Starting your day with a joke, laugh or funny quote gets things going in the right direction, so we have put together a list of all the best funny good morning quotes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny good morning sayings, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Good Morning Quotes and Sayings
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“I would rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on earth.” — Steve McQueen
I don’t like morning people…or mornings…or people.
“Not all the creatures will be excited by the sunrise.” ― Kamaran Ihsan Salih
Good morning, sleepyhead! I hope you have a day as fabulous as me.
Good morning to the person who always makes me laugh. You’re my daily dose of happiness!
Good morning! May your day be filled with less stress and more coffee.
Good morning! May your day be as amusing and entertaining as our banter.
Workout in the morning before your brain figures out what you’re doing.
Good morning! Remember, you’re not allowed to be grumpy until I annoy you.
Wakey, wakey, my sunshine! It’s time to rise and shine with your contagious laughter.
Good morning! Remember, a yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
Hey, sleepyheads! It’s time to wake up and seize the day with a dose of laughter!
Rise and shine, superstar! It’s time to conquer the world and make everyone laugh!
I hope your day starts with a smile and ends with laughter. Good morning sunshine!
I need to get up; my coffee needs me.
Hey! Sending you giggles and chuckles to make your morning extra special
“Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it.” — Richard Whately
“I hate mornings, they start so early.” — Janet Evanovich
Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction! Good Morning!
Good morning! May your day be as fabulous as you pretending to work hard.
I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen
“Every Monday you wake up is a day to make a change.” ― Irvine Welsh
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.” — Kristen Chandler
God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
“Monday isn’t that bad to be honest, What makes it bad is living in it.” ― Day
I hope your morning coffee is as strong as your enthusiasm for work!
Good morning! May your day be full of random awkward encounters and high five-able moments.
“You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.” — Bob Dole
Good morning, sunshine! Your sense of humor brightens up my day. Keep spreading the laughter!
Good morning, my funny bone! Get ready to crack me up throughout the day.
I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed.
Good morning! May your day be as positive as your WiFi signal.
I like my bed more than I like most people.
Good morning! May the office be filled with laughter and the coffee be bottomless!
“Tuesday morning and its all uphill from here.” — Mark Yemen
Wakey-wakey, it’s time to raise the humor level in our household. Good morning!
“A good day is a good day. A bad day is a good story.” — Glennon Melton
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” — Benjamin Franklin
Hey, don’t forget to smile and be grateful for having me as your incredible . Good morning!
“The best weeks start on Monday.” ― Nice Peter
“Every day is a good day to be alive, whether the sun’s shining or not.” — Marty Robbins
Rise and shine! The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.” — James Lileks
Good morning! Just a reminder that I’m always one step ahead of you in the game of sibling rivalry.
He who gets up early … is sleepy all day! Good Morning!
“It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!” — Napz Cherub Pellazo
Start your day with a hearty laugh! Good morning, family!
The coffee was added successfully. This body can now be started. Good Morning!
“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” — Ursula Le Guin
Hope your morning is less Monday and more Friday! Let’s make work fun!
May your morning coffee be stronger than your toddler’s will to defy you.
“Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness.” — Nanea Hoffman
Rise and shine! May your day be filled with jokes and giggles.
Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short!
Wishing you a morning filled with endless laughter and minimal meetings!
Of course I can start the day motivated. Just not in the morning! Good Morning!
May your morning be filled with giggles and silly moments. Have a great day!
“Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak.” — Kurt Cobain
“In the morning, I woke like a sloth in the fog.” — Leslie Connor
I hope you step on a Lego every morning. Good morning!
Good Morning! Come on, get up! The day does not mess up by itself.
“I always wake up early Saturday morning, and I have a little bit more time.” — Ehud Olmert
“Mornings are almost clean slates. I say almost because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them.” — Medeia Sharif
They say laughter is the best medicine. So, here’s your daily dose. Good morning sunshine!
May the force be with you this morning, but first, coffee!
“One small positive thought on this Thursday morning can change your whole day.” — Tahnni Dupre
I need something more than coffee but less than cocaine.
“For a girl with such a dark mind, you’re a little too in love with the sunrise.” ― Sherry Namdeo
“Morning not only forgives, it forgets.” — Marty Rubin
“I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, “aw s***, he’s up!” — Steve Maraboli
“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” — Phil Dunphy
“If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.” — Muhammad Ali
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” — Tony Smite
My bed and I love each other but the alarm clock is not clear! Good Morning!
I could be a morning person if morning happen to be around noon.
“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” — David Lynch
Me & Morning don’t see eye to eye, mostly because I don’t want to open mine!
A person falls asleep the fastest when he turns off the alarm clock.
“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” — Mindy Kaling
“A lot of good days… makes a great life! Each day is important.” — Manoj Arora
Good morning, my funny man! I hope your day is as amusing as you are.
The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me.
I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
Wishing you a morning as bright as your face when you see food. Good morning!
Be strong’ I whisper to my coffee.
“The sun rises before I do, but I break even by retiring after it does.” — Jules Rena
Good morning, my friend! May your day be filled with silly jokes and laughter that warms your heart.
“Sunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip.” ― Kris Kidd
“It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.” — H.G. Wells
Rise and shine, my dear family! Let’s kick off the day with a belly full of laughs.
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black
“Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it.” — Mitch Hedburg
Hey you with all that energy of 6 a.m….You’re not human.
“I’m living a dream I never want to wake up from.” — Cristiano Ronaldo
I hope you step on a Lego today, just to remind you that pain is temporary.
“I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” — Jarod Kintz
“Monday is for people with a mission.” ― Christina Imre
Good morning, my friend! May your day be filled with funny conversations and amusing adventures.
Good morning, sunshine! Time to wake up and annoy our parents together.
Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.
Smile, it’s a brand-new day! Sending you all the humor and love. Good morning!
Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.
Good morning! Wishing you a day full of sunny smiles and happy thoughts.
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” — Jim Davis
Good morning, sleepyhead! I hope today’s coffee helps you tolerate my morning craziness.
Wake up and smell the coffee, sunshine. Good morning and have a fantastic day!
Wake up, sleepyhead! Let’s start the day with a big smile and a belly full of laughter.
Tomorrow will come, you have no choice. Good Morning!
“When you’re wide awake, say it for goodness sake, it’s gonna be a great day.” — Paul McCartney
Wakey-wakey! The world is ready for our awesomeness. Let’s conquer the day together.
Wishing you a cup of happiness, a spoonful of laughter, and a slice of laziness for breakfast today.
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” — James Marsden
Good morning, my laugh factory! May your day be as amusing as you make mine.
Good morning! Remember, coffee is just a brewed reminder that you can conquer anything.
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” — Robert Heinlein
“Good morning Sunday, wish it was Saturday.” ― Bev Johnston
Good morning, my friend! May your day be as funny as a stand-up comedy show.
“We don’t “have” a great day, we “make it” a great day!” — Frosty Westering
I was beautiful, rich, sexy … and then the alarm rang! Good Morning!
Good morning, sunshine! Time to wake up and join the laughter parade!
Hope your morning is as bright and beautiful as your smile after your first cup of coffee.
Good morning! May your cup be filled with coffee and your tolerance for stupid people be high.
“What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That’s me.” ― Gemma Collins
I drink coffee for your protection.
“Morning will come, it has no choice.” — Marty Rubin
“When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” — Crystal Woods
You have a message: Wake up, you loafer! Good Morning!
Good Morning! At the beginning of a new stressful day.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m grateful for a someone as funny as you. Good morning!
Wake up, sunshine! It’s a brand new day full of possibilities and pranks!
May your morning be so bright that you need sunglasses just to pour your cereal.
Good morning! Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor to the office today!
I think I’m allergic to morning.
Drink some coffee and pretend you know what you’re doing.
5 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter…
“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” — Marcia Carrington
Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.
Hope your morning is full of unanswered texts, misplaced car keys, and an empty coffee cup.
Rise and shine! Don’t forget to brush your teeth, you stinky breath.
I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!
Wishing you a morning full of laughter and joy, my dearest hubby!
Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction.
Wishing you a morning full of laughter and a day full of comedy. Good morning, my witty friend!
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…
Wishing you a morning full of laughter and productivity! Let’s make this day amazing!
Hey, hope this morning brings you joy, laughter, and a little less weirdness. But just a little.
Roses are red, violets are blue, wake up lazyhead, I’m waiting for you! Good morning, sleepy.
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” — Dorothy Parker
Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.” — Marlo Thomas
Wake up and smell the jokes, my funny friend! Sending you a morning full of laughter and hilarity.
“The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.” — Jean Kerr
All the coffee beans in Colombia won’t make me a morning person.
“The only good Monday is a Monday in bed.” ― Lee Horton
Rise and shine, sleepyhead! Time to seize the day and conquer the world!
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes as such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook
“Every day is a good day. There is something to learn, care and celebrate.” — Amit Ray
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning.” — Moss Hart
Good morning, my friend! May your day be filled with funny moments and unexpected jokes.
Rise and shine, my funny friend! May your morning be filled with laughter that brightens your day.
“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” — Rachel Caine
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” — Punit Ghadge
Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I am functioning at full capacity.
My mom said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.
“I’m easy like Sunday morning.” — Commodores
I hope these funny messages bring a smile to your face. Good morning, sleepyheads!
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook
So that is it for our list of Funny Good Morning Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Happy Birthday Messages, Short Inspirational Work Quotes, Short Funny Happy Birthday Wishes and Funny Sayings.
About the Author
Laynni Locke
Laynni has been sharing her travel adventures and day-to-day life on Routinely Nomadic social media for over 15 years and appreciates the importance of finding the perfect quote or caption to showcase those experiences. Putting her extensive writing and education background to good use, Laynni has become passionate about researching and curating comprehensive lists of all the best quotes and captions for every occasion.