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145 Amazing Pregnancy Captions

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Is it time to share your favorite pregnancy photos but you aren’t quite sure what to say? Well, not to worry, we have put together a list of all the best pregnancy captions for your next post. So if you are looking for perfect pregnancy captions for Instagram, look no further.

We have also included the best pregnancy quotes for Instagram for when someone else has said it best first.

And if you are looking for a funny pregnancy caption to make them smile, you will find it here.

If you like these pregnancy Instagram captions, you should also check out our lists of:

Now scroll through to find your favorite caption about pregnancy.

Pregnancy Captions

Here are some of our favorite pregnancy captions.

  • Love makes the belly go round.
  • Nauseous. Tired. Can’t Sleep. Terrified. Thrilled. Pregnant!
  • We’re getting a roommate.
  • We wished upon a star, it came true.
  • The best is yet to come.
  • First came love, then came you.
  • There will be a new character in the next chapter of our love story.
  • Soon to be – family of 3.
  • We’re going to need a bigger car.
  • Hello baby, I can’t wait to meet you.
  • We’ve been cooking something up.
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  • Break out the pickles and ice cream.
  • Mom level unlocked.
  • I’m so cute, my parents are having another!
  • A new roommate expected.
  • The best gifts are homemade.
  • Boy, oh, boy! We’re expecting a bundle of joy.
  • Dreams do come true and ours will be wrapped in blue!
  • A little cutie is on her way!
  • We’re ridiculously excited to meet this baby.
  • Double the trouble, double the fun, our family is growing by 2, not 1.
  • You + me = three.
  • When people congratulate me, I like to say for what and then watch them freak out.
  • Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the love of my life.
  • First came love, then came you.
  • I can’t keep calm, my baby is loading.
  • Nine months is not so long when you are waiting for the new little love of your life.
  • Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.
  • Bun in the oven. Bake at 98.6°F until (due date).
  • How cute are these parents-to-be?
  • The little one will be here soon.
  • We made a wish—and two (or three or four!) came true.
  • Ten little fingers, ten little toes. With love and grace, our family grows.

Funny Pregnancy Captions

We think that when it comes to pregnancy captions, funny ones are often the best. If you like these funny captions about pregnancy, you should also check out our lists of Funniest Captions, Funny Family Captions, Funny Food Captions, Funny Selfie CaptionsFunny Couple Captions, Funny Travel Captions, Funny Graduation Captions, and Funny Birthday Captions.

  • I grow humans. What’s your superpower?
  • We are adding a new pair of ears to our family.
  • The! best! secret! we’ve! ever! kept!
  • We’re in for the ride of our lives.
  • Baby shark due due due!
  • You + me = three.
  • Time to spill the beans — we’ve got a baby brewing.
  • New human, sleep thief.
  • Super tired, super hungry, super pregnant.
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  • I’ve got the scoop — mommy’s due with baby #2.
  • Looking forward to a new tax deduction!
  • One of us is eating for two, while the other is drinking for two.
  • Boarding now for our newest adventure! Destination: Sleepless nights.
  • Move over, hubby, a new guy is coming to town!
  • Baking the sweetest of buns.
  • Don’t mind me, just gearing up to birth.
  • Stocking up on bows, glitter, and pink
  • Prayed for one, blessed with two.
  • Something’s brewing for (due date).
  • I’m now always hungry, tired, or both.
  • Where’s the food? I’m eating for two now.
  • Break out the pickles and ice cream.
  • What’s one more?
  • Not a waddle. Just pregnancy swag.
  • The responsible woman in me is budgeting for groceries. The pregnant woman is going ‘Oooo! Chocolate Cake!’
  • One sip of water has turned into three bathroom trips.
  • An addition to the family photo shoot.
  • Eat up! My mommy doesn’t want to be the only one with a big tummy!
  • Pregnancy – the roller coaster ride which has no seat belts. I’m enjoying the ride.
  • Super tired, super hungry, super pregnant.

Pregnancy Instagram Captions

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  • Look who decided to show up.
  • I’m in love with a human I haven’t met yet.
  • God knew our hearts needed you.
  • I can’t believe that our ‘someday’ has turned into our ‘finally’.
  • We made a wish and you came true.
  • Happiness is carrying a whole world inside you.
  • I am happy, healthy… and pregnant!
  • Our soon-to-be newest family member.
  • The butterflies in my belly turned into 2 tiny feet.
  • My heart is full of love, my belly too.
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  • There’s nothing like a brand-new pair of genes. We are expecting.
  • My role as an only child’s coming to an end, cuz mommy’s due with my new best friend.
  • Baby has entered the chat.
  • No, really, this is the last one.
  • We may have taken Netflix and chill a little too seriously.
  • Adding a baby to our crew.
  • Can’t wait to meet my new bestie!
  • Baking my mini-me and making my dreams come true.
  • Sometimes, miracles come in pairs.
  • Even miracles take a little time.
  • Adding a new member to the team.
  • You can stop asking when we’re going to have a baby now.
  • Surprise, we’re expecting.
  • Pretty soon we’ll need a minivan. We’re adding another to our clan.
  • I always wondered what it would be like to be pregnant. Now I know!
  • Our newest addition has arrived!
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, on (due date) our little miracle is due.
  • An adventure is about to begin.
  • Happiness is carrying a whole world inside you.
  • Hello baby, I can’t wait to meet you.
  • Welcoming our little one on (due date).
  • We’re going to be three peas in a pod.
  • Pregnancy is the happiest reason ever for feeling like crap.

Short Captions About Pregnancy

If you like these short captions about pregnancy, you can head to our list of Short Captions for more. You might also like our lists of Two Word Quotes and One Word Quotes for when you really like them short and sweet!

  • Little bundle loading…
  • Baby on board.
  • Baby is on the way!
  • Surprise, we’re expecting!
  • Dreams do come true!
  • Best oops ever.
  • Not fat just… Pregnant!
  • Here we grow again!
  • Oops! We did it again.
  • I declare pregnancy!
  • The bump made me eat it.
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  • The snuggle is real.
  • Little hero in the making.
  • Coming soon. Me too!
  • Baby in bloom.
  • My heart is full of love, my belly too.
  • We’re going to need a bigger car.
  • Sonogram and big smiles.
  • Poppin’ bottles.
  • I like big bumps and I cannot lie.
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  • Baby on board.
  • Happiness is on the way.
  • Officially outnumbered.
  • The best things come in threes.

Seasonal Cute Captions for Pregnancy

If you like these cute captions for pregnancy for each season, you can also check out our lists of Funny Summer Captions, Funny Fall Captions, Funny Winter Captions, and Funny Spring Captions.

  • A new peep is joining our family.
  • Flowers aren’t the only thing growing this spring, and so is our family!
  • Sleeping soundly in my mother’s womb until I am ready to bloom.
  • Summer breeze… and a baby, please!
  • Red, White, and Due!
  • In full bloom…
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  • This one is pretty much the summer motto for us all — Bra off. Hair up. Belly out.
  • Our little firecracker is on the way.
  • Sun’s out, bump’s out.
  • Baby, you’re a firework!
  • Summertime and the living’s easy, new baby makes three!
  • We’re adding another pumpkin to the patch.
  • The turkey isn’t the only thing in the oven this Thanksgiving…
  • Sweater weather and baby kicks.
  • Eating pumpkin pie for two this year.
  • Spice Spice Baby.
  • No tricks, just a treat, our family is growing by two little feet.
  • Not smuggling a pumpkin this Autumn!
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  • Get ready to fall in love with our new arrival.
  • A little snowflake is on the way.
  • This Christmas is extra sweet, our family is growing by one heart & two feet.
  • Baking more than cookies for Santa this year.
  • Oh baby – the more, the merrier!
  • The best presents aren’t under the tree.
  • One more reason to be merry.
  • A tiny gift for Christmas.

Short Pregnancy Quotes for Instagram

Here are our favorite short pregnancy quotes for Instagram. You might also want to check out our list of Short Quotes.

“Babies are always more trouble than you thought—and more wonderful.” — Charles Osgood

“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” — Leo J. Burke

“There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” — Chinese Proverb

“You are the closest I will ever come to magic.” — Suzanne Finnamore

“A grand adventure is about to begin.” — Winnie the Pooh

“Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.” — Maggie Scarf

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“Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.” – Merete Leonhardt-Lupa

“Now my belly is as noble as my heart.” — Gabriela Mistral

“I love you bigger than the world and sky.” — Marty Klazmer

“Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.” — Judy Ford

“I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!” — Tori Spelling

“Words can not express the joy of new life.” — Hermann Hesse

“Family is not an important thing, it’s everything.” — Michael J. Fox

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“There are words in the soul of a newborn baby, wanting and waiting to be written.” — Toba Beta

“Your pregnant elephant ankles will return to normal. Just hang in there.” — Adriel Booker

“Still the most magical day of my life was the day I became a mom.” — Linda Becker

“Sometimes you don’t realize what is missing in your life until it arrives.” — Araceli M. Ream

“Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.” — A.A. Milne

“Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.” Rita Rudner

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“With every newborn baby, a little sun rises.” — Irmgard Erath

“You are my sun, my moon, and all of my stars.” — E.E. Cummings

“You never understand life until it grows inside of you.” — Sandra Chami Kassis

“It is the most powerful creation to have life growing inside of you. There is no bigger gift.” — Beyoncé

“Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive.” — Evan Esar

Funny Pregnancy Instagram Quotes

These funny pregnancy quotes will put a smile on your face. If you like funny quotes and sayings, you should also check out our lists of Short Funny Quotes, Funny Good Morning QuotesFunny Love QuotesFunny Work QuotesFunny Quotes of the DayFunny Quotes About Life and Funny Inspirational Quotes.

“Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be.” — Carrie Fisher

“Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.” — Ashlee Simpson

“A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.” ― Benjamin Franklin

“Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of Mother’s Love.” — Maureen Hawkins

“If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.” — Erma Bombeck

“People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.” — Jessica Simpson

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“Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain—your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones

“A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years, and in your heart until the day you die.” — Mary Mason

“Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.” — Christine Feehan

 “You do a lot of growing up when you’re pregnant.  It’s suddenly like, ‘Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over.’” — Connie Fioretto

“It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it.” — Rich Cohen

“Every four weeks I go up a bra size… it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.” — Natasha Hamilton

“Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman, because it’s forever-changing, both mentally and physically.” — Brooke Burke

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“Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe’s way of helping you to learn to do that.” — Heather Wittenberg

“We can’t understand when we’re pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time—like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children.” — Anne Lamott

“The amazing thing about becoming a parent is that you will never again be your own first priority.” — Olivia Wilde

“Pregnancy can be a time when you take tremendous pleasure in eating, not only because you may enjoy food more but also because you know that it is nourishing both you and your baby.” — Martha Rose and Jane L. Davis

“Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It’s huge and scary—it’s an act of infinite optimism.” – Gilda Radner

“During my first pregnancy, the people I was around told me how great I looked, asked me how I was feeling, saved the comfiest chairs for me, and stocked the office with decaf tea. This time around, the person I spend the most time with—although she seems to think I’m swell—insists on eating my food and waking me up early every morning.” — Emily Fisk

“When I was pregnant, I was so huge and people on the bus would get up for me. That made me feel so precious and valued and valuable. I try to treat everyone like they’re pregnant.” — Mariska Hargitay

So that is our list of Instagram Quotes for Pregnancy and Captions for Pregnancy. Hopefully you found the perfect one for you.

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