The Best Wedding Wishes to Share Your Congrats

Getting married is one of the biggest moments in a person’s life, so you want to say just the right thing. Which is why we have put together a list of all the best wedding wishes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short wedding quotes, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Wedding Wishes and Quotes

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There is nothing worse than a friend getting married. Now, my parents have one more reason to coax me into getting married. Congratulations.

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

I’m so happy for you, my dear friend. Wishing you a lifetime of love, happiness, and adventure with your new spouse.

Congratulations on your marriage! We’re so happy to have you as a new member of our family.

Marriage is like a game of Monopoly. Sometimes, you pass ‘Go’ and collect $200, and other times you land on Boardwalk and pay a hefty price. Roll the dice wisely!

You guys are the cutest couple! Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness.

Two become One: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as life partners!

“My wife dresses to kill, she cooks the same way.” – Henry Youngman

May the love you share today grow stronger as you grow old together. Congratulations on your wedding!

In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new Circus Master, will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck with your tightrope act.

So happy for you, my dear friend. May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and joy.

You two go together like peanut butter and jelly. Wishing you a sweet and satisfying marriage!

May your life together be filled with beautiful memories, love, and joy. Congratulations on your wedding day!

Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and only a few arguments about whose turn it is to do the dishes. Congrats!

Congrats on your first adopted baby – Your husband!

Getting married is like being in drama school. You get to practice everything from comedy to melodrama to tragedy. Congratulations on your journey to the theater!

Marriage is as easy as a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!

We’re so grateful to have you as a new addition to our family. Congratulations and best wishes!

Our hearts are full of love for you. Wishing you a happy and fulfilling married life.

I hope you get so many wedding gifts that you don’t realize none are from me.

As you begin this new chapter in your life, know that we are always here for you. Congratulations on your wedding.

May your love continue to grow as you become a cherished member of our family. Congratulations!

Cheers to the person who’ll now be witness to your morning hair and midnight snack cravings. May your fridge always be stocked, and your love withstand late-night snack thefts!

May your love be as unending as the list of chores that magically appears when your spouse is watching TV. Happy homemaking!

You two are a match made in heaven! Wishing you endless happiness together.

Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness. May your marriage be filled with beautiful moments and endless laughter.

We’re so grateful to be part of your special day. Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness.

They say marriage is a union of two souls. Well, get ready for the soul-bonding ceremony, and may your union be stronger than your Wi-Fi connection!

Marriage: where two become one and then spend the rest of their lives trying to decide what to have for dinner. Congrats!

So glad to have you as part of our family! Here’s to many happy years ahead.

Congratulations on embarking on life’s journey called marriage.. which is either a two-way street between compromise and sacrifice or a one-way street to divorce.

You two are perfect together! Congrats on your wedding day!

On your wedding day, I would like to disclose the secret to a happy married life. Well, it is such a secret that no one knows it. Here’s wishing you both a very happy married life.

Like a well-constructed house, this marriage is built to last. Think of jewelry on birthdays as your insurance.

To my amazing friend, may your marriage be as strong, loving, and beautiful as our friendship. Congratulations on your wedding!

They say marriage is a game-changer. Well, get ready for a life filled with new levels, bonus rounds, and occasional respawn moments. Happy gaming!

Marriage is like a roller coaster: it has its ups and downs, but it’s one heck of a ride. Buckle up and enjoy the journey!

And now you two have officially become one: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as life partners!

If you were dying to cook for someone your whole life, you could have just come to me. But anyway, wish you a happy married life ahead, babe!

Marriage is a workshop where husband and wife work together, and the results are often unexpected. May your DIY project be a masterpiece!

Getting married is like going to drama school. May there be more comedy than melodrama.

“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.” – Richard Pryor

Welcome to our family! We’re thrilled to be part of your special day and wish you all the love and happiness in the world.

“If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on to something.” – Fran Lebowitz

Congrats on your wedding! May your love be modern enough to survive the times but old-fashioned enough to last forever.

Cheers to your wedding day! Remember, marriage is like a fine wine – it gets better with time, but a little bit of humor always adds the perfect flavor!

Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and the occasional strategically timed eye roll. May your wedded bliss be endless!

“In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.” – Helen Rowland

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what’s more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

“Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.” – Samuel Johnson

Wishing you a lifetime of love, happiness, and adventure together. I’m so glad to call you my friend.

Why marry when jumping in front of a train is easier and faster?! Just kidding! Hope your wedding finds you smiling!

“Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.” – Irwin Corey

They say marriage is a great institution, and much like many types of institutions, you need to be crazy to get into it.

You two are proof that love is not only blind but also has a great sense of humor. Congratulations on your marriage!

Remember, a happy marriage is a science – the perfect mix of love, laughter, and occasionally agreeing that your partner is right. Congratulations on your experiment!

Congratulations on finally getting hitched! Here’s to love, laughter, and a happily ever after.

Here’s to a lifetime of making each other laugh, love, and happiness. Congrats!

“Marriage is grand – and divorce? Well, it’s around twenty grand.” – Jay Leno

Saying I do while getting married is like blindly clicking on the I Accept checkbox while installing new software on your computer. You do it despite having no clue of what will come next. Congratulations on getting married.

Happily ever after starts today! Remember, a happy marriage is all about compromise, so get ready to share the remote control.

Here’s to a beautiful new chapter as you join our family. Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness.

As you embark on this beautiful journey together, may your love grow stronger each day. Best wishes on your wedding.

Your love story is as beautiful as your friendship. Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness, my dear friend.

Congrats on your wedding! Just remember, the secret to a happy marriage is… well, if I knew, I’d be married by now. Good luck figuring it out!

I canceled all my appointments and an important meeting just so that I could make it to your wedding. After all, free food and booze were just too lucrative to give up. Congratulations.

We’re thrilled to welcome you to the family! Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and happiness.

“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.” – Rita Rudner

Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and a lifetime of happiness. Congratulations on your special day!

Your laughter will be dead, and your rejoicing will be nullified. There’s going to be just one voice at home now, and that is your wife’s. Happy married life!

Wishing you a marriage as strong as your Wi-Fi signal and as reliable as your pizza delivery. May your love be delivered hot and fresh every day!

In life, we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage, it’s better to close them!

What do late-night parties, outings with friends, and lazy weekends have in common? They all disappear after you get married. So cheers to this new chapter!

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.” — Carrie

Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. Brace yourself for some dinosaur-sized fun and a few unexpected roars!

Some people marry for love. Some people marry for money. Some people just like getting gravy boats and other useless pieces of china.

Marriage is sharing life’s moments – the good, the bad, and the downright awkward. May your journey be filled with more good than awkward!

They say a successful marriage requires falling in love many times – always with the same person. Get ready for the rollercoaster of repeatedly falling in love, even when it’s not Valentine’s Day!

I’ll tell you the secret of a happy marriage if you let me open your wedding gift with you; until then, congratulations!

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person.

 Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

So happy for you two! Here’s to a lifetime of love and laughter.

“Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own.” – Eddie Cantor

I would like to send you my best wishes on your lifelong contract. Congratulations!

We couldn’t be more excited to have you join our family. Wishing you both a lifetime of love and happiness.

As Bill and Ted said, ‘Be excellent to each other.’

You’ve finally found someone who understands your weird jokes. Hold onto them forever!

Welcome to the family! We’re so happy to share this special day with you both.

“Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.” – Alan King

Wishing you both a lifetime of love and happiness. So glad I could be here to celebrate your special day with you!

Marriage advice: Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge. Just kidding! Wishing you a lifetime of peaceful nights and joyous days.

Your marriage advice: Always remember to say sorry, even if it’s just for being right. It’s the secret sauce to a happy, laughter-filled marriage!

They say marriage is a union of two forgivers. Get ready to become a forgiveness expert!

“The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.” – Oscar Wilde

Now that you’re married remember: A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Prepare for daily doses of love!

Stick this card on your fridge door and thank me later for not being the one who forgets anniversaries. Congratulations, bestie!

Marriage is like a fine wine: it gets better with age. Just remember to keep the cork in! Cheers to you both!

May your day be extra special and fun – because tomorrow the hard work begins!

I’ll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains… a secret to all! Wishing you all the best for the times ahead!

Congratulations on finding a forever fun topic of discussion for our con call now. I love you.

Stay in love, stay married, stay hopeful, most of all, stay together – divorce is too expensive

Never laugh at her choices. You are her biggest one, dude! Congrats on this amazing journey you’re about to witness!

Wishing you a lifetime of love, joy, and laughter. May your union be filled with happiness and everlasting companionship.

Now that you’re married, you’ll discover the true meaning of husband material – someone who irons out life’s wrinkles with love. Best wishes on becoming the ultimate fabric softener!

Congratulations on convincing yourself to settle down. May the crazy days start!

May your love be like coffee – strong, comforting, and necessary for survival. Cheers to brewing a beautiful marriage!

Now that you’re married remember, a successful marriage is all about falling in love with the same person over and over again, especially when they leave their socks lying around. Good luck!

Today, I have realized that life is not fair for single people like me. Until now, I had to buy you a gift only once a year on your birthday. Now I have two birthdays plus a wedding anniversary to buy gifts for. You guys are getting expensive – but so worth it! Congratulations.

Wishing you both a beautiful journey ahead as you build your new life together. Congratulations on your wedding day!

So happy to celebrate your big day with you! Congrats and best wishes!

Congratulations on signing your life away!

Our family is growing, and we couldn’t be happier! Best wishes on your wedding day.

Marriage is like a horror movie – you scream, you laugh, and occasionally, you wonder why you signed up for this in the first place. Enjoy the thrilling ride!

You are in for a big surprise because you have failed to decode the biggest mystery-when two become one, halved is the fun.

Congratulations on finding the one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life!

Congrats, you lovebirds! Can’t wait to see what the future holds for you both.

Wishing you a marriage that’s as strong as your Wi-Fi signal – no dropouts, only full bars of love and connection!

Yay! You’re married! Wishing you all the best in your life together.

Congratulations on your nuptials. May you cherish the memories you create today and grow together in love and understanding.

Before you got married, you were madly in love with each other. Now you will be mad at each other as well.

May your journey as husband and wife be filled with love, laughter, and countless blessings. Congratulations!

Congratulations! May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and joy for years to come.

Congrats on tying the knot! Let the good times roll!

“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” – Jerry Seinfeld

Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss!

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The Mafia wants either your money or your life… Wives want both!

Today, you’re not just getting a wife; you’re getting a co-author for your life story. May your story be filled with plot twists and hilarious chapters!

Marriage is like a walk in the park. A park filled with quicksand. Good luck navigating the pitfalls, and may your love rise above all sticky situations!

May the bond you share today grow stronger with each passing day. Congratulations on your marriage.

Congratulations on your wedding! Remember, marriage is all about finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Enjoy the journey of constant teasing!

Marriage is like a deck of cards – it starts with a diamond and ends with a club. But hey, at least you’ll always have an ace up your sleeve!

Congratulations, my friend! Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness with your soulmate.

Congratulations on your wedding, my friend! May your love story be as beautiful and inspiring as your friendship.

Congratulations on finding someone to share your bed, your laughter, and your most questionable life choices. Here’s to navigating the craziness together!

Congrats on officially getting a lifetime subscription to ‘Guess What’s on my mind.’ Brace yourself for a lot of guessing games!

“Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.” – Evelyn Hendrickson

Today, you’re saying, I do, but soon you’ll be saying, Do we have to go to your parents’ house again? Enjoy the beautiful journey of selective hearing!

Cheers to the man who’s voluntarily signing up for someone else to control the TV remote. May your favorite shows forever be on!

Getting married is like reading Shakespeare – you get comedy, romance, and a whole lot of history and tragedy. Cheers to Shakespeare and you!

Today is the day you trade late-night video games for late-night discussions about throw pillows. Welcome to the next level of adulting – marriage!

May your love be as enduring as your Netflix binge-watching sessions together. Congratulations on choosing a partner for endless movie nights!

They say that marriage is a great institution. And much like many types of institutions, you need to be crazy to get into it – Congratulations, you kooks!

“Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” – Phyllis Diller

Congratulations, my friend! I couldn’t be happier for you as you start this new chapter with your soulmate.

 I’d say you rushed it, but he is a gem, so I’ll make my peace with your wedding and get dressed, too. Congrats bub!

They say the key to a happy marriage is a sense of humor. So, here’s to countless laughter-filled moments and surviving each other’s terrible jokes!

I am happy that you are married now. Congratulations on being expensively stupid.

May you live each day like your last and live each night like your first.

Our hearts are full of love for you. Wishing you a happy and fulfilling married life.

The day he got your Elephant-Ant joke, I knew this was real! Congratulations on finding a man as weird as you.

Marriage is like a roller coaster – exhilarating, occasionally terrifying, and best enjoyed with someone by your side. Buckle up for the ride!

Thank you so much for giving us a day to chill. Today is a wonderful day to be married! Congrats.

To my amazing friend, congratulations on your wedding! May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and wonderful memories.

From being the master of your own destiny to sharing a bathroom schedule – welcome to the epic adventure called marriage. May your love story have a happy ending with clean socks!

“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.” – Ruth Bell Graham

Look at you getting married while I am still swiping right for a conversation starter! Cheers mate!

To my wonderful friend, may your marriage be filled with love, joy, and success. Congratulations on your wedding!

Congratulations. May your love story be as beautiful and inspiring as you are.

“The most important four words for a successful marriage: I’ll do the dishes.” – Unknown

“Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.” – Megan Mullally

So excited for you two! Wishing you all the happiness your hearts can hold.

“Who won in life? Me. Because I got to marry you.” – Chip Gaines

The only upside to your wedding is that now you have someone else who you can irritate when you are bored. Congratulations to both of us!

As you begin this new chapter in your life, know that we are always here for you. Congratulations on your wedding.

Congratulations, our sweet son. May your love story be as beautiful and inspiring as you are.

“Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.” – Phyllis Schlafly

Cheers to a fabulous couple! Wishing you all the best on your new adventure together.

As you start this new chapterwe wish you all the love and happiness in the world. Congratulations on your wedding day!

Your wedding cake may be sweet, but the real treat is finding someone willing to share it with you for a lifetime. Enjoy the sweetness together!

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together – problems that never existed before you married. But since you’ve picked your problems, let’s celebrate. Cheers!

May your love story be filled with countless moments of joy and happiness. Warmest wishes on your special day.

Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness together. I’m so grateful to have you as a friend and to celebrate your special day with you!

We’re so excited to welcome you into our family! Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness together.

A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.

“The two most important words in marriage for me are ‘yes, dear.’” – Eric Close

We’re so grateful to be part of your special day. Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness.

Sending you all the love and best wishes on your new journey together.

Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness, love, and joy. Congratulations on your union.

What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.

“All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up.” – Amy Schumer

Our family has gained a wonderful new member. We couldn’t be happier for you both!

As you start this new chapter, we wish you all the love and happiness in the world. Congratulations on your wedding day!

Marriage doesn’t mean you own the person (just their stuff).

Thanks for the free booze. Best wishes for a long, happy marriage!

Here’s to a lifetime of love and happiness, with a side of laughter and a pinch of craziness. Congratulations!

“Marriage is work. Marriage is a career. It’s not an adventure. You do more before five than most folks do all day.” – Sinbad

In the words of Mindy Kaling: I don’t want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting or the work it takes to plan a date night. I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in secret shame or that one got the other hooked on Breaking Bad, and if either watches it without the other, they’re dead meat. I want to see you guys high–five each other like teammates on a recreational softball team you both do for fun.

Some future advice for the groom: the most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it… once!

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. You guys must be truly insane or MADLY in love.

As you enter this lifelong contract, remember that it’s not just a piece of paper; it’s a fancy receipt for your ‘forever purchase.’ Enjoy the warranty!

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” – Unknown

You will have moments when you really love your husband, and then there will be the rest of the time.

“Marriage should be a duet – when one sings, the other claps.” – Joe Murray

So that is it for our list of Wedding Wishes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!

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