Funny Letter Board Quotes to Share a Laugh

Adding a little humor to people’s day can feel like a public service, so we have put together a list of all the best funny letter board quotes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny letter board sayings, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Funny Letter Board Quotes and Sayings

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

“I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.” — Mark Twain

A good mood is like a balloon: one prick is all it takes to ruin it.

Don’t you wish they made a clap-on-clap-off device for some people’s mouths?

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” — Steven Wright

Wine is always the answer. What was the question again?

I know that looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.

“Nothing is impossible; the word itself says “I’m possible.” — Audrey Hepburn

According to my mirror I am pregnant. The father is Nutella.

You’re just like bacon, beer, and chocolate – you make everything better.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face!

Good friends show their love in times of trouble, not just in times of happiness.

The best days are Beach days

If you set impossible goals you’ll never be disappointed when you fail.

Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.

You make my heart skip a beat

I put the “Pro” in procrastination.

He stole my heart so I’m planning revenge… I am going to take his last name.

“A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.”

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” — Robert Bloch

Good Vibes happen on Tides

Fresher than you.

The only scenario where you really need a landline today is when you’re trying to find your cell phone.

Be the EXTRA in extraordinary.

I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I don’t.

Don’t worry if plan A fails. There are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

I am trying not to think about you but it’s not working.

“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” —  Steven Wright

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

After gossiping about me, please pray for me. I want to be perfect just like you.

The best thing to do first thing in the morning is to go right back to sleep.

“Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.” — Philander Johnson

There is no lousy weather, only lousy choice of clothing.

Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You are glitter glue.

“Life is too short to be reading quotes about life being too short. Stop reading and go live your life!” — Kevin Ngo

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

“Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.” — Yogi Berra

50 Shades of dark circles under my eyes.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

“Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration.”  — Thomas Edison

The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.

Too bad you can’t take selfies of your character.

I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.

My favorite subject in school was recess.

Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.

Some of my best friends are carbs.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it!

But first, let me take an elfie

Weekend, please don’t leave me.

After Tuesdays, even the calendar goes WTF.

Hold on, let me overthink about it.

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”— Isaac Asimov

As your best friend, I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

Google earth view gives you an amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friend’s houses, and most places they have already been to!

Reality called, so I hung up.

Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.

Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine.

“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.” — Arthur C. Clarke

Monday hates you too.

It’s funny how sometimes the people you’d take a bullet for are the ones behind the trigger.

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.

The best is yet to come.

I’m on a date, she isn’t very social.

“Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.” — Gilbert Gottfried

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.

Brains are awesome. I wish everybody would have one!

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

I need some beach therapy.

Cooler than the other side of your pillow

I like sarcasm. It is like punching people in the face. With words!

Make it a December to Remember

I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation…twice a year

If there’s a will, there’s a wave

Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a lot of people.

If being Hot is a Crime ARREST ME!

I’d take a nerf bullet for you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder. Priceless!!

“I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.” — Seasick Steve

“To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.” — Paul R. Ehrlich

I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven’t offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.

There’s snow place like home

“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.” — Yogi Berra

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.

That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.

Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.

I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.

Put in work. Believe in it.

The road to success is always under construction.

You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.

I may be down to earth but I’m still above you.

“It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.” — Bill Hicks

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

“The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.” — Zach Galifianakis

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.

I know you are a sensitive person but no worry I am Sensodyne to your sensitivity.

I am standing outside. Therefore, if anyone asks, I am outstanding!

“To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.” — Ashleigh Brilliant

Friday … Our second-favorite F word.

We don’t know what’s tighter: Our jeans or our company culture.

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

How do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop

Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.

It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me.

I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.

Burn for what you love.

“I’m really good at stuff until somebody watches me do that stuff.”

I always thought perfect couples only exist in books and movies. That changed when I met you.

Sweater Weather is Better Together

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I have no selfie control.

A selfie a day keeps the doctor away.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

When nothing goes right, go left instead!

Some things look very good in dreams

I took 37 of this pic before I finally got it right.

Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated.

It’s never too early to go back to bed.

I had fun once, it was horrible.

Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.

No one will ever be there in “two minutes”.

If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.

Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a “No Bell” prize.

I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.

By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom-highlights.

Don’t apologize for honest mistakes that were a result of taking a chance.

I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.

“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.” — Ellen DeGeneres

If you fall, I will be there. Signed, Floor.

“I am only human, although I regret it.” — Mark Twain

Boys/ Girls are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken.

I invented a new word: Plagiarism.

You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

A selfie once a day keeps the depression away

Confidence Level: Selfie with no filter.

Reality called, so I hung up.

Any of us has the capacity to light up a room. Some when they enter, others when they leave it.

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles Schulz

“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” — Abraham Lincoln

“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” — Agatha Christie

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch … I call it lunch.

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

The smell of the ocean never gets old

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” — Forrest Gump

Yes, of course, I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Who needs self-awareness when I can make you aware of me instead?

Eat like no one is going to see you naked.

Confidence level: Kanye West.

You rock my Christmas socks

If you never go, you will never know.

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you!

Every day is a new day. It does not matter what happened yesterday. And you know why? Because you cannot change it anyways.

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friend’s home!

My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore.

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.

Genius is in knowing what to hold on and when to let go.

I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows

“I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it.” — BIll Murray

What do you call a person who is happy on Monday? – Retired

Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!

I am not taking a selfie, I am just checking my camera quality.

The hardest thing being single is finding a reason to shower.

I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a carebear, I’d definitely fight a carebear for you.

Where are the average things manufactured? The satisfactory.

“A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.” — Ljupka Cvetanova

My hairstyle is called “I Tried”.

I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.

I am so tired of love songs. Oh, awesome, Ed Sheeran is on…

“I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.” — Steven Wright

Good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” — A. A. Milne

When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile. When a guy is in love, you can see it in his eyes.

“And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.” — Confucius

Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Except for yesterday… yesterday you were pretty annoying.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Best memories come from bad ideas

“I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.” — H. Kyle Seale

Please don’t download my Selfie, you may fall in love with me.

My excuse is that I’m young.

“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.” — Steven Wright

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Yet…I wouldn’t call them lies!

Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?

They say crime doesn’t pay. So does my current job make me a criminal?

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Birthdays must be good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most, live the longest.

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” — Steve Martin

Fear is only temporary. Regrets last forever.

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying!

I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.

Whenever I have a problem, I sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

A cop pulled me over and told me Papers, so I said Scissors, I win! And drove off.

People who say they’ll give 110% don’t understand how percentages work.

“Time to witness the handsome!” — Lancelot (Mobile Legends)

“A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.” — Don Marquis

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” — Jack Handey

It’s okay even the sky cries sometimes

Have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

“I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.” — Marc Maron

If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time-consuming.

Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

“When all else fails, there’s always delusion.” — Conan O’Brien

Life is not about how hard you can hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

“It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.” — Thomas Sowell

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

Friends are therapists you can drink with.

Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.

“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.” — Dale Carnegie

When nothing is going right, go left.

We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

If I was to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.

Did I make your heart skip a bit?

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Normal? Normal is only the people you do not know well enough.

Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.

I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in five minutes.

Me doing me.

I am a ninja. No, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.

How do I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Friends are the family you choose.

Smile… it confuses people.

I’m not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious.

So that is it for our list of Funny Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Funny Spring Letter Board Quotes, Short Funny Good Morning Quotes and Short Funny Happy Birthday Wishes.