Nothing says fall is here like some ripe orange pumpkins, so we have put together a list of all the best short pumpkin captions for you to share. And if you’re looking for short pumpkin captions for Instagram, we also have you covered.
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Short Pumpkin Captions
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Boo-tiful
Unless it’s pumpkin spice, I don’t give a frappe.
Go big or gourd home!
You’re the pumpkin spice to my latte
“I don’t see how a pumpkin patch could be more sincere than this one.” —It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Fa-boo-lous
You had me at pumpkin spice
Fall so hard mother pumpkins wanna spice us
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
Happy fall, y’all!
Welcome to our patch
Tea and fuzzy socks season
Leaves are falling, autumn is calling
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Not just another squash
When in doubt, gourd it out.
Pumpkin spice and chill
I only drink pumpkin spice—just call me a basic witch.
Sorry I’m latte. I had to pick up my pumpkin spice.
Let’s get lit.
I love pumpkin gourds. They are so gourdgeous.
Oh, dear gourd!
When he gets spooky with you
Slipped on a pumpkin. It caught me off gourd.
Time to get smashed!
Hay baby, hay baby, hay!
Time flies when you’re having pum-pkin
I love my pumpkin spice a latte
Life is gourd with you around
“I can smell autumn dancing in the breeze. The sweet chill of pumpkin, and crisp sunburnt leaves.” —Ann Drake
I’ve been thinking of you a latte
It’s fall! Break out the sweaters and selfie filters
There’s no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch
Every day is #squashgoals with you
Pumpkin Everything
You’ve pumpkin patched my heart with love
In fall, orange is my favorite color
Hanging with my cutie (pumpkin) pie
The cutest pick
Hey, pumpkin patch. Howl you doing?
Just spicing date night up by going to a pumpkin patch
The most colorful season of all is here
Autumn leaves and pumpkins please
We’re falling hard for each other
And so, the season of pumpkins and spooky selfies begins
Long sleeves & falling leaves
My pumpkin selfie
Autumn skies and everything’s fine
I’m hollow inside.
Pumpkin head photoshoot
Oh my gourd. I love fall.
Gourd of the rings
Pie love spending time with you
It’s officially fall-themed selfies season
Pumpkin patch princess
Pumpkin patching time!
I love you, pumpkin
If you don’t like fall, you can leaf me alone
My gourd luck charm.
Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything
Great Pumpkin believer since 1966
Cutest pumpkins in the patch
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
Pretty sure I am sweeter than pumpkin pie
I’m ahead of the carve
“If you’re ever wondering what to wear, just dress like a pumpkin, you’re good to go. — Devendra Banhart
Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed
Pumpkin Pi.
Look how jacked my bae is
Orange you glad it’s finally fall?
My favorite color is October
Cozy sweater, hot coffee, fall leaves, repeat
Fall is just a part of leaf
Follow the pumpkin patch road. Wait, where’s Toto?
I’m the pun King
I love pumpkin spice a latte
“Let’s be honest: you can’t celebrate fall without it’s leading role: pumpkin!” — Rachel Hollis
Catch me carving out a little fall fun
If you don’t like fall, you can leaf me alone with my pumpkin spice latte
Fall’s well that ends well
Trying all the pumpkin heads
Pumpkin patch princess. Actually, make it queen.
You’ll always be my boo
Carving out fun
Don’t gourd breaking my heart.
There’s no such thing as frowning in a pumpkin patch… unless it’s carved on one
Autumn skies and pumpkin pies
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
Pumpkin-flavored kisses and autumn wishes
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash
You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.
You really struck a gourd with me
There’s a new pumpkin in the patch!
Keep calm and buy pumpkins
What’s cookin’, gourd lookin’?
“Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.” — John Oliver
Keep calm and stay cozy
Hollow-queen.
Pick of the patch
Pumpkin season
Let’s carve out some fun this October!
Aw, pumpkin!
“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald
I’m a bit of a country pumpkin.
I love flannels and selfies in the fall most of all
Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn!
I’m no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical
Pun-kin patch!
Let’s spice things up
You are unbe-leaf-able
Squash Goals
These colors are unbe-leaf-able!
One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away
You are the pumpkin spice to my fall
Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you
Pumpkin spice, spice, baby.
Don’t want to get all mushy, but I’m seriously falling for you
Pumpkin is the spice of life
The only thing getting “lit” this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle
Easy as pumpkin pie
Spooky season
You had me at pumpkin patch
Don’t be so fall of yourself!
I found the cutest pumpkin in the patch
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here! Better latte than never.
I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin
No one needs to tell me how basic I am
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!
How do you fix a cracked jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
Sweater weather is better together
I love fall beyond a seasonable doubt
Pumped for pumpkins!
Doin’ fall things for the ‘Gram
It’s lit like a pumpkin spice candle
A pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away!
If loving pumpkin spice is wrong, I don’t want to be right
Eat drink and be scary
Let’s carve out some fun
Nothing to see here, just cozy along now
“Once a pumpkin, Always a pumpkin.” — Billy Corgan
Pure pumpkin goodness
“I’d say the first thing you need is … a pumpkin.” —Cinderella
Have a gourd time!
We have nothing but gourd intentions.
Fall foliage is my favorite color
If you’re not into fall, you can leaf me alone
We’re carving out some leisure time.
Pumpkin season has begun
Keep calm and fall on
It’s fall coming back to me now
Chilling with the cutest little pumpkins
Channel the flannel
Eat, drink & be scary
If it’s pumpkin spice, I have to try it
Ahead of the carve
Trick or treat yo’ self
Gourd goals
“Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin.”— Simone Schwarz-Bart
Follow the pumpkin patch road
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Pumpkin patches turn me into a kid in a candy store
Orange you glad we went to the patch?
Pumpkin patch exploring is my part-time job for the next three months
“Halloween shadows played upon the walls of the houses.” – Eleanor Estes
Spooktober
Patch you later!
Oh my gourd, we’re having the best time at the pumpkin patch
Welcome to the pun-kin patch!
Brb, I’m going to the pumpkin patch
Tis the season to be basic AF and not give a d*mn
Ask not what your pumpkin can do for you, ask what you can do for your pumpkin
What a gourdgeous day to spend with you
That’ll do spicely!
How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
“Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.” – Harland Williams
Gourd of the rings.
Ready to squash
You are the pick of the patch
It’s always pumpkin spice and everything nice when you’re around
Looking gourd-geous, darling!
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
There’s no one I’d rather get lost in a pumpkin patch with than you
World’s okayest pumpkin carver
But first, take a selfie and document the fall
The smashing pumpkins
Here’s the scoop – without you, my brains would turn to mush!
“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.” –The Great Gatsby
Carving out some fun with bae
I’m hollow inside
At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice
Living in golden hour when it’s fall
You’re gourdgeous
But first, pumpkin spice
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
This jack-o-lantern is gonna be lit
“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” — Henry David Thoreau
Hanging with my pumpkin
But I love fall most of all
You’ve carved out a piece of my heart
If you were the pumpkin king, I’d be your pumpkin queen
Keep calm and enjoy fall
Advice from a pumpkin: be well-rounded, get plenty of sunshine, give thanks for life’s bounty, have thick skin, keep growing, be outstanding in your field, think big
Don’t want to be corny, but I love my pumpkin
Pumpkin and spice and everything nice
“I tromped through the pumpkin patch.” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
Gourd your loins!
Who’s ready to carve out some fun?
Gourd out of my mind
Oh my gourd!
It’s sweater time!
So that is it for our list of Short Pumpkin Captions. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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Laynni Locke
Laynni has been sharing her travel adventures and day-to-day life on Routinely Nomadic social media for over 15 years and appreciates the importance of finding the perfect quote or caption to showcase those experiences. Putting her extensive writing and education background to good use, Laynni has become passionate about researching and curating comprehensive lists of all the best quotes and captions for every occasion.