you found the perfect one for you.
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Now enjoy your pizza!
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