‘Tis the season to be raiding the pumpkin patch, pumpkin spice and prepping for Halloween, so we have put together a list of all the best short, cute and funny pumpkin captions and sayings for your next post. And if you’re looking for short pumpkin quotes for Instagram captions, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Pumpkin Captions and Sayings
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It’s always pumpkin spice and everything nice when you’re around
In fall, orange is my favorite color
Pie love spending time with you
Time flies when you’re having pum-pkin
If loving pumpkin spice is wrong, I don’t want to be right
Go big or gourd home!
If you don’t like fall, you can leaf me alone with my pumpkin spice latte
If you were the pumpkin king, I’d be your pumpkin queen
You are the pick of the patch
Not just another squash
But first, pumpkin spice
Oh my gourd. I love fall.
The cutest pick
Every day is #squashgoals with you
What a gourdgeous day to spend with you
Just spicing date night up by going to a pumpkin patch
I’m no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical
Let’s carve out some fun
Pretty sure I am sweeter than pumpkin pie
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Gourd out of my mind
Autumn skies and pumpkin pies
No one needs to tell me how basic I am
Trick or treat yo’ self
Ask not what your pumpkin can do for you, ask what you can do for your pumpkin
Here’s the scoop – without you, my brains would turn to mush!
Pumpkin season has begun
There’s no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch
Tis the season to be basic AF and not give a d*mn
You really struck a gourd with me
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
I love you, pumpkin
We’re falling hard for each other
Aw, pumpkin!
Ahead of the carve
Let’s spice things up
Hanging with my cutie (pumpkin) pie
Easy as pumpkin pie
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
I’ve been thinking of you a latte
I’m ahead of the carve
Pumpkin season has begun
If it’s pumpkin spice, I have to try it
How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
This jack-o-lantern is gonna be lit
Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything
Go big or gourd home
You are the pumpkin spice to my fall
Don’t want to be corny, but I love my pumpkin
Oh my gourd, we’re having the best time at the pumpkin patch
The smashing pumpkins
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Autumn leaves and pumpkins please
There’s no one I’d rather get lost in a pumpkin patch with than you
You’ll always be my boo
Follow the pumpkin patch road. Wait, where’s Toto?
I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!
Fa-boo-lous
I love pumpkin spice a latte
Chilling with the cutest little pumpkins
I’m hollow inside
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
Let’s carve out some fun this October!
You had me at pumpkin patch
Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn!
Pumpkin and spice and everything nice
It’s always pumpkin spice and everything nice when you’re around
Pick of the patch
Ready to squash
Squash Goals
There’s no such thing as frowning in a pumpkin patch… unless it’s carved on one
Don’t want to get all mushy, but I’m seriously falling for you
Pure pumpkin goodness
You’re gourdgeous
You’ve pumpkin patched my heart with love
Pumped for pumpkins!
Pumpkin patch princess. Actually, make it queen.
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
World’s okayest pumpkin carver
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
Fall so hard mother pumpkins wanna spice us
Pumpkin patching time!
Brb, I’m going to the pumpkin patch
There’s a new pumpkin in the patch!
Look how jacked my bae is
Oh my gourd!
Catch me carving out a little fall fun
Hanging with my pumpkin
Great Pumpkin believer since 1966
Pumpkin patch princess
You’re the pumpkin spice to my latte
Gourd goals
Hey, pumpkin patch. Howl you doing?
It’s lit like a pumpkin spice candle
One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away
Have a gourd time!
Carving out fun
Follow the pumpkin patch road
At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice
Welcome to our patch
Pumpkin-flavored kisses and autumn wishes
There’s no one I’d rather get lost in a pumpkin patch with than you
Pumpkin patches turn me into a kid in a candy store
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
You’ve carved out a piece of my heart
Just spicing date night up by going to a pumpkin patch
I found the cutest pumpkin in the patch
I love my pumpkin spice a latte
Pun-kin patch!
Life is gourd with you around
You had me at pumpkin spice
Pumpkin Everything
Boo-tiful
Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about!
Pumpkin is the spice of life
Pumpkin spice and chill
Cutest pumpkins in the patch
Keep calm and buy pumpkins
Pumpkin patch exploring is my part-time job for the next three months
Cutest pumpkins in the patch
Carving out some fun with bae
Pure pumpkin goodness
Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you
Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed
I’m pumpkin you up!
Beauty is in the pie of the beholder
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you
Wow, this pumpkin is totally jacked.
Go big or gourd home!
Gourd goals
I’m just here for the pumpkin pie.
Life is gourd.
I love pumpkin gourds. They are so gourdgeous.
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Let’s get glowing
Squash goals
Squash any beef this fall
I spy with my little pie
Unless it’s pumpkin spice, I don’t give a frappe
Gourd big or go home.
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
Squash Goals
Gourd of the rings
Orange you glad it’s fall?
Cutie pie
Oh my gourd!
I’m pumpkin to talk to you.
Hello gourdgeous
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never
Piece out
I’m the pun King
I only have pies for you.
Hit the road, jack-o-lantern
I’m a real pumpkin-head.
You’re really struck a gourd with me
Pie love spending time with you
Let the gourd times roll!
Oh my gourd, we’re having the best time at the pumpkin patch
Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern
Let’s get smashed!
I’m the pumpkin king/queen!
Carving out some time for fun
Looking gourd-geous, darling!
Let’s pumpkin spice things up!
I only drink pumpkin spice — just call me a basic witch.
Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn!
Be of gourd cheer.
You struck a gourd with me.
The smashing pumpkins
Sorry I’m latte — I had to pick up my pumpkin spice.
Don’t go(urd) breaking my heart.
I’m ahead of the carve
Me + PSL = Squashgoals.
You’re the pick of the (pumpkin) patch.
I’ve got my eyes on the pies
Time to jack up my pumpkin
I’m feeling empty inside
Ready to squash
Pumpkin Spice and everything nice.
Life is gourd with you around
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
I’ve been pumpkin iron at the gym
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like.
I’m feeling vine today.
Orange you pumped for Autumn?
Not just another squash
Pumpkin pi
Your smile lights up a room
War and Piece
Oh my gourdness, it’s fall!
Oh my gourd, it’s pumpkin season!
Gourd out of my mind
Dear gourd
Hey gourd-geous!
I’m on the rind 24/7.
Blood type: Pumpkin Spice.
What’s cooking, gourd looking?
Oh my gourd. I love Halloween.
Let’s get lit!
Gourd vibes only.
That’s the way the pumpkin spice crumbles.
I know a latte pumpkin spice puns.
Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit
Hanging with my cutie (pumpkin) pie
You’re gourdgeous
I love my pumpkin spice a latte
Let’s carve out some fun this fall.
Go big or gourd home
I love pumpkin spice a latte
I’m not lion, I love pumpkin.
Say hollow to my little friend!
Piece and love
You really struck a gourd with me
Have a gourd time!
Get pumped for Halloween!
Patch you later!
Trick or treat yo’ self
Call me the piece maker
You are the pumpkin of my pie.
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
Gourd your loins!
I’m gourd-geous, aren’t I?
This jack-o-lantern is gonna be lit
Pumpkin out puns like it’s nobody’s business
Pumpkin everything, please!
I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin
You want a piece of me?
What a gourdgeous day to spend with you
Follow the pumpkin patch road. Wait, where’s Toto?
Get off my jock-o-lantern
Pumpkin patchin’ it up.
Have a gourd Halloween.
Life is gourd when it’s pumpkin spice season!
You don’t know jack-o-lantern
You’ve pumpkin patched my heart with love
You occu-pie my thoughts
Pumpin Spice Up Your Life!
Oh my gourd! I love fall.
Pie’ve been waiting all season for this
Time flies when you’re having pum-pkin
Happy Hollow-ween
Fall so hard mother pumpkins wanna spice us
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Short Pumpkin Quotes for Instagram
“I’d say the first thing you need is … a pumpkin.” —Cinderella
“I tromped through the pumpkin patch.” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
“If you’re ever wondering what to wear, just dress like a pumpkin, you’re good to go. — Devendra Banhart
“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald
“I can smell autumn dancing in the breeze. The sweet chill of pumpkin, and crisp sunburnt leaves.” —Ann Drake
“Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.” — John Oliver
“Let’s be honest: you can’t celebrate fall without it’s leading role: pumpkin!” — Rachel Hollis
“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” — Henry David Thoreau
“Once a pumpkin, Always a pumpkin.” — Billy Corgan
“I don’t see how a pumpkin patch could be more sincere than this one.” —It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
“Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin.”— Simone Schwarz-Bart
“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.” –The Great Gatsby
So that is it for our list of Pumpkin Captions, Quotes, Sayings and Puns. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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Laynni Locke
Laynni has been sharing her travel adventures and day-to-day life on Routinely Nomadic social media for over 15 years and appreciates the importance of finding the perfect quote or caption to showcase those experiences. Putting her extensive writing and education background to good use, Laynni has become passionate about researching and curating comprehensive lists of all the best quotes and captions for every occasion.