The short days and cold weather of winter can be tough sometimes, which is why we have put together a list of all the best funny winter quotes to help cheer you up. And if you’re looking for short funny winter jokes and sayings, we also have you covered.
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Funny Winter Quotes, Jokes and Sayings
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I’ve got a slush on you.
“Snow brings the power to stop life as you know it dead in its tracks.” ― Nancy Hatch Woodward
All that dirty snow is an ice-sore.
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” – Bill Watterson
“When snow falls, nature listens.” ― Antoinette Van Kleeff
“We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.” – Lewis Black
Just go with the snow.
He’s a chip off the cold block.
Freeze the day.
It’s easy freezy!
“You are not a special snowflake.” – Sophia Amoruso
Takes one to snow one!
“When snow falls, nature listens.” – Antoinette Van Kleeff
Frost and foremost…
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.” – Deborah Kerr
“I love you because no two snowflakes are alike.” — Nikki Giovanni
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.” -Dave Barry
“The snow doesn’t give a soft white damn whom it touches.” ― E.E. Cummings
“They watched the snow fall and fall and fall until they thought that they were the ones falling.” ― Ann Patchett.
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“There was a silver lining tucked into last weekend’s blizzard.” – Liz Krieger
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.” – John Ruskin
“There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.” – Billy Connolly
“The snow fell as softly as a poet’s tears.” ― Kevin Ansbro
Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’
Let’s get this snow on the road!
I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.
Short Funny Winter Sayings
You’re up to snow good.
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
Oh, icy what you did there.
You’re a sight for sore ice.
It was mitten in the stars.
We’re off to see the blizzard.
Love at frost sight!
“Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.” – Alexandra Guarnaschelli
What bites but doesn’t have teeth? Frost.
“I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.” – T. S. Eliot
“We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt.” ― Walter Scott
“No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
It’s snow ice to meet you.
What happens when you catch a cold? You get cabin fever.
“A snow day literally and figuratively falls from the sky unbidden and seems like a thing of wonder.” ― Susan Orlean
“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold” – Charles Dickens
Freeze things happen.
What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole? A polaroid.
“I’m all livin’! I am alive! What a neat thing to happen to a nice guy like me.”—Frosty
I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.
Don’t give me the cold shoulder. I’m just punning with you.
“Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Is it raining out? Sleets me!
We’re all dressed up with snow-where to go.
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” – Anton Chekhov
Now you’re just snowing off.
What is a snow leopard’s favorite type of candy? Snowcaps.
Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet.
You think you’re above the thaw?
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.” – R. G. Daniels
Say it ain’t snow!
What is the Mexican dish that snowmen like? Burrr-ito.
“They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?” – Terry Pratchett
This sleet-uation has me feeling snow-verwhelmed.
What do the elves eat for lunch in the North Pole? Cold cuts and chilly.
I only have ice for you.
“While I relish our warm months, winter forms our character and brings out our best.” – Tom Allen
Fear not; all is not frost!
I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.
Every day I’m shoveling.
“Snow is the truth only when it’s snowing.” – Marty Rubin.
“You can’t get too much winter in the winter.” – Robert Frost
“I never eat November’s snowflakes, I always wait until December.” – Lucy
Who is Frosty’s favorite aunt? Aunt Arctica.
“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.” ― Dylan Thomas
“Close your eyes. Hear the silent snow. Listen to your soul speak.” ― Adrienne Posey
“Like my father, I am a snow person.” ― Charlie English
“I confess, I hope she does not hurry. It is good to be alone in the snow.” ― Pierce Brown
There’s snowone like you.
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.” – Carl Reiner
If there are ice cream trucks in the summer then why aren’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?
Do you know what’s at flake here?
If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.
It’s a two-way sleet.
“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.” – Anne Bradstreet
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.” – Deirdre Sullivan
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
Every mile is two in winter.
“You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.” – Chuck Palahniuk
“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!” ― Robyn Schneider
“The snow was endless, a heavy blanket on the outdoors.” ― Cambria Heber.
If looks could chill.
What’s the difference between ice and icicle? Ice has noel.
” I love you snow much girl. It was love at frost sight.”
I’m s-mitten, do you g-love me?
Dear winter, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons
I call ‘em like icy ‘em.
Home sleet home.
Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.
“The world was furred with late spring snow.” ― Marian Engel.
“Let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me anyway.” – Elsa from Frozen
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…somewhere else!
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” ― Roger Ebert
Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.
“There’s just something beautiful about walking on snow that nobody else has walked on.” ― Carol Rifka Brunt
Are you surfing the winternet?
After Christmas, I’m another day colder and deeper in debt.
“Nothing burns like the cold.” – George R. R. Martin
“Snowfall rouses your inner child to dream and play once more.” ― Angie Weiland-Crosby
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Starfish.
I thaw what you did there.
Freeze are the good cold days.
When it snows you have two choices. Shovel or snow angels.
“To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” – Aristotle
Shiver me limb-ers.
“Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do.” – Stanley Crawford
“I love snow for the same reason I love Christmas. It brings people together whilst time stands still.” ― Rachel Cohn
“Snow flurries began to fall and they swirled around people’s legs like house cats.” – Sarah Addison Allen
I’m chillin’ with my snowmies!
“In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.” – Albert Camus
“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.” – Victor Hugo
“No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.” – Hal Borland
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak
Snow isn’t warm. That’s flake news!
Let’s coldly go where snowman has gone before.
Once mitten, ice shy.
That guy loves icy weather. He’s a sleet freak!
You’re moving in snow-motion.
“The snow began to fall again, drifting against the windows, politely begging entrance and then falling with disappointment to the ground.” ― Jamie McGuire
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.” – Neil Hilborn
Don’t be snow dramatic!
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” – Roger Ebert
What does Frosty’s mom put on her face at night? Cold cream.
“Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.” – William Shakespeare
It’s a winter parad-ice!
It’s winter, weather you like it or not.
Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.
“The first snow is like the first love.” — Lara Biyuts
“In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.” – William Blake
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.” – Bill Bowerman
It’s brrrilliant outside!
What’s the weatherman’s favorite food in winter? Brrr-itos!
So that is it for our list of Funny Winter Quotes, Jokes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Winter Letter Board Quotes, Winter Sayings and Funny Christmas Wishes.
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Laynni has been sharing her travel adventures and day-to-day life on Routinely Nomadic social media for over 15 years and appreciates the importance of finding the perfect quote or caption to showcase those experiences. Putting her extensive writing and education background to good use, Laynni has become passionate about researching and curating comprehensive lists of all the best quotes and captions for every occasion.