Eat, drink and be thankful is the theme of Thanksgiving season, so we have gone ahead and gathered all the best funny Thanksgiving letter board quotes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny Thanksgiving letter board sayings instead, we also have you covered.
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Funny Thanksgiving Letter Board Sayings
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They whine. I wine.
Happy Piesgiving, folks!
Thankful for friends that turned into family
Official occupation: couch potato
Let’s get cranberry sauced
This food is truly off the stuffing charts!
It’s all gravy, baby
I have a crust on you!
My gobble-let overfloweth
Thanksgiving is plucking awesome
Hit me, gravy, one more time
Casse-rollin’ with the fam!
If our turkey was in a band, he’d play the drumsticks.
Thanksgiving dinner spread always smells fowl.
Talk turkey to me
It doesn’t get any butter than this
Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life
You’re the apple of my pie.
Gourd times
Gobble ’til you wobble.
This wine pairs well with a crazy family
Much ado about stuffing.
Eat, drink, and be thankful
Winner, winner, turkey dinner.
And they lived apple-y ever after
Come for the turkey, stay for the sides.
I’m filling pretty full!
I’ve got stuffing to lose.
Whip, whip—hooray!
I yam what I yam
Thankful for elastic waistbands
Will I eat leftovers for a week? I cran, and I will.
Don’t even chai to say you love fall more than me
It’s so easy to lose track of thyme during the holidays.
There’s pumpkin about Thanksgiving that I love so much.
Let’s get this bread. (And butter.)
Thanksgiving to-do list: Eat, drink, nap, repeat.
You butter be kidding me.
It’s turkey time
“Arrgh,” says the pie-rate.
A happy heart is a thankful heart
Orange you glad it’s fall?
Cutest pumpkins in the patch
I’m pie-ning for you.
I’ve got stuffing to hide!
Silence of the yams.
Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey
Squash goals.
There was no fowl play involved in the carving of this turkey.
Birds of a feather flock together
This meal is the cranberry on top.
Can’t nobody tell me stuffin’
In an autumn state of mind
Because you know I’m all about that baste
Winner, winner, turkey dinner
Pie plucking love this holiday
Hi, it’s so rice to meet you!
Family, turkey, and football — oh my!
I yam who I yam.
Only have pies for this one.
I’m plucking stuffed.
Never fear, pumpkin-flavored everything is here!
Stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.
Corn in the U.S.A!
I was corn this way!
Fitness? More like fitness whole turkey in my mouth
Eat, drink, and cranberry!
Winning the wishbone is a snap!
Orange is the new black
B-autumns up
Is it time for leftovers yet?
Family may not see pie to pie, but we sure do love Thanksgiving.
Old habits pie hard.
Stop, drop, and pass the rolls
You gotta go all or stuffing on Thanksgiving.
Thankful. Grateful. Blessed.
Hap-pie Thanksgiving!
I couldn’t eat another bite…is that pie?
Nobody puts gravy in the corner
Autumn skies and pumpkin pies
Because you know I’m all about that baste
Let’s squash the family drama today.
I don’t want to accuse anyone of fowl play, but there’s no more leftovers.
Oh, do you like the main course? Well, you haven’t seen stuffing yet.
Feast mode
Hit me, gravy, one more time
Zero plucks given
Me: “I can’t eat another bite!” Also me: “Did you say pie?
Eat, drink, sleep, repeat.
My favorite genre of music is Plymouth rock n’ roll!
Talk turkey to me
Stop, drop, and pass the rolls.
Gobble ‘til you wobble
Pumpkin season has begun
I’m so bready for all these carbs on Thanksgiving.
Pumpkin spice and chill
All you knead is love and pumpkin pie
Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants.
Oh my gourd-ness, I love Thanksgiving
Let’s talk turkey
Pie is my main food group on thanksgiving
I only have pies for you.
All you knead is love — and pumpkin pie
My favorite color is autumn
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed.
Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed
Beauty and the feast.
Nobody puts gravy in the corner
Go big or gourd home
Lets just wing it with the turkey this year.
This food is looking gravy-licious.
Gourd out of my mind
I love fall from the bautumn of my heart
If you give the turkey coffee, it’ll be a perky!
I will eat all of this food all pie myself.
Can you be-leaf that all this food is for Thanksgiving?
Pie really love you.
I like big bundts and I cannot lie.
The only thing corny about Thanksgiving is cornbread.
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey
Leaves are falling, autumn is calling
Easy as pie!
You can tell the gravy is excited because it’s all stirred up.
Feeling berry thankful to be here.
Pies before guys.
I yam legend.
The only ice cream Pilgrims can eat is rocky road.
Thankful today and every day
In every life, a little cranberry must fall.
We go together like turkey and gravy
Don’t marsh my mallow this Thanksgiving.
Long sleeves and autumn leaves
Don’t stop be-leafing
Happy Winesgiving
I sure am plucky to be eating this meal!
This turkey is thankful for vegetarians.
Pies before guys
Let’s get basted!
Fifty shades of gravy
Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater
You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes.
The gravy train
I’m ready to season the day.
Wine not have another glass?
Turkey, gravy, beans and rolls. Let me see that casserole.
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
This turkey is poultry in motion.
Not to be corny, but I’m feeling thankful
You’re the apple of my pie
You know I was corn to be wild.
I’m on a dinner roll.
Because you know I’m all about that baste
Pie am so grateful for dessert.
Thankful for stretchy pants.
Dessert after the meal is the tur-key to my heart.
More rolls? You butter believe it
Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!
I’m thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do
The only thing getting lit this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle
Keep calm and gobble on
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t chicken
Oh my gourd I love fall
The turkey looks a little under the feather this year.
We go together like turkey and gravy
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about
You crack me up like a wishbone!
Thyme flies when you’re cooking a whole turkey!
The gravy is calm because it knows how to simmer down.
Let’s get basted!
I’m ready to talk turkey all evening.
Thanksgiving: A time to count blessings, not carbs
Here’s the one photo we got before the food coma hit…
Pure pumpkin goodness
There’s no need for a wine glass when you’ve got a gobble-let!
Nobody puts gravy in a corner.
Stuffed like the turkey.
Thanksgiving indulging
I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin
It doesn’t get any butter than this.
Life’s gourd, and then you pie.
This corn is simply a-maize-ing.
Easy as pumpkin pie
Pumpkin is the spice of life
When it doubt, gravy it out!
Pour some gravy on me.
Family, turkey, and football — oh my!
Don’t stop be-leafing
Touchdowns, tailgates, and turkey
Don’t whine, drink some wine!
I’m riding the gravy train to being stuffed.
Gourd your loins!
Thanksgiving dinner was made all in a holi-day’s work.
You call it chaos. We call it family.
Happy thanksgiving to someone checking their phone in the bathroom to escape their family
More rolls? You better believe it
I always feel a lot butter on Thanksgiving.
I’m carbo-loading…for Black Friday.
I’m all about that baste life!
Leftovers are for quitters
Current status: stuffed like a turkey
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!
I cran and I will go back for seconds
It’s leg day
Thanksgiving: A time to count blessings, not carbs
Cluck it, let’s celebrate!
Don’t mess with us, or we’ll show you how we casser-roll.
Can’t wait to feast my eyes on the dessert.
Last but not feast.
I never want to leaf this beautiful place
Eat hard, nap harder
Is butter(ball) a carb?
Good vibes and apple pies.
What a cluster pluck
Let’s talk turkey
Eat, drink, and cranberry
This meal is pumpkin special.
Everyone knows that Thanksgiving is my jam!
“Oh Snap,” said the wishbone.
Winner, winner, turkey dinner
Don’t let the holidays gobble up your sanity.
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Gobble ’til you wobble
Parade > football.
Turkey and wine and I’m feeling fine
Eat, drink and be cranberry.
Nobody puts gravy in the corner.
Give thanks and pass the mashed potatoes
I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall
There’s a new pumpkin in the patch!
Let the gourd times roll
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
Fitness? More like fitness whole turkey in my mouth
Whatever floats your gravy boat.
At a certain point, pumpkins got to give!
I yam what I yam
The dad jokes are plucking hilarious!
Turkey and wine and I’m feeling fine
Autumn leaves and pumpkins please
The maize is full of corny people.
What comes first: The poul-tree or the Christmas tree.
I can’t eat another bite. Oh look, pie!
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Thanksgiving Letter Board Quotes, Short Thanksgiving Wishes and Fall Letter Board Quotes.
Funny Thanksgiving Letter Board Quotes
“Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.”—Michael Dresser
“I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.” – Damien Fahey
“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.”—Stephen Colbert
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” —Kevin James
“Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” – Stephen Colbert
“If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken.”—Ina Garten
“Pie makes everybody happy.”—Laurie Halse Anderson
“I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults’ table. That’s ’cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.” —Andre Kelley
“There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.” – O. Henry
“I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.”—Charlie Brown
“People who love to eat are always the best people. – Julia Child
“On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.”—William Jennings Bryan
“Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.” – P.J. O’Rourke
“When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.” – Willie Nelson
“Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas; a dead bird in the street that forced a brief detour.” – Augusten Burroughs
“The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?” —Jim Gaffigan
“Thanksgiving—when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook. – Melanie White
“Hope my relatives are getting along with the professional line sitter I hired to hold my place at the front of the Thanksgiving food line.” —John Lyon
“A new survey found that 80 percent of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear them consider saying ‘that smells good’ to be helping.”—Jimmy Fallon
“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.”—Jay Leno
“What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?” – Erma Bombeck
“Here I am, 5 o’clock in the morning, stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt.” – Rosanne in Rosanne
“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.”—Rita Rudner
“It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.” —Phyllis Diller
“For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.”—Andy Borowitz
“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.”—Oscar Wilde
“Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.” —Melanie White
“Overeating at Thanksgiving is a case in point. It’s a national tradition.” – Eric Samuel Timm
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” —Jim Davis
“‘So what do we do?’ We do what all families do. Grin, bear it, and pass the mashed potatoes.” – Heather Brewer, Eleventh Grade Burns
“I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.”—Damien Fahey
“Of all of the food filled holidays, Thanksgiving reigns king in the United States.” – Gia Scott
“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”—George Bernard Shaw
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” —Erma Bombeck
“Coexistence: What the farmer does with the turkey—until Thanksgiving.”—Mike Connolly
“It’s Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together!”—Rachel Green, Friends
“I love Thanksgiving because it is a holiday centered around food and family, two things that are of utmost importance to me.” – Marcus Samuelsson
“Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence.” —Erma Bombeck
“It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour.” – Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
“Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftover in aluminum foil and throw them out.”—Nicole Hollander
“Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life.” —Lindsey Bareham
“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”—Kin Hubbard
“The funny thing about Thanksgiving ,or any big meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it then go home and cook, chop, braise and blanch. Then it’s gone in 20 minutes and everybody lies around sort of in a sugar coma and then it takes 4 hours to clean it up.” – Ted Allen
So that is it for our list of Funny Thanksgiving Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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