Spooky, Funny and Short Happy Halloween Captions

Halloween is a festive holiday and the perfect time for short, catchy, funny comments. Which is why we have gathered all the best happy Halloween captions and sayings for you to share. And if you’re looking for short Happy Halloween quotes for captions, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Funny Halloween Captions and Sayings

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Starbursting to eat all this candy

Fall foliage is my favorite color

Witch, please

Bad and boo-jee

Let’s get spooky

Eat, drink, and be scary

Pumpkin season has begun

Don’t stop be-leafing

Hallow Howl-o-ween!

You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!

Mischief managed

Let’s carve out some fun

Carving out fun

Fall is just a part of leaf

I’m only human, I’ve got a skeleton in me

Having a howling good time!

Looking pawsitively bootiful

Ahead of the carve

Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.

Ghouls just wanna have fun

Keep calm and cartilage on

Something wicked this way comes

It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus

Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!

Lookin’ gourd-geous!

Forever your Zom-bae

This witch can be bribed with chocolate

Had a spooktacular night!

Fangs for the memories

Where my ghouls at?

You better work, witch

Boo-in it for the ‘gram

#HotGhoulFall

Bite me

Every angel has a devilish side

Let’s bone

You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.

Looking fur-ocious

I have one thing to say about this candy: Bone appétit!

If the broom fits, fly it

Don’t worry, I got your back. Literally.

Don’t go goblin up all my candy

I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy

Halloween makes me so (candy) corny

Let’s give em pumpkin to talk about

No more treats? This is unBOOlievable

It’s always Halloween inside my head

World’s okayest pumpkin carver

Witch parking. All others will be toad.

Don’t make me get the flying monkeys

Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!

Catch me carving out a little fall fun

Just a broom and a little perfume

By this time my blood type is pumpkin spice

What’s up, my witches?

I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall

When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.

With the boo crew

Trick or treat, motherpupper

You make me batty

It’s time to have some skele-fun

Be witched!

100 percent that witch

Keep calm and buy pumpkins

Gourd out of my mind

I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween

BYOBoos

Did you say treat?

I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers

A wee bit wicked

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and spiders.

You had me at pumpkin patch

99 problems but a witch ain’t one

Fangs for the memories

Twix or treat!

There aren’t any skeletons in my closet, but I do have some in my trunk

I’m ahead of the carve

Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.

Hocus Pocus and chill?

Living in golden hour when it’s fall

Hope your Halloween is full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy!

Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes

A real witch is nothing without her ghoulfriends

Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus

Psst…This isn’t a costume

Halloween night Pop Rocks my world

Keep calm and carry a wand

Waaay ahead of the carve!

 Cutest pumpkin in the patch

Fright Night

This is my resting witch face

Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything

No bones about it!

If the broom fits, fly it

My costume is eerie-sistible

Tea and fuzzy socks season

The pumpkin to my spice

You’re in ghoul company

#SquadGhouls

Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October days.

Bat to the bone

Witch better have my candy

Killin’ it

Pure pumpkin goodness

Creepin’ it real

Hey, boo-tiful

All my best ghoulfriends are total witches

It’s fall coming back to me now

This witch likes wine

Happy Hollow-ween!

I can’t Reese-ist a good Halloween pun

You’re the treat to my trick

Hey, boo, let’s get sheet-faced

Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything

The most colorful season of all is here

Putting the ‘boo’ in booty

Angel by day. Devil by night

Keep calm and enjoy fall

Keep calm and stay cozy

It’s going tibia okay!

Shake your BOOty

Bugs and hisses, witches!

Catch me on the dark side

Halloween puns are so corny

I’m a witch every day. Not just for Halloween.

Eat, drink & be scary

This is my magic happy potion

Channeling all the flannel

Your costume is so realistic that it’s un-candy!

Straight Outta Salem

Drop dead gorgeous

During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.

The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.

Oh my gourd I love fall

Too cute to spook

Happy Hallo-weenie!

Hey, pumpkin!

Let’s carve out some fun this October!

Sweet like candy

Hocus pocus and chill?

Not every witch lives in Salem

Double, double toil and trouble!

I’m a haunt mess

Straight outta coffin

Basic witch

Only bad witches can drive stick

Have a fang-tastic night!

Pumped for pumpkins!

Have a humerus Halloween

Not going to eat candy? That’s witchful thinking.

Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed

This is the one time a year I could truly be myself

Go big or gourd home

New face, who ‘dis?

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless

More boos, please

I put a spell on you

You say witch like it’s a bad thing

I’m the ghostest with the mostest

Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.

These colors are unbe-leaf-able!

So many of my smiles begin with autumn

This is where the magic happens

Hot ghoul Halloween

I’m here for the boos

Trick or tequila

The only thing getting lit this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle

With the boo crew

If you’ve got it, haunt it

Happy fall, y’all!

Let’s get (pumpkin) smashed

I love fall beyond a seasonable doubt

Creepin’ it real!

A nightmare before coffee

I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!

Don’t make me drop a house on you

Time to get this party startled!

Howl you doin’?

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

I hope you find this humerus

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Halloween Letter Board Quotes, Pumpkin Captions, Funny Halloween Sayings and Short Autumn Quotes.

Short Funny Halloween Quotes

“We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!” – Humbert Wolfe

“Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” – Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin

“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” – L.M. Montgomery

“A mask tells us more than a face.” – Oscar Wilde, Irish Poet

“Every day is Hal”There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” – The Nightmare Before Christmas

“Listen to them—the children of the night. What music they make!” – Bram Stoker

“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” – Edgar Allan Poe

“Where my ghouls at?” – Monster Highloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” – Tim Burton

“Be afraid, be very afraid.” – Ronnie, The Fly

“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” – Mason Cooley

“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” – Bill Waterson

“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” – Brackett, Halloween

“It’s alive!” – Frankenstein

“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” – Max, Hocus Pocus

“There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.” – Collette

“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” – Gomez, The Addams Family

“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice

“Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” – Richelle E. Goodrich

“Well, fancy! We desire children.” – Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

“I’m wicked through and through.” – Elphaba, Wicked

“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family

“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” – Andrew Gold

“I see dead people.” – The Sixth Sense

“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice

“Where there is no imagination there is no horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle

“That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.” – Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow

“On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” – Ava Dellaria

“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” – Dani, Hocus Pocus

“It reeks of children!” – Mary Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.”- Jay Hawkins

“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” – Steve Almond

“If you’ve got it, haunt it.” – Rose Pressey

“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” – Rihanna

“Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” – Rusty Fischer

“I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family

“I’m a mouse, duh.” – Mean Girls

So that is it for our list of Funny Halloween Captions and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!