Funny Halloween Letter Board Quotes

There is plenty to love about Halloween, especially the jovial atmosphere and many, many jokes. Which is why we have put together a list of all the best funny Halloween letter board quotes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny Halloween letter board sayings, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Funny Halloween Letter Board Quotes and Sayings

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Don’t make me drop a house on you

New face, who ‘dis?

Witch better have my candy.

“Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” – Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin

“Listen to them—the children of the night. What music they make!” – Bram Stoker

Can you tell me witch way to the pumpkin patch?

Carving out fun

Catch me on the dark side

Hocus pocus and chill?

My costume is absolutely eerie-sistible.

By this time my blood type is pumpkin spice

I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall

If you didn’t get tricked, was it even Halloween?

It’s all treats or all pumpkin. No in-between.

Only bad witches can drive stick

The pumpkin to my spice

I know how to drive a stick.

Just out here creepin’ it real, as usual.

99 problems but a witch ain’t one

Angel by day. Devil by night

“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” – Mason Cooley

You know what I like to say: bugs and hisses.

This is the one time a year I could truly be myself

I’m all tricks, no treats.

Have a fang-tastic night!

Twix or treat!

Straight outta coffin

Hope your Halloween is hex-tra special this year.

It’s the most frightful time of the fear.

“Every day is Hal”There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” – The Nightmare Before Christmas

Let’s carve out some fun

This party? Totally a gourd time.

Trick or tequila

Just a broom and a little perfume

Forever your Zom-bae

Got a bone to pick with every skeleton at this party.

You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.

Happy fall, y’all!

Call it what it is: pure squash ambition.

Having a howling good time!

Hope your Halloween is full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy!

“Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” – Richelle E. Goodrich

Who wants to join my fang club?

Looking brew-tiful tonight!

This Halloween is going to be absolutely fang-tastic!

“A mask tells us more than a face.” – Oscar Wilde, Irish Poet

I’m not playing Twix when I say I love this holiday.

This will definitely come in candy.

All my best ghoulfriends are total witches

Lookin’ absolutely gourd-geous tonight.

Not going to eat candy? That’s witchful thinking.

Witcha up to?

“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” – L.M. Montgomery

Waaay ahead of the carve!

This witch likes wine

This is my magic happy potion

You had me at pumpkin patch

“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” – Gomez, The Addams Family

Don’t go goblin up all my candy

I’m just dying to have some fun!

Don’t forget your spoo-key—this house doesn’t unlock itself.

Orange you glad you dressed up for Halloween?

Basic witch

Feeling batty!

“It reeks of children!” – Mary Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

Did you say treat?

Halloween night Pop Rocks my world

You’re in ghoul company

#SquadGhouls

Fangs for the memories.

“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” – Edgar Allan Poe

“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice

I can’t help it… it’s in my blood.

Pumpkin season has begun

These costumes are scary good.

Fall is just a part of leaf

Can’t always get what you wand.

Wishing you a spook-tacular night full of chills and thrills.

This is my resting witch face

During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.

Mischief managed

Let’s give ’em pumpkin worth talking about.

We’re having a howling good time!

Just checked my horror-scope—looks like a killer night ahead.

Looking fur-ocious

The only thing getting lit this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle

Witch better have my candy

“I see dead people.” – The Sixth Sense

Let’s bone

Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes

Where my ghouls at?

Keep calm and buy pumpkins

“It’s alive!” – Frankenstein

#HotGhoulFall

Keeping it cool and pumpkin-flavored.

It’s a brew-tiful day for eating tons of candy.

girl dressed as witch, holding pumpkin and broom, portrait

This is where the magic happens

What’s up, my witches?

My costume is eerie-sistible

Drop dead gorgeous

So pumped for Halloween I could burst like an overripe gourd.

I’ve got tricks and treats up my sleeve.

Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October days.

A cat’s favorite candy is a Kit Kat.

Let’s give em pumpkin to talk about

Something wicked this way comes

Howl’s it hanging this Halloween?

Cracked jack-o’-lantern? No problem, there’s always a pumpkin patch.

BYOBoos

I’m a witch every day. Not just for Halloween.

“I’m a mouse, duh.” – Mean Girls

World’s okayest pumpkin carver

With the boo crew

Gourd out of my mind

You can always count on a vampire to go for the blood orange.

It’s witchful thinking.

Bat to the bone

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless

Halloween makes me so (candy) corny

Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.

No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!

You make me batty

Just a little pumpkin spice to sweeten the season.

Not every witch lives in Salem

You’re the treat to my trick

Fangs for the memories

Wishing you a fang-tastic Howl-oween!

These colors are unbe-leaf-able!

Starbursting to eat all this candy

Halloween’s the one day you’re supposed to come as you aren’t.

“On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” – Ava Dellaria

There aren’t any skeletons in my closet, but I do have some in my trunk

I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!

Don’t stop be-leafing

Witch parking. All others will be toad.

“There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.” – Collette

Let’s get spooky

This witch can be bribed with chocolate

Happy Hollow-ween!

“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” – Rihanna

Tell everybunny it’s time for a Hoppy Halloween.

A real witch is nothing without her ghoulfriends

Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.

Tea and fuzzy socks season

Witch upon a star.

“I’m wicked through and through.” – Elphaba, Wicked

Eat, drink & be scary

You better work, witch

“Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” – Rusty Fischer

Too cute to spook

Have a humerus Halloween

Hot ghoul Halloween

Feeling witchy.

Channeling all the flannel

Still searching for a boo who’s my blood type.

Getting kissed by a vampire is a pain in the neck.

Had a spooktacular night!

Keep calm and stay cozy

Frankenstein skips the dance floor with his two left feet.

“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice

Witch, please

Pumped for pumpkins!

Straight Outta Salem

“If you’ve got it, haunt it.” – Rose Pressey

“Where my ghouls at?” – Monster Highloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” – Tim Burton

“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” – Brackett, Halloween

Wrapped up and ready—you’re clearly the mummy of the year.

I’m here for the boos

Beware of Resting Witch Face.

More boos, please

Let’s get (pumpkin) smashed

Hey, boo-tiful

Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.

I’m already ten steps ahead of the carve this year.

No bones about it!

I have one thing to say about this candy: Bone appétit!

Sweet like candy

Be witched!

You really don’t know jack-o’-lantern, do you?

Lookin’ gourd-geous!

I will protect this candy with all my gourd.

Carving out quality time for spooky season.

I’m a haunt mess

Howl you doin’?

Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus

The ghosts really brought the boo-ty this year.

Wicked awesome.

I’m only human, I’ve got a skeleton in me

Oh my gourd, Halloween is finally here.

Oh my gourd I love fall

Creepin’ it real

Everything I brew, I brew for you.

So many of my smiles begin with autumn

Don’t forget to do your hair with scare spray on Halloween.

If you’ve got it, haunt it

Living in golden hour when it’s fall

Boo-in it for the ‘gram

Happy Hallo-weenie!

Here I am, warts and all.

Ahead of the carve

Keep calm and carry a wand

Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything

Go big or gourd home

Every angel has a devilish side

Welcome to the pun-kin patch, where the jokes never rot.

Putting the ‘boo’ in booty

Psst…This isn’t a costume

No more treats? This is unBOOlievable

No playing it small. Go big or gourd home.

A nightmare before coffee

Fright Night

You say witch like it’s a bad thing

Hallow Howl-o-ween!

Your costume? Couldn’t scare less.

The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.

Don’t make me get the flying monkeys

Trick or treat, motherpupper

You’re going to Snicker after hearing all of my Halloween puns.

Catch me carving out a little fall fun

I can’t Reese-ist a good Halloween pun

It’s time to have some skele-fun

Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!

Ready to pumpkin spice up the night.

I’m ahead of the carve

Have yourself the happiest of Hollow-weens!

Let’s carve out some fun this October!

Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything

When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.

The most colorful season of all is here

Out here feeling gourd and festive.

Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.

“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.”- Jay Hawkins

You know what they say: If the broom fits!

It’s going tibia okay!

Hocus Pocus and chill?

They say it was love at first bite—fangs and all.

“That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.” – Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow

I’ll be-witcha in a second!

“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family

Crowning myself the official pun-kin king.

“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” – Andrew Gold

Can’t hide it, I love pumpkin spice a whole latte.

It’s fall coming back to me now

Favorite math joke? Easy: pumpkin pi.

You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!

Creepin’ it real!

Got my pumpkin pies set on you.

Your costume is so realistic that it’s un-candy!

Keep calm and enjoy fall

I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers

Looking pawsitively bootiful

Witching you a Happy Halloween.

The Halloween candy is spook-tacular.

Eat, drink, and be scary

Pure pumpkin goodness

I’m the ghostest with the mostest

You’re the pumpkin I’ve been waiting for.

Ghouls just wanna have fun

I’ve been there, done bat.

Hey, boo, let’s get sheet-faced

“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” – Steve Almond

A wee bit wicked

Bite me

Witch and famous.

Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed

“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” – Dani, Hocus Pocus

Come Halloween, it’s Crunch time.

I’m bat to the bone.

100 percent that witch

“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” – Bill Waterson

Bugs and hisses, witches!

I hope you find this humerus

Double, double toil and trouble!

Halloween’s not the same if I can’t be witch you.

Fall foliage is my favorite color

With the boo crew

Happy Hallo-weenie!

I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween

I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy

Time to get this party startled!

Living that sweet, seasonal gourd life.

Shake your BOOty

bowl of candy corn

Cutest pumpkin in the patch

“Be afraid, be very afraid.” – Ronnie, The Fly

Skeletons don’t have the guts to dress up for Halloween.

Killin’ it

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

Keep calm and cartilage on

A cutie that’s a little spooky.

My costume really hit the gourd spot.

“I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family

“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” – Max, Hocus Pocus

“We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!” – Humbert Wolfe

If the broom fits, fly it

I put a spell on you

You’ve got me under your spell.

I will gourd this candy with my life!

Slipped on a pumpkin and totally lost my gourd.

Keep calm and carry a wand.

Bad and boo-jee

“Where there is no imagination there is no horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle

child holding a halloween pumpkin over their face

You’re my fiend for life.

Pretty sure Gourd of the Rings deserves an Oscar.

It’s time to get this party startled!

I love fall beyond a seasonable doubt

Fangs for the memories

If the broom fits, fly it

It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus

You’re the best of the bunch—truly the pick of the patch.

Happy Halloween to my Hallow-queen.

Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!

“Well, fancy! We desire children.” – Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and spiders.

So that is it for our list of Funny Halloween Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!

If you like these, you can also check out our other lists of Funny Halloween Sayings, Happy Halloween Letter Board Quotes, Short Pumpkin Captions and Short Fall Captions.

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