Funny Valentine’s Day Letter Board Quotes

Just because Valentine’s Day represents a time to appreciate your significant other, that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun at the same time. Which is why we have put together a list of all the best funny Valentine’s Day letter board quotes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny Valentine’s Day letter board sayings, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Funny Valentine’s Day Letter Board Sayings

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I’m yours, no refunds.

If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you.

They say falling in love is a leap of faith. I’m just tripping over my own feet hoping you’ll catch me.

Our love is like a good coffee; hot, strong, and keeps me up all night.

You’re like a fine wine; you get better with age, and you make my head spin.

I told you I’d love you forever, but I didn’t mean literally every moment of the day.

If being in love was illegal, we’d be co-conspirators.

It’s not easy being perfect…like us.

We’re our own kind of awkward.

I love you like a back-alley cat loves trash cans.

When we kiss fireworks go off, either that or my phone exploded.

You’re my life hack!

Being married means mostly shouting ‘What?’ from other rooms.

You’re wonderful and I wonder how you could be mine.

Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much.

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

You can’t get rid of me that easily!

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.

My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powerful and it’s undeniable.

You’re the ping to my pong, the weird to my wacky, and just the right kind of crazy.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

I love you more than yesterday—yesterday you were annoying.

You’re like bacon; you make everything better.

I’ll love you until I forget who you are.

You’re like my favorite song on repeat, except I never get tired of you.

They say you can’t put a price on love, but I’d settle for a price on housework.

If love is a game, we’re winning.

I didn’t fall in love. I walked into it with open eyes, walked into a door, and knew I was in trouble.

Falling in love is like ordering a dish in a foreign language. You’re not entirely sure what you’ll get, but you’re hungry for the experience.

You must be a broom, ’cause you just swept me off my feet.

You’re the cheese to my macaroni, except I love you more than carbs.

Together, we will rule the world.

I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

We’re best friends, right?

You’re like my favorite hoodie; I feel warm, comfortable, and stylish whenever you’re around.

You’re the cheese to my macaroni.

I love you more than beer, and I really love beer.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

I love you more than squirrels love nuts.

It’s funny how we both look silly and cute together.

You’re not weird, you’re just limited edition.

I’m glad we both swiped right.

I tripped over my love for you and fell… into a pile of happiness.

Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.

A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my LOVE for you.

We’re definitely two of a kind!

Thank you, Tinder.

I promised to love you when we’re old and wrinkly, which is good because we’re halfway there.

With you I feel like I’m walking on air…hope I don’t fall.

How lucky am I that of all the fish in the sea, I caught you.

Our relationship is like a cup of tea. A special blend of you and me.

I love you more than yesterday – yesterday you really got on my nerves.

True love is inexhaustible; the more you give, the more you have.

You’re like a library book; I’ve checked you out, and now I’m overdue for some serious loving.

You’re my favorite notification, but let’s not get into who’s the second.

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

Why buy the cow? Maybe because every day the cow asks you when you’re going to buy it.

The king and the queen. Bow before us!

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

You’re like pizza. Even when you’re bad, you’re good.

My love for you is like a circle. It has no end, and that’s how long I want to be with you.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

Being with you is like finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag.

I didn’t fall for you, you tripped me… and I landed in your arms.

You have this incredible way of making my heart happy.

Are you a 90-degree angle? Because this feels just right.

We are badasses with good asses!

I still fall for you every day (and twice on Sunday)!

Love is a friendship that has caught fire.

I love you a latte!

I love you even when you eat my fries, and trust me, that’s a lot of love.

If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

Love is a two-way street that is constantly under construction.

You’re not Google, but you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

When we’re together I hear music, or is it just ringing in my ears?

I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.

Might as well face it, we’re addicted to love.

Falling in love is like owning a dog. It’s a lot of work, and they can make a mess, but in the end, it’s worth it because they just might save your life.

If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

You’re the reason I look at my phone and smile, then bump into things.

You have my whole heart, and probably a bit of my sanity too.

I love you, dumb dumb.

Every time I see you, I love you more.

We go together like COPY & PASTE.

Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?

Relationship is perfect when it doesn’t have you and me, but when it has us.

I would be sad if you left me, please don’t.

Love is like war: Easy to begin but very hard to stop.

Two heads, one heart.

Us weirdos gotta stick together.

You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you.

There isn’t anything I need but you and maybe a cheeseburger.

Love is like a roller coaster. It has its ups and downs, and sometimes you throw up.

I love you more than coffee, but not always before coffee.

Falling in love is like giving someone a gun and hoping they won’t shoot you.

They say marriage is all about compromise. I agree, so we’re doing it her way.

Our love is never ending, my heart is overflowing.

Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond, but by the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

You’re like a charger; I’m dead without you.

If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

You’re like my car keys. I can’t get anywhere without you.

Birds of the same feather, flock together.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

Guess what? We both like taking long romantic walks…to the fridge.

Falling in love is like packing for a trip. You must leave your baggage behind.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

Everything is better when we do it together.

You are my today and all of my tomorrows.

My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

I love you more than zombies love brains, and they’re pretty committed.

I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once… and then with a bit of drool.

They said we wouldn’t work, but we did.

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams.

You’re like a charger for my energy, but let’s face it, I’m the one who ends up more drained.

Can’t keep calm when we’re this crazy in love!

You’re the best thing I’ve ever found on the internet, and that’s saying a lot.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: ‘I told you so.’

I love you even when you snore, though I still contemplate pillow suffocation.

We’re nuts about each other!

I love you even when I’m hangry.

That person who enters your life out of nowhere and suddenly means the world to you.

I think we make a cute couple.

Our relationship is like a comfy pair of jeans; it might not look high-fashion, but it feels perfect.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.

Falling in love makes you do weird things, like smiling for no reason and baking cookies at 3 AM.

Happy co-dependence day!

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore.

You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole.

Falling in love is like losing a sock. You don’t know how it happened but now you have to deal with it.

You’re my knight in shining armor… more like aluminum foil, but that’s okay, I love leftovers.

Our love is like a candle—if you forget me, I’ll burn your house down.

Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.

You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

Love is sharing your popcorn.

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time and make you do stupid things.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing without making it weird.

You’re the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life, congratulations!

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

Falling in love is like getting hit by a truck and then asking for the license plate number.

You’re like my favorite song on repeat, except I don’t get tired of you.

You are the butter to my bread, and the breath to my life.

You are my soulmate, I heard it in a song.

You’re the sprinkles on my ice cream, unnecessary but so delightful.

I think you’re lacking vitamin mE.

I love you like Kanye loves Kanye.

Falling in love is like sending a text. You press send and then wait anxiously for a reply.

If it makes you feel better, you can hold my hand.

You’re all my heart ever talks about.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

We go together like cookies and milk.

You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

You’re the flip to my flop, the hop to my scotch.

A man is incomplete until he’s married. After that, he’s finished.

I tell you everything, at least everything I think you should know.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

You are the source of my joy, the center of my world and the whole of my heart.

You must be a banana because I find you a-peeling.

We may hate ourselves in the morning, but we’re loving each other tonight.

They say love is all about give and take. You take my fries, I give you the side-eye.

I love you more than my smartphone, and that’s a modern-day declaration of true love.

Love is like a toothache. It doesn’t appear on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

My heart beats faster when I’m near you, or is it the coffee?

I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.

I don’t care if you’re sick. I’ll kiss you because you’re worth catching a cold over.

Together, we’re a perfect 10. But you’re the 1, I’m the 0.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Winter Letter Board Quotes, Funny Sayings, Short Funny Inspirational Quotes, Roses are Red Poems, Short Spring Letter Board Quotes and Short Happy Easter Letter Board Quotes.

Funny Valentine’s Day Letter Board Quotes

“Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you.” — Dolly Parton

“Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.” — Elinor Glyn

“The course of true love never did run smooth.” — William Shakespeare

“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” — Elizabeth Evans

“Love is sharing your popcorn.” — Charles Schultz

“Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.” — Bree Luckey

“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” — Hussein Nishah

“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.” — Pearl Bailey

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schulz

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Um… Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” — Michael Scott, The Office

“Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.” — Lisa Hoffman

“People should fall in love with their eyes closed.” — Andy Warhol

“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” — Albert Einstein

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” — Erich Segal

“At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.” — Plato

“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby — awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” — Lemony Snicket

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” — Joan Crawford

“The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.” — Blaise Pascal

“A life lived in love will never be dull.” — Leo Buscaglia

“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” — Jean Illsley Clarke

“I love you and I like you.” — Parks & Recreation

“One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.” — Sophocles

“Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” — H. L. Mencken

“Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.” — Fran Lebowitz

“I do know some things. For example, I know I love you. I know you love me.” — Game of Thrones

“Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.” — Judith Viorst

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” — Lily Tomlin

“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” — Melanie Clark

“I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.” — Forrest Gump

“True love stories never have endings.” — Richard Bach

“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” — Carroll Bryant

“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.” — Mae West

“True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.” ― William Goldman

So that is it for our list of Funny Valentine’s Day Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!