125 Stunning Porto Captions

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Porto Captions

Here are some of our favorite Porto captions.

Today’s good mood is sponsored by Porto.
Making memories in Portugal.
If you can’t go to heaven, Portugal is the next best thing.
Porto sights & unforgettable nights.
You’ll have to drag me out of here because I’m never leaving!!
Made for the sea.
Meet me in Portugal.
The colors of Porto.

Wandering the tiny backstreets of Porto
This view never gets old.
Whatever you need, you’ll find it in Portugal.
Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.
I’ve never seen a place so swoon-worthy
Currently spending my life savings on a cappuccino in Majestic Cafe
Porto days and sunny rays.
If the question involves Portugal, the answer is yes.
Keep calm and travel on.
They say money can’t buy you happiness but, erm, it can buy you pastel de natas so…?
Just enjoying my daily pastel de nata

Keep those pastel de natas coming!
Catching feels for this beautiful place.
Made it to Portugal.
We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.
Hey Porto, you look good
From now on sweet dreams are made of trams, pastel de natas and sight-seeing in Porto.
Peace, love, and exploring Portugal.
Will travel for food (and a good sunset).
I have 99 problems and traveling is not one of them.
With love from Porto
Meet me at the Luís I Bridge.
Keep calm and love Portugal.

I’d cruise down that river any day of the week
I’m a-boat to take a river cruise
Any day is a good day in Porto.
More port, wine not?
All I need is a pastel de nata, some port wine and this view
I’ve never seen so many vibrant colors
Porto’s riverfront is a dream in reality
Look I know I said I was working from home but I’m actually walking down the riverfront in Porto…
Porto has no business being this pretty

Funny Porto Captions

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Ciao Porto, you’ve been great
There’s no time to be bored in Porto.
Left my heart in Portugal, better go back and get it.
Love is the food of life, travel is dessert.
Cue the bacalhau and sightseeing.
Porto is a dream that I never want to wake up from
Dear Portugal, I think about you all the time.
Travel, because money returns. Time doesn’t.
I’ve got all the heart eyes for Porto
Made it to Porto. Be back never.

Might just stay in Portugal indefinitely.
Don’t call it a travel dream. Call it a plan.
These azulejos make my heart beat fast
My legs are tired but my heart is full
I love you to Portugal and back.
Oh, the places you’ll go!
BRB, just buying another suitcase to fill with pastel de natas…
Excuse me, how many pastel de natas did YOU eat in Porto???
Some may dream in color, I dream in Porto.
I can finally tick Portugal off my bucket list.
Live with no excuses, travel with no regrets.
Summer nights & Porto skies.
Portugal is calling and I must go.
Ok Porto I see you
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a plane ticket to Porto and that’s pretty much the same thing.
Port Wine puns. They’re always in pour taste.
These azulejos give me peace

Rollin’ on the Douro River
The Douro River really is river-ting
Drinking port is so im-port-ant for your health…
Came for the views, stayed for the port
Whenever I see the Dom Luís I Bridge, my heart just ex-spans
Ribeira stole my heart (and she’s not giving it back)
Prepare yourself for a million photos. Sorry not sorry.
I think I left my heart in Porto…better go back and get it
No mom, I haven’t picked up Portuguese yet

Porto Instagram Captions

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I can’t really explain what Porto means to me but I’ll never forget it
I really really really like Porto
Fueled by bacalhau and love.
I think Portugal looks pretty good on me.
Stung by the travel bug. There’s no way back.
My heart bursts every time I look at Porto
It’s been a tile since I’ve been to Porto, but I’m so happy to be back!
I travel so my life isn’t disrupted by routine.
I might just rip up that plane ticket and stay here forever
Porto, you’re too pretty!

Take me back to Porto.
It’s a Portugal thing, you wouldn’t understand.
I dream in white and blue
My search history is currently ‘how to move to Porto’
Porto exists to remind you that your dreams are real.
Nothing beats the sunset in Porto.
Dare to get lost in the unknown
Stop dreaming, start traveling.
I’m planning my next trip to Porto just to eat more pastel de natas
Erm nope, these are all for me…
Life is short, go to Porto!
On a date with Portugal.

Portugal officially has my heart.
All I can say is wow!
New cities, new dreams
Thank you Porto for making me feel so alive.
Summer nights & Portugal skies.
The only thing I love more than traveling is eating. So why not do both at the same time?
Trams & tiles
Keep calm and go to Porto.
I left my heart in Portugal.
There’s no place like Porto.
Meanwhile, in Portugal…
I feel like I’m on top of the world (well on top of the Dom Luís I Bridge)
I got orange rooftops on my mind
This really must be what dreams are made of
Tired feet, warm hearts.
And the award for the most beautiful city goes to…Porto!

Short Captions About Porto

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Porto has my heart forever
Porto, I’m yours!
Portugal days and sunny rays.
Travel is the healthiest addiction.
Vacation state of mind.
Porto through my eyes.
Love, laughter, and Portugal.
Travel is my therapy.
Tiles for miles

You had me at olá
If lost, return to Porto.
Keep calm and go to Portugal.
I read, I travel, I become.
Porto is picture-perfect.
In a Porto state of mind.
Daydreaming in Portugal.
Travel more, worry less.
There’s nata lot else I need
I left my heart in Porto.
Keep calm and love Porto.
Portugal to me!
Eat well, travel often.
Ciao for now
Olá Porto!
Pretty Porto

Bom Dia from Porto.
In love with Portugal.
Postcard from Porto
Let’s get lost in Porto
Meet me by Porto Cathedral
Greetings from Porto.
From Portugal with love.
Cry me a river
Meanwhile, in Porto…
I’d rather be in Portugal.
Let’s port-y!!!
I’m a sucker for a sunset
Un-tile we meet again.
If lost, return to Portugal.
For Porto I’d walk a thousand tiles

Porto Puns

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Wow Porto has really tart me a lot
Did I step through a Porto-l or something? This place is out of this world
Un-tile we meet again Porto
Portuguese food is just soup-er!
Nata thing left to eat on my plate!
I piri-odically come to Porto to eat their food (it’s delicious)
Walking around Porto really is hill-arious
There’s nata lot left on my plate
My tart-rate is through the roof!
Porto…it’s been a tile but I’m back

That’s nata problem
Erm, is it im-Port-ant? I’m kinda on vacation in Porto
Portugal towers over the competition.
Porto really is tram-endous
Exploring Porto really is fun-icular
Wow, that’s a-Douro-ble
This river is almost too beautiful to en-Douro
I’m sea-sing every moment enjoying this view
This place really is da bom dia

Arroz by any other name would smell as sweet.
I think I’ve been trans-Porto-ed to heaven!
Porto really has stolen a piece of my tart
A trip to Portugal is a bit Convent-ional.
I’m about to over-doce on this dessert wine.
Hamming it up in Portugal!
Looking for a port in a storm.
Portuguese wine doesn’t have to costa lot to be high quality.

Porto Quotes for Instagram

Here are our favorite short Porto quotes for Instagram. You may also want to check out our full list of Short Quotes.

“I’d give anything to wake up in Porto just one more time listening to the sounds of the birds chirping, the boats rowing down the river and the chefs cooking up some fresh pastel de natas.” – Traveller’s Elixir

“It wasn’t until I went to Porto that I felt that idea of this exotic, beautiful, timeless place.” – Kevin Morby

“But Portugal has a peaceful feel about it.” – Cliff Richard

“Portuguese is cheerful and sweet, like a language of birds.” – Paulo Rónai

“It was a terrible mistake to have been born in Portugal.” – Marta Leite de Castro

“Porto is an intriguing mix of pretty and grungy.” – Dean Johnston

Tower with Porto quotes for Instagram by Johnston

“Any Portuguese town looks like bride’s finery – something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.” – Mary McCarthy

“I like to dream about Portugal, and it’s less easy when you are there.” – Maria de Medeiros

“The Portuguese still live with an excess of the past.” – Eduardo Lourenço

“Portugal has amazing seafood with all the eyeballs staring back at you.” – Annie Wersching

“My affection hath an unknown bottom, like the Bay of Portugal.” – William Shakespeare

“Oh, salty sea, how much of your salt are tears from Portugal?” – Fernando Pessoa

“I’ve got two places I like to be. Portugal is one”. – Cliff Richard

“PORTUGUESE – n.pl. A species of geese indigenous to Portugal. They are mostly without feathers and imperfectly edible, even when stuffed with garlic.” – Ambrose Bierce

City with funny Portugal Instagram quotes by Bierce

“Wet or fine, the air of Portugal has a natural happiness in it, and the people of the country should be as happy and prosperous as any people in the world.” – HG Wells

“I’ve never been anywhere quite like Porto. It’s a place that you just don’t ever get tired of.” – Traveller’s Elixir

“There is a decisive difference between the Portuguese and the Spanish. It’s just that the Portuguese are wiser than they seem. The Spaniards, on the other hand… seem wiser than they are.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

“If there is one portion of Europe which was made by the sea more than another, Portugal is that slice, that portion, that belt. Portugal was made by the Atlantic.” – Hilaire Belloc