When it’s cold enough to make you cry you just have to laugh, so we have put together a list of all the best hilarious winter captions for you to share. And if you’re looking for short hilarious winter sayings for Instagram, we also have you covered.
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Hilarious Winter Captions
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Winter is giving me the cold shoulder
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Starfish.
Ready to give winter the cold shoulder.
The snow is sparkling like a million little suns.
If only my teeth were as white as my legs in the winter…
I totally sleighed it.
And finally, Winter, with its bitin’, whinin’ wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow.
In all my years I’ve never gotten used to winter… and I don’t think I ever will.
When it snows you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.
Shiver me limb-ers.
Snow happy.
“No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.” – Hal Borland
The elves did it
Winter essentials: hot cocoa and fuzzy socks.
Snow matter what…
You’re up to snow good.
‘Tis the season to sparkle.
Every mile is two in winter.
Nothing helps beat the winter blues like a cup of hot cocoa.
It’s colder than my soul out here.
Are you surfing the winternet?
I love you snow much.
Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.
All that dirty snow is an ice-sore.
Hot cocoa, fuzzy socks, and bae by my side.
Every day I’m shovelin’.
What bites but doesn’t have teeth? Frost.
Don’t give me the cold shoulder. I’m just punning with you.
They who sing through the summer must dance in the winter.
Cold hands, warm heart, can’t lose.
You’re the only reason I’m not hibernating this winter.
What is a snow leopard’s favorite type of candy? Snowcaps.
I’ll be wearing these sweatpants all winter long.
Up to snow good…
Winter: My new excuse for drinking more coffee.
Just chilling.
Freeze the day.
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.” – Carl Reiner
License To Chill
Hot chocolate on a winter night is like a hug from the inside.
Fleece Navidad
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.” – John Ruskin
We’re all dressed up with snow-where to go.
It’s a two-way sleet.
Ice to meet you.
It’s a winter parad-ice!
Take some advice from the weather and chill out.
‘Tis the season to be freezin’
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” – Bill Watterson
I glove you very much.
Paradise doesn’t have to be tropical.
When life gives you snow, make snow angels.
The first winter snow is always so magical
Snow way out.
Have an ice day!
What happens when you catch a cold? You get cabin fever.
Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside.
All about that winter white.
There’s snowone like you.
Keep calm and winter on!
“You can’t get too much winter in the winter.” – Robert Frost
This sleet-uation has me feeling snow-verwhelmed.
Freeze are the good cold days.
I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter.
It’s only cold if you’re standing still.
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” – Anton Chekhov
I’m chillin’ with my snowmies!
What does Frosty’s mom put on her face at night? Cold cream.
Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.
Don’t let the smile fool you — I couldn’t feel my toes when this was taken!
What is the Mexican dish that snowmen like? Burrr-ito.
I only have ice for you.
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
Winter is magical
If snowflakes were currency, we’d all be rich in winter. We’d just make a trip to the nearest snow bank.
Do you know what’s at flake here?
Cold weather just gives us more of an excuse to stay inside and cuddle.
I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.
Snow darn cold.
“The first snow is like the first love.” — Lara Biyuts
I’m like snow, beautiful but cold.
Is it raining out? Sleets me!
Love at frost sight.
‘Tis the season to be freezing.
All about that winter white
Snow laughing matter.
” I love you snow much girl. It was love at frost sight.”
Figure-eighting my way through winter.
Snow isn’t warm. That’s flake news!
That guy loves icy weather. He’s a sleet freak!
It takes one to snow one!
Just go with the snow.
I’m licensed to chill.
Frost and foremost…
Wake me up when it’s summer.
What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole? A polaroid.
Snow much fun!
It’s winter, weather you like it or not.
No blizzard can stop me from spending time with you.
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” – Roger Ebert
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak
“We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.” – Lewis Black
Cold hands, warm heart.
Our hands may be cold, but at least our hearts are warm.
I’m best in snow.
Eat, drink and be cozy.
Don’t be snow dramatic!
When my hands are cold, I have you to hold them.
“There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.” – Billy Connolly
What’s the weatherman’s favorite food in winter? Brrr-itos!
Winter is coming…
Children of winter never grow old.
Fear not; all is not frost!
PSA: My nice side will be in hibernation until winter is over.
We’re all like snowflakes, all different in our own beautiful way.
I’m s-mitten
Now you’re just snowing off.
Hot chocolate weather
I would never let you play in the snow alone
“The snow fell as softly as a poet’s tears.” ― Kevin Ansbro
Every snowflake is a kiss on your sweet, cold nose.
“Snowfall rouses your inner child to dream and play once more.” ― Angie Weiland-Crosby
You mean snow much to me.
We go together like winter and a sweater.
“You are not a special snowflake.” – Sophia Amoruso
Does shivering count as exercise?
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
Only a date with you can get me out of bed on a cold day
Us weirdos gotta stick together.
Hot cocoa + fuzzy socks = a cozy winter night.
Winter: Hate it while it’s here; miss it when it’s gone.
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.” – Deborah Kerr
Every day I’m shoveling.
It was mitten in the stars.
What do the elves eat for lunch in the North Pole? Cold cuts and chilly.
Home sleet home.
“When snow falls, nature listens.” – Antoinette Van Kleeff
There’s snow one else I’d rather be with than you.
You’re a sight for sore ice.
“We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt.” ― Walter Scott
I call ‘em like icy ‘em.
Verrrry winteresting…
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
“I’m all livin’! I am alive! What a neat thing to happen to a nice guy like me.”—Frosty
Take some advice from winter and chill out.
I’m s-mitten, do you g-love me?
I glove you.
Freeze things happen.
It’s so ice to spend time with you.
Winter is coming.
Winter hibernation mode on.
Nothing beats a good snuggle on a cold winter’s night.
Love will keep us warm… and some hot cocoa by a fire.
You think you’re above the thaw?
‘Tis the season to be freezin’.
Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet.
Who is Frosty’s favorite aunt? Aunt Arctica.
It’s snow ice to meet you.
Please appreciate my fit, a.k.a the 47 layers of clothing I have on.
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
I thaw what you did there.
Walking in our very own winter wonderland.
He’s a chip off the cold block.
I wasn’t made for winter.
Love at frost sight!
The world changes when it snows.
It’s brrrilliant outside!
Brace yourselves, winter is coming.
The snuggle has never been more real.
“When snow falls, nature listens.” ― Antoinette Van Kleeff
Icy what you did there!
It’s a winter-ful life.
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.” – Neil Hilborn
If looks could chill.
Takes one to snow one!
For people who had warm memories, winter is never cold to them.
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.” – Bill Bowerman
“Nothing burns like the cold.” – George R. R. Martin
Don’t mind me, I’m just counting down the days until summer.
Let’s get this snow on the road!
Say it ain’t snow!
What’s the difference between ice and icicle? Ice has noel.
You’re moving in snow-motion.
Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.
We’re off to see the blizzard.
Discover The Beauty Of Winter.
I’ve got a slush on you.
It’s a beautiful day to go outside and remind myself why I stay inside.
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
When someone wishes me a “Happy Winter,” it always leaves me cold.
Actions speak powder than words.
I snuggle to get through these winter days
Get frost!
Not SNOW fast!
It’s snow secret.
I like this situation a choco-lot.
It’s a winterful life.
Baby, it’s cold outside.
Surfing the winter-net
All hail broke loose.
Go with the snow.
Have a winterful day.
It was a snow-brainer.
Glove you.
Let’s cool it a day.
Up to snow good.
It’s snow joke outside.
Icy what you did there.
You’re sledding a fine line, there.
There’s no business like snow business.
It was love at frost sight.
You’re the coolest person that I snow.
My ski trip started well, but it’s gone downhill.
You snow it to yourself.
You can’t flurry love.
I came out to sleigh.
Sugar and ice, and all things nice.
We go together like winter and hot cocoa.
Flake it till you make it.
After all is sled and done, I still love winter.
Be that as it sleigh.
Flake it, till you make it.
You’re snow cute.
I cold you that I love winter.
The best things in life are freeze.
It’s un-brr-lieveably beautiful out here.
Chill out.
I’m sick of winter – this is a cry for Alp!
Anyway the wind froze.
It’s mitten in the stars.
Be careful, that’s a slippery slope you’re going down.
There’s snow place like home.
Snow my goodness.
Everyday I’m shoveling.
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
I call it as icy it.
Variety is the ice of life
There’s snow one like you.
With great powder comes great responsibility.
Just like a snowflake, you are one of a kind.
This crazy little thing cold love.
Having a hail of a time.
My favorite meal in cold weather is brrr-eakfast.
Season the day.
Just snowing off.
There’s snowone just like you.
It was mitten in the stars that today was going to be a good day.
Snow happens weather you like it or not.
You’ve got the snow-how.
The ski’s the limit.
After this, I’m sitting by the fire and enjoying the festivi-teas.
You’ve got to go with the snow.
So that is it for our list of Hilarious Winter Captions and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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Laynni has been sharing her travel adventures and day-to-day life on Routinely Nomadic social media for over 15 years and appreciates the importance of finding the perfect quote or caption to showcase those experiences. Putting her extensive writing and education background to good use, Laynni has become passionate about researching and curating comprehensive lists of all the best quotes and captions for every occasion.