With the long bleak winter on the horizon, a laugh or two is always a welcome distraction, so we have put together a list of all the best funny fall sayings for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny fall sayings for Instagram, we also have you covered.
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Funny Fall Sayings
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Don’t be so fall of yourself!
Well hello there September
It’s no use crying over spilled cider.
Some days are cool while others are hot; September is the month we are talking about.
It seems like all the leaves changed in one fall swoop
Orange you glad it’s fall?
You can’t make an omelet without breaking some leaves.
These puns are un-be-leaf-able.
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
I’ve got a real crush on cider season; it’s a total squeeze!
Why was the pumpkin surprised? It was caught off gourd.
Hocus pocus and chill?
How am I feeling? Never sweater
A penny saved is a penny earned, unless you drop it in a pile of leaves.
Let’s just fall it a day
The grass is always greener on the other side of autumn.
What did the tree get when it went on vacation? Paid leaf.
Eat, drink, and be scary
You’re the (caramel) apple of my eye.
One bad apple doesn’t spoil the entire harvest.
Don’t sweat the fall stuff
My friends said I was all over the place this season, but hey, I’m just trying to stay grounded!
When the pumpkin spice latte starts to flow, it’s the season for “squash”ing all doubts!
When it’s fall, I’m always ready to take the plunge into cider season!
In an autumn state of mind
I’m falling for these puns; they really know how to crack me up!
Which band is every pumpkin’s favorite? The Spice Girls.
What kind of pumpkin works at a pool? A life-gourd.
Hangin’ with the leaves
Is it really a pile of leaves if you haven’t jumped in it?
I get a little corny when the autumn breeze starts blowing!
Blessed and pumpkin-obsessed
I’m falling for you more than leaves in autumn.
As the days grow shorter, I find myself “fall”ing for more cozy sweaters.
Salty about summer ending
Runs on pumpkin-flavored coffee
I thought about writing a novel about fall, but I just couldn’t find the right plot twist!
I wanted to tell a story about falling leaves, but it wasn’t my best leaf-telling.
Autumn leaves and pumpkins please.
The scent of September: Bright sunlit skies, nature’s warm colors, and the smell of seasons are about to change. The hint of new beginnings, knowing something wonderful is around the bend.
Fall foliage is nature’s way of showing us that change can be beautiful, so leaf your worries behind!
Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you
Every time I see a pile of leaves, I can’t help but leaf it be!
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
Great pumpkin believers
The trees have been gossiping, and I heard they’re just dying to leaf us with some secrets.
The season of pumpkin patch photos commences
October: sweater weather and pumpkin season.
What do jack-o’-lanterns do when they go out? Get lit.
Why did the pumpkin sit on the patio? Because it wanted to be a little gourd!
What sport do pumpkins like to play? Squash.
The corn stalks formed a band, but they couldn’t find their “roots” in the music scene.
This jack-o-lantern is gonna be lit
A summer I’ll always remember with people I’ll never forget
Falling leaves means one thing: It’s football season!
I love how fall makes everything so much more re-leaf-ing!
Leaf me alone, I’m trying to enjoy my fall!
Why shouldn’t you invite trees to your party? They never leaf.
The apples were having a meeting, but it was hard to find a good “peel”ing for conversation!
I’m not a fan of fall; I’m just here for the pumpkin spice and everything nice!
The sun’s rays can’t “shone” through the clouds when fall fog rolls in.
This is my resting witch face
I’m the pun King
Fall is where the heart is.
I love fall beyond a seasonable doubt
Foliage is the new black.
Goodbye summer, hello fall
If you don’t like fall, you can leaf me alone
Oh my gourd I love fall
Until next time, summer
A leaf a day keeps the doctor away.
Follow the pumpkin patch road
I’m feeling gourd-geous in this season.
I’m spicing things up
It’s fall coming back to me now
Autumn skies and pumpkin pies
Leaves are falling, autumn is calling
Let’s turn over a new leaf.
Cozy sweater, hot coffee, fall leaves, repeat
I told my friends I was going to acorn my way through fall, and they thought I was nuts!
Where should a leaf go when its bank is closed? To another branch.
Let’s get this gourd started!
Why kind of computers do apples use? Macs.
September shows us how beautiful it is to let things go.
How do you know when a pumpkin is sick? It doesn’t feel so gourd.
October is my favorite color
As the temperature drops, my enthusiasm to “chill” out is really “fall”ing off.
When the going gets tough, the tough go pumpkin picking.
Happy fall, y’all!
Leave your stress behind.
Summer should get a speeding ticket – goes by way too fast!
This season is un-be-leaf-able for some pun-tastic fun!
Leaves can “change” their colors, but they still can’t seem to stay grounded.
Foggy mornings always have a way of “mist”-ifying the best of plans.
It’s September Time to welcome fall
Why do trees always get in trouble in fall? Because they’re too shady!
September…Chapter 9
You could say this autumn has been un-fall-gettable!
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s maple leaves
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless it’s a rotten one!
The proof is in the pumpkin pie!
I’m the ghostest with the moistest
Hay there! Enjoying the season?
Don’t count your pumpkins before they hatch.
What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the pumpkin? I’m on fire for you.
Hay there!
What’s Darth Vader’s favorite kind of apple? Empire.
The sweet potato got promoted, proving that he’s quite the “root” of success.
I love fall from the bautumn of my heart
Fall so hard motherpumpkins wanna spice me
Why was the leaf humiliated? It had a fall from grace.
Life is better in September
You’ve got to be in it to win it, and that includes fall festivities!
What happens when apples drink too much? They get sauced.
Cozy sweaters “weave” together comfort and style, especially during sweater weather!
Tea and fuzzy socks season
Pumpkin patch princess
I like you a pumpkin-latte
I love flannels and selfies in the fall most of all
FALLing in love
Spice, spice baby
Wheat did you say about fall?
Why was the corn always invited to parties? Because it knows how to “ear” everyone out!
This view is gourd-geous
Go Big or Gourd Home
What do pumpkins use for money? Pumpkin bread.
Why did the apple break up with the pumpkin? There just wasn’t enough thyme!
Why don’t trees use the internet? They can’t stand the “hack”-ing!
Summer’s hit the rakes, now it’s time for fall
What kind of dog does a pumpkin have? A gourd dog.
I’m feeling gratefall for these autumn days
Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
Pumped for pumpkins!
Everyone was “board” at the party until the hayride finally arrived!
Don’t autumn-otally forget to gather your pumpkins; it’s a harvest to remember!
I’d like to see you s’more
Maple trees are really good at “leaf”-ing a lasting impression!
Why do scarecrows make great friends? Because they’re outstanding in their field!
Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a pumpkin patch? Because the leaves might eavesdrop!
Do you know why skeletons don’t like fall? They don’t have the guts to leaf the house!
Falling for this season
When it comes to raking leaves, I’m just “dying” to make a “pile” of fun!
Long sleeves & falling leaves
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about
What happens when fall is over? Autumn leaves.
I love you more than pumpkin pie — and that’s saying a lot
Did you hear about the leaf that lost its tree? It was stumped.
I had a great time at the apple festival; it was the core of fun!
Fall leaves: just the icing on the rake
When the apple decided to break up, it just couldn’t “peel” away from its past.
We got lost in this maize
Who rules the pumpkin patch? The pump-king.
I’m totally “board” with summer; bring on the fall festivities!
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
Life is better in a sweater
Autumn leaves and pumpkins please
Don’t stop be-leaf-ing in fall magic.
Ready to pumpkin spice things up!
What’s my blood type? Pumpkin spice
There’s a new pumpkin in the patch!
Channeling all the flannel
I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To gourd the other side!
Where there’s a will, there’s a way to rake leaves.
When the leaves start falling, the trees really know how to “turn” things around!
When it rains, it pours pumpkin spice.
Time to get lit like a bonfire.
When autumn rolls around, I really start to feel the crunch!
Pumpkin patch exploring is my part-time job for the next three months
Leaf it to me to make you smile.
Do I love fall? Apple-solutely!
When it comes to pumpkin spice, I’m all in — it’s brew-tiful this time of year!
I can’t believe how fast everything is falling into place this season!
When the trees shed their leaves, do they ever get cold feet?
Summer, you are my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye
As the days grow shorter, I find myself falling behind on my leaf-reading.
In fall, I can never “bear” to miss a good bonfire; the warmth really “brings out” the best of us!
The tans will fade but the memories will last forever
When the leaves hit the ground, it’s time for a fall-out!
How do pumpkins get their gossip? Through the vine.
Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed
What did the tree say when it passed its test? What a re-leaf!
Fall is a-maize-ing!
It’s not the heat, it’s the fall that gets you.
What kind of gourd hates the city? A country pumpkin.
I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall
Hay baby, hay baby, hay!
I’m aMAIZED we escaped
Why did the tree go to therapy? It couldn’t stop “leafing” its problems behind!
Goodbye summer. It’s been fun!
Oh my gourd, look at these leaves!
Can’t reply, eating a pie
The trees are really showing off their colors; it’s like they’re trying to leaf a mark!
The owl was really wise but was quite “hooted” about his favorite fall treats.
Spice up your life—it’s pumpkin season!
If you think autumn is bad, just wait until winter; it’ll be brr-isk!
What did one autumn leaf say to another? I’m falling for you!
The apples fell far from the tree, but they still know how to keep it “core!
I made a terrible pun about autumn, but I leaf it to your imagination!
I asked the leaves what they liked most about fall; they said, “We’re just trying to branch out!”
Why did the apple cry? Someone hurt its peelings.
How can you tell if a pumpkin is a pirate? It’s got a patch.
That scarecrow had a lot of “hay”-spirations, but he couldn’t quite stand up to the pressure.
I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin
What do apples do for exercise? Core-strengthening exercises.
Why did the tree change its color? It wanted to turn over a new leaf.
How do leaves know if they’re related? They trace their family tree.
I’m acorn-y kinda person.
The sweater I wore today is so cozy; I can’t help but knit about it.
Why didn’t Cinderella medal at the Olympics? Because her coach was a pumpkin.
The acorns decided to team up, and boy, did they make a big “splash” in the forest!
Fall’s well that ends well
You’re the apple of my pie.
Why are apples so popular? They’ve got a-peal.
What’s a gourd’s least favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins.
Why do trees hate tests? Because they get stumped all the time!
Channel the flannel
Oh my gourd, it’s beautiful outside!
A fallen leaf is nothing more than a summer’s wave goodbye
What do you get when you run over a pumpkin? Squash.
The acorns were feeling extra “nutty” this season. Must be all the fall “cheer”!
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
Never fear, pumpkin-flavored everything is here!
No more treats? This is unBOOlievable
Did you hear about the fruit that went to jail? It was a bad apple.
Long sleeves and autumn leaves
Falling leaves show us how beautiful it is to let things go
Who helps little pumpkins cross the road? The crossing gourd.
Sweater weather the better weather
What is the cutest season? Awwtumn
Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything
Determined to step on all the crunchy leaves
When the leaves start to change, I can’t help but get a little bough-t of excitement.
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you
What do you call a leaf who’s great at math? A “counted” fall!
Orange you glad it’s fall?
What did the leaf name its baby? Rustle.
The early bird catches the autumn worm.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “beet!”
Leaves, flannel, and football are all I need
Eat, drink & be scary
When it comes to baking, a pie can “crust” the competition any day!
It’s all fun and games until someone loses their pumpkin!
These colors are unbe-leaf-able!
You are never too old to play in the leaves
Sweater weather is better together
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his “field” during autumn!
The corn maze was such a “-maize”-ing adventure; you really “ear” it to believe it!
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
Don’t leaf me hanging!
They’ll make you fall head over heels.
Cutest pumpkins in the patch
It’s September so I’m off enjoying fall
What did the sweater say to the scarf? I’m “knit” to be together!
Some say autumn is “un-be-leaf-able,” but I think it just keeps getting better!
Fall in love at first sight.
September: The last month, standing between me and pumpkin season.
Every autumn, I feel like I’m falling head over “heels” for all the seasonal treats!
Pumpkin patching time!
Let’s get this party gourd-ed.
What do leaves say at the end of autumn? See you next fall.
Autumn skies and everything’s fine
I like you a latte
You are the pumpkin spice to my fall
Leaf your worries behind; it’s time to fall into some fun!
Sweater weather is better together.
The corn mazes always seem a-maize-ing; you really can’t beet a good time!
Did you hear about the shocked tree? It was in disbe-leaf.
Hello, September!
Fall is just a part of leaf
All I want are autumn leaves and pumpkins, please
Life is better in October
How did the apple get hurt? It fell too far from the tree.
I’m simply a-maized.
Why do jack-o’-lanterns avoid conflict? They don’t have any guts.
They say fall is the best time to branch out and explore!
Don’t stop be-leafing
Don’t put all your eggs in one pumpkin.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I told my pumpkin to stop being so gourd-acious!
I’ve fallen for this season; it’s just too a-peeling!
Meet me under the falling leaves
Orange is the new black
This season is unbe-leaf-able!
The only thing getting lit this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle
Keep calm and buy pumpkins
So that is it for our list of Funny Fall Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
If you like these, you can also check out our other lists of Happy Halloween Sayings, Cute Fall Letter Board Quotes and Hello Fall Sayings.
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Laynni Locke
Laynni has been sharing her travel adventures and day-to-day life on Routinely Nomadic social media for over 15 years and appreciates the importance of finding the perfect quote or caption to showcase those experiences. Putting her extensive writing and education background to good use, Laynni has become passionate about researching and curating comprehensive lists of all the best quotes and captions for every occasion.