It is great to let friends and family know you’re thinking about them on their special day, so we have put together a list of all the best short funny Happy Birthday wishes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny birthday sayings, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Short Funny Happy Birthday Wishes
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Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to one old lady who still knows how to party! You rock!
It’s so great that my crazy really vibes with your weird. Happy birthday!
Happy Womb Emigration Day.
Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!
To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer.
Remember, age is just a number. In your case, a really, really high one.
Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older? Happy Birthday!
You don’t look a day over 16! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday!
Congratulations on the level-up!
For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number, but wrinkles are real estate for wisdom!
Great news! You’re still alive! Happy birthday!
On your birthday I thought I’d just let you in on a little secret.
May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers. Happy birthday!
How do two pickle friends celebrate each other? They relish their birthdays.
A lady never reveals her…um… age. Yah, that sounds right. Happy birthday, lady!
Smart, good looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!
Pst, don’t grow up! It’s a trap. Happy birthday!
Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more than you do! Happy birthday, and may your joints be as flexible as your sense of humor.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
Celebrate your birthday like a cat: by turning up the mewsic.
Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. You’re doing pretty well!
On the occasion of your birthday, here are some words of wisdom just for you. Make sure to keep on smiling, while you still have teeth!
Cheers to another year of making questionable decisions together!
Happy Birthday to you. In your honor I will refrain from doing the Whip and Nae Nae dance!
For your special day, I’ve sent you a truly gracious present. It’s a ghost hug! You can’t feel it, but it is definitely there!
Happy birthday! You don’t look a day older than dirt!
They say the older you get, the wiser you become. So, at your age, you must be the wisest person I know… or at least the one with the most birthdays.
Happy birthday to a guy who still isn’t showing his age… And definitely not acting it.
If things get better with age, then you’re approaching magnificent! Happy Birthday.
It’s your birthday! I’m bringing the fire extinguisher!
I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for… but go off I guess…
May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.
Like an iPhone, you upgrade each year!
Those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.
I would have made you a funny card, but I know at your age bladder control can be a problem…
Whoever said you can’t teach an old dog new tricks never met you.
The secret to staying young is make up… Make up an age, then stick with it! Happy Birthday!
You’re turning the perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more.
Let them eat cake. And by them, I mean you!
You’re the Thelma to my Louise, the Snoop to my Martha, and the Selena to my Taylor.
Happy Easter. Christmas. Independence Day. You know what? Just eat your darn cake!
Age is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!
You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy birthday!
My birthday wish for you is that your hangover tomorrow isn’t too bad.
I smell old people! Oh, wait no that’s just you. Happy birthday!
Cheers to the one who knows all my secrets and still decides to be seen in public with me. Happy birthday, bestie!
You’re not getting older; you’re just upgrading to a version with more ‘wisdom’ and fewer ‘teeth.’
A little advice on your special day, there is no shame in the Botox game. Happy birthday!
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit. But make sure you check it for wrinkles first!
Happy Birthday! For your special day I made you a cake. BOOM YOU’RE A CAKE! You’re so very welcome.
You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!
You’re not old!… Oh, no wait, actually you are, sorry about that… Happy birthday!
Happy birthday from the one who endures your farts and loves you all the same.
Happy birthday to one of the only people I can actually tolerate on a daily basis! Well, most days.
Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.
It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times!
Last year your birthday cake looked like a prairie fire! Keep adding those candles!
It’s time to get this party started! But seriously, let’s get a move on—we both know you can’t stay up past 10 p.m.
At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober… Disappoint them. Happy Birthday!
I wouldn’t say you’re old… you’ve just been young for longer than most of us. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to the greatest female homosapien to ever walk the planet! Evolution stopped when it created you!
Don’t let old age get you down! It’s way to hard to get back up. Happy birthday, man!
Happy birthday! I’m so pleased to hear you’re over the hill instead of under it.
It’s better to be over the hill than buried under it.
A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. Happy birthday!
What did one veggie say to the other on its birthday? Ha pea birthday.
Happy birthday and keep up the good work getting older!
Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday!
Don’t forget to smile uncomfortably when the whole family sings you Happy Birthday!
If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him. Happy Birthday!
Here’s to many more rotations around the sun. May you live to be old and toothless
May you live so long your wrinkles have wrinkles. Happy birthday!
Birthdays are a lot like golf… It’s a lot more fun if you don’t keep count. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to a real life Insta baddie.
Happy birthday, bestie! Remember, age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really high one. Just kidding – you’re like a fine wine, getting better with age. Or maybe just fermented. Cheers!
In dog years you’re dead. Happy birthday to a man’s best friend!
Happy Birthday to someone who doesn’t know how to load a dishwasher or fill the gas tank on her car!
You don’t look a day over 16! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday!
Happy National [Name] Day!
Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday! Super glad you were born.
Wow, another year under your belt. Just let me know how old we’re telling people you are now?
Happy Birthday from one fabulous gal to another!
Birthdays are like vacations: infrequent and fleeting.
Remember, age is like underwear – it creeps up on you when you least expect it.
I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!
Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.
Since it’s your birthday, I’ll tell you now you’re a real catch. Fishing you a reel-y happy birthday!
You aren’t old, you’re a classic!
We’re both getting old, but who’s counting? Happy birthday!
I just want to say on your special day, thanks for always being older than me.
Birthdays are like golfing — it’s a lot more fun if you don’t keep count!
You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct!
I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one: naked and screaming.
Happy birthday! I think it’s great… How you used to be young.
Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are. So, how old are you again?
Be careful. Too many birthdays will kill you. Happy birthday!
It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb. So, that’s pretty cool.
You may not be able to fold a fitted sheet, but otherwise you’re pretty cool. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to someone who is not only a year older but also a year closer to qualifying for the senior discount. Enjoy the perks, ancient one!
Happiest of birthdays to she she to my Nanigans!
Happy Birthday! When I grow up I want to be just like you… But hopefully with more hair!
Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottoms up!
Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!
One minute, you’re young and fun. The next, you have a favorite burner on the stove. I think we both know which you are… Happy birthday!
Thanks for being such a great guy! Great big, that is. Happy birthday!
You know what they say about more candles… A bigger wish! Happy Birthday.
Have you heard? In banana years, you’re ripe enough for bread!
A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
I can’t tell if life is passing us by or trying to run us over. HBD!
Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.
If you got stung by a jellyfish, I would totally pee on you. That’s how much you mean to me.
Happy birthday, bestie! Here’s a long life together, so we can be 100 and still gossiping like teens.
Another day older is another day to chug more cake. Happy Birthday.
It’s your party and you’ll cry if you want to; however, I don’t recommend it.
They say the older you are, the wiser you become. At this rate, you’re basically Socrates!
Let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night. Happy birthday!
On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.
Another year, another candle on the cake. At this rate, your cake is going to need its own fire extinguisher.
Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I can’t wait until we’re old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together!
Happy birthday! We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… then, we’ll be new friends!
One year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids Get off my lawn! Everyone loves that guy!
Happy birthday! You’re like a fine wine—getting older only makes you more valuable and smell a little funky!
Happy birthday to the person who has seen me at my best, my worst, and my weirdest… and still loves me anyway! You’re stuck with me for life!
Happy birthday best friend! Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other sane!
Party hard, but maybe bring a second set of underwear with you this time hahaha.
Have a drink for me on your birthday! Or two…or four!
Every day we celebrate you… but today, you get a card.
Like cheese and fine wine, you’re only getting better with time!
I’d give you my last chicken nugget. That’s really saying something. Happy Birthday!
Like the clothes we covet, you’re not old, but vintage! Happy birthday!
Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, just drink whatever’s in the glass!
Happy birthday! Don’t forget to iron that birthday suit.
I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up.
Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy birthday queen.
Happy Birthday to someone who doesn’t quite look as old as a dried up prune yet.
Happy birthday — I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me!
Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine cheese, getting stinkier and more delicious with each passing year!
Happy Birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and aged cheese. You get better with age!
So that is it for our list of Short Funny Happy Birthday Wishes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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