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125 Tasty Pasta Captions

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Is there anything more comforting than a plate of pasta? It’s a classic Italian dish that has become a favorite around the world. And we think that the perfect pasta dish deserves the perfect pasta caption. We have gathered all the best pasta Instagram captions for you to pick the best one. Whether you got delivery or are out with friends or family we have the perfect caption about pasta for you.

We have also included pasta quotes, short Instagram pasta quotes and funny pasta quotes for Instagram for when you think that someone else said it best first.

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Pasta Captions

Here are some great pasta captions.

  • Make pasta, not war.
  • Legalize marinara.
  • Girls just want to have pasta!
  • There’s food…and then there’s pasta.
  • This dish is so good, it’s pre-pasta-rous.
  • The Carbonara Effect.
  • Holy Macaroni!
  • Pasta la vista, baby.
  • Life happens, pasta helps.
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  • Pasta is my life.
  • Pasta the pain away.
  • Live, love, and eat pasta.
  • Pasta… Are you my soulmate?!
  • I would love you if you were pasta.
  • Less drama, more pasta.
  • All I need are wifi and pasta.
  • Yes pasta, I will marry you.
  • It’s only during days that end with “y” that I eat pasta.
  • When your tummy chooses pasta time.
  • Sorry, I’m in a relationship. With pasta.
  • I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
  • Of course size matters, no one wants a small plate of pasta.
  • Today is a good day to have a great pasta!
  • The best weekends begin with pasta.
  • I knew it was gonna be a good day when you said, ‘Let’s do pasta.’
  • If I share my pasta with you, it’s a big deal.
  • Did someone say pasta?
  • A good plate of pasta can cure anything.

Pasta Captions for Instagram

Check out these pasta captions for Instagram. Find your favorite pasta Instagram captions now!

  • Pasta than a speeding bullet.
  • Say no to drugs, say yes to pasta.
  • Whatever the question, pasta is the answer.
  • VIP means Very Important pasta.
  • Mamma mia!
  • Everything I am, I owe to pasta.
  • Humans disappoint, pasta doesn’t.
  • Proudly made from pasta and pasta.
  • Penne for your thought.
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  • A Penne saved is a Penne earned.
  • Live. Laugh. Linguine.
  • If pasta can’t fix it, it’s a serious problem.
  • Life is not about finding yourself, it’s about finding pasta.
  • Seven days without pasta makes one weak.
  • Is an all pasta diet healthy? Asking for a friend.
  • After exercising, I eat pasta. Just kidding, I don’t exercise.
  • Sorry, couldn’t hear you, thinking about pasta.
  • It’s pasta o’ clock somewhere.
  • Buy me pasta and I’ll move mountains for you.
  • Key to my heart: make me pasta.
  • I believe in stopping work and eating pasta.
  • I make pasta disappear. What’s your superpower?
  • Don’t forget to eat pasta today!
  • Count the memories, not the calories.
  • I love you from my head to-ma-toes.

Funny Captions About Pasta

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  • All I care about is pasta and like three people.
  • I’m such a hopeless ramen-tic.
  • As long as there’s pasta in the world, I’m okay.
  • That fake noodle is an impasta!
  • Say (parmesan) “cheese”.
  • People disappoint, pasta never does
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  • Ravioli, ravioli, gimme the formuoli.
  • Life is about experiencing the pasta-bilities.
  • First, we eat pasta. Then we do everything else.
  • Save the planet, there’s pasta here.
  • Pasta tastes better than skinny feels.
  • Every meal would be better if it were pasta.
  • There’s food…and then there’s pasta.
  • Problems come and go, but pasta is forever.
  • Work hard, be nice, and eat pasta.
  • There is always time for pasta.
  • I followed my heart and it led me to pasta.
  • Weekend pasta cures the workweek blues.
  • If my plate is full of pasta, I’m happy.
  • A well balanced meal is a full plate in both hands.
  • Nothing changes my mood like a plate of pasta.
  • Ways to my heart: 1) Buy me pasta 2) Make me pasta 3) Be pasta.
  • Keep calm and eat pasta!
  • The only thing better than pasta is eating pasta with friends.
  • I just want someone to look at me the way I look at pasta.
  • To live a full life, you have to fill your stomach first.
  • Keep calm and eat pasta.
  • Pasta soothes the nerves.
  • Eating pasta is a nice way of saying thank you to your body.
  • The Pasta Club.

Funny Pasta Quotes

These pasta quotes also work perfectly as pasta captions. And if you like these funny pasta quotes for Instagram, you should also check out our lists of Short Funny QuotesFunny Good Morning QuotesFunny Love QuotesFunny Work QuotesFunny Quotes of the DayFunny Quotes About Life and Funny Inspirational Quotes.

  • “Pasta is the one food I can’t live without.” – Joe Bastianich
  • “You can buy good pasta but when you cook it yourself it has another feeling.” – Agnes Varda
  • “I only like food without color, like potatoes, bread, and pasta.” – Emma Roberts
  • “No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.” – Christopher Morley
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  • “All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry.” – Sara Paretsky
  • “Pasta doesn’t make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.” – Giada De Laurentiis
  • “What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!”- Stephen Colbert
  • “If I start feeling down I’ll gorge myself on pasta. That usually does the trick. It’s the Italian blood in me.” – Natalie Imbruglia
  • “Carbs – especially pasta – are the fuel my body needs to maintain an athletic lifestyle.” – Joe Bastianich
  • “People should always have a good bottle of extra virgin olive oil, a packet of pasta, tinned tomatoes, and a good cheese somewhere in their fridge.” –  Gino D’Acampo
  • “As long as there are pasta and Chinese food in the world, I’m okay.” – Michael Chang
  • “Life is a combination of magic and pasta.”- Federico Fellini
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Short Pasta Instagram Quotes

If you like these short pasta Instagram quotes, check out our full list of Short Quotes for more.

  • “Life is not worth living if I cannot have pasta or bread again.” – Monica Seles
  • “Life is too short not to have pasta, steak, and butter.” – Iman
  • “In heaven, after antipasti, the first course will be pasta.” – Steve Albini
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  • “I’d much rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size 0.” – Sophia Loren
  • “Pasta with melted cheese is the one thing I could eat over and over again.” – Yotam Ottolenghi
  • “I’m a huge pasta and pizza lover. I can eat those every single day.” – Shay Mitchell
  • “Good food choices are good investments.” – Bethenny Frankel
  • “Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. – Sophia Loren

Short Captions on Pasta

Check out these short captions on pasta, then head to our complete list of Short Captions.

  • Ti amo pasta.
  • Make pasta, not war.
  • Say “cheese”.
  • Buon appetito!
  • Pasta party!
  • Eat your carbs.
  • Pastatarian.
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  • Sadly, they pasta way.
  • Pasta la vista, baby!
  • This too shall pasta.
  • Eat pasta, live longer.
  • Let’s get sauced.
  • Pasta time.
  • Let there be pasta.
  • But first, pasta.
  • Pasta more, worry less.
  • Good food. Good mood.
  • Pasta now, nap later.
  • Life happens. Pasta helps.
  • Ask me on a pasta date.
  • Just pasta-in’.
  • Let’s do pasta.
  • I’d rather be pasta-ing.
  • I believe in pasta.
  • You had me at pasta.

Cute Captions About Pasta for Couples

If you like these cute captions about pasta for couple for when you are out on a pasta date, you might also want to check out our lists of Cute Couple Captions, Funny Couple Captions and Cute Captions.

  • Every pasta me loves every pasta you.
  • I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
  • I love you from my head tomatoes.
  • I love you, hot or cold.
  • You had me at pasta.
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  • You mac me smile.
  • I love you fusilli reasons.
  • I macaronly have eyes for you.
  • I pepper-only have eyes for you.
  • It might sound cheesy, but you’ve melted my heart.
  • My love language is pasta.
  • I followed my heart and it led me to pasta.
  • She is the only girl who can steal the pasta of my heart.
  • Take another little pasta my heart now, baby.
  • Unlike this pasta, you can’t be topped.
  • You have stolen a pasta my hut!
  • You will always have a pasta my heart.

Clever Captions for Pasta

Check out these cute and clever captions for pasta and head to our lists of Clever Captions for more.

  • Life is a combination of magic and pasta.
  • Burying my problems in pasta.
  • I ain’t alfredo no ghost!
  • Secret’s in the sauce.
  • Less drama, more pasta.
  • You’re pasta-tively amazing.
  • Keep calm and eat pasta.
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  • Come and spaghett it!
  • Love is in the air…it smells like pasta.
  • Surround yourself with pasta, not negativity.
  • Pasta is an acceptable meal at any time of the day.
  • On the eighth day, God created pasta.
  • You can’t just eat good food. You’ve got to talk about it, too.
  • Happiness sounds like “pasta” to me.
  • Pasta means a moment of uninterrupted peace.
  • I love you to the fridge and back.
  • It’s not a dream. Pasta is real!
  • Putting on my stretchy pants for pasta.
  • Nothing brings people together like good food.
  • I just don’t want to look back and think, ‘I could’ve eaten that.’
  • Pasta time, my favorite time of the day.
  • A pasta a day keeps the worries away.
  • Pasta is my therapy.
  • My thoughts are consumed with important things, like pasta.
  • You can never have too much pasta.
  • Pasta buddies.

Spaghetti Captions

You’ll love these spaghetti captions.

  • We’re all spaghetting older.
  • Will work for spaghetti.
  • Like unrinsed spaghetti, good friends stick together.
  • Eat the spaghetti to forgetti your regretti.
  • Don’t be upsetti, eat some spaghetti.
  • Are you ready for spaghetti?
  • Pasta just spaghets me.
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  • Lasagna is just spaghetti-layered cake
  • Happiness is eating a bowl of spaghetti.
  • Snack or dinner, spaghetti is the ultimate solution.
  • The best cooks serving you the best spaghetti.
  • Spaghetti, meet ball
  • Come and spaghet it.
  • So you spaghetting older?
  • Spaghett hype
  • Spaghett out of my way
  • The world is better when spaghetti is there.
  • Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
  • When you really want to show some love, keep the flowers and say it with spaghetti.
  • Ready…set-y…spaghetti!

Captions for Italian Food

Italy is the birthplace of pasta and is still the best place to eat it. Here are a few of our favorites from our list of Italy Captions. Pick your favorite Italian food captions, then you might also like our list of Pizza Captions.

  • I’m pasta-tive that we will be back in Italy soon!
  • Ciao Italia!
  • Arrived in the land of pizza and pasta
  • We will always have Italy
  • Life is about experiencing the pasta-bilities.
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  • Italian food is magic. You start with some plain pasta…and pesto, it’s delicious!
  • Italy = Eat, pasta, love.
  • Waking up in Italy…
  • I’m pasta-tive that we will be back in Italy soon!
  • Italy, I think I love you
  • Pasta dinner is Italian group therapy.
  • Kisses from Italy

Pasta Sayings

You’ll love these pasta sayings.

  • How much spaghetti I think I’m making. How much spaghetti I actually make.
  • When people get sick, they want chicken soup; I want spaghetti with parmesan cheese, olive oil and a bit of lemon zest.”
  • Life is like a bowl of spaghetti. Every once in a while, you get a meatball.
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  • Throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks.
  • If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
  • Being thin would be nice, but have you ever tasted pasta.
  • I can’t turn lead into gold, but I can turn pasta into breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
  • Surround yourself with pasta, not negativity.
  • Grab that pasta while you can. They’re here today, gone tomato.
  • Old Italians never die, they just pasta way

Funny Sayings About Pasta

If you like these funny pasta sayings, you can also check out our longer list of Funny Sayings.

  • Italians love sun, sin, and spaghetti.
  • Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and pasta closest.
  • Duct tape and pasta are alike. They fix everything!
  • I sprinkle pasta on my Parmesan cheese.
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  • Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to disagree?
  • Well, pasta has tomatoes, doesn’t that count as veggies?
  • Is an all pasta diet healthy? Asking for a friend.
  • People come and go, but pasta is for life.
  • I’m laughing so hard I’m ravioling on the floor
  • I Cannelloni laugh at my mistakes.
  • I’m really bad at portioning uncooked pasta… so if you and 50 of your friends want to come over, dinner is ready.
  • The answer to “What time is it?” is always “pasta time”.

Pasta Puns

These pasta puns will put a smile on your face.

  • Let’s taco ’bout it over pasta.
  • Do you want a pasta me?
  • Penne for your thoughts.
  • It cost a pretty penne.
  • Can you pasta sauce please?
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  • That low-cut dress is so ravioling.
  • I am tortellini in love with you.
  • You are tortellini awesome.
  • Hope you gnocchi how awesome you are.
  • The pastabilities are endless!
  • You pasta your test!
  • Get out there and cheese the day.
  • Here today, gone tomato.
  • Carbe diem.
  • Let’s make pasta cheese grate again.

So that is our list of Captions for Pasta and Quotes About Pasta for Instagram! We hope you found the perfect one for you.

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Now enjoy your pasta!

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