Here is your resource for funny hiking captions. We have gathered all the best funny hiking captions for Instagram, hiking puns, funny hiking sayings, funny walking captions and funny captions about hiking that are cute for your hiking photos into one place.
We quit our jobs over 10 years ago and have been travelling ever since, making a point of hiking in every country we go to. Hiking is basically our way of seeing the world. Whether it’s a day hike or a multi-day trek, we have loved them all, from the Canadian Rockies to Everest Base Camp to the Portuguese Rota Vicentina to the Alta Via 1 in Italy. From the Tour du Mont Blanc (the best trek in Europe) to the Tongiriro Crossing (the best day hike in New Zealand).
But that doesn’t mean that there aren’t times where things didn’t go according to plan and we needed to add some humor to the situation. These funny captions on hiking and hiking photos are perfect for when you want to add some levity.
We have also paired our favourite funny captions about hiking with our favourite hiking photos from our time hiking in Canada and on the Alta Via 1 in Italy.
Enjoy this list of the best funny captions for hiking pictures and don’t forget to check out this guide on what to pack for a day hike!
Funny Hiking Captions
Humor is always a good choice. We gathered the best funny hiking captions for you so go ahead and find the best one for your hike.
Hiking hair, don’t care
DEET is nature’s cologne
There’s no such thing as ‘too much fresh air’
Needed a change of altitude
These boots were made for hikin’
This hike really peaked my interest
See those rocks? Don’t take ’em all for granite
Speechless (and breathless!)
About half-way to somewhere
I know I hike like a girl, try to keep up.
Netflix and chill? More like Trailmix and Hill
Funny Hiking Captions for Instagram
Here are our favorite funny hiking captions for Instagram that your followers will love!
There! Right there is where I lost my damn mind!
I feel big until I get to the mountains
Hiking was the answer – can’t remember what the question was
I might look like I’m listening but in my mind I’m hiking
Hiking – the only activity that completely empties my brain
On a date with mountains
May the forest be with you
This difficult road better lead to a beautiful place
Why is it that it is only after reaching the top that I realize I have to hike back down?
Hoping this trail leads somewhere
I think if I stop I’ll never start again
Hike more, worry less
Who doesn’t like a good pun and these are the best hiking pun captions of the bunch.
I went for a hike, now I’m feel oak-ay
Getting to the top of the hill was such a re-leaf
I just wanna kick it in the woods with my birches
Hiking is a hill of a lot of fun
Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill-areas
Wood you like to go for a hike with me?
I’m trying to mount-ain my distance
This hike? More like climb and punishment!
Hiking is all the range
Woke up feeling pine
Gotta keep hiking, come hill or high water
These views are beautiful as far as the eye canyon see
What were you saying? I lost my terrain of though
What you were saying about hiking really peaked my interest!
Cute & Funny Captions About Hiking
We thought these funny captions about hiking were especially cute.
I haven’t been everywhere but it’s on my list
I think I’ve peaked!
I’m not lost. I’m exploring.
So many trails, so little time
Think outside. No box required
Funny Hiking Sayings
These popular funny hiking sayings are ones that everyone uses but no one knows who said it first.
“Sticking to the backcountry rivers, because they’re less mainstream.”
“Let’s wander where the WiFi is weak.”
“They told me to ‘take a hike’. So I did.”
“Always taking the scenic route.”
“The view up here is breathtaking, and I know it’s all downhill from here.”
“I don’t get it. The trail looked so flat on the map.”
It feels good to be lost in the right direction
Funny Walking Captions
Here are some funny walking captions for when you are our for more of a walk than a hike. You might like our full list of Walking Captions and Quotes.
Walking, the best way to get inspired
The Young and the Breathless
Walk through life with your mind wide open
Walk more; worry less
A walk in the woods sometimes means getting lost
Time to walk your walk, not just talk your talk
Walk often. Walk always.
I’d rather walk than run, but I’ll jog if there are cupcakes at the end
Life is full of ups and downs. Walk on the right path.
Strolling into the weekend
Funny Instagram Walking Captions
Your followers will love these funny Instagram walking captions.
Starting with baby steps
It’s just a hill. Walk over it.
Walk more, live longer.
Walking in sunshine
Barefoot. Mindful. Open. Connecting with the earth.
The Walking Wounded
Be a solitary walker: walk alone, talk to yourself, and sometimes sing
Life is a journey. And I’m walking every step of the way.
Walking fast enough to make my own breeze
Walking makes it easy to forget to check your phone
I find walks cheaper than therapy
Funny Hiking Quotes for Instagram Captions
“Never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost, and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that.”
— Ellen DeGeneres
“Mountains have a way of dealing with overconfidence.”
– Hermann Buhl
“If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.”
– Frank A. Clarks
“I like being near the top of a mountain. One can’t get lost here.”
– Wislawa Szymborska
“Hiking is the only slightly less ugly stepsister of running.”
– Lindy Hughes
“Every mountain top is within reach if you just keep climbing.”
– Barry Finlay
“Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory.”
– Ed Viesturs
“Hiking—much like drinking—is something that sounds more fun to the uninitiated than it actually is.”
– Mindy McGinnis
“Hiking’s not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty.”
– Sonja Yoerg
“Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee.”
– Demetri Martin
“Trails are like that: you’re floating along in a Shakespearean Arden paradise and expect to see nymphs and flute boys, then suddenly you’re struggling in a hot broiling sun of hell in dust and nettles and poison oak…just like life.”
“Hiking and happiness go hand in hand or foot in boot.”
— Diane Spicer
“Fact: Hiking is actually just walking, only on dirt or rocks or other uneven surfaces. Or walking where an animal larger than you can kill and eat you.”
– Brendon Leonard, Semi-Rad
Funny Instagram Walking Quotes
Check out these funny Instagram walking quotes for your next post. Check out our list of Best Walking Quotes.
“If you are in a bad mood, go for a walk. If you are still in a bad mood, go for another walk.”
“I have the European urge to use my feet when a drive can be dispensed with.”
– Vladimir Nabokov
“The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.”
– Jacqueline Schiff
“Some people walk in the rain; others just get wet.”
– Roger Miller
“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.”
– Ellen DeGeneres
“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.”
– Steven Wright
“Until you walk a mile in another man’s moccasin, you can’t imagine the smell.”
– Robert Byrne
“There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.”
– Beverly Sills
“There was nowhere to go but everywhere.”
– Jack Kerouac
And there you have it! Our list of the best funny captions about hiking and funny captions about walking. We hope you found one that spoke to you.
If you are like us and hiking makes you happy you might want to check out our list of Best Short Quotes About Happiness.
Let us know in the comments below if we missed any funny hiking photo captions that should be added.
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