Winter can be dark and depressing at times but there is still plenty to enjoy and laugh about, which is why we have put together a list of all the best funny winter sayings for you to share. And if you’re looking for short winter quotes for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Winter Sayings
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“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.” – R. G. Daniels
And finally, Winter, with its bitin’, whinin’ wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow.
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
It’s a two-way sleet.
Keep calm and winter on!
‘Tis the season to be freezing.
I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter.
Please appreciate my fit, a.k.a the 47 layers of clothing I have on.
Let’s get this snow on the road!
I’m s-mitten
I love you snow much.
The world changes when it snows.
If only my teeth were as white as my legs in the winter…
What is the Mexican dish that snowmen like? Burrr-ito.
Wake me up when it’s summer.
Freeze are the good cold days.
It’s winter, weather you like it or not.
I’m like snow, beautiful but cold.
“There was a silver lining tucked into last weekend’s blizzard.” – Liz Krieger
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.” – Carl Reiner
Every mile is two in winter.
“Like my father, I am a snow person.” ― Charlie English
This sleet-uation has me feeling snow-verwhelmed.
Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.
We’re all like snowflakes, all different in our own beautiful way.
What’s the weatherman’s favorite food in winter? Brrr-itos!
Snow darn cold.
“To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” – Aristotle
We go together like winter and a sweater.
Shiver me limb-ers.
Verrrry winteresting…
Don’t be snow dramatic!
Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside.
I wasn’t made for winter.
Now you’re just snowing off.
License To Chill
You’re up to snow good.
Hot chocolate on a winter night is like a hug from the inside.
Take some advice from winter and chill out.
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” ― Roger Ebert
“Nothing burns like the cold.” – George R. R. Martin
Winter is magical
“Close your eyes. Hear the silent snow. Listen to your soul speak.” ― Adrienne Posey
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Starfish.
The snuggle has never been more real.
“I never eat November’s snowflakes, I always wait until December.” – Lucy
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak
Our hands may be cold, but at least our hearts are warm.
Every day I’m shovelin’.
“You can’t get too much winter in the winter.” – Robert Frost
Freeze things happen.
I only have ice for you.
When it snows you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.
Snow isn’t warm. That’s flake news!
“The world was furred with late spring snow.” ― Marian Engel.
They who sing through the summer must dance in the winter.
The elves did it
It was mitten in the stars.
That guy loves icy weather. He’s a sleet freak!
If looks could chill.
“You are not a special snowflake.” – Sophia Amoruso
“When snow falls, nature listens.” – Antoinette Van Kleeff
I thaw what you did there.
Winter is coming.
Winter: Hate it while it’s here; miss it when it’s gone.
Don’t let the smile fool you — I couldn’t feel my toes when this was taken!
Hot cocoa + fuzzy socks = a cozy winter night.
You’re the only reason I’m not hibernating this winter.
Walking in our very own winter wonderland.
“We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.” – Lewis Black
Icy what you did there!
” I love you snow much girl. It was love at frost sight.”
Nothing helps beat the winter blues like a cup of hot cocoa.
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.” – Deborah Kerr
You’re a sight for sore ice.
Love will keep us warm… and some hot cocoa by a fire.
Snow way out.
We’re off to see the blizzard.
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.” – Neil Hilborn
Home sleet home.
I’m best in snow.
Don’t give me the cold shoulder. I’m just punning with you.
When my hands are cold, I have you to hold them.
“Snow flurries began to fall and they swirled around people’s legs like house cats.” – Sarah Addison Allen
I’ve got a slush on you.
What bites but doesn’t have teeth? Frost.
“We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt.” ― Walter Scott
Paradise doesn’t have to be tropical.
Frost and foremost…
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.” – Deirdre Sullivan
Does shivering count as exercise?
Us weirdos gotta stick together.
“The snow was endless, a heavy blanket on the outdoors.” ― Cambria Heber.
It’s brrrilliant outside!
PSA: My nice side will be in hibernation until winter is over.
Only a date with you can get me out of bed on a cold day
I totally sleighed it.
“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold” – Charles Dickens
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
If snowflakes were currency, we’d all be rich in winter. We’d just make a trip to the nearest snow bank.
It takes one to snow one!
Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.
Up to snow good…
‘Tis the season to sparkle.
There’s snowone like you.
It’s only cold if you’re standing still.
Every snowflake is a kiss on your sweet, cold nose.
“Snow is the truth only when it’s snowing.” – Marty Rubin.
What do the elves eat for lunch in the North Pole? Cold cuts and chilly.
Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.
Don’t mind me, I’m just counting down the days until summer.
It’s snow ice to meet you.
We’re all dressed up with snow-where to go.
Eat, drink and be cozy.
I’m chillin’ with my snowmies!
‘Tis the season to be freezin’
Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet.
Winter essentials: hot cocoa and fuzzy socks.
“Snowfall rouses your inner child to dream and play once more.” ― Angie Weiland-Crosby
Say it ain’t snow!
All about that winter white.
Winter is coming…
“Let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me anyway.” – Elsa from Frozen
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” – Bill Watterson
I would never let you play in the snow alone
I’m s-mitten, do you g-love me?
“The first snow is like the first love.” — Lara Biyuts
I’ll be wearing these sweatpants all winter long.
What’s the difference between ice and icicle? Ice has noel.
Snow much fun!
Winter hibernation mode on.
No blizzard can stop me from spending time with you.
Cold weather just gives us more of an excuse to stay inside and cuddle.
Love at frost sight.
It’s colder than my soul out here.
“In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.” – Albert Camus
Every day I’m shoveling.
“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.” – Victor Hugo
Ice to meet you.
All that dirty snow is an ice-sore.
Fear not; all is not frost!
Snow laughing matter.
“Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Fleece Navidad
You’re moving in snow-motion.
Figure-eighting my way through winter.
You think you’re above the thaw?
Love at frost sight!
What happens when you catch a cold? You get cabin fever.
Brace yourselves, winter is coming.
Winter: My new excuse for drinking more coffee.
What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole? A polaroid.
I love you snow much.
It’s so ice to spend time with you.
It’s a beautiful day to go outside and remind myself why I stay inside.
Just chilling.
I call ‘em like icy ‘em.
The snow is sparkling like a million little suns.
Ready to give winter the cold shoulder.
Nothing beats a good snuggle on a cold winter’s night.
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” – Anton Chekhov
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” – Roger Ebert
He’s a chip off the cold block.
Take some advice from the weather and chill out.
I glove you very much.
Do you know what’s at flake here?
Is it raining out? Sleets me!
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.” – John Ruskin
“There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.” – Billy Connolly
“When snow falls, nature listens.” ― Antoinette Van Kleeff
Cold hands, warm heart, can’t lose.
The first winter snow is always so magical
It’s a winter-ful life.
“I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.” – T. S. Eliot
“Snow brings the power to stop life as you know it dead in its tracks.” ― Nancy Hatch Woodward
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
Discover The Beauty Of Winter.
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
Have an ice day!
“I confess, I hope she does not hurry. It is good to be alone in the snow.” ― Pierce Brown
You’re the only reason I’m not hibernating this winter.
Children of winter never grow old.
Cold hands, warm heart.
In all my years I’ve never gotten used to winter… and I don’t think I ever will.
“No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.” – Hal Borland
“Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.” – William Shakespeare
Takes one to snow one!
Snow matter what…
There’s snow one else I’d rather be with than you.
Hot chocolate weather
All about that winter white
Snow happy.
When life gives you snow, make snow angels.
“The snow fell as softly as a poet’s tears.” ― Kevin Ansbro
I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.
Hot chocolate weather
What does Frosty’s mom put on her face at night? Cold cream.
It’s a winter parad-ice!
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.” – Bill Bowerman
“I’m all livin’! I am alive! What a neat thing to happen to a nice guy like me.”—Frosty
I glove you.
Hot cocoa, fuzzy socks, and bae by my side.
“Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do.” – Stanley Crawford
“In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.” – William Blake
Freeze the day.
What is a snow leopard’s favorite type of candy? Snowcaps.
For people who had warm memories, winter is never cold to them.
“The snow doesn’t give a soft white damn whom it touches.” ― E.E. Cummings
I’m licensed to chill.
Who is Frosty’s favorite aunt? Aunt Arctica.
Just go with the snow.
Winter is giving me the cold shoulder
“I love you because no two snowflakes are alike.” — Nikki Giovanni
‘Tis the season to be freezin’.
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
You mean snow much to me.
Are you surfing the winternet?
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Laynni Locke
Laynni has been sharing her travel adventures and day-to-day life on Routinely Nomadic social media for over 15 years and appreciates the importance of finding the perfect quote or caption to showcase those experiences. Putting her extensive writing and education background to good use, Laynni has become passionate about researching and curating comprehensive lists of all the best quotes and captions for every occasion.