Funny Thank You Messages and Quotes to Show Your Appreciation with Humor

Just because you sincerely appreciate them doesn’t mean you can’t share that with a laugh, which is why we have put together a list of all the best short funny thank you messages for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny thank you quotes, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Short Funny Thank You Messages and Quotes

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There’s no match for our friendship. We are so different means crazy.

Thank you for being my friend. I would have sent you a funny card, but this was cheaper.

If you knew how amazing you are, you would have grown conceited. I’m just happy you’re not that bright!

“There is no path to happiness. Happiness is the path.” — Buddha

You are good at everything whether it’s about friendship or fighting.

This is the first time you have done something good and I like to say thank you.

“I cried because I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no feet.” — Mahatma Gandhi

You can’t see it, but I’m doing my happy dance right now…and it’s all because of your help. It’s even more amazing than before because it’s in your honor, and if you were here, you’d probably shed a tear.

You conspired to help us, forcing us to send you this thank-you card. It takes a lot to fool us.

Love to spend time with you, you are the best at making the feel-good moments.

You’re a total lifesaver…or should I say task saver?

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you’re not the Charlie Browniest. Man, do you always have to be so helpful, so kind, so generous, so thoughtful . . . so perfect? Well, we’re glad you are. Forget about trying out for the next Peanuts movie.

We share some of the best memories and I’m here for more.

Thanks for the gift. I promise not to regift it… this week!

Your generosity is the stuff of legends. History books should write about you!

We have declared today your national day. Every year, we’ll toast you for what you did. Saying thank you was too lame.

In a world of bad guys, you’re one of the good guys. Shocking, because most of the time, you fit right in as a bad guy. Thanks.

Do you even know how to fail? Thank you for never learning that! Your help saved me again.

If awesomeness were a sport, you’d be an Olympian!

Not sure if you know it or not, but you are doing such a huge favor on me.

Thank you for always laughing at my terrible jokes. You’re a true friend.

Thank you for being the freakishly amazing humanoid you are.

Thanks for the help. That’s all you’re getting: a mouth full of thanks.

Not sure how we end up being with each other, but I’m thankful.

I’d give you a standing ovation for your help, but I’m really lazy…

You deserve the moon and the stars. Don’t worry; NASA and I are working on it.

Thanks for being a shoulder to cry on. Please send me the bill for your services.

You’re the only person who can bear my weirdness. I am grateful for your friendship!

For this help, I will not remain grateful to you forever, remember that.

Let me ask you you did it for some reason, Right? What’s that?

Thank you, my dear friend, I’m glad that I’m your only best friend.

Did I ever thank you for all you did for me? Just in case I haven’t, I’m sending this card to stroke your ego some more.

What you did, no any other friend do to their friend ever.

Do not tell me what you need. So I know why you do such a favor on me.

You’re so annoying! All you do is help, help, and help. Sheesh, aren’t you tired of being dependable?

For everything you do for me, I will be grateful to you forever.

A million bucks, that’s what you’re worth to us. Unfortunately, this lousy, cheap thank-you card is all you’re getting.

Thanks a latte for your kindness. I can’t espresso how much it means to me!

Thank you for polishing the diamond in the rough that is me.

You’re officially on my ‘Awesome People’ list. Congratulations!

You are probably the first person that I will say a heartfelt thanks.

Now I hope that you won’t keep reminding me of what you just did for me.

Did I ever thank you for all you’ve done? In case I didn’t, let this card be your notice of thanks.

If you are waiting for me to say thank you, keep waiting, as I’m not going to say.

Having a friend like you is such a blessing or curse, I can’t decide.

Some people get to help others, and some people are hopeless cases like me! Thanks again for being who you are.

We asked ourselves, ‘Would we do for you what you did for us’? After great consideration, we concluded, ‘No effing way’. What are you, nuts? We aren’t in your league.

When God was handing out awesomeness, he gave you a big chunk of it, didn’t he? Because here I am again, thanking you for being so awesome.

You conspired to help us, forcing us to send you this thank you card. Takes a lot to fool us.

My gratitude runs deeper than a deep fried Oreo…and that’s saying something.

Thank you for being my crazy friend, I can’t tolerate a normal friend.

You’re like a diamond in the rough—wait, no, that’s me—thank you for taking the time to polish me up a little. I needed it.

No idea why I’m saying this, but my dear friend, thank you.

It’s an honor to have you as my friend, you are the worst and best of all.

I wish I could do the same for you, but I am not free like you.

When everyone has a friend like you, nobody will be depressed anymore.

Thank you for being you; that’s all we ever want: that and a million dollars.

You must be from a galaxy far away because you’re out of this world! Thank you for being such an amazing friend.

I’m so grateful to have a weird but supportive friend like you.

Do you want me to say ‘thanks? Have you ever cared to say it?

You’ve reminded me again that I’m another year older. Thank you for the yearly reminder!

Your positivity and encouragement helped me to become a better person.

Thanks for always having my back. You deserve a medal for putting up with me.

You’ve never given up on anything, and we’re grateful because we needed you this last time. Thanks for being a tenacious so-and-so.

I know that I have to pay a big price for the help I got from you. Thanks, but no thanks.

My life is no longer the same boring because you are with me now.

You don’t look as smart as you are. But thank you for saving me here.

It must feel great being perpetually cool! Thank you for fulfilling the responsibility of being a COOL friend.

Did you go to college to learn how to buy the perfect gift? Man, you sure know how to pick ’em. Thanks for making my gift-giving skills look really bad.

Thank you, dear friend, for your presence at a time when I need you the most.

When God created you, he freestyled it. Cause there ain’t no mould. Thank God.

Saying thank you in a card is so lame. That’s why we did it, ’cause that’s who we are—useless lame ducks who couldn’t get through life without your help.

Thanks for being my therapist and my partner in crime. You’re the best friend ever!

Thank you for making me spend a lot of money on these thank you cards.

You’re awesome. I’m grateful, end of the story.

To say thank you, we bought you a star—not really, but look up, and the first star you see is yours. You deserve the moon, too; we’re working on that.

There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to show you how grateful I am: I’d fight a saber tooth tiger, I’d dip my foot into boiling lava, I’d even listen to an entire Nickelback album for you…

You are the pilot of my life. Poor you, I understand why that upsets you. Thanks again.

“Love those who appreciate you, and appreciate those who love you.” — Connor Chalfant

You’ve put my life back on track to being the incredible journey it was meant to be; you’re a little too awesome for your underwear.

Thanking you is easy. What you did for us was impossible. So we’re taking skydiving lessons to try and keep up with your mad skills.

You’re a superhero in disguise. Can I borrow your cape sometime?

Thank you doesn’t cut it. But since you already have an inflated version of self-worth, let me add to the pile—’You’re awesome, amazing, shockingly good-looking, kind, thoughtful, always right, and most of all, just like me’.

It was kind of you to send me a present. Thank you for not giving me a lump of coal!

If I had a dollar for every time you’ve helped me, I’d be a millionaire.

I wore my best dress, took out the champagne, and toasted to your fantastic, generous nature. Then I bought myself a gift to really show you how much I appreciate you! Not really; it’s all true, except for the gift part. Thank you!

You are such a crazy friend, but I love the way you are.

Some people are just plain old everyday people, then there’s you. This superhuman, crazy smart jerk who everybody loves cause you’re always there for others!

You’re not just a star; you’re the whole constellation!

Sometimes, life is not as complicated as it seems. See! Helping me wasn’t all that bad; at least you got this card with words and such.

Thanks for all your help. When I win an Oscar, I’ll give you a shoutout.

Baby, you light up my world like nobody else. In all seriousness, I appreciate you more than Harry’s solo in WMYB…and anything else in the world.

We might be weird, and I think this is the plus point of our friendship.

You’re the pilot of my life. That must be why I’m always crashing!

You make ‘thank you’ seem like an understatement. Wow!

Without you, I could do it. But I thought to give you a chance to do something.

Looks like you’re brown-nosing God. You gotta stop sucking up like that. It’s our turn to score points with the big man, and that’s where this thank-you card comes in.

Your generosity is only exceeded by your nice looks.

Since I’m always sending them to you, I finally got organized and bought a box of 500 thank-you cards. Thanks for all you did for me, and thanks for the bit of money I saved buying your cards in bulk.

So you did something wonderful, and now I’m forced to send you this card dripping with thanks. Sheesh, does it always have to be about you?

Are you prepared for the gushing ‘thanks’ this card is going to be filled with? I’ll give you a minute. *breathe in, breathe out* *one and two* *here it comes* ‘Thank you for being the winner in my life’.

“Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind.” — Lionel Hampton

Enough is enough. All you ever do is help, help, and help—aren’t you tired of being the goodie-two-shoes helper guy that people can count on? I hope not, because wow, you’re handy to have around in a pinch! Thanks, dude.

Aren’t you thankful that I’m your friend? You should be. Because I’m thankful, I have an awesome friend like you too!

“The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.” — Mark Twain

I can’t express how much I appreciate you, my dear friend. So I’m not doing it.

I know we promised to never say ‘thanks’ but I can’t help but this time let me say it.

You make me want to thank you in multiple languages, even though I can barely say it in English.

In a world filled with sub-par people, you’re an ‘above-the-crowd’ type. Thanks for being annoyingly perfect.

How could you give me a birthday gift when you’re the only gift I need? But I loved the gift anyway. Thank you!

Thanks for being my partner in crime. Even if I get arrested, I’ll never rat you out

We’re your trophy. It’s ok; we promise not to sit on your mantle. Thanks for everything.

We’re in a bit of a pickle; we want to thank you, but we’re afraid you might think we’re grateful. We decided to risk it. Thanks for everything!

Somewhere over the rainbow is your pot of gold for all the help you’ve given me. When you get it, please share. If it weren’t for me, you’d have nobody to practice your crazy good side on.

You’ve made it to my favorite people list. Congrats!

“Don’t let negativity from yesterday dull the sparkle of today. ” — Doreen Virtue

“Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.” — Hansa Proverb

Thank you for being the kind of friend who makes even the worst days bearable.

Have I told you that you’re the kindest person in the world? I probably have, but I’ll say it again anyway.

Thank you, friend, for being with me and letting me know that someone cares.

I don’t know about you, but I’m thankful to have a friend like you.

Thanks for being even more supportive than my parents.

If I had a trophy for ‘Best Gift-Giver,’ you’d win it every time!

“Let gratitude be the pillow upon which you kneel to say your nightly prayer.” — Maya Angelou

In a galaxy far, far away, there’s a missing poster of you. You can’t be of this world; you’ve done so much for us! ‘Thank you’ seems so small.

Thank you for being with me and letting me have all those good and bad habits.

Good friends, greet you on your birthday. Best friends, post your silly photos. Thanks for being the latter!

To all my Facebook friends who always greet me on my birthday, thank you! And thanks for tolerating my silly posts!

Your kindness is the best thing since sliced bread, and that’s saying something!

Thanks a latte!

Your kindness made my day. And trust me, that’s a tough job!

I don’t want to puke ‘thank you’ over and over because that’s just not cool. Instead, I’ll only send you this one card with the words ‘thank you’ in big print. Now let’s forget everything you’ve done! Not really. How could I? You’re too awesome.

You are like a one-in-a-million friend and I don’t want to lose you.

Whether it’s to have fun or sharing pain, you know to play your role right.

Every time I’m in trouble you are there for me. That means you are the troublemaker.

Thanks for always pretending to listen to my rants. You’re a great actor!

You’re the human equivalent of a double rainbow – rare and amazing!

Thank you for doing this huge favor for me. Now I don’t need you.

I smiled the whole day yesterday because of the flowers you sent me. People thought I was crazy. Thanks for that!

In this world, there are movers, and there are shakers. You’re both. Thanks for helping us move.

I’ve thanked you and thanked you and thanked you and thanked you over a hundred times, it seems—man, I’m sick of repeating myself.

I like everything about you. Sometimes, you are crazy, but such a kind person.

I’m too tired to find a new friend, I think you are a good one.

We wanted to buy you a paid vacation to Hawaii as a thank you, but if we could do that, we wouldn’t have needed your help. We could have hired someone instead and sent ourselves on that trip. Wow, that was rude. Sorry! What we’re trying to say is that without your help, we couldn’t have written all this gold in your thank-you card. So, thank you!

“Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it’s thinking of yourself less.” — C.S. Lewis

I felt an unusual sensation when I received your gift. If it is not indigestion, then it must be gratitude!

You’ve reached ‘Legendary Friend’ status. Expect fan mail!

Thanks for inviting me to the wedding. I hope you don’t regret it.

You’re brilliant. Or maybe I’m brilliant because I know you?

You’re the silver lining in every cloud. Thanks for brightening my day!

My gratitude is bigger than my to-do list, and that’s saying something!

You’re the friend who doesn’t judge me for my bad decisions. Thank you for that!

You’re the friend who knows all my secrets and still likes me. Thanks for that!

You fill my every day with lots of laughter, I can’t thank you enough.

I’m grateful that I have you as a friend, even if you always eat my food.

Your ancestors must have been awesome because your genes fit you. Thanks for everything.

Please never stop being who you are. I love even the crazy side of yours.

Electric is who you are! Electric! You can do anything, fix anything and be anything. You’re powerful! Thank you!

Wish I had a friend like you. That means I need someone like me.

You’re so thoughtful; even Google Maps couldn’t locate your level of kindness!

You’re like a human ray of sunshine. My sunscreen is my gratitude!

I appreciate you more than a shopaholic appreciates a sample sale

A card saying ‘thank you’ just doesn’t cut it. So, can you please be my Valentine, too?

You are always there to help me out. What’s going on, do you have a crush on me?

If gratitude were a currency, you’d be a billionaire!

You’re so awesome; even unicorns take notes from you!

You’re the peanut butter to my jelly—thank you!

If I gained a dollar every time I appreciated you, I would be a billionaire.

When God was handing out all the talent, he gave you a big chunk of it, didn’t he? Cause once again, I’m sending you a damn thank you card for your awesomeness.

Get lost now, I got what I need from you. But, thanks, though.

You’re the best! Thanks for understanding my unique brand of crazy.

So you think you’re all that? So what if you saved my bacon, solved my problem, and soothed my soul? Show off.

“When eating fruit, remember the one who planted the tree.” — Vietnamese Proverb

I’m surprised you never do anything for anyone. But why for me?

I must have done something good in the past that I have a friend like you.

Thanks for being my friend and accepting my weirdness. It’s not easy, I know.

Thanks for being my unpaid therapist.

If you knew how awesome you were, you’d be way more conceited. Thank goodness you’re not too bright. Thanks!

The way you understand without me saying anything shows you are a good friend.

You’re the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the whole zoo!

So that is it for our list of Short Funny Thank You Messages and Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!

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