Short, Funny and Cheery Santa Quotes and Captions to Share that Christmas Spirit

When kids are involved, Santa is a big part of the Christmas celebrations, which is why we have put together a list of all the best Santa quotes for you to use. And if you’re looking for short Santa captions to share, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Santa Captions

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I wonder if I can catch Santa on my ring cam.

Someone call Santa Claus, because I’m about to sleigh.

My fat pants are ready

Any chance the king of Christmas is looking for a queen?

I promise I’ll do better next year, Santa.

I didn’t see him, but I know he was here.

Tasted and tested for Santa’s safety.

Another day. Another sleigh.

Our tree is ready for presents Santa!

Do you think he really knows when we are sleeping?

I don’t think Santa got my letter about the ring.

Have I been naughty this year? Well, I hope one of the reindeer eats the “naughty” list

But first, let me take an elfie.

Just waiting for the man with the bag.

We could all learn a thing or two from Santa.

Joyful, merry, and blessed

Ho-ho-home for Christmas!

Santa! You’re making me blush!

I like to consider myself the president of Santa’s fan club.

The name is Claus, Santa Claus.

Santa is the perfect example of believing in something even when you can’t see it.

Santa teaches us that the best gifts come from the heart.

Not pictured: Santa.

I’ll be there in a Blitzen.

No pouts around here. We are ready for Santa to come to town!

Mama needs coffee and so does Santa.

I wonder if Santa would notice one or two missing?

Hey Santa, I see you over deer.

Hey Santa, can I get North Pole credit?

I put the “ho” in “ho, ho, ho!”

Turns out red suits only look good on Santa.

Ho, ho, ho? More like ha, ha, ha!

After all these years, Santa finally brought my Christmas wish.

Santa knew all I ever wanted for Christmas was you.

100% on the naughty list

Santa, that’s officially 27 years in a row that you forget the ring for Christmas.

Oh deer, Christmas is here.

I bet Mrs. Claus does all of Santa’s gift wrapping.

Sleigh hair, don’t care.

Oh Santa, is that mistletoe?

Get ready for next year, Santa.

Getting lit like Rudolph tonight.

Believe in your elf

Run, run, Rudolph, straight to the holiday sales.

I hope I don’t see mommy kissing Santa Claus

I slay every day, but on Christmas, I sleigh all day.

Looks like Santa came to town after all.

It’s okay Santa, I scream when Dad holds me too.

Santa reminds us it’s better to give than receive.

Santa teaches us kindness, generosity, and joy.

Dear Santa, do calories count on Christmas?

Stockings are stuffed. That can only mean one thing.

Sorry Santa, the baby drank all the milk.

This family believes.

I bet Santa never gets stuck in traffic.

I love you from head to mistletoe

The best gift Santa ever gave me was having you to celebrate with.

Oh Santa, if only you were single.

Setting out the milk and cookies

How do you return gifts from Santa?

Christmas break to-do list: Eat, drink, nap

Oh, deer

I think Santa may have mixed up the naughty and nice lists this year.

Sorry Santa, I can explain.

Next year, I’m mailing a Tiffany’s catalog to the North Pole.

Dear big, fat, judgmental jerk, I just want to tell you that I’ve been naughty this year and it was all worth it!

I never stopped believing.

Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of eggnog.

I like Santa Claus because he only visits once a year. Every guest should follow his example

So in love with this Santa session.

Smiles brought to you by Santa.

I wish Santa would adopt me.

I think Santa would prefer cookies and wine.

I guess Santa and Mom have different definitions of nice.

Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental

Christmas calories don’t count!

You had me at ho ho ho

Do you think Santa is keto?

Baked with love for Santa.

Kids are tucked in, time for mommy to kiss Santa Claus.

I feel better knowing Santa will also be unemployed after Christmas

I wonder if Santa has a peanut allergy.

I wonder if Santa ever takes the reindeer for a joy ride.

He is real!

Be naughty, save Santa the trip

Santa outdid himself this year.

Maybe Santa didn’t know I was naughty

Dear Santa…can you please define “nice?”

My little Santa baby.

Santa, stop here. We have cookies.

Hey mom, why does Santa look so much like dad?

Eat, drink, and be merry

I bet Santa is sleeping in this morning.

Up on the housetop, click, click, click.

Think I totally sleighed this outfit.

I still believe.

All is calm, all is bright

Today, I will sleigh Christmas!

Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.

And then they lived happily ever antler…

Santa is a state of mind.

You better not pout

Soy milk for Santa, just in case.

I hope that St. Nicholas will soon be here.

Looks like Santa got my letter this year.

The forecast this Christmas is cloudy with a chance of reindeer.

The only man I love more than you is Santa.

I’m pretty sure I heard jingle bells around midnight.

Santa must not like walnuts

It’s a good thing Santa didn’t see my browser history

Look out for deer, Santa.

Rein it in this holiday season!

I plan on sleigh-in it.

He does exist!

Santa is going gluten-free this year.

Hey Santa, how “nice” do we have to be?

Santa was here.

Hey Santa, any chance you’re looking for a new Mrs. Claus?

How I wish I could Dasher away.

No milk, Santa has a new non-deery lifestyle.

We believe!

Gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses to all!

How rude-olph me for eating the last cookie. Oops.

The best gift Santa brings us on Christmas morning is a room full of smiles.

Dear Santa, is there still time to make the nice list?

Ah, Santa. Hello, old friend.

You’re the best gift Santa could bring.

Dear Santa…I can explain

Looks like Santa finally heard my Christmas wish.

Santa sleighed this year.

I smell presents!

Do you think Santa would mind if I had a few?

Sugar and spice make the holidays nice

Olive the other reindeer.

Introduced hubby to the other man in my life, Santa.

Call me Rudolph, I’m sleighing the game.

Any time now, Santa.

Santa is bringing us a new addition to the family!

I want a fat bank account and a slim waist for Christmas this year. You better not mix those two up, Santa!

Hey Rudolph, you light up my life.

Hey Santa, do you do weddings?

Santa brings out the child in all of us.

Wow! Thank you, Santa!

My cookies might be better than Mrs. Claus’.

Does Santa have GPS?

It would be a little Rudolph you not to like this pic.

Make it rein with holiday cheer.

Santa made my childhood magical.

Has anyone ever asked Santa what he wants for Christmas?

Do you think Santa is hiring?

Sleigh my name, sleigh my name

Making spirits bright

My spirit animal is Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

Don’t worry Santa, we’ll save you some.

See, I told you I was good this year.

One more sleep until Santa is here!

Never lose that twinkle in your eye, Santa.

Christmas is in the air, and I’m living for it!

I will never tire of seeing that beautiful red suit.

It’s all fun and games ’till Santa checks the naughty list

Santa brought me something sparkly this year.

Will Santa still come if I’m up all night with the baby?

I find you quite reindeering.

Do you think Santa is having spiked eggnog this morning?

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Funny Christmas Quotes, Short Happy New Year Wishes, Merry Christmas Greetings, Merry Christmas Messages for Friends and Family, Short Happy New Year Quotes, Grinch Quotes and Secret Santa Messages.

Santa Quotes

“They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.” — Paul M. Ell

“Santy Claus, why, why are you taking our Christmas tree? WHY?” — Cindy Lou from How the Grinch Stole Christmas

“For me growing up, Christmas time was always the most fantastic, exciting time of year, and you’d stay up until three in the morning. You’d hear the parents wrapping in the other room but you knew that also, maybe, they were in collusion with Santa Claus.” — Chris Pine

“There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.” — Bob Phillips

“The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.” — Clement Clarke Moore

“Whenever anyone was unselfish, that was Santa Claus. Christmas Eve was the time when everybody was unselfish.” — Laura Ingalls Wilder

“All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes.” — Maud McKnight Lindsay

“Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Claus. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don’t, who will?” — Jon Bon Jovi

“Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you’re helping Santa Claus. To me, that’s what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus!” — Louis Sachar

“An ounce of goodness every day, can soothe the heart in many ways. An ounce of goodness ‘just because,’ don’t wait until Christmas to be Santa Claus.” — Charmaine J. Forde

“Alas! How dreary would be the world if there was no Santa Claus! There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence.” — Francis P. Church

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” — Shirley Temple

Who’s the bane of Santa’s life? The elf and safety officer.” — Catherine Tate

“The name is Bond … Santa Bond. I’ll have an eggnog, shaken, not stirred.” — Michael Scott

What about Santa’s cookies? I suppose parents eat those, too?” — Buddy the Elf from Elf

“You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout, I’m telling you why—Santa Claus is coming to town.” — Haven Gillespie

“Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit people only once a year.” — Victor Borge

SANTA! Oh my God! Santa, here?! I know him! I know him!” — Buddy the Elf from Elf

God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is ‘sposed to be a happy time.” — Bil Keane

“The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus.” — Pat Boone

“You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.” — Robert Paul

“Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!” — Francis P. Church

“It’s always good for us to pause, And think awhile of Santa Claus, That jolly symbol we revere.” — Marshall M. Morgan

“Bells are ringing, children singing, all is merry and bright. So hang your stockings and say your prayers, ’cause Santa Claus comes tonight.” — Gene Autry

“Here’s what we know about Santa. He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good. I think he’s with the NSA.” — David Letterman

“Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.” — Francis P. Church

“I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don’t even try to tell me different.” — Dolly Parton

“In this age of instant coffee, overnight rush deliveries, and 30-second media sound bites, it’s not surprising that children have discovered that their letters to Santa Claus can be sent by email.” — Patrick Flaherty

So that is it for our list of Santa Quotes and Captions. We hope you found the perfect one for you!