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95 Funny Wine Captions

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Who doesn’t like a glass of wine? And whether you are having a glass at home or out with friends, you can end up with some great photos. We think that when it comes to wine captions funny ones are the best so we have put together a list of the best funny wine captions for when you are having trouble finding the right words.

We have also included the best funny wine quotes for Instagram for when someone else has said it best first.

So, if you are looking for funny captions about wine to make them smile, you will find it here.

And if you like these captions, you should also check out our lists of Night Out Captions, Party Captions, Funny Friend Captions, Flirty Captions and Beer Captions, then head to our list of Girls’ Night Quotes.

If you prefer to do your wine drinking on the weekend, you can also check out our lists of Weekend Captions, Friday Captions, Saturday Captions and Sunday Captions.

Scroll through to find your favorite caption for wine.

Funny Wine Captions

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  • I find wine is cheaper than therapy
  • Good friends and good wine
  • After drinking so much wine, I need a Napa!
  • Will you accept this rosé?
  • Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine.
  • Always the right time for a glass of wine
  • Gluten free. Dairy free. Fat Free. I love the wine diet!
  • Save water, drink wine.
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  • Cozy nights are made for wine
  • I just can’t get enough of wine
  • Great views, great company, great wine, can’t ask for much more!
  • Wine is the answer. What was the question?
  • It’s better to be full of wine than full of shit.
  • Drinking before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.
  • Cheers to pour decisions
  • Wine is a constant reminder that life is good
  • Tonight’s forecast… 99% chance of wine
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  • My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick.
  • Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass and I’ll be just fine.
  • With wine and hope, anything is possible.
  • The first kiss and the first glass of wine are the best.
  • I need a glass of wine…or a bottle…or a winery in Italy.

Funny Wine Captions for Instagram

Your followers will love these funny wine captions for Instagram.

  • Wine, the best way to get inspired
  • Red lips and wine sips
  • White wine all the time.
  • I’ll be there in a prosecco!
  • I need a huge glass of wine.
  • Party now, adult later.
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  • But I’ve got a Blanc space baby
  • Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.
  • Just rescuing this wine which was trapped inside a bottle.
  • All you need is a glass of wine and a pretty view
  • It’s ok to drink white wine after Labor Day.
  • Wine pairs nicely with good friends.
  • The best way to learn about wine is by drinking.
  • A glass of wine on his dime.
  • I wish someone would look at me the same way I look at wine.
  • Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.
  • Adulting makes me wine.
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  • It’s not a hangover, it’s wine flu.
  • Oh, sweet child of wine
  • Friends and wine… the older the better.
  • It isn’t good to keep things bottled up.
  • If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up in a wine bar.
  • Good friends listen to your adventures. Best friends make them with you.

Short Funny Captions About Wine

If you like these short funny captions about wine, you could also head to our list of Short Captions.

  • Wine more; worry less
  • Wine often. Wine always.
  • Wine is life
  • Partner in wine
  • Rosé all day
  • Stop and smell the rosé.
  • Wine and chill
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  • White wine all the time
  • Working nine to wine.
  • Great minds drink alike.
  • Slay all day then cabernet
  • Read between the wines.
  • Will you accept this rosé?
  • Vino Vidi Vici
  • No wine left behind.
  • I’m on cloud wine.
  • Red, wine, and booze
  • Say you’ll be wine.
  • Time to wine down.
  • I don’t give a sip!
  • You had me at Merlot.
  • Wine is my Valentine
  • Wine a little, laugh a lot.

Funny Wine Tasting Captions

Check out these funny wine tasting captions.

  • Let’s go wine-tasting on the couch.
  • Cheers to new wine tasting adventures.
  • Who’s thirsty?
  • Let’s get wine tasting!
  • Sip, sip, sip…
  • Here’s to unique flavors and aromas
  • Ready for a taste of adventure
  • When a winemaker pours you a glass, swirl with grace.
  • Wine tasting with besties
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  • Sometimes wine becomes your lifestyle
  • Heard it on the grapevine
  • Tasting our way through the vineyard
  • Loves me a good wine tour
  • Fresh air & wine. Can’t beat it!
  • Sip of pure bliss in the beauty of these vineyard views!
  • Golden hour wine tasting.
  • Unwind. Sip wine. Repeat.⁠
  • Let the fun begin.
  • Grapes in the sunlight make for postcard-perfect views!
  • Cheers to getting lost among the vines!

Clever Wine Instagram Captions

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  • Oops! Did I buy wine instead of milk again?
  • Wine flies when you are having fun
  • Wine is my spirit animal.
  • Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
  • Wine-one-one my glass is empty
  • I need to re-wine my life.
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  • I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?
  • Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.
  • Me and my good friend Merlot
  • Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
  • Wine Wednesday? What about wine every day?
  • I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle
  • A nice glass of wine makes everything better
  • A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.
  • It’s always 5 o’clock somewhere!
  • Life is too short to drink bad wine.
  • We’re on an all grape diet
  • Life is better when there’s wine
  • Sip me baby one more time!
  • Every empty bottle is filled with a great story
  • The only thing I throwback on Thursday is a glass of wine.

Funny Short Wine Quotes for Instagram

Here are our favorite short wine quotes for Instagram. You can also check out our list of Short Funny Quotes.

“In wine, there’s truth.” — Pliny the Elder

“There must be always wine and fellowship or we are truly lost.” – Ann Fairbairn

“Wine, it’s in my veins and I can’t get it out.” – Burgess Meredith

“Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” — Rumi

“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” — Louis Pasteur

“Wine is bottled poetry.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

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“Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath, and a glass of wine.” — Thomas Aquinas

“Compromises are for relationships, not wine.” – Sir Robert Scott Caywood

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra

“A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” – Louis Pasteur

“Better is old wine than new, and old friends like-wise.” – Charles Kingsley

“Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.” – Karl Marx

“I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemmingway

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” ― W.C. Fields

“What wine goes with Captain Crunch?” ― George Carlin

“When a man drinks wine at dinner, he begins to be better pleased with himself.” – Plato

“Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.” —Matt Groening

Funny Wine Instagram Quotes

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“Beer is made by men, wine by God.” — Martin Luther

“Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.” – Benjamin Franklin

“People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full, miss the point. The glass is refillable.” – Simon Sinek

“I felt once more how simple and frugal a thing is happiness: a glass of wine, a roast chestnut, a wretched little brazier, the sound of the sea. Nothing else.” – Nikos Kazantzakis

“She loved three things – a joke, a glass of wine, and a handsome man.” – W. Somerset Maugham

“A person with increasing knowledge and sensory education may derive infinite enjoyment from wine.” – Ernest Hemingway

“I like on the table, when we’re speaking, the light of a bottle of intelligent wine.” – Pablo Neruda

“Compromises are for relationships, not wine.” – Sir Robert Scott Caywood

“Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” – Pope John XXIII

“For when the wine is in, the wit is out.” – Thomas Becon

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“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.” – Aristophanes

“Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.” ― Leon Adams

“Wine rejoices the heart of man and joy is the mother of all virtues.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“One not only drinks wine, one smells it, observes it, tastes it, sips it and one talks about it.” – King Edward VII

“I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.” —Leslie Jamison

“Always keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes, the special occasion is that you’ve got a bottle of Champagne in the fridge.” – Hester Browne

“One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.” ― Charles Baudelaire

So that is our list of Instagram Quotes for Wine and Captions for Wine. Hopefully you found the perfect one for you.

Now go enjoy a glass of wine!

Also, let us know if there is a caption on wine that should be added.

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