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145 Perfect Tea Captions for 2023

When you are ready to share a picture of your morning ritual we have the best tea captions for your next post. So whether you are greeting the sunrise with a cup of tea or slowing down having tea with friends, we have you covered with this list of tea captions for Instagram.

And for those times when you think that someone else has said it best first we have included the best tea quotes for Instagram.

Or if you are looking for a smile, head to our section of funny tea captions.

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Now scroll through to find your favorite caption about tea.

Tea Captions

Here are some of our favorite tea captions.

  • Fancy a cup of tea?
  • You are precisely my cup of tea.
  • Matcha latte, because adulting is hard
  • Matcha, the taste of heaven in a cup
  • Cherishing the little pause that tea allows.
  • Save water, drink chai.
  • Matcha: the superfood in a cup.
  • Hit me with your best pot.
  • Did I bake another batch of cookies? Yes, guilt-tea.
  • Dear, chai. You’ll always be my best-tea.
  • When life gives you lemons, put them in your tea.
Cup of tea with tea captions
  • My happy drink.
  • Keep calm and drink green tea.
  • Good things come in small packages, like tea.
  • Tea: the drink that makes you feel like you have your life together.
  • The secret to my energy? Matcha.
  • There’s nothing a cup of matcha can’t fix.
  • Who needs therapy when you’ve got chai?
  • Teatime: A hug for the soul and spirit.
  • A cup of chai is a solution for everything.
Matcha with matcha captions
  • The calm before the storm.
  • I never met a tea I didn’t like.
  • Life is short, drink the chai latte.
  • Matcha, the ultimate mood booster
  • Who says I’m 80% water? I’m actually 80% tea and a tad bit crazy.
  • I didn’t choose the mug life, the mug life chose me.
  • If good vibes had a flavor, it would be this chai.

Funny Tea Captions

We think that when it comes to tea captions, funny ones are often the best ones. If you like these funny captions about tea, you should also check out our lists of Funniest Captions, Funny Family Captions, Funny Food Captions, Funny Selfie CaptionsFunny Couple Captions, Funny Travel Captions, Funny Graduation Captions, and Funny Birthday Captions.

  • So, what’s the tea?
  • A chai a day keeps the grumpy away.
  • You, me, and a cup of tea.
  • The magic of matcha is real.
  • Do you want a picture of tea? Just leaf it to me!
  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy tea and that’s kind of the same thing.
  • Matcha me up, Scotty
  • Would you look at the time, it’s tea o’clock!
Cup of tea with funny tea captions
  • The perfect match(a) for any occasion.
  • Today’s good mood is sponsored by chai.
  • Keep calm and put the kettle on.
  • I need a hug…..e cup of chai.
  • Just a matcha girl living in a coffee world.
  • Just a girl, standing in front of her tea, asking it to energize her.
  • Sip, sip, hooray! It’s tea time.
  • A tea a day keeps the bad vibes away.
  • Matcha is my cup of joy.
  • Who needs a guy, when there’s chai.
Matcha with funny matcha captions
  • Chai is my love language.
  • Hello, this is my mug shot.
  • If chai can’t fix it, it’s serious problem.
  • I don’t always drink tea, but when I do, I feel amazing.
  • Herbal tea, the secret to my happiness
  • Life is too short to drink boring tea.
  • Matcha, the perfect way to start my day
  • My new favorite tradition with myself is afternoon tea.
  • Whatever your problem is, there’s a chai for that.
  • Today’s forecast has a 100% chance of tea.

Tea Instagram Captions

Your followers will love these tea captions for Instagram. Find your favorite tea Instagram captions below!

  • Tea, because life is too short for bad drinks.
  • Matcha, because I like my tea green and strong
  • Happiness is a sip of chai.
  • Structuring my day by cups of tea.
  • What would you rate this afternoon tea spread?
  • Chai.. The cure for everything.
  • Matcha, the perfect pick-me-up
  • Matcha is the key to my heart.
  • I kind of feel like I’m cheating on coffee.
  • A cup of tea a day keeps the grumpy away.
Cup of tea with tea Instagram captions
  • Chai is the other Vitamin C.
  • Pick yourself up and chai again.
  • Sip on some matcha and feel the glow.
  • Hones-tea is the best policy.
  • Having a virtual afternoon hangout was a tea-rrific idea.
  • Chai there! What are you up to this afternoon?
  • All I need is love, tea, and wifi.
  • Tea, the perfect balance of sweet and bitter
  • No coffee, no workee, except for tea.
  • Socializing is not my cup of tea.
  • I like you, but I’m a little chai.
Matcha with matcha captions for Instagram
  • Sip, sip, hooray for matcha
  • Find your matcha made in heaven.
  • Feeling matcha-fied and energized.
  • Taking life one sip at a time.
  • Matcha, the green light to happiness.
  • Putting my mug collection to good use.
  • I take tea time very seriously.
  • Step aside—this is a job for chai!

Short Captions About Tea

If you like these short captions about tea, head over to our list of Short Captions for more. You might also like our lists of Two Word Quotes and One Word Quotes for when you really like them short and sweet!

  • Tea-riffic!
  • Hello there, hot tea.
  • Matcha-latte love.
  • Any time is tea time!
  • Pinkies up.
  • Matcha and chill.
  • Such a cut-tea.
  • Sip, sip, matcha!
  • Ready to ParTea.
  • Anytime is tea time.
Cup of tea with short captions about tea
  • Matcha madness.
  • But first, tea.
  • Note to self: chai helps.
  • Tea, the magic potion.
  • Matcha and chill
  • You are my cup of tea.
  • Blood type: Tea positive.
  • My body runs on tea.
  • Chai is life.
  • A cup of peace.
  • Matcha me happy.
Matcha with short captions about matcha
  • Tea is my liquid gold.
  • More chai, please.
  • Peace in a cup.
  • Positivi-tea.
  • Slay all day with matcha.
  • Spill the tea.
  • This is a tea stan account now.
  • Recharging my spirit.

Tea Puns

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  • It’s time to get this par-TEA started!
  • Bringing out my inner tranquili-TEA.
  • Full of creativi-TEA
  • Those smart travelers who take part in long desert journeys always drink their camel-mile tea.
  • We love enjoying blends, with benefits.
  • Feeling the chat-TEA today.
  • Chinese tea is so good is because it takes a very oolong time to prepare.
  • This is definitely my cup of tea.
  • Feeling a bit flirt-TEA.
Cup of tea with tea puns
  • My morning is mint-TEA fresh.
  • Here to be naught-TEA.
  • Astronauts prefer tea because they can appreciate the gravi-TEA of these beverages
  • Rallying cry of the tea drinker: “Fight for your right to par-TEA!”
  • Where there is tea, there is hope!
  • Would rather be his shot of espresso than everyone’s cup of tea.
  • Found myself in hot water so I have to bag it
  • It’s no use crying over spilled tea, but it is just so sad!
  • Tea drinkers often find themselves in hot water.
  • According to Yoda, “Brew or brew not. There is no steep.”

Short Tea Quotes for Instagram

Here are our favorite short tea quotes for Instagram. You can also check out our longer list of Short Quotes.

“Tea is quiet and our thirst for tea is never far from our craving for beauty.” – James Norwood Pratt

“Tea time is a chance to slow down, pull back and appreciate our surroundings.” – Letitia Baldrige

“Wouldn’t it be dreadful to live in a country where they didn’t have tea?” – Noel Coward

“There is no problem on earth that can’t be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.” – Jasper Fforde

“I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea.” – Lu T’ung

“Each cup of tea represents an imaginary voyage.” – Catherine Douzel

Cup of tea with short tea quotes for Instagram by Douzel

“A simple cup of tea is far from a simple matter.” – Mary Lou Heiss

“Where there’s tea there’s hope.” – Arthur Wing Pinero

“Enjoy life sip by sip, not gulp by gulp.” – The Minister of Leaves

“Tea will take you there” – Ags Sachs

“Tea … is a religion of the art of life.” – Kakuzo Okakura

“There’s something hypnotic about the word tea.” – Dorothy L. Sayers

“Home is where the tea is.” –  Js Devivre

“Tea is the elixir of life.” – Eisai, Kissa Yojoki

“Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept.” – Frances Hardinge

“Better to be deprived of food for three days, than tea for one.”  Ancient Chinese proverb

“Tea should be taken in solitude.”  – C. S. Lewis

“If I’m having a chardonnay in the show, it’ll be green tea with water.” – Kether Donohue

Funny Tea Instagram Quotes

These funny tea quotes will put a smile on your face. If you like funny quotes and sayings, you should also check out our lists of Short Funny Quotes, Funny Good Morning QuotesFunny Love QuotesFunny Work QuotesFunny Quotes of the DayFunny Quotes About Life and Funny Inspirational Quotes.

“The path to Heaven passes through a teapot.” – Ancient proverb

“We are like Tea, we don’t know our own strength until we’re in Hot Water” – Sister Busche

“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.” – Bill Watterson

“Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors” – Alice Walker

“We had a kettle; we let it leak: Our not repairing made it worse. We haven’t had any tea for a week… The bottom is out of the Universe.” – Rudyard Kipling

“I got nasty habits – I take tea at three.” – Mick Jagger

Cup of tea with funny tea Instagram quote by Jagger

“I haven’t acquired a taste for green tea, and I don’t intend to.” – Arjun Rampal

“Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.” – Henry Fielding

“No matter where you are in the world, you are at home when tea is served.” – Earlene Grey

“Tea is a part of daily life. It is as simple as eating when hungry and drinking when thirsty.” – Yamamoto Soshun

“There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be diminished by a nice cup of tea.” – Bernard-Paul Heroux

“Water is the mother of tea, a teapot its father, and fire the teacher.” – Chinese Proverb

“Drinking a cup of green tea, I stopped the war.” – Paul Reps

Matcha with matcha quotes for Instagram by Reps

“If you are cold, tea will warm you; if you are too heated, it will cool you; If you are depressed, it will cheer you; If you are excited, it will calm you.” – William Ewart Gladstone

“There is something in the nature of tea that leads us into a world of quiet contemplation of life.” – Lin Yutang

“When you are drinking tea, it is basically a private conversation between the tea and your individual soul.”  – Lu Ann Pannunzio

So that is it for our list of Instagram Quotes for Tea and Captions for Tea. We hope you found the perfect one for you.

Now go share your tea photo!

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