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Considering just how informative our last entry was I should probably recap things quickly and bring everyone up to speed. After spending a few days practically reinventing the word relaxing at Byoona Amagara on Lake Bunyoni we eventually hit the road again for a long (ever so long…) journey into the capital city of Kampala. Once there we reacquainted ourselves with the miracle of internet and did some none too shabby shopping which netted us a new band for my pink watch (the whole pocket watch thing was undermining my masculinity faster than Laynni’s money belt) and new netbook to replace the one liberated from our care in Rwanda. And there we found ourselves, reinvigorated by mall food and wireless connections, ready to embark on a three-pronged plan of attack for our final 10 days or so in Uganda, culminating in the incomparable Sipi Falls.   Murchison Falls Took a…

Late Arrival Pays Ultimate Price on Ride to Uganda Musanze, Rwanda – A horrified Rwandan woman suffered the shameful indignity of sitting next to a pair of mzungu on the bus to the Ugandan border Thursday. An unnamed source described the woman as “crestfallen” when she arrived at the matatu park and realized the only remaining seat would result not only in close proximity but possibly even have her touch the sweaty foreigners. The humiliated woman spent the trip suffering silently amid the pungent odours of entitlement and ketchup, quietly ruing her foolish decision to try squeezing out a bit of last minute pee before leaving home. Border Crossing Results in Emasculation Cyanika, Rwanda – A Canadian man had his testicles stored away for safekeeping at the Rwandan – Ugandan border last week. As he was outside filling in his visa form his wife was busy inside shaming him by…

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