Sure, winter can be cold and depressing, but it also has its fun moments, which is why we have put together a list of all the best funny winter letter board quotes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny winter letter board sayings, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Winter Letter Board Quotes and Sayings
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All that dirty snow is an ice-sore.
“We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt.” ― Walter Scott
The elves did it
“You can’t get too much winter in the winter.” – Robert Frost
Takes one to snow one!
Brace yourselves, winter is coming.
We’re all like snowflakes, all different in our own beautiful way.
Eat, drink and be cozy.
Our hands may be cold, but at least our hearts are warm.
Discover The Beauty Of Winter.
I’ll be wearing these sweatpants all winter long.
Who is Frosty’s favorite aunt? Aunt Arctica.
Winter: Hate it while it’s here; miss it when it’s gone.
In all my years I’ve never gotten used to winter… and I don’t think I ever will.
“When snow falls, nature listens.” ― Antoinette Van Kleeff
“Like my father, I am a snow person.” ― Charlie English
Snow much fun!
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
I glove you.
Please appreciate my fit, a.k.a the 47 layers of clothing I have on.
When life gives you snow, make snow angels.
If snowflakes were currency, we’d all be rich in winter. We’d just make a trip to the nearest snow bank.
Cold hands, warm heart, can’t lose.
“Snow flurries began to fall and they swirled around people’s legs like house cats.” – Sarah Addison Allen
It takes one to snow one!
You’re the only reason I’m not hibernating this winter.
He’s a chip off the cold block.
It’s so ice to spend time with you.
Snow matter what…
“We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.” – Lewis Black
It’s colder than my soul out here.
All about that winter white
The snow is sparkling like a million little suns.
“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.” – Victor Hugo
Winter is giving me the cold shoulder
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.” – Bill Bowerman
Winter is magical
Only a date with you can get me out of bed on a cold day
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” – Bill Watterson
“I’m all livin’! I am alive! What a neat thing to happen to a nice guy like me.”—Frosty
“No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.” – Hal Borland
The first winter snow is always so magical
Keep calm and winter on!
Shiver me limb-ers.
I call ‘em like icy ‘em.
‘Tis the season to be freezing.
Just go with the snow.
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
“Snow brings the power to stop life as you know it dead in its tracks.” ― Nancy Hatch Woodward
Snow happy.
I’m best in snow.
“The snow doesn’t give a soft white damn whom it touches.” ― E.E. Cummings
Ice to meet you.
“There was a silver lining tucked into last weekend’s blizzard.” – Liz Krieger
“Close your eyes. Hear the silent snow. Listen to your soul speak.” ― Adrienne Posey
Fleece Navidad
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.” – R. G. Daniels
“I never eat November’s snowflakes, I always wait until December.” – Lucy
Wake me up when it’s summer.
What’s the difference between ice and icicle? Ice has noel.
I’m like snow, beautiful but cold.
What bites but doesn’t have teeth? Frost.
“I confess, I hope she does not hurry. It is good to be alone in the snow.” ― Pierce Brown
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” – Roger Ebert
I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.
When it snows you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.
“Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
License To Chill
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.” – Neil Hilborn
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
Every snowflake is a kiss on your sweet, cold nose.
Take some advice from winter and chill out.
Winter essentials: hot cocoa and fuzzy socks.
They who sing through the summer must dance in the winter.
Hot cocoa, fuzzy socks, and bae by my side.
Hot chocolate weather
“The world was furred with late spring snow.” ― Marian Engel.
“There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.” – Billy Connolly
When my hands are cold, I have you to hold them.
I only have ice for you.
Just chilling.
“In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.” – Albert Camus
Are you surfing the winternet?
It’s snow ice to meet you.
Icy what you did there!
Verrrry winteresting…
It’s a winter-ful life.
‘Tis the season to be freezin’.
Winter is coming.
“The first snow is like the first love.” — Lara Biyuts
Hot cocoa + fuzzy socks = a cozy winter night.
Every day I’m shoveling.
Snow darn cold.
What happens when you catch a cold? You get cabin fever.
It’s a winter parad-ice!
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
Love at frost sight.
Frost and foremost…
Is it raining out? Sleets me!
I glove you very much.
“I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.” – T. S. Eliot
Home sleet home.
“The snow fell as softly as a poet’s tears.” ― Kevin Ansbro
That guy loves icy weather. He’s a sleet freak!
Cold hands, warm heart.
Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.
Nothing beats a good snuggle on a cold winter’s night.
Love will keep us warm… and some hot cocoa by a fire.
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” – Anton Chekhov
“Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do.” – Stanley Crawford
“Snow is the truth only when it’s snowing.” – Marty Rubin.
Say it ain’t snow!
Snow isn’t warm. That’s flake news!
What’s the weatherman’s favorite food in winter? Brrr-itos!
Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet.
Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.
I thaw what you did there.
Take some advice from the weather and chill out.
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.” – Deborah Kerr
Up to snow good…
No blizzard can stop me from spending time with you.
You’re a sight for sore ice.
Hot chocolate weather
What does Frosty’s mom put on her face at night? Cold cream.
It’s a beautiful day to go outside and remind myself why I stay inside.
What do the elves eat for lunch in the North Pole? Cold cuts and chilly.
Now you’re just snowing off.
Hot chocolate on a winter night is like a hug from the inside.
I love you snow much.
If looks could chill.
Love at frost sight!
‘Tis the season to sparkle.
“Let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me anyway.” – Elsa from Frozen
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak
Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside.
The world changes when it snows.
“Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.” – William Shakespeare
Ready to give winter the cold shoulder.
Winter hibernation mode on.
Freeze things happen.
I love you snow much.
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak
You’re up to snow good.
Don’t let the smile fool you — I couldn’t feel my toes when this was taken!
I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter.
Fear not; all is not frost!
You think you’re above the thaw?
Have an ice day!
“You are not a special snowflake.” – Sophia Amoruso
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” ― Roger Ebert
Winter: My new excuse for drinking more coffee.
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
Snow laughing matter.
It’s brrrilliant outside!
I’m chillin’ with my snowmies!
“Snowfall rouses your inner child to dream and play once more.” ― Angie Weiland-Crosby
We’re off to see the blizzard.
‘Tis the season to be freezin’
Snow way out.
“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold” – Charles Dickens
Freeze the day.
It’s a two-way sleet.
Winter is coming…
I wasn’t made for winter.
Paradise doesn’t have to be tropical.
“I love you because no two snowflakes are alike.” — Nikki Giovanni
“To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” – Aristotle
“Nothing burns like the cold.” – George R. R. Martin
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Starfish.
Let’s get this snow on the road!
Don’t give me the cold shoulder. I’m just punning with you.
” I love you snow much girl. It was love at frost sight.”
Children of winter never grow old.
You’re moving in snow-motion.
You’re the only reason I’m not hibernating this winter.
I’m s-mitten
There’s snowone like you.
It was mitten in the stars.
We’re all dressed up with snow-where to go.
Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.” – Carl Reiner
I totally sleighed it.
I’m s-mitten, do you g-love me?
The snuggle has never been more real.
If only my teeth were as white as my legs in the winter…
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.” – John Ruskin
Nothing helps beat the winter blues like a cup of hot cocoa.
“In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.” – William Blake
We go together like winter and a sweater.
I’ve got a slush on you.
What is the Mexican dish that snowmen like? Burrr-ito.
Don’t mind me, I’m just counting down the days until summer.
Walking in our very own winter wonderland.
Every mile is two in winter.
It’s only cold if you’re standing still.
PSA: My nice side will be in hibernation until winter is over.
Us weirdos gotta stick together.
You mean snow much to me.
This sleet-uation has me feeling snow-verwhelmed.
Does shivering count as exercise?
“The snow was endless, a heavy blanket on the outdoors.” ― Cambria Heber.
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
“When snow falls, nature listens.” – Antoinette Van Kleeff
I would never let you play in the snow alone
For people who had warm memories, winter is never cold to them.
Cold weather just gives us more of an excuse to stay inside and cuddle.
There’s snow one else I’d rather be with than you.
Figure-eighting my way through winter.
I’m licensed to chill.
Do you know what’s at flake here?
Every day I’m shovelin’.
What is a snow leopard’s favorite type of candy? Snowcaps.
Freeze are the good cold days.
What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole? A polaroid.
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.” – Deirdre Sullivan
And finally, Winter, with its bitin’, whinin’ wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow.
Don’t be snow dramatic!
All about that winter white.
It’s winter, weather you like it or not.
So that is it for our list of Funny Winter Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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