Christmas is all about socializing, having fun and enjoying laughter with friends and families, so we have put together a list of all the best funny Christmas letter board quotes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny Christmas letter board sayings, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Christmas Letter Board Sayings
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Son of a nutcracker!
It’s colder than my soul out here!
I put the “ho” in “ho, ho, ho!”
Tinsel hair. Don’t care.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me … What is this, and did you keep the receipt?
Chillin’ with my mug and blanket just like Baby Yoda
When it snows you have two choices. Shovel or snow angels.
Why can’t the Christmas trees knit? Because they always drop their needles!
Sweet and twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?
Every day I’m shovelin’
I want a fat bank account and a slim waist for Christmas this year. You better not mix those two up, Santa!
Hope you enjoy this “elfie” from us
Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle
Let it snow… somewhere else!
Winter is warmer when we are laughing
Snowy hair, don’t care. It’s Christmas!
All spruced up and ready the jingle the night away
It’s freezing—snow joke!
Yoda caroling: A Merry Christmas, we wish you. A Merry Christmas, we wish you
Believe in your elf
Santa saw your Instagram. You’re getting a muumuu and a Bible for Christmas
You can find us under the mistletoe
I see snow… so, where’s Elsa?
I hope you’re less like Santa, and visit me more than once a year
May your holidays be as lovely as they look on Instagram
Ooooooh. We thought you said, “Christmas BEER.”
Break out the ornaments and let the decorating begin
This tree is feelin’ merry and bright
All I want for Christmas is…food!
Go out there and earn your hot cocoa
All I want for Christmas is see the link to my wish list
I feel better knowing Santa will also be unemployed after Christmas
May your regifting practice go undetected this year
Happy Holi-yays!
Drink up, Grinches! It’s Christmas
Christmas is coming
Drink up grinches
All I want for Christmas is you… and cookies… and hot chocolate
Let’s be naughty and save Santa a trip
Rockin’ each other’s Christmas socks
Let’s go to the kitchen and whisk everyone a merry Christmas
Merry Christmas! Now, excuse us while we head back to the mistletoe
Santa, stop here. We have cookies.
It’s a good thing Santa didn’t see my browser history
We’re just a bunch of candy canes—sweet and slightly twisted
The Christmas alphabet has noel
Dear Santa…can you please define “nice?”
Leading up to the worst night’s sleep all year
Sugar and spice make the holidays nice
What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe
Friends are the hot chocolate in winter season
Time to get into the Christmas spirit – vodka, gin, rum, etc.
Cue the twinkly lights
Christmas break to-do list: Eat, drink, nap
Have a cool yule and swell noel
My favorite color is evergreen with a hint of tinsel
Being good for goodness’ sake was not enough motivation
My favourite color is Christmas lights
I hope you love the present you told me to buy for you
When in doubt, add more sparkle
Up to snow good
Hold on for deer life
The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks
This one had me at “ho ho ho”!
Keep calm and snow day on!
Christmas calories don’t count!
We’ve got chemis-tree
For your present, it’s either a warm hug or a snug choke-hold. Choose wisely!
Feelin’ frosty
Christmas cheer? I thought I heard Christmas beer.
Christmas tree o’ Christmas tree, your ornaments are history
Bring on the snow day!
Dear Santa…I can explain
The battle between me and carbs is the real war this Christmas
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies
Today, I will sleigh Christmas!
If kisses were snowflakes, we’d be having a blizzard!
Snowy hair don’t care
Coffee. Christmas music. Now let’s decorate!
I like Santa Claus because he only visits once a year. Every guest should follow his example
When life gives you snow, make snow angels
It’s looking like a Charlie Brown tree kinda year
Be naughty, save Santa the trip
Let it snow…. but not on my hair
You had me at ho ho ho
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental
It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas
Dear Santa: This isn’t what it looks like
Snow glad to see you!
It’s snow laughing matter
Oh, deer
Making it count because Christmas only comes once a year
My presence is really the only gift you need. Merry Christmas!
Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree to remind my family that I’m a gift
Freeze the day
Keep calm and decorate on
Help! There’s snow way out of here
Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter
Frozen fingers and eskimo kisses
Christmas Eve is the one night I’m looking forward to morning
We go together like hot chocolate and marshmallows
Christmas comes but once a year, but when it comes, it better bring good beer
But first, let me take an elfie.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture
My spirit animal is Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red
All my savings just disappeared! Is this what they meant by Christmas wonder?
December 25th is the only day I become a morning person
You are never too old for a snowball fight
‘Tis the season to be freezin’
Happy Holidays! Let the bingeing begin!
100% on the naughty list
Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one
My tree is set to sparkle
All I want for Christmas is you (and maybe some Christmas cookies, too)
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year
Hot chocolate weather
I love you from head to mistletoe
’Tis the season to sparkle and shine
I’ve decided to give everyone my opinion instead of presents this year. Be excited!
It is socially acceptable to let my siblings wear the same PJ’s as me tonight
Christmas is Claus for celebration!
It’s beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas…
No lying… We’ve been more naughty than nice!
Looking a lot like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Who wants CANDY CANES?!!!
But wait—there’s myrrh
Sleigh all day
Say freeze!
The weather outside is frightful, but my Christmas tree is so delightful
It’s a hot chocolate and tree decorating kind of day
May the Christmas season fill your home with joy, your heart with love, and your life with absolutely everything you put on your wish list
Bah, humbug!
There’s snowplace like home
You know it’s Christmas when your wallet is empty but your heart is full
Eat, drink, and be merry
Decking the halls in sparkles
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name
A mistle-toast to the holiday season
Ho-ho-home for Christmas!
Yule be sorry
Hope you have a remember-forever-and-ever-and-ever-and-ever kind of holiday
Like the Christmas lights, let’s get lit!
‘Tis the season to sparkle
Snow happens, hot chocolate helps
Your presents is requested
Leave a little sparkle wherever you go
I put so much thought into your gift, that I never got around to actually buying it. Merry Christmas, anyway!
Have I been naughty this year? Well, I hope one of the reindeer eats the “naughty” list
The snuggle is real
You better not pout
Watch your step – it could be your last
Wake me up when it’s summer
Besides the tree, guess who’s going to get lit all day?
In the depths of winter, I finally learned that make snow angels
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases
The reason why we should always jingle all the way is because nobody likes half-assed jingles
A Christmas Conspiracy: Olive, the other reindeer…
Snow excited!
May your gifts be many, and your returns and exchanges be few
Here’s my resting Grinch face
My holiday weight gain is in no way an indication of increased jolliness
This tree is going to sleigh all day
My fat pants are ready
Santa ho ho hopes you’ve been good this year
Christmas is too sparkly… said no one ever
Never underestimate my ability to buy a bigger Christmas tree
Getting more lit than the Christmas tree
Ice to see you!
Decorating the tree is always snow much fun
Dear big, fat, judgmental jerk, I just want to tell you that I’ve been naughty this year and it was all worth it!
It was love at frost sight
Ho, ho, ho? More like ha, ha, ha!
It’s all fun and games ’till Santa checks the naughty list
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year
Fairy lights on winter nights
I smell presents!
Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright
Rockin’ around the Christmas tree!
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Christmas Letter Board Quotes, Short Christmas Sayings and Short Christmas Quotes for Cards.
Funny Christmas Letter Board Quotes
“The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!” – Charles N Barnard
“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.” – Henny Youngman
“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” – Andy Borowitz
“Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge
“I hate the radio this time of year because they play “All I Want For Christmas Is You” like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.” – Bridger Winegar
“You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.” – Robert Paul
“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.” – Kin Hubbard
“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?” – Matt Groening
“Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.” – Carol Nelson
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“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.” – Winston Spear
“Who’s the bane of Santa’s life? The elf and safety officer.” – Catherine Tate
“Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.” – Frank McKinney Hubbard
“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” – Gary Allan
“It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.” – Anon
“That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.” – Jerry Seinfeld
“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” – Garrison Keillor
“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.” – Melanie White
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” – Will Ferrell, “Elf”
So that is it for our list of Funny Christmas Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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Laynni Locke
Laynni has been sharing her travel adventures and day-to-day life on Routinely Nomadic social media for over 15 years and appreciates the importance of finding the perfect quote or caption to showcase those experiences. Putting her extensive writing and education background to good use, Laynni has become passionate about researching and curating comprehensive lists of all the best quotes and captions for every occasion.